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[kharma45]

City were absolutely FUCKED by the refs at the end. Absolutely disgusting.

Whilst I do agree they were City should've had the quality to easily win this match.

 

[Pennywise]

And stop play Sven Bender. I think he crap.

lol ?
He is by far one of the most consistent players Dortmund has.
Sadly he was out during alot of injuries this season.
Still he was absolutely badass so far this Champions League season.

Dortmund's own fault, after the goal the were moving forward again and they should have done that way earlier.

 

[Meier]

So do City now need to win both their games and hope other results go their way?

Yep. There is still the slightest of chances but realistically, that was it.

Whilst I do agree they were City should've had the quality to easily win this match.

Hey, I don't disagree in the slightest bit. Giving up those goals early on was unacceptable.. but that doesn't diminish the fact the referees screwed the team over.

 

[Elephantstone]

And stop play Sven Bender. I think he crap.

He is too injury prone.....never really had a chance to find his usual form ( alway injured himself right after coming back)..... Plus we rarely play well with two DMs on the pitch

 

[Vivalaraza]

City were absolutely FUCKED by the refs at the end. Absolutely disgusting.

Nope.

Ajax would have been fucked if he had given the pen.

 

[D_prOdigy]

The stink of you from last season is still there, go join City on channel 5 again please, not like you are going to beat out any half decent side when you get out of that extremely easy and lucky group.

This is just arse-water of the highest order.

EL isn't on Channel 5 anymore.

 

[Wilbur]

Time for...

WILBURY'S ROUND UP OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH

AC MILAN 1 - 1 MALAGA

MALAGA LET IN THEIR FIRST GOAL OF THE COMPETITION BUT MILAN ARE YET TO AVOID THE HEAT AS THE AC JUST ISNT WORKING YET. ELISEAU SCORES THE OPENER AND THEN IT IS DOWN TO PERENNIAL GINGERBREAD MAN PATIO TO SCORE THE GOAL THAT PUTS FEAR BACK INTO THE HEARTS OF BUNGA BUNGA EVERYWHERE

ANDERLECHT 1 - 0 ZENIT ST PETERSBERG

THE BELGIANS FROM BELGIUM ARE PUTTING THE BURGER BACK IN ST PETERSBERG AFTER THIS MEATY PERFORMANCE. A GOAL FROM MBOKANI THAT WAS AS DIFFICULT TO FINISH AS HIS SURNAME ENSURES THE RUSSIANS WILL BE RUSHING BACK TO RUSSIA IN ORDER TO WORK ON THEIR RATIONS AND DIETARY PLANS TO WIN NEXT TIME

DYNAMO KIEV 0 - 0 FC PORTO

DON'T GO GARLICKING YOUR WIFE'S VAGINAS JUST YET PORTO FANS, AS THE CHICKENS FROM KIEV WIN A BATTLING POINT AGAINST THE PORTUGUESE PORTO. THE NIL NIL DRAW ENSURES THAT BOTH TEAMS ARE STILL IN WITH A CHANCE FOR PLAYING IN TWO WEEKS TIME

MANCHESTER CITY 2 - 2 AFC AJAX

THE MASSIVEST CLUB IN MANCHESTER LOOK TO BE ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POST GAME AGAIN AS ALL DISCUSSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THE DISALLOWED PENALTY. HOWEVER THERE WAS A KICK AT THE END ON A PLAYER FROM ONCE MASSIVE AJAX. A MASSIVE CLUB VERSUS A ONCE MASSIVE CLUB ITS LIKE WATCHING MUSE PLAY U2. AND OF COURSE MUSE WILL BE TALKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ALL NIGHT BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NIGEL DE JONG SCORED TWO PERFECTLY GOOD GOALS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB

OLYMPIAKOS 3 - 1 MONTPELIER

IN AN EFFORT TO CAPTURE THE MAGIC OF THE LAST GAME I WILL USE THE MOUNT PELIER AND MOUNT OLYMPUS JOKE AGAIN. THERE WAS NO CHANCE I WAS EVER GOING TO WATCH THIS GAME SO LETS ALL JUST LAUGH AT THAT AGAIN LIKE YOU LAUGH EVERY TIME YOU WATCH THE SAME EPISODES OF FRIENDS. JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT BEFORE DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT STILL FUNNY.

PARIS ST GERMAIN 4 - 0 DINAMO ZAGREB

THE GERMANS FROM PARIS SCORE FOUR GOALS AGAINST THE DYNAMIC DUO AND THE 9 MORE PLAYERS FORM DYNAMICO ZAGREB. THEY UNFORTUNATELY COULD NOT GREB A CLEAN SHEET AND WERE TAKEN APART BY ZLATAN IBRAHIMVOVCIC WHO FOR ONCE TURNED UP IN EUROPE WITHOUT ACTING A HOOLIGAN AND KICKING SOMEONE

REAL MADRID 2 - 2 BORUSSIA DORTMUND

REAL TROUBLE FOR THE MADRIDIANS HERE AS THE DORT WAS OPEN AND THEN CLOSED. IT FELT LIKE A MUNDDAY AS THEY SUFFERED FROM THEIR WEEKEND HANGOVER. THE GERMANS FROM PARIS DID WELL TO GO 2-1 UP BEFORE SUFFERING A LATE EQUALIZER FROM THEIR OWN COUNTRYMAN MESUT OZIL. HIS FREE KICK WAS ONE OF THE LAST ACTS OF THE MATCH BEFORE THE REAL LAST ACT OF THE MATCH COMMENCED WHICH WAS THE REFEREE PUTTING THE WHISTLE IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN BREATHING FROM HIS DIAPHRAGM IN ORDER TO MAKE THE WHISTLE MAKE A NOISE.

SCHALKE 04 2 - 2 ARSENAL

WENGER'S MEN LET A TWO GOAL LEAD SLIP AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ONE GAME AS THE GERMAN SIDE SCHALKE ANOTHER POINT UP ON THE LEADERBOARD. AN OWN GOAL FROM THOMAS ' WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEFENSE ANYWAY ' VERMAELEN CONTRIBUTED TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE TEAM FROM ISLINGTON, AND MEANT THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE MORE IN THE ARSENAL TO GET THE BEST OUT OF PLAYERS LIKE ANDRES SANTONS

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is just arse-water of the highest order.

EL isn't on Channel 5 anymore.

Oh I wouldn't know. I don't watch shit like that.

Spoiler

Patiently waits for Copenhagen - Stuttgart europa league

 

[pulga]

Time for...

WILBURY'S ROUND UP OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH

AC MILAN 1 - 1 MALAGA

MALAGA LET IN THEIR FIRST GOAL OF THE COMPETITION BUT MILAN ARE YET TO AVOID THE HEAT AS THE AC JUST ISNT WORKING YET. ELISEAU SCORES THE OPENER AND THEN IT IS DOWN TO PERENNIAL GINGERBREAD MAN PATIO TO SCORE THE GOAL THAT PUTS FEAR BACK INTO THE HEARTS OF BUNGA BUNGA EVERYWHERE

ANDERLECHT 1 - 0 ZENIT ST PETERSBERG

THE BELGIANS FROM BELGIUM ARE PUTTING THE BURGER BACK IN ST PETERSBERG AFTER THIS MEATY PERFORMANCE. A GOAL FROM MBOKANI THAT WAS AS DIFFICULT TO FINISH AS HIS SURNAME ENSURES THE RUSSIANS WILL BE RUSHING BACK TO RUSSIA IN ORDER TO WORK ON THEIR RATIONS AND DIETARY PLANS TO WIN NEXT TIME

DYNAMO KIEV 0 - 0 FC PORTO

DON'T GO GARLICKING YOUR WIFE'S VAGINAS JUST YET PORTO FANS, AS THE CHICKENS FROM KIEV WIN A BATTLING POINT AGAINST THE PORTUGUESE PORTO. THE NIL NIL DRAW ENSURES THAT BOTH TEAMS ARE STILL IN WITH A CHANCE FOR PLAYING IN TWO WEEKS TIME

MANCHESTER CITY 2 - 2 AFC AJAX

THE MASSIVEST CLUB IN MANCHESTER LOOK TO BE ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POST GAME AGAIN AS ALL DISCUSSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THE DISALLOWED PENALTY. HOWEVER THERE WAS A KICK AT THE END ON A PLAYER FROM ONCE MASSIVE AJAX. A MASSIVE CLUB VERSUS A ONCE MASSIVE CLUB ITS LIKE WATCHING MUSE PLAY U2. AND OF COURSE MUSE WILL BE TALKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ALL NIGHT BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NIGEL DE JONG SCORED TWO PERFECTLY GOOD GOALS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB

OLYMPIAKOS 3 - 1 MONTPELIER

IN AN EFFORT TO CAPTURE THE MAGIC OF THE LAST GAME I WILL USE THE MOUNT PELIER AND MOUNT OLYMPUS JOKE AGAIN. THERE WAS NO CHANCE I WAS EVER GOING TO WATCH THIS GAME SO LETS ALL JUST LAUGH AT THAT AGAIN LIKE YOU LAUGH EVERY TIME YOU WATCH THE SAME EPISODES OF FRIENDS. JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT BEFORE DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT STILL FUNNY.

PARIS ST GERMAIN 4 - 0 DINAMO ZAGREB

THE GERMANS FROM PARIS SCORE FOUR GOALS AGAINST THE DYNAMIC DUO AND THE 9 MORE PLAYERS FORM DYNAMICO ZAGREB. THEY UNFORTUNATELY COULD NOT GREB A CLEAN SHEET AND WERE TAKEN APART BY ZLATAN IBRAHIMVOVCIC WHO FOR ONCE TURNED UP IN EUROPE WITHOUT ACTING A HOOLIGAN AND KICKING SOMEONE

REAL MADRID 2 - 2 BORUSSIA DORTMUND

REAL TROUBLE FOR THE MADRIDIANS HERE AS THE DORT WAS OPEN AND THEN CLOSED. IT FELT LIKE A MUNDDAY AS THEY SUFFERED FROM THEIR WEEKEND HANGOVER. THE GERMANS FROM PARIS DID WELL TO GO 2-1 UP BEFORE SUFFERING A LATE EQUALIZER FROM THEIR OWN COUNTRYMAN MESUT OZIL. HIS FREE KICK WAS ONE OF THE LAST ACTS OF THE MATCH BEFORE THE REAL LAST ACT OF THE MATCH COMMENCED WHICH WAS THE REFEREE PUTTING THE WHISTLE IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN BREATHING FROM HIS DIAPHRAGM IN ORDER TO MAKE THE WHISTLE MAKE A NOISE.

SCHALKE 04 2 - 2 ARSENAL

WENGER'S MEN LET A TWO GOAL LEAD SLIP AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ONE GAME AS THE GERMAN SIDE SCHALKE ANOTHER POINT UP ON THE LEADERBOARD. AN OWN GOAL FROM THOMAS ' WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEFENSE ANYWAY ' VERMAELEN CONTRIBUTED TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE TEAM FROM ISLINGTON, AND MEANT THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE MORE IN THE ARSENAL TO GET THE BEST OUT OF PLAYERS LIKE ANDRES SANTONS

Brilliant. I actually watched Muse open for U2 :lol

 

[Messi]

Time for...

WILBURY'S ROUND UP OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH

AC MILAN 1 - 1 MALAGA

MALAGA LET IN THEIR FIRST GOAL OF THE COMPETITION BUT MILAN ARE YET TO AVOID THE HEAT AS THE AC JUST ISNT WORKING YET. ELISEAU SCORES THE OPENER AND THEN IT IS DOWN TO PERENNIAL GINGERBREAD MAN PATIO TO SCORE THE GOAL THAT PUTS FEAR BACK INTO THE HEARTS OF BUNGA BUNGA EVERYWHERE

ANDERLECHT 1 - 0 ZENIT ST PETERSBERG

THE BELGIANS FROM BELGIUM ARE PUTTING THE BURGER BACK IN ST PETERSBERG AFTER THIS MEATY PERFORMANCE. A GOAL FROM MBOKANI THAT WAS AS DIFFICULT TO FINISH AS HIS SURNAME ENSURES THE RUSSIANS WILL BE RUSHING BACK TO RUSSIA IN ORDER TO WORK ON THEIR RATIONS AND DIETARY PLANS TO WIN NEXT TIME

DYNAMO KIEV 0 - 0 FC PORTO

DON'T GO GARLICKING YOUR WIFE'S VAGINAS JUST YET PORTO FANS, AS THE CHICKENS FROM KIEV WIN A BATTLING POINT AGAINST THE PORTUGUESE PORTO. THE NIL NIL DRAW ENSURES THAT BOTH TEAMS ARE STILL IN WITH A CHANCE FOR PLAYING IN TWO WEEKS TIME

MANCHESTER CITY 2 - 2 AFC AJAX

THE MASSIVEST CLUB IN MANCHESTER LOOK TO BE ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POST GAME AGAIN AS ALL DISCUSSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THE DISALLOWED PENALTY. HOWEVER THERE WAS A KICK AT THE END ON A PLAYER FROM ONCE MASSIVE AJAX. A MASSIVE CLUB VERSUS A ONCE MASSIVE CLUB ITS LIKE WATCHING MUSE PLAY U2. AND OF COURSE MUSE WILL BE TALKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ALL NIGHT BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NIGEL DE JONG SCORED TWO PERFECTLY GOOD GOALS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB

OLYMPIAKOS 3 - 1 MONTPELIER

IN AN EFFORT TO CAPTURE THE MAGIC OF THE LAST GAME I WILL USE THE MOUNT PELIER AND MOUNT OLYMPUS JOKE AGAIN. THERE WAS NO CHANCE I WAS EVER GOING TO WATCH THIS GAME SO LETS ALL JUST LAUGH AT THAT AGAIN LIKE YOU LAUGH EVERY TIME YOU WATCH THE SAME EPISODES OF FRIENDS. JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT BEFORE DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT STILL FUNNY.

PARIS ST GERMAIN 4 - 0 DINAMO ZAGREB

THE GERMANS FROM PARIS SCORE FOUR GOALS AGAINST THE DYNAMIC DUO AND THE 9 MORE PLAYERS FORM DYNAMICO ZAGREB. THEY UNFORTUNATELY COULD NOT GREB A CLEAN SHEET AND WERE TAKEN APART BY ZLATAN IBRAHIMVOVCIC WHO FOR ONCE TURNED UP IN EUROPE WITHOUT ACTING A HOOLIGAN AND KICKING SOMEONE

REAL MADRID 2 - 2 BORUSSIA DORTMUND

REAL TROUBLE FOR THE MADRIDIANS HERE AS THE DORT WAS OPEN AND THEN CLOSED. IT FELT LIKE A MUNDDAY AS THEY SUFFERED FROM THEIR WEEKEND HANGOVER. THE GERMANS FROM PARIS DID WELL TO GO 2-1 UP BEFORE SUFFERING A LATE EQUALIZER FROM THEIR OWN COUNTRYMAN MESUT OZIL. HIS FREE KICK WAS ONE OF THE LAST ACTS OF THE MATCH BEFORE THE REAL LAST ACT OF THE MATCH COMMENCED WHICH WAS THE REFEREE PUTTING THE WHISTLE IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN BREATHING FROM HIS DIAPHRAGM IN ORDER TO MAKE THE WHISTLE MAKE A NOISE.

SCHALKE 04 2 - 2 ARSENAL

WENGER'S MEN LET A TWO GOAL LEAD SLIP AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ONE GAME AS THE GERMAN SIDE SCHALKE ANOTHER POINT UP ON THE LEADERBOARD. AN OWN GOAL FROM THOMAS ' WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEFENSE ANYWAY ' VERMAELEN CONTRIBUTED TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE TEAM FROM ISLINGTON, AND MEANT THAT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE MORE IN THE ARSENAL TO GET THE BEST OUT OF PLAYERS LIKE ANDRES SANTONS

I require a dramatic reading.

 

[Clegg]

Sky have just shown the replay of Walcotts goal. Giroud was one on one with the keeper and kicked the ground instead of the ball.

He's awful.

 

[dc89]

Couldn't see it from where I was sat. But damn, it looked close.

Also the reaction was it was a penalty. FUCK.
I am cry.

 

[BlindCommunication]

Rumors they want to buy Cornelius...

Yeah saw that, hope he's not as good as you said he is... Agent Jacobs doing his job it seems. Anderlecht won't buy unless they sell Mbokani though, which might or might not happen. They want big money for him.

 

[AndresON777]

'Perennial gingerbread man Patio'



:lol

 

[Wilbur]

A draw against Schalke isn't that bad man, you guys will still get through the group.

:lol this is magnificent trolling.

City were absolutely FUCKED by the refs at the end. Absolutely disgusting.

Agree with Viva entirely; it was as offside/onside as Nolan's goal, and City should never have had the free kick in the first place.

I require a dramatic reading.

Woodenlung plz

 

[G-Unit]

dude how did you watch all games?

 

[D_prOdigy]

MANCHESTER CITY 2 - 2 AFC AJAX

THE MASSIVEST CLUB IN MANCHESTER LOOK TO BE ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POST GAME AGAIN AS ALL DISCUSSION WILL REVOLVE AROUND THE DISALLOWED PENALTY. HOWEVER THERE WAS A KICK AT THE END ON A PLAYER FROM ONCE MASSIVE AJAX. A MASSIVE CLUB VERSUS A ONCE MASSIVE CLUB ITS LIKE WATCHING MUSE PLAY U2. AND OF COURSE MUSE WILL BE TALKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ALL NIGHT BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NIGEL DE JONG SCORED TWO PERFECTLY GOOD GOALS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB

 

[Phantast2k]

Why did it have to be him? :|

 

[Wilbur]

dude how did you watch all games?

WILBURY'S ROUND UP OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH

I had the City - Ajax match on the big telly, Madrid - Dortmund on my computer and my bro had Arsenal - Schalke on his iPad. Caught most of them three games.

 

[Yen]

That is a horrible Mesullet.

 

[K1LLER7]

Why did it have to be him? :|

Ozil with it

 

[Pennywise]

Damn thoose eyes...
Won't be able to sleep tonight.

 

[G-Unit]

WILBURY'S ROUND UP OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHES THAT HE DIDN'T WATCH

I had the City - Ajax match on the big telly, Madrid - Dortmund on my computer and my bro had Arsenal - Schalke on his iPad. Caught most of them three games.

oh shit! i need new glasses

 

[Awesome Animals]

OMG. Wilbury, you've outdone yourself.

BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE NIGEL DE JONG SCORED TWO PERFECTLY GOOD GOALS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB

 

[Melfice7]

Disappointing game from Porto oh well at least they're already qualified

 

[Scum]

That's how football looks outside of UK.

Lol

 

[Phantast2k]

Ozil with it

Yeah, I already öziled with it. I'm ok, we have a great chance to advance now

/Wilbs is cray

 

[Broder Salsa]

I would love to read that shit loud but... Throat still completely fucked, not even sick anymore but can barely speak and the doctor is like "lol, just let it rest".

oh shit! i need new glasses

and a new calender.

 

[deroli]

The point tonight felt way better than the one against Man City a few weeks ago. Although we conceded another late goal, we are still lucky not to lose this match. Madrid was so dominant in the second half and we could not create chances anymore.
But the first 45 minutes were really enjoyable. That was great defending and attacking by the whole team. A shame we could not keep that level after break, our players looked tired tbh. Still, 8 points and no loss after 4 games in this group - that's more than I expected.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I bet Mancini's pleased he can blame this one on the ref.

 

[deGod]

Willbury I'm very disappointed you labelled muse as man shitty I mean man city, I love muse and now everytime I hear them ill think of your comments :-(

 

[Wilbur]

Willbury I'm very disappointed you labelled muse as man shitty I mean man city, I love muse and now everytime I hear them ill think of your comments :-(

but they're so MASSIVE

 

[faridmon]

Muse is as shit as Man Shitty. Deal with it!

 

[LegoArmo]

1 result of 8 right, yeah boi.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

LOOOOOOOL City concede another.

Oh wait it's a replay.

 

[Phantast2k]

The point tonight felt way better than the one against Man City a few weeks ago. Although we conceded another late goal, we are still lucky not to lose this match. Madrid was so dominant in the second half and we could not create chances anymore.
But the first 45 minutes were really enjoyable. That was great defending and attacking by the whole team. A shame we could not keep that level after break, our players looked tired tbh. Still, 8 points and no loss after 4 games in this group - that's more than I expected.

He is too injury prone.....never really had a chance to find his usual form ( alway injured himself right after coming back)..... Plus we rarely play well with two DMs on the pitch

Yo fellas, check out the Op. I'm still the only Dortmund fan there, so correct that: write Messi a PM to insert you there. We're going to outnumber dem red peasants soon

 

[D_prOdigy]

Man City are Supermassive.

 

[Oxx]

SUPERMASSIVEBLACKHOLE

 

[Metalmurphy]

DYNAMO KIEV 0 - 0 FC PORTO

DON'T GO GARLICKING YOUR WIFE'S VAGINAS JUST YET PORTO FANS, AS THE CHICKENS FROM KIEV WIN A BATTLING POINT AGAINST THE PORTUGUESE PORTO. THE NIL NIL DRAW ENSURES THAT BOTH TEAMS ARE STILL IN WITH A CHANCE FOR PLAYING IN TWO WEEKS TIME

Actually, we already qualified

 

[Wilbur]

Actually, we already qualified

it doesnt fit the brief of writing utter shit, sorry bro. your facts will have to wait.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

SUPERMASSIVEBLACKHOLE

True story: that's the title of City's wage ledger.

 

[Wilbur]

Championship round up:

* Charlton came from 2-0 down at home against Cardiff to lead 5-2 and eventually win 5-4
* Ian Holloway's first game in charge was against Mick McCarthy's Ipswich and resulted in a 5-0 win for the home side
* Jordan Rhodes scores against his old club Huddersfield in a 2-2 draw
* Sheffield Wednesday lose 2-0 at home against managerless Blackpool
* Sean Dyche gets second win in two games as Burnley manager, beating Leeds 1-0

 

[deGod]

Ray Wilkins isn't a lover? Did anyone tell his wife that?

 

[bud]

giroud can't do anything with his feet.

let's just play like stoke.

 

[Clegg]

Sky panel moaning about zonal marking.

Man to man has just as many problems.

Why can't they see that?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

He's not at fault for the goal but Joe Harts slomo dive for the first goal was hilarious

 

[Pennywise]

Yo fellas, check out the Op. I'm still the only Dortmund fan there, so correct that: write Messi a PM to insert you there. We're going to outnumber dem red peasants soon

Done.
Too bad we won't get City first :X

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sky panel moaning about zonal marking.

Man to man has just as many problems.

Why can't they see that?

But they're 3 men incapable of managing at the highest level, how could they be wrong?

 

[dc89]

Whilst I'm sat in traffic if just like to say that The Assassin was fantastic.

 

[Grim1ock]

giroud can't do anything with his feet.

let's just play like stoke.

wash your mouth. that shithole of a club are playing the wron sport