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[FootballFan]

Definitely.

omg i did it

:lol I just meant that's how I learned to spell it.

 

[Messi]

He will totes get banned tho bro

I have a feeling we will lose some Football Gaffers in the girl thread tonight.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Freewheelin', we need you to cooperate and get a shot of Wilbury running down a dirt path.

You forgot the most important thing : Having a pre teen girl there and her mother looking disapprovingly at Wilbury.

 

[Kyoufu]

I don't see why, Messi.

 

[Messi]

I don't see why, Messi.

Its gonna be wilbury

 

[kharma45]

Its gonna be wilbury

He's giving out solid advice.

 

[Fry]

Shut the fuck up about bans

 

[Awesome Animals]

You forgot the most important thing : Having a pre teen girl there and her mother looking disapprovingly at Wilbury.

Wow, I completely missed that connection. Freewheelin, get on it bro!


Wait, why is this posted in footyGAF now?

 

[Wilbur]

Its gonna be wilbury

I will avoid the ban like we've avoided letting it slip I'm a sex offender

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't want to get banned again.

It was hell and Ive only been back for two weeks now

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Yeah being banned sucks I missed pretty much all of the euros

 

[Messi]

Shut the fuck up about bans

fair enough. My apologies.

 

[Wessiej]

I don't want to get banned again.

It was hell and Ive only been back for two weeks now

I don't know whats going on but you should do it!

 

[Hixx]

Shut the fuck up about bans

For real.

It's like kids who chuck stones at windows and are shitting it because they think those dickheads who hand out ASBOs are after them.

 

[Willkiller]

I think Wilbury is alien

 

[Kyoufu]

Guys I think you should stop posting in that thread.

It's dead. Let it die. lol

 

[Messi]

I am leaving that thread, its making me sad. I dont like thinking about this stuff.

 

[Wilbur]

Guys I think you should stop posting in that thread.

It's dead. Let it die. lol

When you watch a Championship game without calling it boring, I will never post in another section of GAF again

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I hate you guys

Every time I want an early night a form of after dark time emerges

 

[kharma45]

I think Wilbury is alien

He's a love god sent down from the heavens.

 

[Hixx]

I am leaving that thread, its making me sad. I dont like thinking about this stuff.

Wink at a lass.

Do it.

If they laugh you're in. If they don't leg it they're going to get their boyfriend to kick fuck out of you

 

[Awesome Animals]

Sorry Messi, I hope I didn't upset you

 

[Fergie]

Have to admit that ticking bomb of a thread got a million times improved when Footy-GAF invaded. Really, gotta give props.

 

[Freewheelin']

Have to admit that ticking bomb of a thread got a million times improved when Footy-GAF invaded. Really, gotta give props.

We the thread-invaders, do not fuck with us!

 

[Grim1ock]

Been here for a few weeks and this willbury guy sounds like a real hoot! That post in the girl's thread made me laugh and cackling at midnight with people sleeping around you is no good

 

[Messi]

Sorry Messi, I hope I didn't upset you

You didn't man. This is something that sits with me every single day. :/

/emoMessi

 

[Willkiller]

Wink at a lass.

Do it.

If they laugh you're in. If they don't leg it they're going to get their boyfriend to kick fuck out of you

Once, In Sunderland funnily enough, I was flirting with some girl and one of the lads we were with took me aside, told me he'd just gotten back from Iraq and warned me off her.

But you know what I did? I thought no. I won't be intimidated by this guy. I won't be made to feel guilty because I stole his post-war poon. That night I just put my foot down and said no.

Spoiler

I slept with her friend

 

[Oxx]

Dudes, I am totally the hairiest member of football gaf.

 

[Wilbur]

Been here for a few weeks and this willbury guy sounds like a real hoot! That post in the girl's thread made me laugh and cackling at midnight with people sleeping around you is no good

I'm just the guy that keeps things ticking when there's no football on.

Who do you support??

Once, In Sunderland funnily enough, I was flirting with some girl and one of the lads we were with took me aside, told me he'd just gotten back from Iraq and warned me off her.

But you know what I did? I thought no. I won't be intimidated by this guy. I won't be made to feel guilty because I stole his post-war poon. That night I just put my foot down and said no.

Spoiler

I slept with her friend

VICTORY

I hope you told her you'd just got back from Iraq for extra bonus points and extra fud stage

 

[Hixx]

Damn, last time I looked at the time it was 10.30. I wanted to watch a film before bed.

Fuck you all

 

[Freewheelin']

Dudes, I am totally the hairiest member of football gaf.

PROVE IT

Once, In Sunderland funnily enough, I was flirting with some girl and one of the lads we were with took me aside, told me he'd just gotten back from Iraq and warned me off her.

But you know what I did? I thought no. I won't be intimidated by this guy. I won't be made to feel guilty because I stole his post-war poon. That night I just put my foot down and said no.

Spoiler

I slept with her friend

So you're in the friend-zone?

Me too

Spoiler

AWESOME

 

[Willkiller]

So you're in the friend-zone?

Me too

Spoiler

AWESOME

This was early last year, I'm with a hot Portuguese girl now baby

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm pulling an all nighter after sleeping through most of the day.

Dudes, I am totally the hairiest member of football gaf.

Pretty sure I got the most hairy ass. Had several compliments from none sexual partners who happened to look at my ass and say "wow, you got a really crazy hairy ass". You can take the price for overall hairy, but the ass one is mine.

 

[Wilbur]

Damn, last time I looked at the time it was 10.30. I wanted to watch a film before bed.

Fuck you all

I got to be up at half six for uni, fuck life

 

[Grim1ock]

I'm just the guy that keeps things ticking when there's no football on.

Who do you support??

The biggest club in london led by le professeur

freewheelin,

dont give up hope. there are ways to bail out of the friendzone

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I apparently have to go look for a fucking job in case my college don't take me back! Getting up at 9.30 is bullshit.

 

[K1LLER7]

I got to be up at half six for uni, fuck life

Don't start Uni for another 2 weeks, fuck yeah

 

[bud]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

 

[FootballFan]

You didn't man. This is something that sits with me every single day. :/

/emoMessi

Nah seriously your weight loss is amazing. You don't just gain the confidence of Wilbury or Brad Pitt instantly, it takes time, but you are on the right track.

 

[Hixx]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

A 9. My upper crack has some mohawk shit going on.

 

[kharma45]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

A very solid 8, my arse has a decent covering.

 

[Fry]

I found out earlier today that he's a huge Oasis fan. Boss.

 

[Grim1ock]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

my arse is as smooth as a baby bottom. Not an single hair jutting out. Fuck, you know what's really sad? I cant grow a bloody beard and i am in my late twenties. How embarassing is that?

 

[Kyoufu]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

:lol

Mine is probably a 9. I'm hairy overall and don't really bother doing anything about it when I'm single.

 

[K1LLER7]

my arse is as smooth as a baby bottom. Not an single hair jutting out. Fuck, you know what's really sad? I cant grow a bloody beard and i am in my late twenties. How embarassing is that?

Your perfect for Wilbury

 

[Wilbur]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

It's as if I hacked your account. This is basically a detailed description of my arse

my arse is as smooth as a baby bottom. Not an single hair jutting out. Fuck, you know what's really sad? I cant grow a bloody beard and i am in my late twenties. How embarassing is that?

Yeah, I have no beard at all. One day though, I'll have the most swag beard of you all and you'll bow to my superior face pubes

 

[Hixx]

Your perfect for Wilbury

Yeah I heard his undercrackers shred from here.

 

[Broder Salsa]

My best friend growing up was Iraqi and that kid had crazy body hair as a result. Seriously he could get a full beard by the time we were starting to get our first pubes.

 

[Wilbur]

Your perfect for Wilbury

Yeah I heard his undercrackers shred from here.

I'm not even wearing them

 

[kharma45]

Don't start Uni for another 2 weeks, fuck yeah

One more week for me