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[Zabojnik]

Fuck that. Its either Juve or Madrid for Vidal pls understand, red does not look good on him

I beg to differ.

bigger club
bigger league
higher salary
better coach
actually competing in the champions league
having a world class striker in front of him

and evans.

Yeah, but what about the restaurants?

We bought Sturaro from Genoa for 5,5m €, he will remain there on loan for a year....

Of course we did, lol.

 

[inky]

The phoenix-like rise of United will be amazing to witness this upcoming season. What a time to be alive.

Moyes was just a cleansing bro. Like the enemas models have before their big day on the catwalk. The best is yet to come.

Spoiler

Treble incoming. LVG, pls.

 

[pulga]

I beg to differ.

thatsthejoke.jpg

zabo pls

 

[wedward]

GeoffArsenal ‏@GeoffArsenal 5s
Man Utd committed on spending nearly 100m today whilst my man was chilling on the beach. Just relax yeah, its cool.

https://vine.co/v/Mt0zduFUVF1

lol. Geoff m8. Help me.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He can't even eat with his team mates.

Honestly that's just ridiculous.

 

[Broder Salsa]

GeoffArsenal ‏@GeoffArsenal 5s
Man Utd committed on spending nearly 100m today whilst my man was chilling on the beach. Just relax yeah, its cool.

https://vine.co/v/Mt0zduFUVF1

lol. Geoff m8. Help me.

Hahahahah

He can't even eat with his team mates.

Honestly that's just ridiculous.

All their eating with the team surely happens in relation to training sessions... So makes sense.

 

[pulga]

He can't even eat with his team mates.

Honestly that's just ridiculous.

what if he tries to eat one of them? are you going to apologize to the deceased's families?

 

[K1LLER7]

He can't even eat with his team mates.

Honestly that's just ridiculous.

Bit sad that.

Just ban him from training and matches.

 

[FuturusX]

Formation time (special edition with new signings)

----------- De Gea -----------

Rafael - Jones - Evans - Shaw

Herrera --- Carrick --- Mata

Januzaj --- RVP --- Rooney


We're going to win the PL.

Poor Rooney out of position again...

 

[pulga]

GeoffArsenal ‏@GeoffArsenal 5s
Man Utd committed on spending nearly 100m today whilst my man was chilling on the beach. Just relax yeah, its cool.

https://vine.co/v/Mt0zduFUVF1

lol. Geoff m8. Help me.

Oh my god hahahah

just sack him already for the love of god <3

 

[Hixx]

He can't even eat with his team mates.

Honestly that's just ridiculous.

its for their own safety

 

[Elchele]

Who is the resident footygaf- Tinder specialist? I don't remember his username, was it L1nett?

I need help pls

 

[arkon]

Herrera interview

"I am very happy and very proud to be at Manchester United, I can promise the fans I will be a good professional and work hard. Louis van Gaal is one of the best managers in the world and, for me, I am lucky to be working with him. I want to learn a lot of things and I can't wait to play with van Gaal, my new team-mates and for Manchester United.”

Herrera arrives at United with the advantage of already being friends with David De Gea and Juan Mata, two men he got to know well while playing for Spain’s Under-21s. Importantly, the diminutive playmaker believes their kinship will help him settle in.

"I know they are very happy,” he explained. “I was talking to them and they told me that this is the biggest club in the world and that we have a very good squad. We are very good friends and I am sure that they will help me to adapt and get to know the club.”

lol

Isn't he 6' ?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wenger's jokes. Whilst United fans get depressed over Woodward trying to do things and failing at least he tries. Wenger is actually just on holiday.

 

[pulga]

Who is the resident footygaf- Tinder specialist? I don't remember his username, was it L1nett?

I need help pls

dude just ask them if they are archeologists

 

[Elchele]

GeoffArsenal &#8207;@GeoffArsenal 5s
Man Utd committed on spending nearly 100m today whilst my man was chilling on the beach. Just relax yeah, its cool.

https://vine.co/v/Mt0zduFUVF1

lol. Geoff m8. Help me.

what a legend
he's 90 and still better than me at kicking the ball

 

[K1LLER7]

Poor Rooney out of position again...

I have no idea what formation we'll play next season. Gone with LVGs favourite 433.

Rooney or RVP up front. RVP wins. However Rooney won't be dropped...on the left he goes lol.

 

[Willkiller]

Who is the resident footygaf- Tinder specialist? I don't remember his username, was it L1nett?

I need help pls

I'm off on a Tinder date on Sunday, ask away.

 

[FuturusX]

Wenger had a plan...trust him.



He's trying to find it again...

 

[wedward]

Wenger's jokes. Whilst United fans get depressed over Woodward trying to do things and failing at least he tries. Wenger is actually just on holiday.

Gazidis=Woodward.

 

[valeo]

Wenger's jokes. Whilst United fans get depressed over Woodward trying to do things and failing at least he tries. Wenger is actually just on holiday.

How do you know he wasnt chilling on the beach with the next real Ronaldo?

It's called networking, matey.

 

[Elchele]

dude just ask them if they are archeologists

lol

pretty sure that kind of shit only works in english countries

I have no idea how to start the conversation on this shit. It's much more easy irl

I'm off on a Tinder date on Sunday, ask away.

show me how did you start the conversation after the match? pls based will

 

[Meier]

I finally played it after owning it for some time the other day.


Everyone starved

I played without doing the tutorial. Went a solid 10 or 11 years without knowing how to rotate buildings which prevented me from building a trading post or fisherman's dock for awhile. Doh. Game is pretty damn hard but very rewarding.

 

[pulga]

you can start by saying 'hi' you fucking dork

 

[Vivalaraza]

Gazidis=Woodward.

pls

Wenger didnt spend 3 years in Strasbourg getting a degree in economics to let a bald man called Ivan do the negotiating.

 

[Broder Salsa]

My dads girlfriends ex husbands mum (ok that was a long title) looks exactly like Wenger. Only seen her once, but I promised myself if I ever see her again I will have to get a photo with her. I could fool all of you saying I met Wenger on holiday in the sunny Denmark.

 

[Vivalaraza]

elsk

seriously, are you sure you can afford a girl right now?

 

[FuturusX]

My dads girlfriends ex husbands mum (ok that was a long title) looks exactly like Wenger. Only seen her once, but I promised myself if I ever see her again I will have to get a photo with her. I could fool all of you saying I met Wenger on holiday in the sunny Denmark.

I have no words....a woman right?

 

[wedward]

pls

Wenger didnt spend 3 years in Strasbourg getting a degree in economics to let a bald man called Ivan do the negotiating.

Gazidis seems like a smart guy.

He just has Wenger's shoe on his throat.

I think Dicky Law is the negotiator.

 

[Elchele]

elsk

seriously, are you sure you can afford a girl right now?

I can't but I feel lonely. please understand
I was trying to get something going with a classmate but looks like that is not going to happen right now

you can start by saying 'hi' you fucking dork

that's kind of boring isn't it. dunno
I can't be funny with someone who doesn't know my sense of humor. Or can I

 

[Willkiller]

show me how did you start the conversation after the match? pls based will

She actually started the convo with me haha.

You've got two options really, if you think your pictures do the talking and your confident she'll want to talk to you based on appearance alone then play it simple and just say hey.

If you're not as confident, go with a daft line that'll set you apart from most of the chumps she is almost certainly matched with. It's risky, but if she responds it's a pretty good vote of confidence of you as a person, which is better than 'he's hot'...I suppose.

Or just whip it out.

 

[Elchele]

She actually started the convo with me haha.

You've got two options really, if you think your pictures do the talking and your confident she'll want to talk to you based on appearance alone then play it simple and just say hey.

If you're not as confident, go with a daft line that'll set you apart from most of the chumps she is almost certainly matched with.

Or just whip it out.

what did she say to you (if you want to share it, obviously)?

 

[pulga]

My dads girlfriends ex husbands mum (ok that was a long title) looks exactly like Wenger. Only seen her once, but I promised myself if I ever see her again I will have to get a photo with her. I could fool all of you saying I met Wenger on holiday in the sunny Denmark.

??

????

 

[Yurt]

Is it Splatt?

I LOVE HIM HAHAHAHA

 

[Hixx]

what did she say to you (if you want to share it, obviously)?

"tattoed man is good for breeding baby."

 

[Willkiller]

what did she say to you (if you want to share it, obviously)?

'Hi '

Basically said Hi, asked what she was up to, where she was from etc. You don't wanna be flooding her with questions, just ask enough to find something that you could actually start a conversation with.


Then whip it out.

 

[arkon]

I reckon Wenger is working on a deal to get Pato.

 

[Hixx]

elsk why don't you do a Reverse Kolo?

Tell her you're a pro footballer.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Maybe Elsk could marry a girl that could afford all the mango's he wanted. You never know, did you read that piece on Suarez the other day? That is what happened to him, Elsk it's never too late to become a world class cannibal footballer.

I have no words....a woman right?

Yes. I was blown away.

elsk why don't you do a Reverse Kolo?

Tell her you're a pro footballer.

Fucking hell haha

 

[pulga]

elsk why don't you do a Reverse Kolo?

Tell her you're a pro footballer.

 

[K1LLER7]

elsk

seriously, are you sure you can afford a girl right now?

She can afford him

 

[Lightning]

Oh my god hahahah

just sack him already for the love of god <3

Why? Man deserves a holiday just the same as our players do after the world cup.

 

[Yurt]

bigger club
bigger league
higher salary
better coach
actually competing in the champions league
having a world class striker in front of him


and evans.

On a good day, pretty sure we can still beat United. So your argument is invalid.


shut up

 

[Suen]

what's the point in playing champions league football with juventus if you can't even get past galatasaray.

What's the point in playing champions league football if you can never win it like Arsenal?

Spoiler

I'm sorry bud

 

[Willkiller]

I don't know what is happening on Twitter. But I like it.

 

[Yurt]

I don't know what is happening on Twitter. But I like it.

FEED HIM MORE

 

[K1LLER7]

On a good day, pretty sure we can still beat United. So your argument is invalid.

Not when we got Herrera, Vidal and Shaw in the team.

Sorry Yurt. (You'll beat City easy though)

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Juventus was once one of the scariest teams in Europe. What happened?

 

[Hixx]

Juventus was once one of the scariest teams in Europe. What happened?

Juve haven't been a scary team for over a decade.

 

[Yurt]

Juventus was once one of the scariest teams in Europe. What happened?

3-5-2 happened