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Football Thread 2013/14 |ot21| Get a refund.
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The_Hitcher89
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:lol
FootballFan
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Exactly. No point complaining about how far the keeper is out when the striker is faking shots 3 times in his 1 run up.
Portugeezer
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Sevilla keeper is Portuguese, Joe Hart is Joe Hart, mate.
It's pretty usual for Cardozo to do those when he's lacking in confidence... he always fails when he does it.
There's a reason why he's the player with the most failed penalties in the Portuguese league history.
I still don't understand why Jesus keeps putting him to score penalties and free kicks.
going for the inverse decima
Gareth Bale
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I think it's allowed as long as you don't stop once you reach the ball
hahaha
bone_and_sinew
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1st place and 3rd place teams in the CL Final
2nd place team got knocked out by the 1st place team in the CL quarters
5th place team won Europa League
10th place team got knocked out by 5th place in EL semis
20th place team (!) got knocked out by 5th place in EL round of 32
Best league in Europe
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is a first aid technique that can be used if someone is not breathing properly or if their heart has stopped.
Chest compressions and rescue breaths keep blood and oxygen circulating in the body.
If someone is not breathing normally and is not moving or responding to you after an accident, call 999 or 112 for an ambulance. Then, if you can, start CPR straight away.
Hands-only CPR
If you have not been trained in CPR or are worried about giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stranger, you can do chest compression-only (or hands-only) CPR.
To carry out a chest compression:
Place the heel of your hand on the breastbone at the centre of the persons chest. Place your other hand on top of your first hand and interlock your fingers.
Position yourself with your shoulders above your hands.
Using your body weight (not just your arms), press straight down by 56cm on their chest.
Repeat this until an ambulance arrives.
Try to perform chest compressions at 100-120 chest compressions a minute.
When you call for an ambulance, telephone systems now exist that can give basic life-saving instructions, including advice on CPR. These are now common and are easily accessible with mobile phones.
CPR with rescue breaths
If youve been trained in CPR, including rescue breaths, and feel confident using your skills, you should give chest compressions with rescue breaths. If you are not completely confident, attempt hands-only CPR instead (see above).
Adults
Place the heel of your hand on the centre of the person's chest, then place the other hand on top and press down by 56cm at a steady rate, at approximately 100 compressions per minute.
After every 30 chest compressions, give two breaths.
Tilt the casualty's head gently and lift the chin up with two fingers. Pinch the persons nose. Seal your mouth over their mouth and blow steadily and firmly into their mouth. Check that their chest rises. Give two rescue breaths.
Continue with cycles of 30 chest compressions and two rescue breaths until they begin to recover or emergency help arrives.
Children over one year old
Open the child's airway by placing one hand on the childs forehead and gently tilting their head back and lifting the chin. Remove any visible obstructions from the mouth and nose.
Pinch their nose. Seal your mouth over their mouth and blow steadily and firmly into their mouth, checking that their chest rises. Give five initial rescue breaths.
Place the heel of your hand on the centre of their chest and press down by at least one-third of the depth of the chest. Use two hands if you can't press down hard enough with one.
After every 30 chest compressions at a rate of 100 per minute, give two breaths.
Continue with cycles of 30 chest compressions and two rescue breaths until they begin to recover or emergency help arrives.
Babies under one year old
Open the baby's airway by placing one hand on their forehead and gently tilting the head back and lifting the chin. Remove any visible obstructions from the mouth and nose.
Place your mouth over the mouth and nose of the infant and blow steadily and firmly into their mouth, checking that their chest rises. Give five initial rescue breaths.
Place two fingers in the middle of the chest and press down by one-third of the depth of the chest. Use the heel of one hand if you cannot press deep enough with two fingers.
After 30 chest compressions at a rate of 100 per minute, give two breaths.
Continue with cycles of 30 chest compressions and two rescue breaths until they begin to recover or emergency help arrives.
Read more information about how to resuscitate a child.
I think it's as long as you never actually stop. You can go as slow as you want but if you ever actually come to a standstill it's considered illegal.
Because he is JJ.
I loved the way they refused to let the guy disrupt the wall.
I agree, nothing worse than the stutter step, no sympathy there. But it was pretty silly, he could probably have caught a penalty bound for the top corner.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all bb
pls I don't understand what you are saying. You should be happy.
pulga
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CALLED IT, always bet on the curse of the bottler
Marc
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Lots of news coming out tonight for Liverpool transfers. Apparently Jack Robinson and Connor Coady are being sold. Neither really surprises me. Apparently there are about 15 players who might be shipped out, although it's unlikely all will be done in the same window. (Tony Barrett - Times)
Ilori might be allowed to go back out on loan, so I assume we're going to definitely bring in another CB (Guardian).
Madrid have been in touch with Suarez' representatives and reckon they could get him for £70m (John Cross, lol).
Ilori might be allowed to go back out on loan, so I assume we're going to definitely bring in another CB (Guardian).
Madrid have been in touch with Suarez' representatives and reckon they could get him for £70m (John Cross, lol).
And yet there are rumors City are interested. Interested In a 30 year old (turning 31 in less than a week) player who hasn't scored in 6 months (or in nearly 2 years for his national team) and is having the worst year of his career including Paraguay. It's amazing what shit will be printed. :lol
Aye but he's dead an'all.
That unfortunately makes considerably more sense than it should.
I just have a hard time understand how someone can make the same mistake so many times and not learn, at some point I would expect him to figure out which players have the right mentalitiy for this situations, or at the very least, which ones don't.
I'm curious if he's going to talk about how the important thing is being on finals again after this.
bone_and_sinew
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I can't wait to see them run two-sided triangles on Mexico. I can't wait to see Mexico finish bottom of their group.
pulga
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I KNOW Madrid is going to be even more amazing next season hnngggg
haha, I wonder if anyone attempted to do something like that in recent times
FootballFan
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Hahahahabhahabahabahahahahahahah
He didn't just fuck europeans y'know
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/14/jack-wilshere-arsenal-hull-city-fa-cup-final
Pretty good interview with Jack the lad.
After Scholes said he hasn't improved since he was 17 he asked Gary Neville over twitter for Scholes' number.
Pretty good interview with Jack the lad.
After Scholes said he hasn't improved since he was 17 he asked Gary Neville over twitter for Scholes' number.
Jesus is destroyed, I didn't want to see him like this. I really hope the Spanish domination ends with the Champions League...The World Cup needs a new winner.
But yeah, if there was a player capable of choking, that player is Cardozo. And to think he was rumored to join Barça lol.
Oh well, go Beto! Whooooooooooooooo
But yeah, if there was a player capable of choking, that player is Cardozo. And to think he was rumored to join Barça lol.
Oh well, go Beto! Whooooooooooooooo
Sviatoslav
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Absolutely. Plus Lambda doesn't deserve happiness either. Can't forget that.
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