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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT7| Wilde things happen afer dark

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Facism

Facism

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Jason Raize '75 - '04 said:
Wow. Someone just posted on my timeline a video of a fish in a bathtub giving a guy head.

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Someone steam messaged me a video of a japanese girl having water poured into her arsehole, followed by a few live fish. Which were shat out a minute after their journey up her colon, alive.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
odd_morsel said:
Classic album imo. I've never been a huge Strokes fan but I'll always give them credit where credit is due, they've made a few stellar highly listenable pop albums.
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I think it's utterly disappointing where they went after Is This It. They've got two or three fantastic songs on all three albums that followed but everything else is forgettable; Is This It is fucking sublime from start to finish.

They were boring as fuck when I saw them live too.
 
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AndresON777

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Slizz said:
It was as hilarious as Eagles Cowboys. Which I thought would be hard to match.
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yep I watched that one too. Hope Svlav doesn't die in his autoerotic asphyxiation tonight

I havn't been watching much nfl really since I am watching more football leagues now. Besides, I knew the Falcons were garbage so I wasn't surprised they lost today.
 
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Messi

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Lets say in a crazy alternate universe Madrid decide to get rid of Iker Casillas. How much do we think he would go for?
 
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Salvadora

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Kyoufu said:
He plays on the wing right? Isn't he a pure 9?
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He can play up front or on the wing and Wenger has been playing him on the wing. Strangely enough I thought he was fantastic when Gibbs was fit, he always tracked back and it looked like they had a great relationship on the pitch. Shame he's made of glass though.
 
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Kyoufu

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Salvadora said:
He can play up front or on the wing and Wenger has been playing him on the wing. Strangely enough I thought he was fantastic when Gibbs was fit, he always tracked back and it looked like they had a great relationship on the pitch. Shame he's made of glass though.
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Well at least the Donkey is scoring goals lately.

Yurt said:
We actually bought Buffon for 50 something million.
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Worth every penny.
 
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GorillaJu

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Facism said:
Someone steam messaged me a video of a japanese girl having water poured into her arsehole, followed by a few live fish. Which were shat out a minute after their journey up her colon, alive.
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Ugh this is disgusting. I mean hearing or staying ignorant it doesn't change the fact that it happens. Pretty much everything thinkable has been done somewhere
(Japan)
by some crazy fucks
(Japanese people).
Yet I still get depressed when I hear about people doing really nasty shit like this
 
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Meier

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Alex Sandro wanted a raise in 2016 and I couldn't pay it so I offered him for $50m with a 50% sell on clause. Man U bit. Realistically he'll probably be there until he's 30+ and the 50% will be of $3 or $4m to some Brazilian club when he's old.

bud said:
i do have is this it, though, but i have yet to give it a proper listen.
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One of the best albums of all time. Certainly of our generation at a very minimum.
 
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Wilbur

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ATTENTION: IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE OF FOOTBALL MANAGER 2013. I KNOW NO ONE GIVES A SHIT BUT I AM HOPING ONE DAY WE GET A NETWORK GAME GOING AND YOU ALL SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS POST YOU SCROLLED PAST IN BOREDOM

Chelsea have signed Ben Arfa, Negredo, Glen Johnson, Medel and Inler for a combined fee of £77m

Manchester City have signed Fellaini, Aaron Lennon, Jose Enrique, Muller, Andre Ayew and Konoplyanka for a combined fee of £123m

Liverpool have signed Martin Olsson, Lichtsteiner, Vaclav Kadlec, Izaguirre, Santon, Bryan Ruiz, Felipe Melo and Hugo Mallo for a combined fee of £63.5m

Arsenal have signed Filipe, Manuel Fernandes, Griezmann, Avenel and Vrsaljko for a combined fee of £65m

I have signed Landon Donovan, Morgan Schneiderlin and Darko Lazovic for a combined fee of £13m

The scores?

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UGH UGH UGH IN MY ASSHOLE
 
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HotHamWater

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Wilbury said:
ATTENTION: IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE OF FOOTBALL MANAGER 2013. I KNOW NO ONE GIVES A SHIT BUT I AM HOPING ONE DAY WE GET A NETWORK GAME GOING AND YOU ALL SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS POST YOU SCROLLED PAST IN BOREDOM

Chelsea have signed Ben Arfa, Negredo, Glen Johnson, Medel and Inler for a combined fee of £77m

Manchester City have signed Fellaini, Aaron Lennon, Jose Enrique, Muller, Andre Ayew and Konoplyanka for a combined fee of £123m

Liverpool have signed Martin Olsson, Lichtsteiner, Vaclav Kadlec, Izaguirre, Santon, Bryan Ruiz, Felipe Melo and Hugo Mallo for a combined fee of £63.5m

Arsenal have signed Filipe, Manuel Fernandes, Griezmann, Avenel and Vrsaljko for a combined fee of £65m

I have signed Landon Donovan, Morgan Schneiderlin and Darko Lazovic for a combined fee of £13m

The scores?

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UGH UGH UGH IN MY ASSHOLE
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Who have Newcastle signed, given that they got rid of Arfa and Santon?
 
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GorillaJu

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Wilbury said:
ATTENTION: IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE OF FOOTBALL MANAGER 2013. I KNOW NO ONE GIVES A SHIT BUT I AM HOPING ONE DAY WE GET A NETWORK GAME GOING AND YOU ALL SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS POST YOU SCROLLED PAST IN BOREDOM

Chelsea have signed Ben Arfa, Negredo, Glen Johnson, Medel and Inler for a combined fee of £77m

Manchester City have signed Fellaini, Aaron Lennon, Jose Enrique, Muller, Andre Ayew and Konoplyanka for a combined fee of £123m

Liverpool have signed Martin Olsson, Lichtsteiner, Vaclav Kadlec, Izaguirre, Santon, Bryan Ruiz, Felipe Melo and Hugo Mallo for a combined fee of £63.5m

Arsenal have signed Filipe, Manuel Fernandes, Griezmann, Avenel and Vrsaljko for a combined fee of £65m

I have signed Landon Donovan, Morgan Schneiderlin and Darko Lazovic for a combined fee of £13m

The scores?

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UGH UGH UGH IN MY ASSHOLE
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I would gladly buy FM13 to do a network game with you nebs but I think time zones would keep me out of it.
 
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AndresON777

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Sviatoslav said:
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/66291495/WooRomo.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

lol yeah I saw you post it in the nfl thread. You hurt Vick. I'm pleased


[quote=odd_morsel]Ugh this is disgusting. I mean hearing or staying ignorant it doesn't change the fact that it happens. Pretty much everything thinkable has been done somewhere (Japan) by some crazy fucks (Japanese people). Yet I still get depressed when I hear about people doing really nasty shit like this[/quote]

Are there live shows over there that show this kind of stuff?
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Wilbur

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HotHamWater said:
Who have Newcastle signed, given that they got rid of Arfa and Santon?
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Well they sacked Pardew November 2012, hired Stuart Pearce and ended up finishing 11th. Come 1st Dec 2013, Pearce has been sacked and David Moyes has taken over... they are 11th.

Signed a few youngsters, but Rhys Williams, Zoltan Gera, Samba Diakite, Craig Dawson, Wilfried Zaha, Christian Fuchs and Maxi Pereira.

Also sold Tiote to PSG for £15.5m
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wilbury said:
ATTENTION: IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE OF FOOTBALL MANAGER 2013. I KNOW NO ONE GIVES A SHIT BUT I AM HOPING ONE DAY WE GET A NETWORK GAME GOING AND YOU ALL SHIT YOURSELF WHEN YOU VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS POST YOU SCROLLED PAST IN BOREDOM

Chelsea have signed Ben Arfa, Negredo, Glen Johnson, Medel and Inler for a combined fee of £77m

Manchester City have signed Fellaini, Aaron Lennon, Jose Enrique, Muller, Andre Ayew and Konoplyanka for a combined fee of £123m

Liverpool have signed Martin Olsson, Lichtsteiner, Vaclav Kadlec, Izaguirre, Santon, Bryan Ruiz, Felipe Melo and Hugo Mallo for a combined fee of £63.5m

Arsenal have signed Filipe, Manuel Fernandes, Griezmann, Avenel and Vrsaljko for a combined fee of £65m

I have signed Landon Donovan, Morgan Schneiderlin and Darko Lazovic for a combined fee of £13m

The scores?

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UGH UGH UGH IN MY ASSHOLE
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How are we fairing in your save Wilbz?

I'm glad Melo fucked off, but why did we sell Lich :(
 
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jtb

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Salvadora said:
People are being too harsh on Giroud lately in my opinion. In the last games he's been great.
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He's been doing what he needs to be. Not his fault his teammates are providing him fuck all. The last thing we really need is another striker, especially if Theo leaves and Diaby continues to stay injured.
 
pulga

pulga

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odd_morsel said:
Ugh this is disgusting. I mean hearing or staying ignorant it doesn't change the fact that it happens. Pretty much everything thinkable has been done somewhere
(Japan)
by some crazy fucks
(Japanese people).
Yet I still get depressed when I hear about people doing really nasty shit like this
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Dont forget about Colombian donkey fuckers.

Edit: on that note, the squid porn I found the other day was truly nasty. One squid was fucking 2 girls, up their cunts AND assholes!
 
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Wilbur

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Yurt said:
How are we fairing in your save Welbz?

I'm glad Melo fucked off, but why did we sell Lich :(
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Melo's scored loads :lol

Won Serie A by 22 points last season but this time 8 points behind Napoli and 3rd after 13 games. Knocked out of the CL as well.

In terms of strikers... Destro. And that's it.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Giroud needs a lil time, Dzeko was a donkey in his first 6 months and look at him now!
Wilbury said:
Melo's scored loads :lol

Won Serie A by 22 points last season but this time 8 points behind Napoli and 3rd after 13 games. Knocked out of the CL as well.

In terms of strikers... Destro. And that's it.
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:(
 
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Meier

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Oh my, facing a crisis regarding Fernando's contract (also signed through 2017.. I'm in January 2016) as well so I offered him for $55m with a 50% sell-on clause and Man U decided to purchase him as well.
 
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Messi

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pulga said:
Dont forget about Colombian donkey fuckers.

Edit: on that note, the squid porn I found the other day was truly nasty. One squid was fucking 2 girls, up their cunts AND assholes!
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I am pretty deep in some fucked up porn right now...I should back out.
 
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AndresON777

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pulga said:
Dont forget about Colombian donkey fuckers.

Edit: on that note, the squid porn I found the other day was truly nasty. One squid was fucking 2 girls, up their cunts AND assholes!
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But donkeys are so warm.

Mumei is going to ban you guys lol


Messi said:
I am pretty deep in some fucked up porn right now...I should back out.
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I watch mad porn but it is pretty tame. I like it when the dude does the girl from behind and puts his foot on her head though.

HOT
 
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Meier

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Timurid said:
Destro is my favorite striker in FM!!!
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Destro managed 14 goals in 31 appearances for Roma in 2012 and then 21 in 33 for Napoli in 2013.. been quiet since though.

Edit: Oh shiiiit, Dexter episode starts where last left off. Copious amounts of Yvonne sideboob.
 
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Wilbur

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In two seasons they have bought one person, sold one person.

Sold Adriano to Man Utd, bought David Ospina from Nice. On a free.
 
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Timurid

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Meier said:
Destro managed 14 goals in 31 appearances for Roma in 2012 and then 21 in 33 for Napoli in 2013.. been quiet since though.

Edit: Oh shiiiit, Dexter episode starts where last left off. Copious amounts of Yvonne sideboob.
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Destro scored 28 goals and had 16 assists for my toro team in fm2012. When I get fm13, we should do a network game sometime.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wilbury said:
In two seasons they have bought one person, sold one person.

Sold Adriano to Man Utd, bought David Ospina from Nice. On a free.
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Which one? The PES Tyrant?

Oh and did we sell Marchisio to his boyhood club Liverpool? I'm sure he'd love to replace Gerrard and win a European title with them.

Edit: Hm, I don't see his name in your post, nvm.
 
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