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[Baconsaurus Rex]

Because I'm not a cunt

 

[Elchele]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

what are you talking about man
old folks go all the time to get that done where I get my hair cut. Is not a hipster thing to do, but I don't really see the point of it aside from enjoying the moment if you really like those kinds of things.

Also I wouldn't trust a guy with a knife right against my neck. yuck

 

[Willkiller]

Salva can't be a girl. If he was we'd be dating by now, the new Shorty and Horse

What

Hahahahahahaha

You guys are nuts

Quiche probably remembers more from that story than I do.

I say story, we overheard him talking to his dad and yeah...they were considering buying a derelict properly on the cheap to put his aunt in :lol :lol

 

[kharma45]

The best part about being in India...Shave costs me 30 Rs. at the nice A/C barber I go to. So that's like 0.30 pounds. I don't shave at home anymore.

I did get a full on professional shave in US a few times. You feel very refreshed after it. But expensive as fuck.

I had to pay £12 the last time after being used to £6. I felt robbed.

Quiche probably remembers more from that story than I do.

I say story, we overheard him talking to his dad and yeah...they were considering buying a derelict properly on the cheap to put his aunt in :lol :lol

Why did he never mute his mic? I will always remember his sister's interludes.

 

[rvy]

Because I'm not a cunt

Shots fired.

 

[KidA Seven]

At 1.17?

Living life on the edge



Yup

If anyone here gets the football's haircut crap I'm gonna give you a wedgie

That's not on

That's basically my haircut too but I have to give some details. I don't have fancy hair or anything but people still manage to mess it up now and then.

This is the hairstyle I have when it's at it's longest. It's usually a tad shorter than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9U98N2vdHU

No idea when I'll go back to having short hair again.

 

[figadapaura]

the original Blue power ranger (David Yost) opened a Fb page and is uploading behind the scenes photos of the Power Rangers from the 90s and some other things. cool stuff https://www.facebook.com/DavidYostActor?fref=ts

He's the only one I remember. I guess I stopped watching after the movie came out.

 

[Yurt]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

yes sometimes, but I like shaving on my own and it's faster :lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

I'm gonna trim my beard tmrw morning. I'm scared. I've worked hard to get some wispy bits going. I hope they survive.

 

[Willkiller]

Why did he never mute his mic? I will always remember his sister's interludes.

Hahahaha yeah, we heard his phonecalls with his girlfriend, his conversations with his father, we heard his sister shouting down the mic :lol

I love him with all my heart.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

All this reminds me I need to get a pedicure again

 

[Clegg]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

Not a chance.

I've seen Sweeney Todd.

I know how this ends.

 

[Vivalaraza]

All this reminds me I need to get a pedicure again

Calm down

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Calm down

My feet are sore. It must happen next week.

 

[rvy]

All this reminds me I need to get a pedicure again

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora
cartoon_soldier

 

[Yurt]

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora
cartoon_soldier

i cant

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

While we're on the subject, does anyone have any experience with getting a professional shave (face ofc you dickheads). Something like this.

It seems like it'd feel fucking incredible, and I personally detest shaving, but it also seems like an incredibly hipster-ish thing to do.

Hell no

Straight razors were made to slit throats

 

[rvy]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/3b7098bfcbface58036802edc6ea7910/tumblr_n8yju5gove1tws179o1_1280.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

That looks like one of those plastic dolls that dudes have sex with. That does not look like a real person.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Shortyme
Lightning
Salvadora
cartoon_soldier

Jeez. A guy can't get a pedicure even

Nice Beard.

Hell no

Straight razors were made to slit throats

Straight Razors is the norm in India. Really gives a better, closer shave. Love it.

 

[Mr Cola]

When you get your back hair tapered and they use a straight razor and go over it, i fucking love that feel and sound. Its a weird sensation, its like it hits a pleasure nerve.

 

[Yurt]

That looks like one of those plastic dolls that dudes have sex with. That does not look like a real person.

WHICH ONE OF THEM RVY

WHICH ONE

-

Night guys :]

 

[figadapaura]

They look really happy.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I know that but I have seen too many movies to trust them.

Lean back, close your eyes and leave your neck awfully exposed to a literally razor sharp blade. Nope.

 

[HotHamWater]

what are you talking about man
old folks go all the time to get that done where I get my hair cut. Is not a hipster thing to do, but I don't really see the point of it aside from enjoying the moment if you really like those kinds of things.

Also I wouldn't trust a guy with a knife right against my neck. yuck

I guess the hipster thing is from people I hang out with group never discussing it. Fuck it though, I'll give it a go at some point. I might struggle finding a highly rated barber that does shaves in my area, though.

Don't get the straight razor fear, really. A razor blade could cut you just as easily, and I'd like to think that my immediate presence wouldn't make a barber immediately want to kill me. I mean, I'm not being rude and reading while getting a shave, or anything.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I am unable to keep a full beard.

But I have had a goatee (or as they call it in India...french cut) since 12th grade

 

[figadapaura]

I know that but I have seen too many movies to trust them.

Lean back, close your eyes and leave your neck awfully exposed to a literally razor sharp blade. Nope.

It's hard to stay employed after you start slitting people's necks open. Unless you think your barber might have something against you, in which case fair enough.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

It's hard to stay employed after you start slitting people's necks open. Unless you think your barber might have something against you, in which case fair enough.

tbf, if you think your barber has something against you, DON'T fucking go there anymore.

 

[rvy]

WHICH ONE OF THEM RVY

WHICH ONE

-

Night guys :]

There's more to that picture than Marchisio's blue eyes?

It's like I'm drowning in an ocean of pure bliss.

Nirvana.

Jeez. A guy can't get a pedicure even

Sure you can. But then don't go and wipe your ass with toilet paper after a poop, like a savage. If you care enough about your feet to get a pedicure, you should care enough about your asshole to wash it instead of spreading your poop around it.

 

[FootballFan]

I know that but I have seen too many movies to trust them.

Lean back, close your eyes and leave your neck awfully exposed to a literally razor sharp blade. Nope.

Bacon pls. Do you grow beards or shave yet?

I don't remember how old I was when I first had to shave my beard.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Sure you can. But then don't go and wipe your ass with toilet paper after a poop, like a savage. If you care enough about your feet to get a pedicure, you should care enough about your asshole to wash it instead of spreading your poop around it.

I know I am just digging my own grave here but...

Before my US trip, it was all water in India.

After being in US though...can't do it. TP all the way.

People in India don't use TP, they can't afford it anyway.

 

[rvy]

I know I am just digging my own grave here but...

Before my US trip, it was all water in India.

After being in US though...can't do it. TP all the way.

People in India don't use TP, they can't afford it anyway.

That's like going from driving a Lambo to a Fiat Punto.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

It's hard to stay employed after you start slitting people's necks open. Unless you think your barber might have something against you, in which case fair enough.

It's my primal instinct. Same thing goes for flooring it after turning off the lights in your basement.

Bacon pls. Do you grow beards or shave yet?

I don't remember how old I was when I first had to shave my beard.

Can't call it a beard exactly. Not yet. But I do need to shave whatever patches of hair there are.

 

[HotHamWater]

It's my primal instinct. Same thing goes for flooring it after turning off the lights in your basement.

my mum hates flying. when she saw the MH17 news she just looks at me and says "SEE!" lol fuck off mum u cunt

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Nothing like having a straight razor shave by a hot Japanese girl at Dunhill Tokyo. Expensive as fuck but worth every penny.

 

[figadapaura]

Iron Banner is back tomorrow. I'll hopefully get some items this time.

 

[LNBL]

I know that but I have seen too many movies to trust them.

Lean back, close your eyes and leave your neck awfully exposed to a literally razor sharp blade. Nope.

Oh man. I was at the barber last week and it was the first time I asked him to trim and fix my beard ( I usually just trim it myself). So as soon as he picks up that razor and starts cutting near my troath I just kept imagining him cutting me open haha.

 

[GQman2121]

That AA foliage.

 

[Elchele]

what a shit weekend. I hate finals

 

[cartoon_soldier]

what a shit weekend. I hate finals

Cheer up mate

Just think about how much shity the week was for so many other people...

 

[Croyles]

Cheer up mate


Just think about how much shity the week was for so many other people...

Yeah. Someone somewhere died this week. Your life is great.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Yeah. Someone somewhere died this week. Your life is great.

No, that happens every week. But last week, I mean with:

MH17
Gaza Invasion
Allegri replacing Conte

was especially a stand out.

 

[Croyles]

No, that happens every week. But last week, I mean with:

MH17
Gaza Invasion
Allegri replacing Conte

was especially a stand out.

Now you made me sad.

 

[Salvadora]

Arsenal signed Debuchy this week, so some good happened in the world.

 

[Hixx]

Also budgins Watford branch got someone new on the till

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Also, this picture.

That tattoo...why would you why.

Arsenal signed Debuchy this week, so some good happened in the world.

Moyes era was officially over. That was good too.

 

[Willkiller]

Also, this picture.



That tattoo...why would you why.

Fuck No

 

[Coldnoodle]

Also, this picture.



That tattoo...why would you why.

Wtf is on her feet

 

[subtles]

Some pictures should never be posted here.

 

[Croyles]

Wtf is on her feet

Fungus

 

[Coldnoodle]

Some pictures should never be posted here.