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[Turok_TTZ]

More importantly, how would you feel if Suarez joined Real Madrid?

Been meaning to answer this.

I wouldn't be upset. I've seen Real Madrid implode themselves through worser decisions. Heck, Suarez may even surprise everyone and do well. Plus, if anyone can change Suarez from being a scrub killing big game flop into an actual world beater it is Carlo, not that joke Rodgers.

 

[Vivalaraza]

 

[Herr K]

I didn't know Shrek played for both England and Spain. What a world.

 

[Peco]

Fuck Spain

 

[Arnie]

Where's our friend pulg, anyway?

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

 

[Yurt]

The player to watch has to be Costa. And then Ramos and Torres (for the wrong reasons)

 

[defel]

Costa would look so much better in a Brazil shirt

 

[Wilbur]

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

I can't breathe

 

[Linius]

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

He already achieved more in life than you, get over it man.

 

[Arnie]

Been meaning to answer this.

I wouldn't be upset. I've seen Real Madrid implode themselves through worser decisions. Heck, Suarez may even surprise everyone and do well. Plus, if anyone can change Suarez from being a scrub killing big game flop into an actual world beater it is Carlo, not that joke Rodgers.

Rodgers turned Suarez into the player you're going to embarrass yourselves pursuing.

 

[Yurt]

This is genuinely your first depraved and horny post. I'm so proud of you Viva :*

 

[FootballFan]

Quick one:


Andres Iniesta

World Cup hero. A midfield master. One of the most creative players in the world, Andres Iniesta has the dribbling, passing and awareness to decide a game in a matter of seconds. Not particularly a great goalscorer, but a scorer of great goals, such as the World Cup winning goal at the 2010 World Cup. Alongside passing genius' like Xavi and Busquets, the La Roja will again be heavily reliant on the midfield trio as they look to defend their World Cup title.

/unbiased

Quicky

Returning to his native country as Spain's forward, one of the heroes of Atletico's incredible La Liga win is looking to continue his fantastic season and make up for the disappointment of missing the Champions League final. His face alone will strike fear into any back four, coupled with his deadly feet it's a terrifying prospect for any team tasked with stopping him.

WESSSSS

WES

 

[arkon]

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

God damn.

Good to have you back.

 

[Linius]

WESSSSS

WES

You're forgetting my two beautiful pieces.

 

[Wes]

That's all I needed. Thanks guys.

 

[Herr K]

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

:lol

pluuuuuggggg where art thou

 

[Elchele]

Is Iniesta playing centrally or on the wing for Spain NT?

 

[Yurt]

Rodgers turned Suarez into the player you're going to embarrass yourselves pursuing.

Why are you even listening to him? He was bad mouthing Carlo all season. Until his Bayern win or something.

His first shtick was being a Madrid ITK with a secret agent leaking him info from the inside, never forget.

 

[Mr.Marston]

That's all I needed. Thanks guys.

It's happening?

 

[lastflowers]

^height at 200px

 

[K1LLER7]

I hope Madrid go all out to try and sign Suarez, but they fail.

Brendan pls.

 

[Arnie]

Why are you even listening to him? He was bad mouthing Carlo all season. Until his Bayern win or something.

His first shtick was being a Madrid ITK with a secret agent inside, never forget.

Fuck, I forgot about TurokITK.

That was utter jokes.

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

Wanna see a truly breathtakingly beautiful tennis player? Look no further than 24 year old half French half Vietnamese Alizè Lim. Following Anna Kournikova's example, she has so far wisely prioritized her looks over her sporting career, thus managing to avoid turning into an awkward looking muscular ball bashing robot like Sharapova.

One to watch in the first rounds of every third tier tennis tournament.

 

[FootballFan]

Probably doing some meaningful shit in that colossal schedule of his.

Like playing fucking Mario Kart.

I literally cannot breathe

jesus h christ

I think I am going to die.

FUCK

LOOOOL

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Immobile and Insigne beasting together. An very meanningless friendly, but a good confidence game for the front two. Will be very interesting to see who starts up front against England

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Rodgers turned Suarez into the player you're going to embarrass yourselves pursuing.

Real madrid buy into hype too easily. I would not be surprised if Sturridge is next after Suarez. Also, Rodgers didn't do anything. Suarez has performed as well as he did in the dutch league. He was already a finished product long before liverpool found him.

He has not changed the slightest since his ajax days footballing wise.

 

[ghst]

Fuck Spain

i need to find a dutch bar for friday.

 

[Wilbur]

I haven't even played Mario Kart yet and I don't know how to play anything other than fucking Mario Kart.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Why are you even listening to him? He was bad mouthing Carlo all season. Until his Bayern win or something.

His first shtick was being a Madrid ITK with a secret agent leaking him info from the inside, never forget.

It was Benzema's friends.

I believe it. Like I honestly do believe he knows Benzema's mates. I like Turok, don't be mean.

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

You guys think Immobile and Balotelli could start together? Balotelli was always better as a second striker anyway.

 

[FootballFan]

Can't believe it's already been 2 years (October 2012) since Benzema left Real Madrid.

Incredible.

And we had ITK in here the whole time.

 

[Feorax]

Real madrid buy into hype too easily. I would not be surprised if Sturridge is next after Suarez. Also, Rodgers didn't do anything. Suarez has performed as well as he did in the dutch league. He was already a finished product long before liverpool found him.

He has not changed the slightest since his ajax days footballing wise.

That's not entirely true.

He completely forgot how to score in 2011/12.

 

[bobito]

Real madrid buy into hype too easily. I would not be surprised if Sturridge is next after Suarez. Also, Rodgers didn't do anything. Suarez has performed as well as he did in the dutch league. He was already a finished product long before liverpool found him.

He has not changed the slightest since his ajax days footballing wise.

Errrrrrr

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Fuck Spain

.

 

[Koko]

Can't believe it's already been 2 years (October 2012) since Benzema left Real Madrid.

Incredible.

And we had ITK in here the whole time.

Wasn't November 17?

 

[bud]

yeah, suarez is still pretty much the same player he was at ajax: no one knows what the fuck he's going to do next. he's better now of course because he has adapted to a much better league, but that's not really rodgers' doing; it happens over the course of a few years.

every time he nutmegs someone, it looks so incredibly clumsy, and you can't help but think it was pure luck, but he does it so often... i don't understand him as a man. as a human bean. as a theoretical philosopher.

he operates on an entirely different level.

when he bit ivanovic, it wasn't even the first time he did something like that--he did in the eredivisie, too.

time is not a flat circle.

it is suarez who is a flat circle.

we're all cubes.

buckets of ice cubes.

when you shoot the bucket in the tanker, notice how the cubes that are together melt slower than the ones that are not.

kojima's a genius.

 

[Zabojnik]

Wanna see a truly breathtakingly beautiful tennis player? Look no further than 24 year old half French half Vietnamese Alizè Lim. Following Anna Kournikova's example, she has so far wisely prioritized her looks over her sporting career, thus managing to avoid turning into an awkward looking muscular ball bashing robot like Sharapova.

One to watch in the first rounds of every third tier tennis tournament.

Looks a bit like Kristin Kreuk. Both could get it.

You guys think Immobile and Balotelli could start together? Balotelli was always better as a second striker anyway.

I think Prandelli tried it a couple of matches back, didn't really work. I don't see him going for it, although I do agree about Balo. Ciro is the much more clinical finisher.

 

[GorillaJu]

Suarez was good at Ajax but a large chunk of his goals were from the penalty spot. For Liverpool he's only taken a few pens and I think he missed them. He's a better player at Liverpool, more mature, sharper tactically, and clinical in his finishing (never thought I'd be able to say that).

 

[3Sixty]

Diego Costa.

International mercenary for hire, will play for highest bidder. Currently represents Spain but may switch before tournament starts. Drinks horse placenta. Last seen masquerading as a non-moving footballer in the champions league final.

 

[Yurt]

You guys think Immobile and Balotelli could start together? Balotelli was always better as a second striker anyway.

Balo is too immobile (and lazy) for a second striker though, isn't he? But yeah it could work I guess, he's decent at creating chances.

It will be either Balotelli - Cassano or Immobile and...someone. The time for experimenting is over now

 

[FootballFan]

Who was that really hot Slovakian/Slovenian tennis player? The one Sviat thought was Russian.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

You guys think Immobile and Balotelli could start together? Balotelli was always better as a second striker anyway.

i would like to see it, but Prandelli has so far played a lone forward, 2 strikers and a front three.

If we go for a front two i think it will be either balotelli/cassano or Immboile/Insigne. A number 9 with a more creative forward.

 

[operon]

I see Turok has disappeared up his own ass again. At least he had achieved more than plug

 

[bobito]

Diego Costa.

International mercenary for hire, will play for highest bidder. Currently represents Spain but may switch before tournament starts. Drinks horse placenta. Last seen masquerading as a non-moving footballer in the champions league final.

Haha so good

 

[Willkiller]

Balo is too immobile (and lazy) for a second striker though, isn't he? But yeah it could work I guess, he's decent at creating chances.

It will be either Balotelli - Cassano or Immobile and...someone. The time for experimenting is over now

YOU WISH

 

[FootballFan]

Can't wait to hear this theme

 

[Turok_TTZ]

That's not entirely true.

He completely forgot how to score in 2011/12.

It is not Suarez's fault you guys were ineptly run for a long time.

 

[Yurt]

yeah, suarez is still pretty much the same player he was at ajax: no one knows what the fuck he's going to do next. he's better now of course because he has adapted to a much better league, but that's not really rodgers' doing; it happens over the course of a few years.

every time he nutmegs someone, it looks so incredibly clumsy, and you can't help but think it was pure luck, but he does it so often... i don't understand him as a man. as a human bean. as a theoretical philosopher.

he operates on an entirely different level.

when he bit ivanovic, it wasn't even the first time he did something like that--he did in the eredivisie, too.

time is not a flat circle.

it is suarez who is a flat circle.

we're all cubes.

buckets of ice cubes.

when you shoot the bucket in the tanker, notice how the cubes that are together melt slower than the ones that are not.

kojima's a genius.

bud. We should smoke pot together!

YOU WISH

I really wanted to say it pls understand

 

[Freewheelin']

yeah, suarez is still pretty much the same player he was at ajax: no one knows what the fuck he's going to do next. he's better now of course because he has adapted to a much better league, but that's not really rodgers' doing; it happens over the course of a few years.

every time he nutmegs someone, it looks so incredibly clumsy, and you can't help but think it was pure luck, but he does it so often... i don't understand him as a man. as a human bean. as a theoretical philosopher.

he operates on an entirely different level.

when he bit ivanovic, it wasn't even the first time he did something like that--he did in the eredivisie, too.

time is not a flat circle.

it is suarez who is a flat circle.

we're all cubes.

buckets of ice cubes.

when you shoot the bucket in the tanker, notice how the cubes that are together melt slower than the ones that are not.

kojima's a genius.

#DEAD

love the completely unrelated MGS reference at the end hahahahaha

 

[Slizz]

Who was that really hot Slovakian/Slovenian tennis player? The one Sviat thought was Russian.

Ana Ivanovic?