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[DominoKid]

Clevgod plzzzzzz

 

[Vivalaraza]

Mmm...dats the real Clev

 

[Sviatoslav]

SUICIDE. WATCH.

 

[Lambda Pie]

we got the B team on pitch tonight.

SUICIDE. WATCH.

Russia gonna end second in the group.

 

[3Sixty]

Quietly, Gerrard is playing worse than anyone else out there.

 

[Meier]

Alderweireld looks like Macklemore with his current haircut.

 

[L1NETT]

Quietly, Gerrard is playing worse than anyone else out there.

Was gonna say this. His hollywood passes are more John Carter than The Dark Knight.

 

[panty]

Rooney just retire you cunt :lol

 

[confuziz]

Alderweireld looks like Macklemore.

You mean macklemore looks like alderweireld. He always had that look lol

 

[Freewheelin']

Nice skills from Welbz

 

[Wes]

They're talking about Clev's pass like he just parted the Red Sea. He hit a ball behind a way too high up Scottish back line and Theo just beat his man. But I suppose completing a straight forward pass for England is progress for Clevfraud.

 

[fuenf]

Be that as it may, it still doesnt make fuck all sense to have goddamn Bender in whilst playing Gundogan as a #10 and Ozil on the bench.

They need to stabilize their defense and Khedira is still running around like a headless chicken. With Götze as false 9 they can afford fielding 3 CMs and arent as reliant on Özil as they currently are.

 

[3Sixty]

Based Ibra

 

[noal]

But they're not.

I hope people aren't letting last nights U21 result go to their heads. If the future of England is last nights U21 side then you can fast forward 10 years and find yourself having this exact conversation.

Exactly. I'm probably a bit older than most in here but it's the same cycle all the time. Until we change the way we train our youngsters to actually try and keep the ball and be comfortable with it then England will always fail. It's like a hot potato sometimes and we always resort to type if things aren't going our way.

We don't need to lose the passion; just use it in a better way.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Snodgrass's skull and crossbone pirate boots are the best.

 

[Clegg]

Shit.

Clev is gonna be Carrick's main partner for the new season.

Shit.

 

[spidye]

lol at the defense.

unbelievable

 

[keit4]

Bruno Gama starting in the bench :/

 

[Vivalaraza]

They're talking about Clev's pass like he just parted the Red Sea. He hit a ball behind a way too high up Scottish back line and Theo just beat his man. But I suppose completing a straight forward pass for England is progress for Clevfraud.

It was a good pass wasn't it?

It's okay to say these guys can do something good.

 

[Milchmonster]

Dat Lahm.
Dat Müller backtracking.

 

[Oersted]

German defense in Beginners-AI mode.

 

[Lightning]

lol at the defense.

unbelievable

I take it Mertesacker is not playing very well?

 

[fuenf]

lol at the defense.

unbelievable

Löw should hire Trappatoni or Rehagel as defensive coordinator, it's getting laughable.

 

[dc89]

That was a really nice pass by Clevz for Walcott. Or was it a shot? With Clevz you never know.

 

[Milchmonster]

I take it Mertesacker is not playing very well?

I wouldn't even say that lol

Obviously, Merte was asleep before the 0-1 but after that he didn't really stand out, neither in a negative nor a positive way.

 

[Wes]

It was a good pass wasn't it?

It's okay to say these guys can do something good.

He's not as good as that Belgian whiz kid Jizzujazz

 

[spidye]

I take it Mertesacker is not playing very well?

the whole midfield and defense is in shambles. not just mertesacker. schmelzer, hummels, khedira

 

[fuenf]

I take it Mertesacker is not playing very well?

Well he's not tripping over his own feets, but that's all.

 

[Meier]

Close for de Bruyne. That would have been cool.

 

[Bumhead]

My betting is in the gutter tonight.

Absolutely horrendous day.

Germany and Brazil need to step it up.

 

[fuenf]

I wouldn't even say that lol

Obviously, Merte was asleep before the 0-1 but after that he didn't really stand out, neither in a negative nor a positive way.

Btw. Milch do you know what happened to Phantast2k? Havent seen him around in a long time.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He's not as good as that Belgian whiz kid Jizzujazz

Oh.

You were trying to be funny.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Going to watch the Portugal game to see if Lambda will get a Vita or not.

Also, RVP really needs to whisper something in Ronaldo's ear.

 

[confuziz]

Dem hostile portugese people. What a shit country to live in.

 

[3Sixty]

Now i remember why i don't watch England friendlies.

Wake me if Lambert gets on.

 

[panty]

Zlatan with 4 goals

 

[Randdalf]

England are so bad, Roy should just give in to his inner desires and play Carroll and Lambert up front, with Gerrard pinging Hollywood passes from midfield, and a couple of fat lumps in defense clobbering anyone who gets near.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Man, England's defence used to be really solid. Frail now.

Johnson is alot better than Walker IMO. Not many other options at CB though...

 

[Lightning]

the whole midfield and defense is in shambles. not just mertesacker. schmelzer, hummels, khedira

At least it isn't only our player. Lol

 

[deroli]

HAHAHA dat paraguayan efficiency. Media's reaction will be glorious, no matter how the second half turns out. Paraguay had 4 shots and Neuer conceded three goals? Get Weidenfeller on the pitch asap!! But I'm still confident we will win this... 5:3. We just need to make better use of our chances and start defending properly.

 

[Mr.Marston]

What a pass from Wilshere.

 

[Randdalf]

What a decision from the linesman

 

[CrashBandicoot]

What a shit decision there.

The whistle went and he still shot, should be booked

 

[Croyles]

Lol. Our defense (Germany) is fucking terrible. Granted they haven't played together in about 6 months (vs USA and Ecuador it was the B/C team), but it doesn't make it any less terrible.

Time for some new manager blood I think, and get rid of Khedira.

 

[Wes]

Time to put Wilshere back in the fantasy team.

Oh.

You were trying to be funny.

Can't compete with the hilarity of these performances.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Danny playing like shit, Russia sucked his talent dry.

edit: holy shit, this dutch team is bad.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Rooney has been complete shit.

Bet he thought he'd put on a show.

Fatty.

 

[3Sixty]

Rooney has been complete shit.

Bet he thought he'd put on a show.

Fatty.

He is injured in fairness.

 

[noal]

Hopefully the second half will be better. Going to make a cup of coffee; might need it.

 

[Lightning]

Rooney has been complete shit.

Bet he thought he'd put on a show.

Fatty.

Since you're stuck with him for the season be grateful England are giving him match fitness.


Hodgson gave assurances Wilshere wouldn't play 90minutes so he better not play the whole second half.