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[Oxx]

If you saw this. You wouldn't even think of saying that.

It's like a stew.

Fish stew with both hands.

 

[Yurt]

I wish we had someone to take Pirlo's place.

Technically, Bonucci did tonight, but yeah. Pogba can I guess, when needed.

Spoiler

Verratti next season

To be fair to Pirlo though, he had Hernanes up his ass.

 

[dc89]

Joan Roman scored the only goal as Barca B won 1-0.

Send him and Denis back pls.

 

[Mr.Marston]

So pumped for the NLD tomorrow. Really glad NBC got the coverage rights for the BPL way better than when Fox had it.

3-0 to Arsenal.

 

[Barzul]

3-0 to Arsenal.

5-2 you mean? lol

 

[brokenbeans]

It's all gone quiet regarding targets for us and that worries me.

 

[K1LLER7]

If I'm calculating this right, Messi has been in the toilet now for 45 minutes.

But your DC.

He probably left like an hour ago

 

[K1LLER7]

It's all gone quiet regarding targets for us and that worries me.

Here you go

"Marca: United are willing to meet Hererra €36m release clause."

Great tactic to put tomorrows opponents off.

 

[CrunchyB]

lol @ PSV, 0-0 against Cambuur on their 100th birthday, that's so sad.

Almost makes up for Twente's game :/

 

[Lambda Pie]

lol, the most disinterested, disconnected, apathetic, decomposing Benfica since the 2000/01 season and the best Sporting since Bento still can't beat us, even with a offside-born goal. and these cunts have the nerve of saying they have a shot at the league.

but whatever, the real story of the match is Jesus out. as soon as possible.

 

[brokenbeans]

Here you go

"Marca: United are willing to meet Hererra €36m release clause."

Great tactic to put tomorrows opponents off.

Good old Marca

 

[K1LLER7]

lol, the most disinterested, disconnected, apathetic, decomposing Benfica since the 2000/01 season and the best Sporting since Bento still can't beat us, even with a offside-born goal. and these cunts have the nerve of saying they have a shot at the league.

but whatever, the real story of the match is Jesus out. as soon as possible.

Jesus to Newcastle.

Pardew to Benfica

 

[Splatt]

Nice to see L. Markovic playing good.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Jesus to Newcastle.

Pardew to Benfica

 

[Linius]

lol @ PSV, 0-0 against Cambuur on their 100th birthday, that's so sad.



Almost makes up for Twente's game :/

It's not sad, they have Guus to make it a good party.

PARTY HARD

 

[K1LLER7]

"Arsenal made a bid for Valencia GK Guaita, club hasn't responded yet. [@dimarzio]"

Just what Arsenal need.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Anyone got a gif of the first Vidal goal? I want to watch Pogba's pass on loop.

 

[dc89]

But your DC.

He probably left like an hour ago

Nope. He's still in there.

Latest update: it's had 3 flushes, the water is touching the rim, it's brown in colour, the toilet brush head is in there somewhere, he has a bucket, no window.

 

[TeegsD]

lol, the most disinterested, disconnected, apathetic, decomposing Benfica since the 2000/01 season and the best Sporting since Bento still can't beat us, even with a offside-born goal. and these cunts have the nerve of saying they have a shot at the league.

but whatever, the real story of the match is Jesus out. as soon as possible.

Why you mad? Theres still plenty of games to come, you guys still haven't fallen far enough

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's all gone quiet regarding targets for us and that worries me.

I honestly don't think we will sign anybody.

 

[Tc91]

"Arsenal made a bid for Valencia GK Guaita, club hasn't responded yet. [@dimarzio]"

Just what Arsenal need.

Rafael Hernández ‏@RafaelH117 9m
Guaita is a good goalkeeper. Barcelona showed interest in June and Valencia said he only leaves if the €30m release clause is covered.

€30m

That's Arsenal out then.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Why you mad? Theres still plenty of games to come, you guys still haven't fallen far enough

i'm mad cause i'm gonna wake up tomorrow and Jesus will still be there.

 

[Suen]

Immobile hat trick is all i want tomorrow.

Immobile is coming to Arsenal.

Messi is fucked btw. Someone help him.

€30m

That's Arsenal out then.

thought that was confirmed few weeks ago.

 

[Barzul]

€30m

That's Arsenal out then.

They know they aren't getting anywhere near that for him.

 

[Zabojnik]

To be fair to Pirlo though, he had Hernanes up his ass.

I guess, but he's been playing like his engine is running at 60% for some time now. And we've been playing one game per week. What happens when PL starts? Conte needs to come up with a decent alternative, a plan B. Fast.

Anyone got a gif of the first Vidal goal? I want to watch Pogba's pass on loop.

I'll gif everything as soon as I get a decent source.

 

[K1LLER7]

Nope. He's still in there.

Latest update: it's had 3 flushes, the water is touching the rim, it's brown in colour, the toilet brush head is in there somewhere, he has a bucket, no window.

Ugh nasty

:lol

Tell him to walk out and hope for the best.

 

[Barzul]

I'd love to see Herrera in the premier league, hope Man U get him.

 

[brokenbeans]

I honestly don't think we will sign anybody.

All the targets we are looking at all seem to be available if we just bid a few mil extra, I think it's gonna be a busy last day because we seem to playing hard ball.

 

[Oxx]

Where is Messi? Public toilet?

 

[Willkiller]

What do you guys think of up dog?

 

[kharma45]

Nope. He's still in there.

Latest update: it's had 3 flushes, the water is touching the rim, it's brown in colour, the toilet brush head is in there somewhere, he has a bucket, no window.

I don't understand what's wrong with him.

 

[Clegg]

I honestly don't think we will sign anybody.

And we generally don't sign any first team players in the January window.

Concerning times for us.

 

[dc89]

Where is Messi? Public toilet?

Work toilet.

There's only two people on duty. Him and a female colleague.

 

[Suen]

UK-GAF. I've been to London several times and realized that I've never eaten fish and chips....like not even once. I'm mindblown, you'd think it would be one of the first things I'd try just because of how strongly associated it is with Britain. Am I missing something?

 

[K1LLER7]

I guess, but he's been playing like his engine is running at 60% for some time now. And we've been playing one game per week. What happens when PL starts? Conte needs to come up with a decent alternative, a plan B. Fast.

I'll gif everything as soon as I get a decent source.

You needed Nani, but you've missed out.

Napoli will win Serie A.

 

[brokenbeans]

Where is Messi? Public toilet?

Elbow deep in farty toilet water.

 

[Linius]

UK-GAF. I've been to London several times and realized that I've never eaten fish and chips....like not even once. I'm mindblown, you'd think it would be one of the first things I'd try just because of how strongly associated it is with Britain. Am I missing something?

Lol, I ate that in mainstreet in Gibraltar aka cool Britain and it's nothing special

 

[MrKaepora]

Someone tell Jardim to down the tone a notch. For someone who scored a goal in offside position and had a penalty forgiven, he sure talks a lot about referees.

 

[Barzul]

Deals I think Arsenal can pull off: Di Maria, Guiata, Kaka

Deals I hope we pull off: Draxler, Guiata, Di Maria, Striker

 

[Mastadon]

Someone tell Messi to go to the doctors. Or eat some fucking fibre.

 

[Clegg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Barzul]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lol

 

[Lightning]

United are making me feel better in this window. Just funny.

The 2 biggest clubs in england not run by oil money yet we don't pay the money, despite our wealth, to land our targets. You would think Arsenal were Swansea the way Wenger runs our club. The cunt.

 

[Shake Appeal]

You're getting Fellaini and you'll be grateful.

 

[Tc91]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:lol someone was obviously bored.

 

[omgkitty]

So pumped for the NLD tomorrow. Really glad NBC got the coverage rights for the BPL way better than when Fox had it.

I'm excited to finally have some games in HD. Fox is utter shit if you ask me.

 

[fuenf]

Holy crap finally played the Puppeteer Demo. What a game, what a magical experience.

 

[K1LLER7]

Work toilet.

There's only two people on duty. Him and a female colleague.

Tell him, if she asks about the smell, it's his cologne.

Messy by Messi

 

[Suen]

Lol, I ate that in mainstreet in Gibraltar aka cool Britain and it's nothing special

Gibraltar is fake territory bro, has to be from the british islands.

Spoiler

kidding <3

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Not even Juventus' final form. When Llorente comes back shit will get real.