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[FootballFan]

Am I the only one who closes my eyes during a haircut, sit back and relax?

I just make smalltalk until it's over usually.

 

[kharma45]

Am I the only one who closes my eyes during a haircut, sit back and relax?

Na. The one I go to now is fairly good looking and is good fun to chat with.

 

[rvy]

It's the truth. He's 36 by the time the season starts and he'll be coming off a major injury. Even if he performs well, there's no telling how he'll play towards the end of the season. He's lost athleticism from age and injury.

That's not the knife though. The knife is reminding me that I have to sit through at least 2 Lakers seasons before we even dream about being competitive, much less having a shot.

 

[Coldnoodle]

What's going on as Tesco UK peeps?

 

[HotHamWater]

Am I the only one who closes my eyes during a haircut, sit back and relax?

I'm pretty sure I'd piss myself laughing if I walked in a barbers and some dude was sat there getting a hair cut with his eyes closed

 

[Yurt]

Na. The one I go to now is fairly good looking and is good fun to chat with.

Mine asked me about Morata two days ago


I'm bringing a book and my Beats next time

 

[rvy]

Mine asked me about Morata two days ago


I'm bringing a book and my Beats next time

I don't get this. You're in Vietnam and people know about Morata?

 

[Mr Cola]

All of this teaches me that I should stop telling real life stories on gaf or in the mumble. To think one of my best friends at University was a sheep that lived out the back of my house.

 

[Linius]

I usually talk a bit when I'm getting a haircut. The same girl has been doing my hair since I was nine or ten.

 

[figadapaura]

Am I the only one who closes my eyes during a haircut, sit back and relax?

I can't sit back and relax because my hair is too long. Actually, I usually have to stand up while the back is done.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I'm pretty sure I'd piss myself laughing if I walked in a barbers and some dude was sat there getting a hair cut with his eyes closed

Why?

It's not like they are cutting my hair for the first time. Plus, mine is pretty simple to cut.

I am always afraid of cut hair falling into me eyes, especially as they start cutting towards the front. At that point, my eyes stay closed.

 

[King_Moc]

Am I the only one who closes my eyes during a haircut, sit back and relax?

I close my eyes when they're using the scissors directly in front of them as my hair is about that length. Other than that, no.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I'm more fascinated by this unbending structure you have in your life.

Why don't you buy 3 days worth of fruit at one time?

 

[Willkiller]

Cola you're legitimately the most interesting person in this thread.

All of this teaches me that I should stop telling real life stories on gaf or in the mumble. To think one of my best friends at University was a sheep that lived out the back of my house.

GOAT story. Elliot will back me up.

Tragic, beautiful and hilarious all as the same time.

 

[Yurt]

I don't get this. You're in Vietnam and people know about Morata?

A Moroccan who supports Barca too!

 

[kharma45]

I'm more fascinated by this unbending structure you have in your life.

Why don't you buy 3 days worth of fruit at one time?

I'd go mad and get a week's worth.

 

[inky]

Whose hair is worse? Vidal or Palacio?

Better yet, would you rather choose to have a rat tail, or pretend there's nothing wrong with your flowing mane like Paletta does?

For as shitty as it is I actually don't mind Vidal's. I think it fits his face and head shape, lol.

 

[Mr Cola]

I'm more fascinated by this unbending structure you have in your life.

Why don't you buy 3 days worth of fruit at one time?

Because its a nice ritual that forces me to exercise, bit more expensive sure but I like routine.

 

[rvy]

A Moroccan who supports Barca too!

You know the weirdest people.

 

[Yurt]

You can keep your Hiroshawn

My dude is Cola


Edit: innit rvy :lol

 

[FootballFan]

All of this teaches me that I should stop telling real life stories on gaf or in the mumble. To think one of my best friends at University was a sheep that lived out the back of my house.

m8, you can give that same story to anyone in person and they will tell you the same thing(just take off your earphones so you can hear them).

/FF-Attack

 

[KidA Seven]

You can keep your Hiroshawn

My dude is Cola

My dudefu Bud is better.

 

[HotHamWater]

Why?

It's not like they are cutting my hair for the first time. Plus, mine is pretty simple to cut.

I am always afraid of cut hair falling into me eyes

I don't know man, now I just have this image of a dude reclining with his eyes closed, quivering with fear while getting his hair cut by some sweaty dude.

 

[Elchele]

I go to budgens every day, I buy the same items and its never been an issue before, this was a newer person who hadnt served me before and I have no idea what I did wrong. This isnt an interaction that requires me to talk, its not like I was looking at her and ignoring her, I was just listenint to stuff and packing/looking outside. I answered her when I realised but it was rude as fuck on her behalf to force me to talk to her and answer a useless question.

I honestly dont see anything wrong here

typical premface

 

[Hixx]

will

get a fucking ps4 headset you cheb. you were the only one who played with us not in the party. you anti social FUCK

 

[Salvadora]

Because its a nice ritual that forces me to exercise, bit more expensive sure but I like routine.

Surely you're getting exercise regardless because of the football?

I only buy sweet n' things like that because I have no self control.

 

[LanceVance]

I can't sit back and relax because my hair is too long. Actually, I usually have to stand up while the back is done.

Lmao you what

Does it go down to your arse or something?

 

[Clegg]

Because its a nice ritual that forces me to exercise, bit more expensive sure but I like routine.

R u Karl Pilkington?

 

[Willkiller]

Cola please type the sheep story up

will

get a fucking ps4 headset you cheb. you were the only one who played with us not in the party. you anti social FUCK

I don't have one I plan on getting one before TLOU though

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I don't know man, now I just have this image of a dude reclining with his eyes closed, quivering with fear while getting his hair cut by some sweaty dude.

I am relaxed, not quivering with fear lol

I get my hair cut in India, so sweaty dude part might be right.

 

[kharma45]

I am always afraid of cut hair falling into me eyes, especially as they start cutting towards the front. At that point, my eyes stay closed.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Haha I love this thread

My life is so regular

 

[Hixx]

Cola please type the sheep story up



I don't have one I plan on getting one before TLOU though

You've not got any headphones with a mic in that came with a phone? Even they work. Be a bit tinny but at least you will be able to hear Kyoufu. Which makes every game better.

 

[rvy]

R u Karl Pilkington?

Is this a character in Futurama? I think this is a character in Futurama. An alien or something.

 

[Yurt]

My dudefu Bud is better.

Bud is amazing <3 but Cola is unintentionally funny :lol that's the best kind of funny :lol


Cola I'm buying you a drink next time I'm in the UK, don't bring a book or your headphones with you pls

 

[Linius]

Haha I love this thread

My life is so regular

#normalpeople

 

[Salvadora]

Where abouts in India are you Cartoon?

 

[Mr Cola]

Surely you're getting exercise regardless because of the football?

I only buy sweet n' things like that because I have no self control.

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

 

[kharma45]

Haha I love this thread

My life is so regular

It's making me feel extremely normal :lol

I was gonna go to sleep at 1 as I've golf in the morning but I'm getting FOMO from this.

 

[Hixx]

Bud is amazing <3 but Cola is unintentionally funny :lol that's the best kind of funny :lol


Cola I'm buying you a drink next time I'm in the UK, don't bring a book or your headphones with you pls

Cola isn't unintentionally funny, he is knowingly hilarious

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Really, like when they cut in front

Where abouts in India are you Cartoon?

Western side, state of Gujarat. City of Vadodara

 

[FootballFan]

#normalpeople

m8...you listen to bands with names like Monitor Power Button, how about MTV top 40 like me, DC89 or Viva.

#RealMusic
#RealPeople
#JudgeJudy

 

[Vivalaraza]

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

I don't know how to react to this

hahahahahaha

You're awesome

 

[kharma45]

Really, like when they cut in front

Do you not have eyelashes?

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

I miss playing FIFA now.

 

[Willkiller]

You've not got any headphones with a mic in that came with a phone? Even they work. Be a bit tinny but at least you will be able to hear Kyoufu. Which makes every game better.

Nope, I need to look for the one the PS4 came with tomorrow. I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

But like I said, getting one before TLOU!

 

[rvy]

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

 

[figadapaura]

Lmao you what

Does it go down to your arse or something?

lol no, it's about boob length

the chair just gets in the way so I have to stand for her to cut a straight line

it happens in every hairdresser I go to

 

[Linius]

m8...you listen to bands with names like Monitor Power Button, how about MTV top 40 like me, DC89 or Viva.

#RealMusic
#RealPeople
#JudgeJudy

Am I a Normal Person?

 

[Salvadora]

I empathise Mr Cola.

Some young kids are genuinely a menace.

Western side, state of Gujarat. City of Vadodara

Ah, must be difficult to follow United from over there.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Do you not have eyelashes?

I do. But I also I guess have an irrational fear of anything getting close to my eye, even if it's just a cut hair. I can't wear contacts for same reason.