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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT5| One word to rule them all

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AndresON777

shooting blanks
Yeah I got the hots for Emily Blunt after seeing Wild Target. Kind of salty because the adjustment bureau might be the worst movie of all time along with Hudson Hawk. I ended up just putting music on to finish that horrible film.


Dat T Rex mouth is HAWT

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Yen

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Yeah I got the hots for Emily Blunt after seeing Wild Target. Kind of salty because the adjustment bureau might be the worst movie of all time along with Hudson Hawk. I ended up just putting music on to finish that horrible film.

Adjustment Bureau was great!
 

Messi

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Olivia Wilde doesn't look that good in photos, but in movies she looks much better imo.

I disagree respectfully. Sure there are some bad pictures but for the most part she is sexy. But in motion she is amazing.

Casillas's girlfriend? Id sex her while she is wearing a Ronaldo jersey
 

dc89

Member
I can relate to Messi, he takes stick from all you guys for loving Ms Wilde, yet it doesn't knock him off his stride or effect his undying love for her.
 

Messi

Member
I can relate to Messi, he takes stick from all you guys for loving Ms Wilde, yet it doesn't knock him off his stride or effect his undying love for her.

I take stick? The jaw stuff? I love her jaw and I know you guys are fucking around.

Cheers for the support though
 

AndresON777

shooting blanks
These are the only chicks I can pleasure myself to when they're not fucking:


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don't know who the cartoon monster face on the right is but the one in the middle absolutely makes my blood boil.

they're these colombian hoodrats that are on Univision on the sports show on sundays before Liga MX matches.

They look unreal in motion. Fake boobs ofc but GOD DAMN

Otherwise I just watch hardcore porn.
 
Not difficult on account of the fact that she's really hot. And everybody on this forum, even the nay sayers, would pole her in a minutes notice.

Why are you so sure people would want to bang her when they are not attracted to her?
(except for fame/money)
I legitimately feel like I have better options available to me. More importantly younger options (nopedo)
 
How about my newfound appreciation for chubby Xtina? New Christina > Old
I personally loved Christina back when she was singing "Dirty". My teenage self couldn't get enough of that.

But I'd certainly take a pop and chubby Christina for old time sakes. Also, if you like chubby girls, you can't really go for wrong with Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson is another hottie turned chubby who I'd certainly smang all day long.

Why are you so sure people would want to bang her when they are not attracted to her?
(except for fame/money)
I legitimately feel like I have better options available to me. More importantly younger options (nopedo)
I feel like even if you don't think she's as attractive as say, Messi does, you'd probably be hard pushed to say she's unattractive. And I can't see many red blooded single males, if given the opportunity, turning her down.
 

Clegg

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If you want to go for slightly chubby girls and aren't afraid of the dirtiest option then Paige Turnah is the woman for you.
 

Messi

Member
Why are you so sure people would want to bang her when they are not attracted to her?
(except for fame/money)
I legitimately feel like I have better options available to me. More importantly younger options (nopedo)

You are such a jawful liar

I personally loved Christina back when she was singing "Dirty". My teenage self couldn't get enough of that.

But I'd certainly take a pop and chubby Christina for old time sakes. Also, if you like chubby girls, you can't really go for wrong with Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson is another hottie turned chubby who I'd certainly smang all day long.

I feel like even if you don't think she's as attractive as say, Messi does, you'd probably be hard pushed to say she's unattractive. And I can't see many red blooded single males, if given the opportunity, turning her down.

I approve all of this.
 

fuenf

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Why are you so sure people would want to bang her when they are not attracted to her?
(except for fame/money)
I legitimately feel like I have better options available to me. More importantly younger options (nopedo)

Sex like Kenyan marathon runners? That's actually an interesting question. I mean what's the incentive to bang an actress / famous person apart from the fame, if i'd get to know them sure but otherwise you'd just bang the human embodiment of your fantasies (and not the actual person). I'd do it for the bragging rights, though. But yeah, i dont think they can compare to "normal" girls from Uni or whatever.

My current flavor of the week is Anna Kendrick. So beautiful.

she's really nice but i always think that Kate Mara is the 2.0 version of her.
 

AndresON777

shooting blanks
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The one on the right is the newest member of the group

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she has a tank ass. You never know if it's real though in Colombia plastic surgery is cheaper and pretty decent tbh
 

D_prOdigy

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Mr Bale was talking about this ABV moment the other day and I found a GIF.

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I really like AVB!

He's like my favourite.

My crazy fan-fic was that United would hire him in a coaching role after the Chelsea sack and slowly groom him to be the true SAF successor.

I should run multi-hundred-million pound sports clubs, definitely.
 

Clegg

Member
Giuseppe Rossi is one of those players whose body just isn't durable enough for professional sports.

It's a crying shame because he's so talented.
 

Yen

Member
http://blogs.wsj.com/dailyfix/2012/10/10/live-blog-lance-armstrong-report/

WSJ doing a live blog read of the Lance Armstrong report. He's absolutely fucked.
 
I personally loved Christina back when she was singing "Dirty". My teenage self couldn't get enough of that.

But I'd certainly take a pop and chubby Christina for old time sakes. Also, if you like chubby girls, you can't really go for wrong with Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson is another hottie turned chubby who I'd certainly smang all day long.

I feel like even if you don't think she's as attractive as say, Messi does, you'd probably be hard pushed to say she's unattractive. And I can't see many red blooded single males, if given the opportunity, turning her down.
I wouldn't touch Xtina with a ten foot pole (in her current state that is)
I don't find Wilde repulsive, but her face does not tickle me at all. So I looked up her body and still no effect, looks like a regular ass woman + she's what? Mid 30ies? Eh.
Of course it depends on the circumstances and of course I can easily imagine some where I wouldn't turn her down (like if I knew that she's a great performer or such), but I really don't think I would come on to her/hit on her.
OKcupid even has better looking girls/women (with better proportions).

Sex like Kenyan marathon runners? That's actually an interesting question. I mean what's the incentive to bang an actress / famous person apart from the fame, if i'd get to know them sure but otherwise you'd just bang the human embodiment of your fantasies (and not the actual person). I'd do it for the bragging rights, though. But yeah, i dont think they can compare to "normal" girls from Uni or whatever.



she's really nice but i always think that Kate Mara is the 2.0 version of her.
I get what you say, but I'd still be all over celebs I'm physically drawn to, but I wouldn't bang just any "good looking" celeb like Kylehimself seems to suggest. Stardom (& non-ugliness) does not automatically warrant a boner for me.
 

fuenf

Member
http://blogs.wsj.com/dailyfix/2012/10/10/live-blog-lance-armstrong-report/

WSJ doing a live blog read of the Lance Armstrong report. He's absolutely fucked.

I absolutely hate the sport nowadays. As a teenager i watched every Tour de France and loved the Ulrich / Armstrong battles but the doping stuff tarnished everything. I still have great respect for the riders, but it's getting ridiculous and the "new and clean" Tour de France isnt much better either, there's always this cloud of suspicion and having no real mountain stages makes it quite boring.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
I absolutely hate the sport nowadays. As a teenager i watched every Tour de France and loved the Ulrich / Armstrong battles but the doping stuff tarnished everything. I still have great respect for the riders, but it's getting ridiculous and the "new and clean" Tour de France isnt much better either, there's always this cloud of suspicion and having no real mountain stages makes it quite boring.

They were all doping anyway. So when you think about it, he had no advantage whatsoever. :p
 

elsk

Banned
I'd be more sympathetic but meh. Should've chosen USNMT :(

Can you blame him? Travelling all the way to the american continent to play international matches is a pain in the ass. Also, playing vs. Honduras, Costa Rica, México, Guatemala is not as good as playing vs. France, Germany, Spain, etc.

David Suazo, when playing in Serie A, didn't gave a fuck about the national team because that could hurt his club career. Most coaches don't like players to travel so long for international matches.
 

AndresON777

shooting blanks
She is the only celeb worth it:

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I would support club America just for her.[/QUOTE]

Damn, she's perfect. Name?
 
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