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[Turok_TTZ]

Cunte is the new Capello. Can't win cups.

HEY! Capello is a cl winner you punk! How dare you consider Conte the same level as Don Capello.

 

[Lambda Pie]

we gonna win 4 trophies this season.

Scudetto is now meaningless. Sri Lanka national title has more value.

 

[gutter_trash]

LOL, I would have preferred a better finish but I will take this comical advance to the final

so Benfica >>>> Seria A

not even match fixers who got two SLB players sent off could save Juvi

 

[FootballFan]

Cunte is the new Capello. Can't win cups.

You just wait for the world cup.

Capello - Coach
Loskov - Assistant Coach

The World Cup will return to the homeland.

 

[Kyoufu]

we gonna win 4 trophies this season.

Scudetto is now meaningless. Sri Lanka national title has more value.

:lol

 

[Meier]

Oh wow, the final is even in Torino? Poor Juve.

Juve deserved to lose just because of that douche with blue nerd glasses on the bench

Hahaha, I thought about mentioning him.

M'Bia scored the winner for Sevilla? Man, I still don't know he was such a dud at QPR. Every game I've seen him this year he has looked terribly impressive.

 

[Tugatrix]

Oh my love Benfica, I'm so happy, one day you will give me a hearth arrest

 

[Sviatoslav]

HEY! Capello is a cl winner you punk! How dare you consider Conte the same level as Don Capello.

I could have won a CL with that Milan team though.

But I <3 Capello.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Congrats. Now to bottle that finale.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Pogba and Vidal are genuinely two of the most overhyped players in existence. zero worth. there's more ability in Adnan underdeveloped testicles than these two together.

 

[santi_yo]

f*ck you, Sevilla. Lucky bastards

 

[bjaelke]

ESPN FC @ESPNFC
Juventus lose at home for the first time since April 2013 (Bayern Munich) as Benfica advance to the Europa League final

...

 

[pulga]

We deserve every bit of ridicule we get

 

[Ushojax]

ESPN FC @ESPNFC
Juventus lose at home for the first time since April 2013 (Bayern Munich) as Benfica advance to the Europa League final

...

The first 0-0 defeat in football history.

 

[Lambda Pie]

We deserve every bit of ridicule we get

pulga

you won't get my head.

but i can give you a hand

some nice fisting.

 

[cremino]

If Marotta doesn't spend money on quality players this summer he deserves the sack...No more excuses

 

[Tecl0n]

ESPN FC @ESPNFC
Juventus lose at home for the first time since April 2013 (Bayern Munich) as Benfica advance to the Europa League final

...

Losing by drawing 0-0 u wot.

 

[pulga]

pulga

you won't get my head.

but i can give you a hand

some nice fisting.

I never said which head moonface.jpg

 

[Vivalaraza]

Are Benfica on for a treble?

Didn't they lose everything at the very death last year?

 

[Broder Salsa]

The first 0-0 defeat in football history.

Someone didn't watch the England - USA game.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

We deserve every bit of ridicule we get

And now you know why I call Conte a scrub.
better luck next time pulga. maybe if Conte learns from his superiors like Ancelotti, Sacchi and Capello, he would find more success and rid himself of his scrub status.

 

[MYE]

Fuck yes BENFICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

And with 9 at the end lol Juve

 

[Tugatrix]

Viera better prepare a spot for a statue next to Eusebio one, Jesus deserve it

 

[Berto]

I love you Benfica!! We fucking deserve this after last year.

 

[Slizz]

Someone didn't watch the England - USA game.

That was a 1-1 defeat.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That was a 1-1 defeat.

Oh fuck you're right.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Are Benfica on for a treble?

Didn't they lose everything at the very death last year?

quadruple.

- won the League
- in the League Cup final
- in the Portuguese Cup final
- in the EL final

 

[gutter_trash]

Are Benfica on for a treble?

Didn't they lose everything at the very death last year?

they are on for a Quadreble
They won the Portuguese Liga Championship
Taça de Portugal VS Rio Ave later this month
Taça de Liga alos again Rio Ave later this month
And going to the Final of Europa

*Lambda Piscium beat me to it

 

[Turok_TTZ]

You guys think this is Jorge Jesus year or will pizzi ruin his big moment?

 

[bud]

i don't think jorge will survive if they lose yet another final.

 

[WeAreKappa]

Serie A teams are a joke.

By the way, for those who are calling Sevilla "lucky bastards" or "it was unfair" remember that they won the first game 2-0. They managed to score at the very end of the match and that's it. 3-3

 

[Sviatoslav]

You guys think this is Jorge Jesus year or will pizzi ruin his big moment?

pizzi?

 

[Lambda Pie]

You guys think this is Jorge Jesus year or will pizzi ruin his big moment?

year of the Jesus.

2 european finals

all Iberia teams.

 

[Tugatrix]

You guys think this is Jorge Jesus year or will pizzi ruin his big moment?

no stoping this train, in the last 4 games, we played 3 outnumbered and still we won or in this last we draw and was enough to pass

Go Jesus and Benfica

 

[FootballFan]

Juve why so pecho frio. Srs, you have great players.

Do they really though? Other than Vidal and *name any CB*, I don't think any of their players would make Barca's or Madrid's bench. Obviously that's a strong example since it's the best teams, but you get my point.

They're still a good team, but individually I don't see any standouts other than Vidal(and even he isn't all that). Playing the scrubs in Serie A regularly has hurt them in Europe, just like Bayern playing those scrubs in the BundesLolga hurt them.

I think this Juve is a long way from challenging Europe and Conte still has a lot to learn to reach the levels of Simeone, Klopp, Pep, Mou, Ancelotti(!) etc.

 

[Carbonox]

Just watched American Hustle. Film is legit. Very enjoyable and I want to sniff Amy Adams's asshole so much.

Needed more De Niro though.

 

[Slizz]

Oh fuck you're right.

Robert Green lol

EDIT: We should bring back 'pecho frios'

 

[Rikkun]

Pogba and Vidal are genuinely two of the most overhyped players in existence. zero worth. there's more ability in Adnan underdeveloped testicles than these two together.

Rrrright. Because we only played 1 match this year.


Anyway, both teams were shit honestly. Yesterday's game was on a whole another level, Chelsea would've easily won against both.

Luckily everyone will stop cheering on Monday. Conte pls.

 

[Tecl0n]

You guys think this is Jorge Jesus year or will pizzi ruin his big moment?

Valencia lost breh.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just watched American Hustle. Film is legit. Very enjoyable and I want to sniff Amy Adams's asshole so much.

Needed more De Niro though.

It's a shit film.

 

[gutter_trash]

i don't think jorge will survive if they lose yet another final.

2013:

2014:

 

[Peco]

ammazzati

 

[Oersted]

Mou dead.

Pep dead.

Jesus lives

 

[Carbonox]

It's a shit film.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Rrrright. Because we only played 1 match this year.

you played many.

in Serie A.

Niger Tornadoes would win the Scudetto.

insignificant league.

 

[Fergie]

Juve pls.

Happy birthday Meier.

Time for the Sevilla highlights.

 

[Rikkun]

Too easy coming out now. Did your team play today?


...yesterday?


.....two days ago?

 

[bud]

i had no idea de niro was even in that film which looks like a scorsese knockoff.

will watch it on the tele in a few years with commercials every fifteen minutes only to give up an hour in because i'd rather jerk off

 

[Rikkun]

you played many.

in Serie A.

Niger Tornadoes would win the Scudetto.

insignificant league.

Wonderful trolling from a Portuguese, I don't even need to answer, really.

I thought NeoGAF was better

 

[Wilbur]

Wonderful trolling from a Portuguese, I don't even need to answer, really.

I thought NeoGAF was better

Lambda is a 43 year old man who cried when undertaker lost and smells his own panties to remember his lost youth

Please don't think poorly of us all