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[Wilbur]

What is the problem with that advert?

A whole advert teasing the upcoming season dedicated to wanking over Sturridge

no thanks

Moving next Saturday.

Have been hungover all day and a little depressed.

idk

Just need sleep.

go kip baby. Enjoy the sleep. Wake up on a Sunday knowing that God can't stop you from masturbating.

 

[FootballFan]

Not as cool as Switzerland in 2006 though, going out in the round of 16 without even conceding a single goal.

edit: Van Persie is so hot

New Zealand m8.

Only undefeated team at the 2010 world cup and finished above then champions Italy.

 

[Salvadora]

omg

This is official, no joke.

 

[Yurt]

World Cup 2014: 170 goals. #Brazil2014
World Cup 1998: 171 goals [All Time record].

0-0 and then pens tomorrow innit

 

[Wilbur]

World Cup 2014: 170 goals. #Brazil2014
World Cup 1998: 171 goals [All Time record].

That's wrong, isn't it? I think there's been 165

unless I miscounted the other day

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is Sturridge a BT partner/sponsor whatever.

I thought it was a cool advert. It was one of the most amazing "moments" of last season and why we love the footers.

 

[FootballFan]

A whole advert teasing the upcoming season dedicated to wanking over Sturridge

no thanks

Jesus Christ.

He is quality, appreciate his talent. What a h8r.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

omg

This is official, no joke.

help

 

[Hixx]

Fuck off is that real. They didn't even centralize "Steven Gerrard".

 

[Fintan]

What do the Irish people here think of Après Match?

 

[omgkitty]

omg

This is official, no joke.

England's most successful team? I...what? They haven't been the most successful at anything in like 25 years.

 

[Yurt]

That's wrong, isn't it? I think there's been 165

unless I miscounted the other day

It's right.

Don't question the Triglav That Counts again please.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Have any of you tried masturbating with a headache

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

New Zealand m8.

Only undefeated team at the 2010 world cup and finished above then champions Italy.

What are you going on about. That never happened

Spoiler

I'm Italian:/

 

[Vivalaraza]

omg

This is official, no joke.

Well that's a lie.

 

[L1NETT]

A whole advert teasing the upcoming season dedicated to wanking over Sturridge

no thanks

Tis a bit cringy, BT's lame attempt at #lad#bantz#2k14

Nothing too wrong with it mind.
--

Didn't watch the football, was doing some cookin while half watching the coolest sportsman in the world;

What a boss

 

[figadapaura]

omg

This is official, no joke.

jesus christ

 

[Salvadora]

Fuck off is that real. They didn't even centralize "Steven Gerrard".

https://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?fref=ts

I'm actually dying.

 

[Yurt]

omg

This is official, no joke.

His arms are killing me

can't be THIS skinny surely??????

 

[Mr Cola]

Survivor, a show where a contestant can be the sole reason for losing two immunity challenges in a row for her tribe, who literally pours all of their food into the fire because she is upset, can survive because of girl power.

 

[King_Moc]

A whole advert teasing the upcoming season dedicated to wanking over Sturridge

no thanks

Now that Suarez is gone, he's the highest scorer left from last season. Who should they have used instead?

 

[Wilbur]

It's right.

Don't question the Triglav That Counts again please.

I just recounted

Sorry zabster

Forgive me

Take Nani

SO TWO MORE GOALS AND THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST WORLD CUP EVER

 

[cartoon_soldier]

omg

This is official, no joke.

Most succesful...how

 

[Lambda Pie]

Bebe is gonna be ours within 2 weeks, could make his debut against Ajax at this year's Eusébio Cup.

 

[Yurt]

I just recounted

Sorry zabster

Forgive me

Take Nani

SO TWO MORE GOALS AND THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST WORLD CUP EVER

We fucking kicked the premfaces out, it already is.

 

[Wilbur]

Britain's most successful team loooooooooool

Have any of you tried masturbating with a headache

I did this after the Fulham game last season

 

[figadapaura]

There's something seriously wrong with Gerrard's arms. They make him look like a fucking chimp.

 

[Vivalaraza]

ffs

Anderson looked stoned :lol

 

[King_Moc]

Most succesful...how

Haven't they still won more major trophies than Utd?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Most succesful...how

Maybe they meant with all the trophies, not just the league trophies?

 

[Arnie]

Five European Cups, innit.

Don't start m8s.

 

[FootballFan]

What are you going on about. That never happened

Spoiler

I'm Italian:/

Players who play football part time, some who didn't actually play for any club, finishing above world champions Italy.

Lol

 

[Wilbur]

Now that Suarez is gone, he's the highest scorer left from last season. Who should they have used instead?

A plethora of players and games

We fucking kicked the premfaces out, it already is.

All we need now is a Messi hat trick and the year of Moyes is complete

HITCHER CHANNEL 4 NOW

 

[K1LLER7]

Bebe is gonna be ours within 2 weeks, could make his debut against Ajax at this year's Eusébio Cup.

Treat him well :*(

 

[Pennywise]

https://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?fref=ts

I'm actually dying.

Hahahaha.
Read the comments

 

[King_Moc]

Have any of you tried masturbating with a headache

I had sex with a migraine once (I had a migraine, I mean, it was my girlfriend I had sex with). I almost threw up after and was curled up in the foetal position for about 15 minutes. The things I'd do for sex when I was 20, Christ.

Spoiler

was totally worth it

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Bebe is gonna be ours within 2 weeks, could make his debut against Ajax at this year's Eusébio Cup.

Sweet.

#pray4rvy

 

[FootballFan]

Deuuutschhhlaaaand

Come on m8s!!!!

 

[Juicy Bob]

Five European Cups, innit.

Don't start m8s.

Does that mean that Forest are also one of England's most successful teams ever?

Because I'd totally take that.

 

[3Sixty]

Suaraz +Sturridge= SAS
Lallana+ORIGI+Lambert= LOL

lol

/dead

 

[Yurt]

I had sex with a migraine once (I had a migraine, I mean, it was my girlfriend I had sex with)

This fucking killed me

 

[Wilbur]

Haven't they still won more major trophies than Utd?

Major trophies (league, FA cup, league cup, European trophies)

Liverpool: 44

Man Utd: 42

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

THEY WERE RIGHT

Those eight league cups boosting you cunts

 

[Arnie]

Does that mean that Forest are also one of England's most successful teams ever?

Because I'd totally take that.

Well we've won many league titles and other domestic cups too, m8.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Suaraz +Sturridge= SAS
Lallana+ORIGI+Lambert= LOL

lol

/dead

lol

 

[caramac]

Yep, skinny arms confirmed.

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

Players who play football part time, some who didn't actually play for any club, finishing above world champions Italy.

Lol

I vaguely remember a stoned Lippi stating that "they were all 2 meter tall" or something in the after match interview. Bad memories.

Thankfully that's in the past and we now have a world beating team that will with some luck have a chance to qualify to the next Euro.

 

[dc89]

Barkley to city rumours starting to gather steam.

Milner, Rodwell, Richards & Nastasic are reportedly looking to be moved on to fund a bid. Kinda wish we'd keep Jm7 and Nastasuc though.

A very reliable source of City transfer news has said its a goer. That's good enough for me. Time to wait and see.

 

[Elchele]

Brazil won't get a participation diploma at least?

 

[Yurt]

http://i.minus.com/ibqciQ20Q5rXwc.jpg[img]

Yep, skinny arms confirmed.[/QUOTE]
This is what happens to your arms when you don't lift silverware for years



IM SORRY LIVERPOOL GAF JK XOXO

 

[Vivalaraza]

Major trophies (league, FA cup, league cup, European trophies)

Liverpool: 44

Man Utd: 42

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

THEY WERE RIGHT

Those eight league cups boosting you cunts

That includes the Super Cup and shite like that.

You can argue it either way if you're selective about it.

All trophies is United 62 Liverpool 60.

Competitive trophies, as in not ceremonial matches like Super Cup/Charity Shield is actually 41 a piece.