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[Hixx]

Fair enough. I still love it for obvious reasons :lol

I've just made the connection haha. Durrr

 

[G17]

The scenarios Arsenal fans come up with... I wouldn't mind this parallel world to be honest. If only panel 5 were true...

 

[Slizz]

Hazard/Gervinho pic is by far the best.

 

[Salvadora]

Hazard/Gervinho pic is by far the best.

I'm partial to the Webb panel.

 

[Kyoufu]

I'm partial to the Webb panel.

Replace Rooney with RVP and I'd make my way to this alternate universe.

 

[Lightning]

I agree that Isco would be a more likely target and quite a Wenger esque buy but I don't think we have a chance in hell of getting him. There would be serious competition and I don't want to imagine the price tag.

He has a buyout clause and we can match any wages Malaga have to offer. I think we have as ggod a chance as anyone else unless Chelsea or City enter in. Then we'll have some trouble because of the wages.

 

[Clegg]

Telegraph saying we'll look to sign Walcott in January and Holtby on a bosman.

Everything I've read about Holtby suggests that he's very happy at Schalke.

 

[Clegg]

He has a buyout clause and we can match any wages Malaga have to offer.

No, you couldn't.

If Malagas owners were bothered, they could blow Arsenal completely out of the water.

 

[Salvadora]

No, you couldn't.

If Malagas owners were bothered, they could blow Arsenal completely out of the water.

Exactly.

 

[jtb]

No, you couldn't.

If Malagas owners were bothered, they could blow Arsenal completely out of the water.

But they're not; which is why Cazorla moved in the first place. Isco.... god, what an upgrade that would be over Walcott. Makes too much sense for Wenger to go through with it. Need a DM or a LB more anyways.

 

[Kyoufu]

But they're not; which is why Cazorla moved in the first place. Isco.... god, what an upgrade that would be over Walcott. Makes too much sense for Wenger to go through with it. Need a DM or a LB more anyways.

Tiote for 25 million.

 

[Salvadora]

What wages could Arsenal offer? Every other club would blow us out of the water.

 

[Lightning]

No, you couldn't.

If Malagas owners were bothered, they could blow Arsenal completely out of the water.

But they are not bothered. That's why we got Cazorla for only 12mil.

The only thing that will hold us up bidding for him will be he is cup-tied so wont be able to assist us in our CL matches.

But they're not; which is why Cazorla moved in the first place. Isco.... god, what an upgrade that would be over Walcott. Makes too much sense for Wenger to go through with it. Need a DM or a LB more anyways.

I really want us to sign Lars Bender as well from Leverkusen. That would be another fantastic signing so that wont happen either lol.

 

[Yurt]

What the fuck juanpablo! All the LoI teams are half a star in FIFA 13!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

What the fuck juanpablo! All the LoI teams are half a star in FIFA 13!

Shamrock Rovers and Bray Wanderers are my favorite. Twigg who plays upfront for Shamrock is actually not bad in the game :lol

 

[Clegg]

Graham Hunter is saying that Malagas owners have renewed their interest in the club since they're doing so well in the league and the CL.

Getting Isco won't be as easy as Cazorla was.

 

[Kyoufu]

Stephane Mbia: “I thought they [QPR] were a Scottish club. Marseille needed the money. I would never have thought of coming here.”

:lol

 

[Linius]

What the fuck juanpablo! All the LoI teams are half a star in FIFA 13!

He called it, shitty league. I would ignore it if I were Irish. Support some English club instead.

 

[jtb]

Graham Hunter is saying that Malagas owners have renewed their interest in the club since they're doing so well in the league and the CL.

Getting Isco won't be as easy as Cazorla was.

Meh, that's what release clauses are for. Arsenal are still a bigger club than Malaga, even with all that oil money—I'd be more wary of fighting off interest from other clubs.

Of course, Mata had a release clause too, and that worked out great...

 

[Gareth Bale]

Stephane Mbia: “I thought they [QPR] were a Scottish club. Marseille needed the money. I would never have thought of coming here.”

:lol

Queen of the South > QPR

 

[Linius]

In 45 minutes the clock goes back an hour over here. Imma be travelin' in time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Stephane Mbia: “I thought they [QPR] were a Scottish club. Marseille needed the money. I would never have thought of coming here.”

:lol

“Over here, the game is nothing but battles. You end up covered in cuts and bruises.
“Sometimes when I played in France, I didn’t need to break sweat.”


What the fuck lol

 

[ATF487]

“Against West Ham, I went to see the referee to tell him Andy Carroll kept elbowing me. The ref ­replied: ‘Welcome to England’.”

lol

classic big andy

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

In 45 minutes the clock goes back an hour over here. Imma be travelin' in time.

Remember: We're already posting from the future comparing with most gaffers

 

[Freewheelin']

Stephane Mbia: “I thought they [QPR] were a Scottish club. Marseille needed the money. I would never have thought of coming here.”

:lol

lol

Looks like Hughes worked his shitty magic on him

 

[Linius]

Remember: We're already posting from the future comparing with most gaffers

We're getting back at regular GMT right?

 

[Wilbur]

Is it 1:25 or 2:25 or 0:25 im confused as fuck

 

[Hixx]

Is it 1:25 or 2:25 or 0:25 im confused as fuck

1.26 clocks go back at 2am

Why 2am? Who knows. fucking illuminati.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

We're getting back at regular GMT right?

GMT +1

 

[Kyoufu]

Is it 1:25 or 2:25 or 0:25 im confused as fuck

It's 00:27

 

[Linius]

GMT +1

Ah fuck dis, I'm confused.

All I know is my clock goes back one hour at 3 am

 

[Freewheelin']

1.26 clocks go back at 2am

Why 2am? Who knows. fucking illuminati.

They ruin everything

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Ah fuck dis, I'm confused.

All I know is my clock goes back one hour at 3 am

Scroll down to the bottom of a GAF page

We're in +2 now

 

[Linius]

Scroll down to the bottom of a GAF page

We're in +2 now

Oh I see indeed. But if the clocks in England go back as well it won't matter for our time difference.

 

[Clegg]

Clocks go back an hour because nobody wants to see it get dark at four in the fucking afternoon.

 

[Slizz]

United game still at 12PM tomorrow for me. So I'm all good.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Oh I see indeed. But if the clocks in England go back as well it won't matter for our time difference.

Yeah I thought we were going back in time at 2.00 as well as GB-Gaf

 

[Linius]

Yeah I thought we were going back in time at 2.00 as well as GB-Gaf

We go back one hour later, which is basically the same

Fucking clocks and how do they work

 

[Hixx]

Clocks go back an hour because nobody wants to see it get dark at four in the fucking afternoon.

I do I still like to play knocky on nine doors on the way home

 

[Broder Salsa]

Time is an illusion, don't sit your clocks back, protest the government

 

[Wilbur]

I do I still like to play knocky on nine doors on the way home

Knockyyyyy yeah buddy, play it on old grannies giving you ample time to vacate the area

 

[Hixx]

Knockyyyyy yeah buddy, play it on old grannies giving you ample time to vacate the area

lol

We used to put milk bottles on door handles.

Looking back, we were fucking dicks.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Will there be a match you guys want to see tomorrow but wont be able to?

 

[Linius]

Will there be a match you guys want to see tomorrow but wont be able to?

Nope. All I want to see is 'De Klassieker'. Bacon and I won't be friends tomorrow (6)

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Will there be a match you guys want to see tomorrow but wont be able to?

Nope

The match schedule is on my side for once.

Nope. All I want to see is 'De Klassieker'. Bacon and I won't be friends tomorrow (6)

It's already tomorrow, klootzak

 

[Wilbur]

lol

We used to put milk bottles on door handles.

Looking back, we were fucking dicks.

Eh, its understandable. You were young and Northern.

I used to like when I saw the old woman that lives next to me coming down the road and knowing she'd take ages, running to her door, farting on the handle and then getting the fuck out of dodge before she saw, knowing she'd clamp her hand around my butthole perfume.

My girlfriend is asleep on the sofa. Should I fart on her possessions?

 

[Gareth Bale]

Clocks go back an hour because nobody wants to see it get dark at four in the fucking afternoon.

When the clocks go back it gets darker earlier....?

Am I missing something here as usual?

 

[Linius]

It's already tomorrow, klootzak

You're right

When the clocks go back it gets darker earlier....?

Am I missing something here as usual?

I think you got it right. But I'm not thinking clearly at the moment.

Eh, its understandable. You were young and Northern.

I used to like when I saw the old woman that lives next to me coming down the road and knowing she'd take ages, running to her door, farting on the handle and then getting the fuck out of dodge before she saw, knowing she'd clamp her hand around my butthole perfume.

My girlfriend is asleep on the sofa. Should I fart on her possessions?

Since I've seen your photo stories like these make me uncomfortable.

 

[Messi]

Guys I am gonna time travel, wish me luke

 

[HotHamWater]

Guys I am gonna time travel, wish me luke

Good luke.

And no, clocks going back means that sunset happens later.