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[Willkiller]

I said Jesus Christ out loud.

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

 

[Zabojnik]

Building a WC stadium in god's anus, a city with no top league club, turned out to be a great idea. Can't wait for Eng - Ita.

 

[Meier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skNc9RFBAek

I like this. Goldie Lookin' Chain's (Your Mother's Got a Penis, Soap Bar and every fucker knows Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do innit #bangerz) ode to Andy Townsend.

Brilliant, haven't heard a GLC song in awhile. Can I Fuck Your Sister is a jam.. holy shit at this crowd they had at Reading '05: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTIEUu70JoQ

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

Crazy. Whenever I see the "To enter you must be born after" or whatever type signs and it keeps getting closer to the 2000s, my mind gets blown.

 

[Slizz]

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

Nope!

 

[Willkiller]

Nope!

It makes me feel weird, and I'm only 21. Although that's certainly just because it's the year my sister was born, because I'd most certainly fuck a 17yr old.

 

[bud]

 

[Broder Salsa]

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

It makes me a lot of things.

 

[Herr K]

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

Pls. Yesterday I went out with a girl born in 96. 95 is NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YOU!

 

[Meier]

It makes me feel weird, and I'm only 21. Although that's certainly just because it's the year my sister was born, because I'd most certainly fuck a 17yr old.

Hey she's 18 so it's not perverted to ogle her.

 

[Xpike]

Born in 1995, does that make you feel weird?

I'm fine with older women.

 

[Hixx]

Hey she's 18 so it's not perverted to ogle her.

HALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN MEIER

so unless you're 22... its the law.

 

[Mr Cola]

HALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN MEIER

so unless you're 22... its the law.

So you're saying I can date 30 year olds

nice

 

[Zabojnik]

Hunger rising.

 

[Willkiller]

Hey she's 18 so it's not perverted to ogle her.

Absolutely not, like I said, I just have a strange stigma about 1995

 

[Wilbur]

Half your age plus seven

pls

Hefner is a saint

 

[bud]

So you're saying I can date 30 year olds

nice

wait

am i doing something wrong here

are you 46

 

[Hixx]

I doubt he can get an erection so no-one gives a fuck

Certainly he can't.

wait

am i doing something wrong here

are you 46

He's a paraplegic whose best mate was a sheep. You have to be a certain age to have a life story like that.

 

[FortuneFaded]

David Bentley has retired. He shall not be missed.

HALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN MEIER

So you're saying I can't have sex with L1NETT? Bullshit, nothing will get in the way of our love.

 

[Wilbur]

David Bentley has retired. He shall not be missed.



So you're saying I can't have sex with L1NETT? Bullshit, nothing will get in the way of our love.

You're just settling for him like you settled for Cov

 

[FortuneFaded]

You're just settling for him like you settled for Cov

Jealousy is a cruel mistress.

 

[omgkitty]

I stopped by McDonald's this morning, and they had a giant advert of a guy heading some chicken nuggets. It was weird. No picture though...it was raining.

 

[Willkiller]

Half your age + 7 means Quiche can shag an 11yr old with little repercussion

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Cola is lying. He's much older than 46

 

[GorillaJu]

Errr half your age +seven is the maximum guys. Anything below that is OK.

Pretty sure that's how it works.

 

[Freewheelin']

Half your age + 7 means Quiche can shag an 11yr old with little repercussion

#DEAD

 

[Blablurn]

I stopped by McDonald's this morning, and they had a giant advert of a guy heading some chicken nuggets. It was weird. No picture though...it was raining.

sounds like a scene from deadly premonition

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bentley should just admit what everyone knows, he's not good enough to act like an unprofessional tit and retain his ability, so when he lost his focus, his football was fucked.

 

[Mr Cola]

Cola is lying. He's much older than 46

Bacon are you 30?

Tell me you are :|

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bacon are you 30?

Tell me you are :|

I can be whatever you want me to be.

 

[Zabojnik]

When people were talking about how awful Pitbull was at yesterday's WC opening ceremony, I genuinely thought they were talking about Edgar Davids. Turns out he's a "singer" of some kind.

Also, I just bought Alien Anthology and Prometheus Bundle [Blu-ray] on Amazon.com for 20€ shipped. Amazing deal.

 

[Meier]

Saw yesterday it was reported that Fernando is already official and the club is just waiting to announce it on the site. Someone snapped this at the City Store today:

Guess they must be giving Sagna first billing so to speak.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The only Alien film I haven't seen is the first one

And Prometheus, if it counts.

 

[L1NETT]

So you're saying I can't have sex with L1NETT? Bullshit, nothing will get in the way of our love.

Age is but a number

 

[lensoftruth]

The only Alien film I haven't seen is the first one

How does this happen?

 

[Zabojnik]

The only Alien film I haven't seen is the first one

And Prometheus, if it counts.

I don't believe you.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Age is but a number

And if you play for Lazio you can change it at will. So, how are you doing sugar?

 

[Blablurn]

He's single.

 

[Elchele]

nice haircut m8

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Errr half your age +seven is the maximum guys. Anything below that is OK.

Pretty sure that's how it works.

Hot damn.

 

[Wilbur]

The only Alien film I haven't seen is the first one

And Prometheus, if it counts.

It's the best one by a long long long distance

 

[L1NETT]

And if you play for Lazio you can change it at will. So, how are you doing sugar?

--

Hitch turn off your Mrs Browns Boys DVD and watch Alien. Probably get more laughs from the latter

 

[Willkiller]

It's the best one by a long long long distance

Don't be silly, Alien and Aliens are both great films and which one you prefer is down to a matter of taste.

 

[Hixx]

Alien better first viewing, Aliens much more rewatchable.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Alien

Hands down

Cameron is a talentless hack

 

[KidA Seven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jctd_LINIg


Fuck you Chrome. It doesn't recognize youtube me anymore.

 

[Blablurn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jctd_LINIg


Fuck you Chrome. It doesn't recognize youtube me anymore.

lead us to glory kagawa kun

 

[KidA Seven]

lead us to glory kagawa kun

Poor Kiyotake. He's really good, but will never start for Japan. I wonder which club will buy him now that Nurnberg are ded.

 

[Blablurn]

Poor Kiyotake. He's really good, but will never start for Japan. I wonder which club will buy him now that Nurnberg are ded.

he could work in dortmund

 

[LTWheels]

http://instagram.com/p/pMFjxinNTc/

 

[Wilbur]

Don't be silly, Alien and Aliens are both great films and which one you prefer is down to a matter of taste.

We'll agree to disagree. Aliens is good fun, well executed action film with one or two great performances, but its build up lacks pace and tension. 7/10.

Alien is a masterpiece.