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[The_Hitcher89]

@SkySportsNews

Gotta make it realistic, bruv


I can just imagine some lump like Richard Dunne going straight through Neymar and ending his career

 

[Manager]

It was a really wonderful little documentary.

It was just so random, lol. Like a really professionally produced documentary about one of the players, suddenly. Could easily be shown on BBC etc. Probably was because of the WC being in Brazil. Would be interesting to see similar stuff about for example Yaya growing up in Africa though, or basically any player.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Gotta make it realistic, bruv


I can just imagine some lump like Richard Dunne going straight through Neymar and ending his career

should have put Messi....

 

[shortyme]

How do you even notice that?

I'm a woman, I notice stuff like that

I'm too used to watching porn where their eyelashes are half plastered to their cheek. Forgive me.

I probably shouldn't be so used to this from you.

Ooh, friction

ew, what does that even mean?

Bet her knees are sharp as fuuuk

totes bro

 

[Manager]

It's amazing how "cheap" some of the La Liga goalkeepers are going for. Claudio Bravo going for €9m, Willy Caballero €8m, Keylor Navas ~€8m. Guess goalkeepers often are cheaper but it will be hard for the clubs to replace them?

 

[omgkitty]

It's amazing how "cheap" some of the La Liga goalkeepers are going for. Claudio Bravo going for €9m, Willy Caballero €8m, Keylor Navas ~€8m. Guess goalkeepers often are cheaper but it will be hard for the clubs to replace them?

That's how it goes I guess. One of the most important players on a team, and most of the time unless you're like Neuer, they go for peanuts.

 

[Clegg]

I'm a woman, I notice stuff like that

I know that,

Its just that I've looked at the pic and even zoomed in but I can't see anything askew.

Women are goddamned hawks.

 

[Manager]

That's how it goes I guess. One of the most important players on a team, and most of the time unless you're like Neuer, they go for peanuts.

It's weird how so few goalkeepers are regarded "class", you just see how people constantly shit on goalkeepers on even the best teams in the world. Who do we even regard world class today, outside of Neuer?

 

[shortyme]

I know that,

Its just that I've looked at the pic and even zoomed in but I can't see anything askew.

Women are goddamned hawks.

Its right in the corner, you can see it kinda peeling up. Real eyelashes don't do that. Having worn fake ones, I know they do this when there isn't enough glue.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Neuer for €18m has to be one of the best pieces of business the Tax Dodger's done

 

[KidA Seven]

It's weird how so few goalkeepers are regarded "class", you just see how people constantly shit on goalkeepers on even the best teams in the world. Who do we even regard world class today, outside of Neuer?

David, Courtois, Handanovic?

 

[Clegg]

Its right in the corner, you can see it kinda peeling up. Real eyelashes don't do that. Having worn fake ones, I know they do this when there isn't enough glue.

That's mental that is.

Btw cheers for giving me an excuse to look at the pic even more.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

It's weird how so few goalkeepers are regarded "class", you just see how people constantly shit on goalkeepers on even the best teams in the world. Who do we even regard world class today, outside of Neuer?

Joe Hart obv.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Someone get Neuer a mango stat.

 

[GQman2121]

No Ramires blows. I was hoping with Gustavo out that he would have a chance to shine and win over Marca to get that tabloid ball rolling.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

wtf

Neuer looks fucking massive when he's on the pitch

 

[Milchmonster]

Someone get Neuer a mango stat.

Kill it, pls

 

[bud]

Someone get Neuer a mango stat.

that looks photoshopped.

neuer looks so starved.

isn't he a big guy.

 

[Meier]

Weird, looked like James was limping in a clip ESPN just showed but they didn't mention it.

 

[Blablurn]

Dat Immobile

 

[Manager]

wtf

Neuer looks fucking massive when he's on the pitch

Think it's acting funny some way, standing on his knees or something.

He had more fat before:

David, Courtois, Handanovic?

True, haven't seen enough from the latter two personally, except CL.

Joe Hart obv.

England will have problems if Willy performs well. Pellegrini wants the keeper to be ready at all times á la Neuer, but Hart does things like against Chelsea.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Muller is a grotesquely ugly man.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

wtf

Neuer looks fucking massive when he's on the pitch

He's a tall and lanky dude and he wears very loose fitting shirts.

 

[KidA Seven]

I-is David bigger than him?


How is this possible

 

[Wilbur]

Muller really is gross. The Raumdeuter should investigate plastic surgery

 

[sohois]

It's weird how so few goalkeepers are regarded "class", you just see how people constantly shit on goalkeepers on even the best teams in the world. Who do we even regard world class today, outside of Neuer?

Buffon

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's weird how so few goalkeepers are regarded "class", you just see how people constantly shit on goalkeepers on even the best teams in the world. Who do we even regard world class today, outside of Neuer?

Courtois!

 

[LTWheels]

Tony Evans ‏@TonyEvansTimes 1m
OK. This is how I understand Suarez. Agreed(ish) but Sanchez needs to be talked to. Will happen, will rumble on bit. Fed up with it already

 

[KidA Seven]

Muller man... he's gross, but his wife/gf is cute. Good for him.

 

[Blablurn]

Muller really is gross. The Raumdeuter should investigate plastic surgery

:/

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Buffon, Neuer, Courtois

Cech, De Gea, Navas, Valdes (last year), Sirigu (from what I've heard), Hart

 

[Milchmonster]

Muller is a grotesquely ugly man.

Would you say he looks like a horse?

His wife is pretty cute and totally into horses. Would explain everything.

 

[KidA Seven]

arturo. what a nice name arturo. remind me of articuno. nice arturo nice.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Done pretty well for himself.

All the girls I talk to (so like, 2) think he's goofy and cute.

 

[Fry]

Mullerr is pretty. I dont get you guys.

 

[KidA Seven]

Mullerr is pretty. I dont get you guys.

You have bad taste in men bro.


Was it Wilbur's mom that said Marchisio was nothing special? Let's she what she has to say about Muller.

 

[Manager]

23 posts on this page and at least half of them are of topless dudes, what happened to the asian chicks?

Buffon

True. He should've joined La Liga or Premier League.

Remember City chased him, apparently Barca tried to get him too:
http://www.goal.com/en/news/10/italy/2013/10/17/4339311/buffon-i-nearly-joined-barcelona

"I could have joined Barcelona in 2001," Buffon told Mediaset.

"However, I decided to join Juventus after discussing it with my father and I'm still grateful for it. Being at Juventus is a unique experience and has brought me a lot of satisfaction.

Seems like he only ever won, club-wise, the Uefa cup with Parma '99.

 

[Milchmonster]

Mullerr is pretty. I dont get you guys.

Don't be blinded by the fact he still has a full head of hair!

 

[Manager]

Buffon, Neuer, Courtois

Cech, De Gea, Navas, Valdes (last year), Sirigu (from what I've heard), Hart

He is aged 27 and still make errors that 20 y/o keepers learns to not do. You got to wonder how good he could be if he didn't believe the English media hype, it's like he's regressing the latest years.

 

[Milchmonster]

23 posts on this page and at least half of them are of topless dudes, what happened to the asian chicks?

Bla mainly posts with his second account now. Posting Asian chicks would be too obvious.

 

[arkon]

wtf

Neuer looks fucking massive when he's on the pitch

drugs

 

[Vivalaraza]

Neuer, Courtois and De Gea are the elite club m8s.

Neuer is alot older though. 28 compared to 22/23.

 

[Fry]

Don't be blinded by the fact he still has a full head of hair!

Oh me too!

:lol

In fact I'm letting my beard grow. And no it's not to compensate for the hair missing on the top.

It's not missing.

 

[GQman2121]

23 posts on this page and at least half of them are of topless dudes, what happened to the asian chicks?

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Bring on the Brazilian players crying.

 

[arkon]

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/LISA-MULLER-PICS-3.jpg[IMG]

Done pretty well for himself.

All the girls I talk to (so like, 2) think he's goofy and cute.[/QUOTE]

He's a well-paid footballer. I bet even Luke Chadwick was pulling in the ladies when he was at United.

 

[Broder Salsa]

more topless dudes

that jaw

 

[Milchmonster]

drugs

Pep is like the best drug dealer ever. He earns like 10m a year to sell drugs to his players.

What a great man!

 

[Manager]

He's a well-paid footballer. I bet even Luke Chadwick was pulling in the ladies when he was at United.

Forgot how he looks, I tried googling "Luke Chadwick girlfriend". Top hits:
"14 Football Players Who Definitely Won’t Get A Date This Valentines Day"
"Top 20 Ugliest Footballers | Soccerlens"
"luke chadwick is NOT UGLY !!! - Football Forums"
"Page 6 of The world s ugliest footballers - Luke ... - Supanet"

 

[Milchmonster]

He's a well-paid footballer. I bet even Luke Chadwick was pulling in the ladies when he was at United.

He got her way before he was in Bayern's first team.

Sure, not that hard if you're a youth player at Bayern. But still brings me back to my horse theory.