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[Randdalf]

----------------- Hart --------------

----------------- Bus --------------

-------------- Gerrard-------------

----- Wilshere --- Barkley----

------ Rooney ---- Sterling ---

-------------- Sturridge ----------

 

[wedward]

no she is happily married pls footygaf forget she ever existed

Goddamn this is a good post.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Happily married, yet sneaks out for Elvis gatherings together with a few creepy dudes every now and then.

One day I will be at one of those Elvis parties, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Lloyd would love me, I could teach him so many things.

 

[The Atticus]

no she is happily married pls footygaf forget she ever existed

DECEMBER WILBUR
I WAS 9000 MILES AWAY
Please understand.
I'll introduce you to my friends, we could double-date! ^_^

 

[pulga]

Did you see the full (none tanc) quote?

Original Hazard quote: "Chelsea is not made to play football. We are good in playing on the counter attack, a bit like Real against Bayern."

He's def not on his way out, not more than a few weeks back he said he wanted to stay for a long time. He knows what Chelsea are best at and that's what he said, not playing it around tiki taka for 90 minutes.

lol actually just read them in full, yeah it's not too bad.

i will still penetrate claire before you tho

 

[K1LLER7]

Italy, Uruguay and Costa Rica iirc.

Hmm.....

We are fucked.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hodgson is master of the sit back approach. The Brazilian's will be in awe.

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#shouldhavebeenbattered6-0byItaly
#neverforget
#fuckoffyouprehistoricowl

 

[Marc]

this entire post made me dribble with laughter

pulga will get nowhere near her bosom, she doesn't allow third world country citizens inside her

HIGH FIVE!

Spoiler

Poor wilbs' mum

 

[3Sixty]

Oh god people are actually reporting he'll call up Flanagan over Clyne. Fuck me.

 

[Randdalf]

Hmm.....

We are fucked.

Hopefully G. Nev demystifies formations other than "4-4-2 and lump it or pass sideways" for him.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh god people are actually reporting he'll call up Flanagan over Clyne. Fuck me.

It's a Hodge move if ever I've seen one. To be honest though, Flanagan is better at defending than either Johnson or Walker, and he's played much more than Clyne this season (I think)

 

[Scum]

could Hazard be on his way out after his comments tonight? Don't think Mourinho is gonna let him get away with saying Chelsea aren't made to play football....



because im prettier and will give nathan handsome little brothers

Off to Bayern or PSG, innit.

 

[K1LLER7]

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#shouldhavebeenbattered6-0byItaly
#neverforget
#fuckoffyouprehistoricowl

#MoyesForAssistantManager
#WorldCupGlory2014
#YearOfTheLions
#FootballIsAlive











#FuckLiverpool

 

[K1LLER7]

Hopefully G. Nev demystifies formations other than "4-4-2 and lump it or pass sideways" for him.

G.Nev only knows how to play with pacy wingers in a 4-4-2

 

[Randdalf]

G.Nev only knows how to play with pacy wingers in a 4-4-2

#Welp

I guess we should go full 4-4-2 and call up Andy Carroll then, it's our only chance.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

#MoyesForAssistantManager
#WorldCupGlory2014
#YearOfTheLions
#FootballIsAlive











#FuckLiverpool

#whyyougottabelikethat
#doublepostingcunt

 

[GQman2121]

Next year with Matic and a new CM plus a new striker we will be amazing. can't wait.

Ramires out

Barkley in

Van Ginkel in support....

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We're smashing through this OT

 

[GQman2121]

We're smashing through this OT

 

[Marc]

We're smashing through this OT

Just like Wooden and Pulga with... well you know the rest.

 

[Wilbur]

Happily married, yet sneaks out for Elvis gatherings together with a few creepy dudes every now and then.

One day I will be at one of those Elvis parties, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Lloyd would love me, I could teach him so many things.

m8 you need to be invited by dave richards so i don't see you getting in ok

DECEMBER WILBUR
I WAS 9000 MILES AWAY
Please understand.
I'll introduce you to my friends, we could double-date! ^_^

Jesus Christ, imagine a double date with your mum.

Oh god people are actually reporting he'll call up Flanagan over Clyne. Fuck me.

Srs? Wait, who is out? Walker? I'm confused

maybe I should read the thread

 

[wedward]

Ramires out

Barkley in

Van Ginkel in support....

Do you actually want Barkley? Still think he is too raw. Needs to be playing consistently and I doubt he would under Mou.

 

[Jack cw]

Off to Bayern or PSG, innit.

I would pay 40 million for him plus Kroos.

 

[Scum]

Walker's pulled a sickie as well? loool

 

[Carbonox]

pls, atsu and piazon will be chelsea's true saviours in the champions league next season

 

[GQman2121]

Do you actually want Barkley? Still think he is too raw. Needs to be playing consistently and I doubt he would under Mou.

No clue. I'm thinking with my FM mind. But yea, I think I would have him. Worth the.risk.

 

[pulga]

We're smashing through this OT

IM CALLING THE POST CL-FINAL OT

WWWWWEEEEEESSS!!

 

[LTWheels]

Pls it's

Gerrard - Henderson

Lallana - Sterling - Rooney

Sturridge

 

[The Atticus]

Jesus Christ, imagine a double date with your mum.

Have you had a double date with the FreeWheelieBin? I've done that with my bro which wasn't too eye-grating.
To go with the first woman to have ever seen your (slightly curved) schlong is another prospect altogether, I suppose.

 

[Scum]

IM CALLING THE POST CL-FINAL OT

WWWWWEEEEEESSS!!

No you're not.

 

[Yen]

Has anyone in the thread read Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century? Could pick it up for summer reading, but it's £30.

 

[wedward]

If the marathon runner starts over Jacky boy I will root for Italy over England.

 

[pulga]

No you're not.

I just did, biatch

 

[Broder Salsa]

pls, atsu and piazon will be chelsea's true saviours in the champions league next season

Piazon has gone from being brilliant to playing for Vitesses reserve side. :lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

I just did, biatch

:lol

 

[Scum]

I just did, biatch

😒

Viva, pls. Sell Rooney. Even Moyes knew what to do but Wayne wouldn't listen.

 

[Wilbur]

Have you had a double date with the FreeWheelieBin? I've done that with my bro which wasn't too eye-grating.
To go with the first woman to have ever seen your (slightly curved) schlong is another prospect altogether, I suppose.

No, dean doesn't know how to love

 

[Scum]

Have you had a double date with the FreeWheelieBin? I've done that with my bro which wasn't too eye-grating.
To go with the first woman to have ever seen your (slightly curved) schlong is another prospect altogether, I suppose.

Free wouldn't want his woman anywhere near Wilbury.

 

[K1LLER7]

#Welp

I guess we should go full 4-4-2 and call up Andy Carroll then, it's our only chance.

Woy probably will. May aswel get Peter Crouch in there too

#whyyougottabelikethat
#doublepostingcunt

#MyFingerSlippedToPostReply
#CaptainGerrardSlippedOnHisTears
#WeDontLetThisSlipNowLads
#PellegriniPls

 

[Vivalaraza]

Viva, pls. Sell Rooney. Even Moyes knew what to do but Wayne wouldn't listen.

Don't worry m8.

Lewis is coming. Either Rooneh's gonna do what he's told or he's getting fucked off.

 

[operon]

Has anyone in the thread read Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century? Could pick it up for summer reading, but it's £30.

We live in such a backward place

 

[Frank the Great]

All Madrid CL final?

EPL = Best League in the World™

 

[subtles]

Has anyone in the thread read Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century? Could pick it up for summer reading, but it's £30.

I went to get something before reading this and you edited it, unfortunately.

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't worry m8.

Lewis is coming. Either Rooneh's gonna do what he's told or he's getting fucked off.

Rooney will be his favourite players. Yes Man Rooneh.

 

[Scum]

Don't worry m8.

Lewis is coming. Either Rooneh's gonna do what he's told or he's getting fucked off.

I hope Ra's Al Ghul hasn't lost his bite. Can't wait for him to turn up.

 

[K1LLER7]

Has DC posted recently? Does he even know City are back in the title race?

^ What's a Ra Al Ghul? Lool

 

[arkon]

Pleased Athletico made it. I hope they can go all the way this year. Balance needs to be restored.

 

[pulga]

Pleased Athletico made it. I hope they can go all the way this year. Balance needs to be restored.

ill smack you straigh in the gabber m8 wotch it

 

[Yen]

We live in such a backward place

I went to get something before reading this and you edited it, unfortunately.

Sorry. I thought it may have been inappropriate for me to bring politics into footy-gaf. My original post was:

Equal Marriage has failed 3 times in 18 months. It won't be passed through legislation because the Unionist parties will block it and they hold a majority in the assembly (they are largely fundamentalist/evangelical christians - bigots as I called them). In any other normal Western country, if the Assembly was misusing legislative powers then the issue would surely go to the courts, right? Well, our Health Minister Edwin Poots has used £100k of public funds to launch legal campaigns against gay adoption and the use of gay blood, and would certainly do the same against gay marriage if it was to be sent to the courts.

Another shit note from the vote yesterday was that NI's liberal party, Alliance (whose slogan/raison d'etre is "For Everyone") and a social democracy party had high(ish) levels of abstentions.
tl:dr The country's fucked

 

[Scum]

Has DC posted recently? Does he even know City are back in the title race?

^ What's a Ra Al Ghul? Lool

Killer, pls. Ra's al Ghul