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[Tc91]

Can't keep Tom 'I do nothing' Cleverley on in the 2nd half. Get him the fuck off.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Its obvious. The situation: you're 1-0 down to the club that captained John O'Shea. JOHN O'SHEA. They don't have a manager, they're bottom of the league. You have a squad that, last season, won the title.

You look to your trusted general. You look to Ryan Giggs.

 

[pappe]

If we loose this match we can be in the bottom 5. Bottom 5!!!!

 

[Gambit]

tonight's Bayern game shows why Shaquiri is normally not part of the starting eleven. He is just not quite there yet. He doesn't know where all the others are positioned and just starts running with the ball. His side is much worse than Ribery's. (Also because of Alaba, of course).

Anyway, still enjoying the game

 

[The_Joker]

lol @ ribery kissing that dude

lol @ ribery pushing the dude first

 

[Zabojnik]

Giakk is everywhere.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

800 minutes since the last open play goal

 

[Blablurn]

lol @ ribery pushing the dude first

lol @ hsv

 

[Fergie]

Can't keep Tom 'I do nothing' Cleverley on in the 2nd half. Get him the fuck off.

He's like our Milner. Puts the ninja work in, only noticed when he fucks up.

 

[dc89]

This is a title winning United team. So is Moyes bad or did Fergie have that rare ability of polishing turd?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

We're so bad I want to vomit. Our CMs are fucking cowards to the point that passing the ball forwards looks like the most Herculean task for them.

Adnan and Nani are the only ones not completely disgracing themselves.

RVP and Rooney's movement is so basic.

 

[pappe]

He's like our Milner. Puts the ninja work in, only noticed when he fucks up.

I would rather take Milner.

 

[Yurt]

He was scoring left and right in Conte's first season though.

Indeed he was.

We would've won Coppa Italia with him.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Can I get a gif of Sakho making an immense block, and then 3 towering, clearing headers?

 

[JonnyBrad]

Who is this Jack O'Reeny and why is he not in the Ireland squad?

 

[The_Joker]

lol @ hsv

lol@ bayern trying to get our record... and lol @ bayern fans being assholes like always

 

[Sleeplessnights]

You were right, wasted at United.

Take him back, let him link with dreamMesut.

800 minutes.

 

[Brinbe]

This is a title winning United team. So is Moyes bad or did Fergie have that rare ability of polishing turd?

both

 

[Barzul]

This is a title winning United team. So is Moyes bad or did Fergie have that rare ability of polishing turd?

He did, I'd been wondering for years how United kept winning after Ronaldo left. Now I know, it was Fergie.

 

[ShogunX]

If Sunderland finish the job in the second half we will be 9 points ahead of Man U after 7 games. Madness that. Arsenal could potentially be 11 ahead.

 

[Yen]

Can I get a gif of Sakho making an immense block, and then 3 towering, clearing headers?

I want a gif of Suarez nutmegging a Palace defender with a rabona.

 

[Fergie]

Its obvious. The situation: you're 1-0 down to the club that captained John O'Shea. JOHN O'SHEA. They don't have a manager, they're bottom of the league. You have a squad that, last season, won the title.

You look to your trusted general. You look to Ryan Giggs.

Giggs doesn't care. He's fingering Rachel Riley in the stands.


Loads of our players not on form. Really need to play Kagawa in place of Clev, but it won't happen. Moyes won't get it in his head.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

This is a title winning United team. So is Moyes bad or did Fergie have that rare ability of polishing turd?

Both. One of the greatest managers in the history of the sport has been replaced by Mr. Upper-Mid Table.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I was going to say, admittedly I don't watch every United game but has UnitedGAF not had enough of Tom Cleverley by now?

He's the footballing equivalent of an ipod shuffle

 

[spidye]

Stupid game. So many chances but it's just 1-1

This game reminds me so much of last years. We lost that game:-(

 

[Rad-]

You were right, wasted at United.

Take him back, let him link with dreamMesut.

RVP has been one of the worst performers for us this season. He needs to wake up.

 

[Blablurn]

lol@ bayern trying to get our record... and lol @ bayern fans being assholes like always

Der Klügere gibt nach

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Playing boring football is NOT the only option. Even with the injuries our squad is still much better than most teams we play against, and yet we still get outplayed. The catenaccio against Ajax was a deliberate strategic choice, Allegri said this himself. He is a fucking coward and doesn't deserve to coach Milan.

Wait for the squad to get healthy. Allegri will have them playing well when everyone is healthy. he wants to play attacking football, but there are no quality creative players and Robinho needs to fuck off back to Brazil.

Their is no magical solution that a new manager will bring in.

I would gladly have Allegri at Arsenal

Spoiler

I find it so strange as an Arsenal fan I am constantly wanting Wenger gone but defending Allegri. Italian Bias

edit: just saw your edit. they have no players who can hold onto the ball. Monto is an extremely shit Pirlo. I want him out of la nazionale

 

[Ushojax]

This is a title winning United team. So is Moyes bad or did Fergie have that rare ability of polishing turd?

Moyes is not bad, he's just not a demigod like SAF. The players are playing like wimps, they should take the blame. We saw the same that time Froggie said he was retiring before changing his mind.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I was going to say, admittedly I don't watch every United game but has UnitedGAF not had enough of Tom Cleverley by now?

He's the footballing equivalent of an ipod shuffle

But but Clevgod.

 

[dc89]

Honestly felt my dick pulse more at the hedgehog gutter brush advert on talksport than I did for the preceding 45 minutes

https://twitter.com/NathanRB_61/status/386541927812063232

LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[pappe]

Atleast United and Moyes has proven 1 thing. Confuziz was wrong. Managers are important.

 

[kharma45]

I was going to say, admittedly I don't watch every United game but has UnitedGAF not had enough of Tom Cleverley by now?

He's the footballing equivalent of an ipod shuffle

I did a good while ago, contributes fuck all. Put me out there for half the wages, I bet I could pass 5m sideways to Carrick or back to Vidic just as well.

 

[The_Joker]

Stupid game. So many chances but it's just 1-1

This game reminds me so much of last years. We lost that game:-(

 

[bud]

You were right, wasted at United.

Take him back, let him link with dreamMesut.

800 minutes.

i didn't even say that as an arsenal fan. i don't care that he's playing for united, i wouldn't care if he went to the spurs or whatever shit club he could've gone to; i genuinely love van persie as a footballer, and i just want to see him do well wherever he plays. someone that magnificent shouldn't be reduced to being played as a poacher.

he's not van nistelrooy.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'm bored of predicting/suggesting who should be substituted, Moyes only substitutes Kagawa out.

Spoiler

800 fucking minutes

 

[jordisok]

seriously adam fucking johnson is the least intelligent player in the PL, it actually offends me to watch the fucking pleb.

 

[Tc91]

Peter Schmeichel said that De Gea save is one of the best he's seen in the PL.

It was an unreal stop, he's moving the other way as well and to tip it round the post.

 

[Jack cw]

Stupid game. So many chances but it's just 1-1

This game reminds me so much of last years. We lost that game:-(

Nope. It's like last years 2:1 in Leverkusen. We'll win this with 4:1.

 

[pappe]

At this rate we are gonna have another DVD. Cant wait.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'd love to laugh at United but we're one defeat and a United win away from being in the same situation.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

i didn't even say that as an arsenal fan. i don't care that he's playing for united, i wouldn't care if he went to the spurs or whatever shit club he could've gone to; i genuinely love van persie as a footballer, and i just want to see him do well wherever he plays. someone that magnificent shouldn't be reduced to being played as a poacher.

he's not van nistelrooy.

I feel the exact same way about RVP, I absolutely love him. I'm hurt seeing him like this.

He deserves better, he deserves to have last year every year.

 

[spidye]

Nope. It's like last years 2:1 in Leverkusen. We'll win this with 4:1.

If we win I'll buy you a beer

 

[Tc91]

I'd love to laugh at United but we're one defeat and a United win away from being in the same situation.

Want to swap managers?

 

[Salvadora]

I feel the exact same way about RVP, I absolutely love him. I'm hurt seeing him like this.

He deserves better, he deserves to have last year every year.

Last year was the same though (to a lesser degree).

I want to see the Van Persie we saw at Arsenal again. This United version is a shade of him. He is much more than wonder goals.

 

[Wes]

The lottery is now £2 a ticket? WTF.

 

[José Mourinho]

Want to swap managers?

No thanks!

 

[bud]

wilbury, give that misscinderella girl on your twitter the d. she's craving for it. just keep making jokes and gradually shift towards making sexually charged jokes involving the two of you.

60% of the time, it works every time. please understand.

 

[dc89]

The lottery is now £2 a ticket? WTF.

Yep. First week of it being that new price.

 

[Elchele]

Stupid game. So many chances but it's just 1-1

This game reminds me so much of last years. We lost that game:-(

We had lots of chances. We just lack Mandzukic