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[Mr Cola]

Cola please type the sheep story up



I don't have one I plan on getting one before TLOU though

Ill retell a few when i get back into fifa 15, i miss the mumble already

 

[FootballFan]

figarupda pls

just cut your hair short

what thread am I in.

 

[rvy]

I empathise Mr Cola.

Some young kids are genuinely a menace.

Will you change your username to Mesut if Arsenal wins the league? You're not a girl, I don't understand it.

I could understand Salvador.

 

[Clegg]

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

Omg

You really are Karl Pilkington.

 

[L1NETT]

If I went to get my haircut and there was a geeza reading a book and somebody else asleep and I wouldn't know what to think

 

[figadapaura]

True, but I love exercise. I cant guarantee football either, I go to this astro pitch thing outside every day and if the young kids show up sometimes they try to take my ball or my bag, had to replace my ball twice, little shits can have it. I wish I was young and quick

I'm sorry I laughed, that's really shitty.

 

[FootballFan]

Am I a Normal Person?

Listen to this m8. DC's favourite song of all time he says.

 

[Salvadora]

Will you change your username to Mesut if Arsenal wins the league? You're not a girl, I don't understand it.

I could understand Salvador.

Um, I am a girl.

Just don't advertise it or Wilbur would be sending me pictures of his taint.

 

[kharma45]

If I went to get my haircut and there was a geeza reading a book and somebody else asleep and I wouldn't know what to think

It'd go something like this

Um, I am a girl.

Wat.

Spoiler

I just presume everyone here is a fella.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Um, I am a girl.

Just don't advertise it or Wilbur would be sending me pictures of his taint.

What

No you're not

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Ah, must be difficult to follow United from over there.

I started following United around 1999 from India, but nothing regular. Then went to US, was there for 12 years. Started following them regularly there and yea it continues to India. What makes it easier now is all games are streamed on Star Sports for like 15 pounds for whole season.

My parents hate it.

Because EPL games fall in prime time during weekend, everybody asks me what I am doing this weekend and I am like...watching football. lol

 

[figadapaura]

figarupda pls

just cut your hair short

what thread am I in.

I wouldn't suit short hair

although I do need to get my hair trimmed

 

[Salvadora]

What

No you're not

What do you think Andy is short for?

Andrea.

 

[Willkiller]

Ill retell a few when i get back into fifa 15, i miss the mumble already

I miss it too. Couple of months though and we'll be back.

God, I miss Broken.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I make sure I pay attention during my haircut cos there's nothing worse than your hair not being just how you wanted it.

I don't trust them.

 

[HotHamWater]

I've just got a packet of Jaffa Cakes. I intend to eat them all. #normalperson

 

[kharma45]

What do you think Andy is short for?

Andrea.

Don't toy with us.

 

[Linius]

Sal pls

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What do you think Andy is short for?

Andrea.

Andy doesn't need to be short for anything?

 

[FootballFan]

Um, I am a girl.

Just don't advertise it or Wilbur would be sending me pictures of his taint.

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora

Who would've thought.

 

[Elchele]

what the hell

 

[Clegg]

I make sure I pay attention during my haircut cos there's nothing worse than your hair not being just how you wanted it.

I don't trust them.

M8

Short back and sides.

 

[LanceVance]

Number 4 in the back and sides and a trim on the top is what I get

None of this fashion haircut shite

 

[Mr Cola]

I miss it too. Couple of months though and we'll be back.

God, I miss Broken.

Hes getting married and having a kid, he has made more progress than anyoen else in the club since its inception and his answer to if he is happy about it is "err, yeah, you know, kinda"

Best club member ever

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I make sure I pay attention during my haircut cos there's nothing worse than your hair not being just how you wanted it.

I don't trust them.

My hair is easy to cut and non one has yet screwed it up. In India, I tip the hair cutter (which 99% of Indians don't) and they remember me and give me great service.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I think Cola would thrive in countries like Japan where social interactions are a bit different.

 

[L1NETT]

I've just got a packet of Jaffa Cakes. I intend to eat them all. #normalperson

At 1.17?

Living life on the edge

Number 4 in the back and sides and a trim on the top is what I get

None of this fashion haircut shite

Yup

If anyone here gets the football's haircut crap I'm gonna give you a wedgie

That's not on

 

[Vivalaraza]

M8

Short back and sides.

That's basically my haircut too but I have to give some details. I don't have fancy hair or anything but people still manage to mess it up now and then.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Hes getting married and having a kid, he has made more progress than anyoen else in the club since its inception and his answer to if he is happy about it is "err, yeah, you know, kinda"

Best club member ever

He went from not answering his girlfriend's calls to getting married and having a baby in maybe two weeks tops.

 

[rvy]

Um, I am a girl.

Just don't advertise it or Wilbur would be sending me pictures of his taint.

This explains how you can support Arsenal for so long and not feel any joy but just insane amounts of pain.

I believe you, story checks out.

I'm amazed that there are any male Arsenal supporters in existence. Only a woman would be able to endure this much pain and not give up.

 

[Willkiller]

Hes getting married and having a kid, he has made more progress than anyoen else in the club since its inception and his answer to if he is happy about it is "err, yeah, you know, kinda"

Best club member ever

Is that a joke? Holy shit I'll have to message him to give my congratulations.

I wonder if he bought that property with his dad to hide his aunt in :lol

 

[kharma45]

I make sure I pay attention during my haircut cos there's nothing worse than your hair not being just how you wanted it.

I don't trust them.

I just tell them to trim it, and then get inundated with questions. Above ear, below ear? How much off? Which side do you wear your hair to? Want it thinned out? Want this shorter?

JUST TRIM IT BACK

New barber is good mind. She has skillz with a razor.

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora

Who would've thought.

Lightning is a girl too? Waaaattttt.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Um, I am a girl.

Just don't advertise it or Wilbur would be sending me pictures of his taint.

post pics of your boobs pls

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is that a joke? Holy shit I'll have to message him to give my congratulations.

I wonder if he bought that property with his dad to hide his aunt in :lol

What

Hahahahahahaha

You guys are nuts

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I think Cola would thrive in countries like Japan where social interactions are a bit different.

Or India. Social Interactions with strangers are non existent.

I visit a store regularly, almost every day. Guy there knows me. Always has a fucking frown on his face.

 

[Clegg]

post pics of your boobs pls

Not necessarily proof that one is a female nowadays.

 

[rvy]

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora

Who would've thought.

I thought we squashed this rumor last time? He got testy.

Wait, he supports Arsenal?

 

[FootballFan]

I think Cola would thrive in countries like Japan where social interactions are a bit different.

Is it Sweden where apparently it is considered weird to sit next to someone on a bus/train?

Suen pls confirm.

 

[HotHamWater]

At 1.17?

Living life on the edge

Summer's fucked my sleep.

+1 to the short back and sides club. It's the closest I've got to a regular hair cut and I can't be arsed to mess around trying other shit any more.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I thought we squashed this rumor last time? He got testy.

Wait, he supports Arsenal?

Lightning is one of the three Dutchmen who support Arsenal.

 

[Elchele]

Bielsa's Marseille destroyed Leverkusen 4-1

 

[Salvadora]

Don't know if this would fit in the Mr Cola category, but I recently took a passport photo to the hairdressers to show them what I wanted.

Felt a bit weird doing that, but it's sort of necessary else you mumble something.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Don't know if this would fit in the Mr Cola category, but I recently took a passport photo to the hairdressers to show them what I wanted.

Felt a bit weird doing that, but it's sort of necessary else you mumble something.

See, I just have to go:

Same style, Just make it shorter

Done.

I have had same hairstyle since I remember combing my own hair.

I guess I am boring that way.

 

[subtles]

Bielsa's Marseille destroyed Leverkusen 4-1

He's back in it.

YES

 

[rvy]

Lightning is one of the three Dutchmen who support Arsenal.

Are you one of the other 2?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Are you one of the other 2?

Aye

 

[HotHamWater]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

 

[Elchele]

the original Blue power ranger (David Yost) opened a Fb page and is uploading behind the scenes photos of the Power Rangers from the 90s and some other things. cool stuff https://www.facebook.com/DavidYostActor?fref=ts

 

[rvy]

Aye

But you're not even British. Why would you voluntarily harm yourself? If I'm gonna support a Prem team, I'll go with the richest Muslim I can find.

the original Blue power ranger (David Yost) opened a Fb page and is uploading behind the scenes photos of the Power Rangers from the 90s and some other things. cool stuff https://www.facebook.com/DavidYostActor?fref=ts

He left because he was gay.

I remember this.

They shot all the good parts in Japan.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

The best part about being in India...Shave costs me 30 Rs. at the nice A/C barber I go to. So that's like 0.30 pounds. I don't shave at home anymore.

I did get a full on professional shave in US a few times. You feel very refreshed after it. But expensive as fuck.