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[The_Hitcher89]

Brilliant pens by Sevilla tbf

 

[bud]

i can't breathe

the curse is real

can you imagine somewhere in nigeria

there is this man

he took a virgin's blood

a goat's toe nails

his father's pubes

he put them in a pot

mixed it all together

and then he said

in perfect english sans the nigerian accent

"benfica i curse you you will never win another european cup again"

what this nigerian man has against benfica we will never know

 

[Wilbur]

Sevillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Commiserations rvy, lambda, thane, kapoera, whoever I can't remember off by heart

but

those pens were fucking DIABOLICAL

 

[bone_and_sinew]

To another 40 years of European Finals futility, Benfica

 

[EliCash]

Why's the keeper allowed to come so far out?

 

[tabs2002]

terrible penalties

 

[feel]

GGWP

Sorry Benfica bros.


Happy for Beto.

 

[Derp1na]

8 European finals lost in a row :lol

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Fuck this shit. I'm done with football.

lololol

 

[keit4]

SPAIN DOMINATING EUROPEAN FOOTBALL

 

[wedward]

I hate the stutter step. I want to know what the conversion rate is when players stutter. I bet it's way lower than when you just blast it.

 

[Hixx]

SEVILLA!

Smashing penalties. Cardozo's was hilarious.

 

[WJD]

Every single penalty was perfect for Sevilla.

Lol Benfica.

 

[Ingeniero]

SEVILLAAAAAAA

 

[Freewheelin']

Benfica lol

The curse is still alive

 

[Tubie]

Grats Sevilla!

Both european trophies going to Spain this season.

 

[Meier]

Another great penalty by Gameiro. They just smacked the shit out of the ball every time. Nothing special, just hitting the ball as hard as they can and making the keeper save a tough hit. Works a lot more often than fucking about.

 

[Don't Laugh]

congrats to sevilla!

 

[Rikkun]

Lambda pls respond.

Are you there.

 

[Matush]

Poor Eusebio watching from heaven

 

[Kyoufu]

La Liga = Best league in the world.

 

[Elchele]

 

[Suen]

RIP IN PIECES EUSÉBIO

 

[subtles]

Incredible.

Thoroughly deserved.

 

[K1LLER7]

Brilliant penalties from Sevilla.

Rakitic, now is the time. Come to Louie.

 

[Tecl0n]

benfica shite pens. sevilla god tier pens. why.

 

[3Sixty]

England to beat Portugal on pens at the WC

 

[Sviatoslav]

Benfica lol. Gormless as ever.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lovely

Can see what it means to them, and they started in the EL which is always a bonus, rather than being CL dropouts

Will be a good season for Benfica nonetheless

 

[Fergie]

Guttman is fucking legit man.

Hope he didn't curse anyone else.

 

[Derp1na]

Thank you, Guttmann. I'm eating tonight.

 

[Berto]

This is so fucking unfair its not even funny.

 

[gutter_trash]

curse continues

booo

but the silver lining is that Beto proved himself deserving to be starter for Portugal at the World Cup

 

[Tugatrix]

How can we broke his curse

 

[FootballFan]

Perfect penalties from sevilla.

Deserved victory. Congrats sevilla.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Why's the keeper allowed to come so far out?

The ref decided not to apply the rules. Stupid really. Cardozo's pen should have been retaken.

 

[MrKaepora]

Why's the keeper allowed to come so far out?

When the ball is shot the goalkeeper can move freely.

Congrats to Sevilha, this was expected the minute we went to penalties.

 

[FortuneFaded]

England to beat Portugal on pens at the WC

They should hire the Sevilla coaching staff to teach them how to take penalties.

 

[Ushojax]

Surely Benfica don't take penalties like that in training? Just idiotic. Cardozo missed with a stutter run up yet the next guy did the same thing.

 

[Carbonox]

jesus: i have no idea what im doing

 

[Meier]

i can't breathe

the curse is real

can you imagine somewhere in nigeria

there is this man

he took a virgin's blood

a goat's toe nails

his father's pubes

he put them in a pot

mixed it all together

and then he said

in perfect english sans the nigerian accent

"benfica i curse you you will never win another european cup again"

what this nigerian man has against benfica we will never know

Bud, you're such a weird dude. I don't know how you come up with this stuff. Made me laugh though.

 

[phaze]

Benfica going hard for that Decima.

Congrats Sevilla.

 

[Regulus Tera]

We are not worthy.

 

[Sane_Man]

Haha Lambda. I hope you're miserable as revenge for all your Liverpool mocking. Rue this day.

 

[feel]

I hate the stutter step. I want to know what the conversion rate is when players stutter. I bet it's way lower than when you just blast it.

Yep, didn't mind at all Beto coming out of the goal while they did that crap.

 

[dc89]

Benfica... wow.

 

[Sage00]

The ref decided not to apply the rules. Stupid really. Cardozo's pen should have been retaken.

If you do that stupid stutter run up thing the keeper should be able to come up and kick the ball away.

 

[survivor]

lmao Benfica, that was some garbage penalties taking skills

 

[Portugeezer]

8 European finals lost in a row :lol

Lol benfica

 

[Linius]

Benfica pls