Support NeoGAF

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Bendtner is going to Aston Villa.

Joe Cole and Bendtner and Senderos and Roy Keane in one summer.

No one deserves this.

 

[TheLucifer]

Oh shit, just tuned into beIN sports and they are showing Juve-Milan CL final shoot-out. Happy face

ftfy

Also, today another shoot-out happened. Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAuvJhDh8g

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh shit, just tuned into beIN sports and they are showing Juve-Milan CL final shoot-out. Sad face

Trezeguet lol. Can't believe he's still playing.

Bendtner is going to Aston Villa.

Really? I thought Frankfurt was nailed on at this point.

 

[L1NETT]

Bendtner is going to Aston Villa.

Joe Cole and Bendtner and Roy Keane in one summer.

No one deserves this.

And Senderos

Can't wait to play Villa next year

Spoiler

We are going up. I believe.

@wooden. Daily Hate said Bendtner wants to stay in the prem.

 

[Wilbur]

Does Everton suddenly have money to spend?

Signing Barry has improved shirt sales

 

[pulga]

Did you guys check out the Harry Potter 'short story'?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

ftfy

Also, today another shoot-out happened. Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAuvJhDh8g

Greatest day of my life. Will never be beat.

Trezeguet lol. Can't believe he's still playing.

.

Nesta, Pirlo, Buffon and Del Boy too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

And Senderos

Can't wait to play Villa next year

Spoiler

We are going up. I believe.

@wooden. Daily Hate said Bendtner wants to stay in the prem.

Hmmm oh well, I'm happy for that, I want to see him in the premier league not the fucking bundesliga. Hopefully someone can kick some sense into him at Villa, he has the abilities to be more than good enough to play for Aston Villa.

Sendoros and Joe Cole too though... Sorry Wesley, going down.

Edit : Eh Danish papers are saying Bendtner is going to have talks with Thomas Schaaf today about Frankfurt.

 

[Jarnet87]

van Persie doubtful for today, Hummels likely out for the final. After Argentina win the tournament with two narrrow 1-0 wins over Netherlands and Germany, can we discuss whether or not they are the worst performing champions of all time.

 

[fuenf]

 

[pulga]

The treason is all but complete. Now he just needs to put the kit on.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Love how our club is publicly bullying Claudemir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMrj4Lk53JA


Lets make it a tradition, maybe that can get him to leave.

 

[Yurt]

ftfy

Also, today another shoot-out happened. Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAuvJhDh8g

GOOSEBUMPS

the sweaty armpits shirt

the deafening jeers

Cannavaro cool as ice, no emotion whatsoever till the last penalty.

Pirlo sprinting for the first time in his life

De Rossi's pen still scares me, it looked wide on TV.

Materazzi :lol conceded a pen, scored a goal, a penalty and provoked Zidane into a headbutt :lol :lol maybe in the next life/dimension/reincarnation we should just stick with Nesta :lol

 

[GorillaJu]

I wonder how Lewa will do with Bayern. Is the type that will be a top performer everywhere he goes or will he be just above average? Personally think he'll be the former, just based on his freakish statistics.

 

[Gambit]

Did you guys check out the Harry Potter 'short story'?

no, where? I want it.

 

[bud23]

Did you guys check out the Harry Potter 'short story'?

No, I'd rather read Messi's autobiography than fucking Harry Potter.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Goal saying Tottingham want Draxler for £17 million.

#BasedLevy

 

[Gambit]

No, I'd rather read Messi's autobiography than fucking Harry Potter.

that's a whole sub-category of the fan-fiction, but the seven books are really good.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I don't think I could truly like an Everton player who joind us by winding his contract down. I mean, what does that say about their personality?

Like, I'm sure Arsenal loved having Campbell play for them, but did they ever love him? Obviously he's turned out to be a massive bellend since then with the unstoppable stream of shit that billows from his mouth, but even before that.

 

[subtles]

The treason is all but complete. Now he just needs to put the kit on.

corruptio optimi pessima

 

[Showaddy]

Goal saying Tottingham want Draxler for £17 million.

#BasedLevy

Surprised he didn't try to drive them down to £10 million, tried to offload Sigurdsson back to Swansea for Davies and Vorm the other day...

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Goal saying Tottingham want Draxler for £17 million.

#BasedLevy

Goal via Metro. That is like re-fried shit.

 

[L1NETT]

Goal via Metro. That is like re-fried shit.

2 for 1 on re-fried shit

Only..... at Craig Sainsburys

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Cobbles plus rain equals one of the best stages of this years tour.

Forza Nibali

 

[jesalr]

Goal saying Tottingham want Draxler for £17 million.

#BasedLevy

He'll get him for £6m and a half eaten pack of fruit pastilles

 

[The_Hitcher89]

2 for 1 on re-fried shit

Only..... at Craig Sainsburys

That's libellous


We don't, and never have sold re-fried shit. Expect a phone call.



Any translated Brazilian match reports floating about online?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Hitcher, why are the prices in Sainsburys total shit?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

LTTP my top 10 list:

Kroos
Xavi
Fabregas
Modric
Toure
Pogba
Khedira
Thiago
Vidal
Pirlo

Yes, I think Xavi can still make some of these people look average.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher, why are the prices in Sainsburys total shit?

Gotta keep the peasants in Asda and Iceland innit

As long as the dregs are in there and the toffs are in Waitrose and M&S, our prices are fine

 

[GHG]

barcastuff @barcastuff
It is expected that Barcelona will announce at the same moment the transfers of Alexis to Arsenal and Liverpool's Suarez to Barcelona [rac1]

Aww Yisss.

Now please buy a striker Wenger. We can't have Giroud upfront with Alexis, Ozil, Theo and Ramsey behind him. We must do better.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Goal via Metro. That is like re-fried shit.

Haha, didn't see they got it from Metro. That's nearly the fucking jackpot. Just need Indy Kaila to jump in and claim it was his info.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

barcastuff @barcastuff
It is expected that Barcelona will announce at the same moment the transfers of Alexis to Arsenal and Liverpool's Suarez to Barcelona [rac1]

That's like being shot in both kneecaps at the exact same second

 

[cartoon_soldier]

That's like being shot in both kneecaps at the exact same second

That is pretty awesome...lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Brazil need someone like Danny Mills to fix their problems.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Yo Hitcher,

Fuck Dota sometimes man. Game is so infuriating

 

[pulga]

That's like being shot in both kneecaps at the exact same second

I cant believe your club is just letting them take Suarez for what is probably peanuts and then turning around and selling a fantastic player to a direct rival

Is Brendan's battleship adrift?

 

[GHG]

That's like being shot in both kneecaps at the exact same second

It could be worse.

You could get shot in the balls.

You should sign Nicky B to solve all your problems. AKA best striker in the world.

 

[EmiPrime]

Like, I'm sure Arsenal loved having Campbell play for them, but did they ever love him?

Yes.

Still the most memorable transfer ever for me and in his prime the best centre half I have ever seen. Great memories of him.

 

[GorillaJu]

Yo Hitcher,

Fuck Dota sometimes man. Game is so infuriating

Word. Today my friend invited me to play with a few guys I know. Apparently his invitation was for me to play with 4 shitties on the team opposite from all the people I know. Ugh.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Whilst I don't really like him much if Madrid are indeed forcing Di Maria to leave the club then it's obvious a deal could be done.

We have the money. £45m or so would be alright.

 

[L1NETT]

Yo Hitcher,

Fuck Dota sometimes man. Game is so infuriating

I'm a big RTS guy, dabbled in SC2 comp

Where would someone like me even get started getting into DOTA

It seems so....impenetrable with a community of triple filtered wankers

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yo Hitcher,

Fuck Dota sometimes man. Game is so infuriating

I got absolutely buttfucked as Death Prophet last night. Had someone trying to play a captain role as Timbersaw even though he went 0-8, and when anyone ignored his fucking orders he'd throw a hissyfit and do what he wanted rather than helping us out. Was absolutely furious when I had Riki on the other side of a treeline and would have killed him, but DP got stuck running into a fucking tree before getting close enough to pull the trigger, giving him time to go invisible, get his health back, and destroy me as I made my way back to middle.

I feel like I've been promoted a rung in the MMR ladder, and am getting battered all over again

 

[pulga]

lol Hitcher throwing a fit in the WC thread

y u mad brah

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I don't think I could truly like an Everton player who joind us by winding his contract down. I mean, what does that say about their personality?

Like, I'm sure Arsenal loved having Campbell play for them, but did they ever love him? Obviously he's turned out to be a massive bellend since then with the unstoppable stream of shit that billows from his mouth, but even before that.

Big Gay Sol was great for us, but he never had the same place in my heart as other players. He was a Spurs player for a decade and their captain. he was always just a hired mercenary for us.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm a big RTS guy, dabbled in SC2 comp

Where would someone like me even get started getting into DOTA

It seems so....impenetrable with a community of triple filtered wankers

Play it with me bro

 

[subtles]

We're losing the Presence of the Dark Lord for peanuts ;_;

 

[TheLucifer]

GOOSEBUMPS

the sweaty armpits shirt

the deafening jeers

Cannavaro cool as ice, no emotion whatsoever till the last penalty.

Pirlo sprinting for the first time in his life

De Rossi's pen still scares me, it looked wide on TV.

Materazzi :lol conceded a pen, scored a goal, a penalty and provoked Zidane into a headbutt :lol :lol maybe in the next life/dimension/reincarnation we should just stick with Nesta :lol

Pirlo sprinting and smiling. Of course that could only happen when we won the WC.

Nesta getting injured was the worst and best thing that happened to us that year. And Materazzi was the best and worst thing that happened to us that year. Still, dem goosebumps when Grosso scores.

I'm still scared to watch Del Piero's pen, I was sure as hell he was going to miss when I was watching the game live, I even stopped watching the tv and looked at the kitchen instead.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol Hitcher throwing a fit in the WC thread

y u mad brah

I enjoy abusing David Luiz, mainly

 

[Perfect Blue]

I'm a big RTS guy, dabbled in SC2 comp

Where would someone like me even get started getting into DOTA

It seems so....impenetrable with a community of triple filtered wankers

http://www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck

1. Start playing the tutorial
2. Play against bots
3. Play with friends against other humans

That's about it, really. Only way to learn is to play as much as you can. After a while everything will click and you'll be hooked.

I got absolutely buttfucked as Death Prophet last night. Had someone trying to play a captain role as Timbersaw even though he went 0-8, and when anyone ignored his fucking orders he'd throw a hissyfit and do what he wanted rather than helping us out. Was absolutely furious when I had Riki on the other side of a treeline and would have killed him, but DP got stuck running into a fucking tree before getting close enough to pull the trigger, giving him time to go invisible, get his health back, and destroy me as I made my way back to middle.

I feel like I've been promoted a rung in the MMR ladder, and am getting battered all over again

The other day I had a Brewmaster on my team who went mid and literally did nothing all game besides say "(hero name) noob". Wouldn't help in team fights and instead tried to farm an Aghs and eventually did get it... at 35 minutes. -_- then the other day I faced a tri-lane of Pudge, Skywrath Mage, and Tide. Safe to say that didn't end well for us.

 

[Hixx]

It's 2014/15 now u silly melt