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[Willkiller]

Why do Brazil play twice before Russia and South Korea have played a game?

Sanctions for the Ukraine thing innit

 

[Best]

Nani's glasses in the portugal vid lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

 

[K1LLER7]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

The return of using JT

 

[Suen]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

Wes pls allow us. I don't want to write that wife-fucker's name all the time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk

They can't tell us what to do, when Suarez starts biting it will be completely natural. It's not like cunt isn't used elsewhere either in these post cunt ban days.

 

[FootballFan]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

Yes we are? Who said we aren't?

Herr K mate. You had a shocker there with Germany previous wins and Alexis Sanchez. All is forgiven though. You won't get banned for it.

 

[arkon]

We're not allowed to use "cunt" in the WC thread, are we? How will footy-gaf survive?

Just post your expletives in here.

 

[Suen]

Yes we are? Who said we aren't?

Herr K mate. You had a shocker there with Germany previous wins and Alexis Sanchez. All is forgiven though. You won't get banned for it.

Pls be the Guinea pig

Serie A gaf, apparently we've sold (or about to sell) Parolo for 5m to Lazio. I would have liked a bit more for him, 8 goals plus in WC. What I don't understand is why we aren't waiting to sell him AFTER WC?

Also, why the hell is he joining Lazio? It's not like it's any improvement over Parma, if anything it's less stable with how managers come and go there.

 

[FootballFan]

Pls be the Guinea pig

I would but I never use swear words.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I would but I never use swear words.

 

[FootballFan]

That is all just people calling me a cunt and me replying to them.

edit
fantastic gif btw

 

[Wilbur]

The Raid 3

 

[Sviatoslav]

That is all just people calling me a cunt and me replying to them.

edit
fantastic gif btw

You literally just used it, lol.

 

[arkon]

That is all just people calling me a cunt and me replying to them.

edit
fantastic gif btw

I hate the cunt. Was glad to see him miss the final with that idiotic yellow card.

Double edged sword though, missing him made Madrid better unfortunately.

.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That is all just people calling me a cunt and me replying to them.

edit
fantastic gif btw

Clicking on 10 random posts there...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=99351842&highlight=cunt#post99351842
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100941905&highlight=cunt#post100941905
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100945934&highlight=cunt#post100945934
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=101467481&highlight=cunt#post101467481
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=102393617&highlight=cunt#post102393617

 

[FootballFan]

Moon.PNG

Pls mumei.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

That Mad Men ep was so weird

 

[Suen]

That's embarrassing FF. Although I understand that you lie just like your team you must learn to face the truth.

 

[Hixx]

FootballFan what is your opinion on Wether's Originals?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

FootballFan what is your opinion on Wether's Originals?

I know this is a trick question, but I love them.

 

[Herr K]

Yes we are? Who said we aren't?

Herr K mate. You had a shocker there with Germany previous wins and Alexis Sanchez. All is forgiven though. You won't get banned for it.

I know. I read the line right below.

And what's up with Sanchez? He'll do great, wait and see.

Spoiler

He's not injured is he?

 

[Vivalaraza]

FootballFan what is your opinion on Wether's Originals?

Me and my dad were in the car one day and he said would you fancy a wethers original and I said I would love a wethers original and I opened i put it in my mouth and it did taste good but something wasn't quite right it didn't have the buttery sweetness to it

I looked at the wrapper

Sugar free

That's when I knew my dad is old

 

[Broder Salsa]

That Mad Men ep was so weird

 

[GorillaJu]

Cunt isn't banned on Gaf you just can't call each other cunts. Unless it's #justbantz, you cunts.

 

[Hixx]

I once nearly choked to death on a Werther's Original on Blackpool Pier.

On a bus trip for old people.

My nanna didn't give a fuck, luckily some auld cunt came up behind me and hit me on the back, spat it out between the boards on the pier and I watched it fall into the sea.

 

[Suen]

I once nearly choked to death on a Werther's Original on Blackpool Pier.

On a bus trip for old people.

My nanna didn't give a fuck, luckily some auld cunt came up behind me and hit me on the back, spat it out between the boards on the pier and I watched it fall into the sea.

How can something like this possibly kill you? Just look how innocent and beautiful it is.

 

[Wilbur]

I quite like Werther's Originals

I have an orange and guava ribena waiting for me in the fridge but I'm having to take amoxicillin and some weird gel stuff because it looks like I have one of the last of us monsters in my mouth where I bit the gum and now its infected so I can't eat or drink for an hour after I apply the gel

well the doctor didnt know it was infected she gave me this stuff and poked it a bit and said if it doesnt clear up in a week come back immediately

im really worried its something well serious

 

[Hixx]

I have milky way crispy rolls

Yes Gus

 

[Vivalaraza]

I've got work in the morning

Night

 

[Carbonox]

Got round to watching The Wolf of Wall Street.


jesus


Bloody long but thoroughly entertaining and hilarious at parts. DiCaprio man....

Motherfucking Jordan Belfort.

 

[Wilbur]

night vulva

enjoy adulthood

 

[Hixx]

Viva

Can I have your job?

I am willing to do a face/off scenario if necessary

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I once nearly choked to death on a Werther's Original on Blackpool Pier.

On a bus trip for old people.

My nanna didn't give a fuck, luckily some auld cunt came up behind me and hit me on the back, spat it out between the boards on the pier and I watched it fall into the sea.

It's herpes

 

[Wilbur]

It's herpes

I have a feeling you quoted the wrong post

but its not

i dont think

the doctor just looked confused

 

[FootballFan]

FootballFan what is your opinion on Wether's Originals?

Love em(well most of the types, not really a fan of the new flavours).

I know. I read the line right below.

And what's up with Sanchez? He'll do great, wait and see.

Spoiler

He's not injured is he?

The disappointing season bit. Sure, Barca weren't amazing(still finished 2nd in la liga, got to CDR final and won supercup) but Alexis was great this season. One of the few players I can say performed to his best.

 

[Salvadora]

I quite like Werther's Originals

I have an orange and guava ribena waiting for me in the fridge but I'm having to take amoxicillin and some weird gel stuff because it looks like I have one of the last of us monsters in my mouth where I bit the gum and now its infected so I can't eat or drink for an hour after I apply the gel

well the doctor didnt know it was infected she gave me this stuff and poked it a bit and said if it doesnt clear up in a week come back immediately

im really worried its something well serious

Sounds like you have the quite serious Periodontal gum disease. I'd get my affairs in order, if I were you.

 

[L1NETT]

ITV's first World Cup podcast is up by the way

Alan Davies and two Bradford City fans

We made it

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I have a feeling you quoted the wrong post

but its not

i dont think

the doctor just looked confused

Mobile GAF does this a lot

Don't know why

 

[Herr K]

The disappointing season bit. Sure, Barca weren't amazing(still finished 2nd in la liga, got to CDR final and won supercup) but Alexis was great this season. One of the few players I can say performed to his best.

Oh, yeah, damn. I didn't know it came through like that. I meant to say Barca had a disappointing season.

 

[Wilbur]

Sounds like you have the quite serious Periodontal gum disease. I'd get my affairs in order, if I were you.

nah that doesnt look like it

i will take a picture soon

let me poop first

 

[Salvadora]

ITV's first World Cup podcast is up by the way

Alan Davies and two Bradford City fans

We made it

What's it called?
Edit: nvm, it's Alan Davis' Brazilian Banter.

 

[FootballFan]

Oh, yeah, damn. I didn't know it came through like that. I meant to say Barca had a disappointing season.

Maybe it's just how I read it

 

[GQman2121]

This fucking Nights Watch shit in GoT is boooooooooooooooooring. I hope they all die in horribly creative ways.

 

[FootballFan]

Oh god I am laughing my ass off reading the Suarez handball reactions on GAF. Pretty sure Dark Machine is a Liverpool fan, wonder what he thinks of suarez now(genuinely mean it, not in an asshole way lol)

So ruddy true, I didn't even know Suarez before the Cup, but every time I watched him I hated him more and more, from his diving, cheating and whining to the commentators on ITV stuffing their faces up his arse to that stupid face he pulls when he doesn't get his way, and now this. Utter utter arsehole, hope he dies of something terrible.

 

[Herr K]

This fucking Nights Watch shit in GoT is boooooooooooooooooring. I hope they all die in horribly creative ways.

Jon Snow dies while blowing Sam. Tyrion riding a dwarf dragon roasts them both.

Spoiler

Creative enough? I should email GRRM

 

[luxstellarum]

"Mom!!"

"we tried to be quiet son"

/ded

 

[GQman2121]

Jon Snow dies while blowing Sam. Tyrion riding a dwarf dragon roasts them both.

Spoiler

Creative enough? I should email GRRM

Has to be bullshit because dragons.

But seriously, this is a terrible episode thus far. Only halfway through it too.

 

[FootballFan]

lastflowers m8.

Players to watch
Modric
*picture*
Christiano Ronaldo recently said: “He's showing the best football his my career this season"

Mumei pls.

 

[Herr K]

Has to be bullshit because dragons.

But seriously, this is a terrible episode thus far. Only halfway through it too.

Yeah, it is bs.