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[LNBL]

Eredivisie is where the action is at.

 

[Lightning]

lol.

What was clear about that?

But yeah, since Fabregas and RVP left we haven't been able to hold onto the ball.

We played some good stuff last season, scored some great goals. Things are turning around but when Giroud, Cazorla and Podolski are your best players playing attractive football as well is limited.

 

[Salvadora]

We've got great players though, so it's not like they are incapable of attractive football. Shocking how bad our passing/ball retention was last season. So un-Wenger-like.

 

[luxstellarum]

Some people on Twitter (yeah, yeah I know) are speculating that this Khedira stuff is just a smokescreen for Schneiderlin to join Arsenal.

Yes pls.

I would love this.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

I'm watching OITNB

I can't remember anyone's name

Too many people

Piper Chapman aka Katy Perry v2

You'll learn the rest

 

[Freewheelin']

lol.

What was clear about that?

But yeah, since Fabregas and RVP left we haven't been able to hold onto the ball.

Ok, I wasn't joking. But I do think we play some nice football, just not as good as a few years ago.

 

[Wilbur]

Piper Chapman aka Katy Perry v2

You'll learn the rest

I know Red and Pornstache and Jim from American Pie and Lesbian #1 and Fat Lesbian and Hot Lesbian and Sexy Voice Lesbian and Lesbian #2

 

[Mr Cola]

Cola, did you play 1001 Spikes?

never heard of it

 

[Sviatoslav]

Is AVB going to survive the winter

If we get a decent DM then I expect us to dominate the league tbh. This is our year.

 

[Lightning]

Draw is this Friday.

Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk Ukr
Panathinaikos Gre
Feyenoord Ned
Grasshoppers Zürich Sui
AEL Limassol Cyp

are our potential opponents. I think UEFA won't let us draw Dnipro for political reasons, and we should be able to crush the rest of them even without Hulk, Garay and Witsel.

Those opponents should be easily dispatched.

 

[luxstellarum]

I know Red and Pornstache and Jim from American Pie and Lesbian #1 and Fat Lesbian and Hot Lesbian and Sexy Voice Lesbian and Lesbian #2

Don't forget about the one with a name that sounds like p***y

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Draw is this Friday.

Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk Ukr
Panathinaikos Gre
Feyenoord Ned
Grasshoppers Zürich Sui
AEL Limassol Cyp

are our potential opponents. I think UEFA won't let us draw Dnipro for political reasons, and we should be able to crush the rest of them even without Hulk, Garay and Witsel.

There is nothing left of Feyenoord

 

[Wilbur]

Don't forget about the one with a name that sounds like p***y

Is it pussy

 

[Freewheelin']

How is AVB doing in Russia, Sviat?

 

[luxstellarum]

Is it pussy

Poussay

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Don't forget about the one with a name that sounds like p***y

Poussey

 

[ZQQLANDER]

Transfer question:

Any truth to the rumors that Reus might go to Liverpool (I would die with happiness if this was true, but I don't think it is)?

I've also heard Heung Min Son is also a possibility?

 

[Wilbur]

Poussay

Which one is that? Looks wise

 

[Mr Cola]

Vee and Crazy eyes stole season 2

 

[Elchele]

If we get a decent DM then I expect us to dominate the league tbh. This is our year.

So, now is the time?

 

[luxstellarum]

That's it

The one with a buzz cut, loads of banter with Tee

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Which one is that? Looks wise

Black girl with buzz cut

bff with Taystee the fat black girl

 

[Wilbur]

I like the one that works in the library that had Piper's hair. I'm only on S1 Ep4

Taystee, I think that's her! ^

Transfer question:

Any truth to the rumors that Reus might go to Liverpool (I would die with happiness if this was true, but I don't think it is)?

I've also heard Heung Min Son is also a possibility?

Would doubt both to be honest; Son only just moved to Leverkusen last summer, and Reus will only leave for a City/Barca level club, one who are guaranteed to challenge every single year.

And he'll be a LOT of money

 

[Mr Cola]

Black girl with buzz cut

bff with Taystee the fat black girl

She had the best back story of s2

That German tho

 

[luxstellarum]

Oh Bacon, you the bae

 

[lastflowers]

We've got great players though, so it's not like they are incapable of attractive football. Shocking how bad our passing/ball retention was last season. So un-Wenger-like.

So you're saying that if we don't play Wenger style we'll win more trophies?

 

[K1LLER7]

Eredivisie is where the action is at.

Nice goal.

You know who else scores good goals in training?

Wilfred Zaha. Pls take him from us.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

She had the best back story of s2

That German tho

dem titties

 

[wedward]

We've got great players though, so it's not like they are incapable of attractive football. Shocking how bad our passing/ball retention was last season. So un-Wenger-like.

Most frustrating part. Sometimes they looked like they had never played together.

 

[Mr Cola]

dem titties

Lesbian love is the most pure, Orange taught me this

 

[Wilbur]

I also like this little ginger one, I can't remember her name. She's got a husky sexy voice and big eyes and a firecracker attitude and I want to eat her muff

 

[GQman2121]

New Pumas and Nikes debuting soon.

 

[Willkiller]

FUCK DAYA

Never mind her storyline being shite, she looks like she was ripped from the movie Shark Tail

 

[NYCmetsfan]

tbf, there is only so much football you can watch.

I'd love to follow foreign leagues more closely, but it's easy to get burnt out.

eh its nice to have something on in the background. its better than most crap on TV.

Imma watch 1) Real 2) CL 3) the best matches this EPL season 4) whatever, maybe some random norwegian team from the arctic

New Pumas and Nikes debuting soon.

People pre-order shoes? Are there pre-order bonuses?

 

[Wilbur]

FUCK DAYA

Never mind her storyline being shite, she looks like she was ripped from the movie Shark Tail

Which one is this

PLS

Oh yeah the one that's gonna fuck the guard

 

[Sviatoslav]

Those opponents should be easily dispatched.

We've choked against worse team before in Europe. But that was under Spaghetti. AVB has a good record in Europe, especially against lower rated opposition.

There is nothing left of Feyenoord

Precisely why I wouldn't mind drawing them.

How is AVB doing in Russia, Sviat?

Started really well, took the lead in the league then choked against Loko and Dinamo (that 0-3 is actually a 2-4 loss than got changed due to our shitty fans invading the pitch) and lost the league by a point I like what he's doing so far though, reasonable transfer fees, more focus on our youth players. And our big buys (Hulk and Witsel) have looked considerably better under him. I feel like he's much more suited to our new Spanish and Portuguese speaking core than Spalletti was.

So, now is the time?

Indeed. We're making our first CL quarterfinal this year.

 

[Willkiller]

Which one is this

PLS

This fucker

 

[Freewheelin']

Don't really care how we play as long as we win trophies tbh. Nice to see us go back to a more direct, counter-attacking team with pace, it suits us, I think.

 

[Wilbur]

This fucker

Yeah she's kinda annoying

I'm on the episode where the screwdriver goes missing

I don't like that black girl who worked in there and acted all annoying, the girl who worked in the cage. And I don't like that Alex one either

 

[wedward]

Don't really care how we play as long as we win trophies tbh.

Smh

 

[Wilbur]

Smh

You would trade all the good play in the world for regular league and CL trophies

 

[Suen]

elsk you are such a fucking bundesface its unbelievable.

Sunderland were interesting to watch for a brief moment when they were under Di Canio's rule, after that I found more entertainment and quality in games like Pescara - Siena than any Sunderland game. Shove that EPL insecurity you have where Kipless don't shine Hixx

Spoiler

and get relegated

.

 

[Hixx]

Sunderland were interesting to watch for a brief moment when they were under Di Canio's rule, after that I found more entertainment and quality in games like Pescara - Siena than any Sunderland game. Shove that EPL insecurity you have where Kipless don't shine Hixx

Spoiler

and get relegated

.

Who even is this

 

[lastflowers]

did you guys see this about Kramer http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussbal...land-gegen-argentinien-a-980909.html#ref=rss:

Translating: "I don't remember anything of the first half. Later, I thought I'd been substituted immediately after that tackle. I also do not remember how I got to the dressing room. In my head, the game begins at the second half."

reddit comments with translation

 

[wedward]

You would trade all the good play in the world for regular league and CL trophies

It's hard to win the league or cl playing shitty football. Unless you are Chelsea. You guys clanked but I wouldn't call it bad or ugly.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

did you guys see this about Kramer http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussbal...land-gegen-argentinien-a-980909.html#ref=rss:



reddit comments with translation

Sounds like some nights out on the town.

Spoiler

but seriously, i hope he is ok

 

[LNBL]

Nice goal.

You know who else scores good goals in training?

Wilfred Zaha. Pls take him from us.

Wanna trade him for the legend in the gif?

 

[Xpike]

That stealing thread on Gaming side...it's amazing.

 

[Wilbur]

That stealing thread on Gaming side...it's amazing.

Guarantee almost everyone there pirates music and movies :lol

The hypocrisy of GAF on such matters confuses me

 

[Broder Salsa]

Guarantee almost everyone there pirates music and movies :lol

The hypocrisy of GAF on such matters confuses me

The thread isn't even just about piracy though, it's about down right stealing a physical thing from a library lol