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[Wilbur]

if my wife finds out about my porn and sent an ominous text about a talk, how screwed would I be?

Text her back a photo of your genitals

Tell her it's a deal breaker

Porn or holy matrimony

You must decide

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Willkilla you've not even edited your post.

Truly a newcastle fan.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wilkiller and Wilbury, edit that shit you brainfairts

Wait they actually posted the real photo? I want that guys.

 

[arkon]

if my wife finds out about my porn and sent an ominous text about a talk, how screwed would I be?

Your future is about as bleak as Benzema's future at Madrid.

 

[Batigol]

Solution:

avoid the sun
sit inside
play with cock
lament Thiago

I will do all that except the last one. I don't care much for Thiago. Instead, I will lament Falcao

 

[Messi]

Wait they actually posted the real photo? I want that guys.

Just a ms paint drawing

 

[Vivalaraza]

Turok has a wife?

If I were you I'd be more concerned about her discovering Benzema.

 

[Willkiller]

Thought I did, turns out I just replied.

For those that saw it. It will stick in your memory, but remember, what I have seen is the real thing. I looked Nathan's custard launcher right in the eye.

And what I saw was...

Spoiler

beautiful

 

[Fry]

Guys stop being urethras

'What's a urethra?'

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Text her back a photo of your genitals

Tell her it's a deal breaker

Porn or holy matrimony

You must decide

see, the thing is, hentai is allowed but not porn.
she may or may not have found my 3D porn :S

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just a ms paint drawing

That was some weak shit, I see dickbutt posted all the time. That is not just a dick, but a butt too.

 

[Batigol]

see, the thing is, hentai is allowed but not porn.
she may or may not have found my 3D porn :S

Gonna need you to elaborate on the 3D stuff

 

[Freewheelin']

see, the thing is, hentai is allowed but not porn.
she may or may not have found my 3D porn :S

:lol :lol

just tell her it's an accurate example of what you want to do to her

It might turn her on

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Gonna need you to elaborate on the 3D stuff

computer generated, not real life peeps.

 

[shortyme]

see, the thing is, hentai is allowed but not porn.
she may or may not have found my 3D porn :S

She's ok with you watching cartoons fuck but not real people?

 

[Wilbur]

Would she let you fuck her wearing a synthetic Karim mask, no make up

 

[PrematureQuiche]

My bro has the same amount of hair you fucking cunts, haven't seen any hair on his snail trail or legs

Don't even know if he has a magnificent arse like me

Besides, look at Quiche. Wooden you must have seen his pubic area, no way is he hairier than me

Honestly I have more hair then I wished. So fuck you and your hairless body

 

[Suen]

He's searching the love of his life.

You got it wrong bro

 

[Willkiller]

:lol :lol

just tell her it's an accurate example of what you want to do to her

It might turn her on

How the fuck is he going to grow 12 tentacles and have a beaver's face?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Honestly I have more hair then I wished. So fuck you and your hairless body

Get some veet mang (nsfw, contains ass, although mostly covered up in creme) http://i.imgur.com/XIbZJvs.jpg

 

[Turok_TTZ]

:lol :lol

just tell her it's an accurate example of what you want to do to her

It might turn her on

I'll go with that, wish me luck gents!

worse case scenario I will be pegged and tied up tonight :/

 

[Wilbur]

Get some veet mang (nsfw, contains ass) http://i.imgur.com/XIbZJvs.jpg

the copenhagen weekend album

 

[KidA Seven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XOj06CgcHbA


Oh my lord wooden :lol

 

[Fry]

Honestly I have more hair then I wished. So fuck you and your hairless body

Go to bed, child

 

[Freewheelin']

How the fuck is he going to grow 12 tentacles and have a beaver's face?

Biology bro

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Get some veet mang (nsfw, contains ass) http://i.imgur.com/XIbZJvs.jpg

I fucking hate you. I don't know why I clicked it!

 

[Vivalaraza]

I wanna know when Lloyd is gonna get a Neo-GAF account.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Get some veet mang (nsfw, contains ass, although mostly covered up in creme) http://i.imgur.com/XIbZJvs.jpg

I need to stop clicking your links.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I fucking hate you. I don't know why I clicked it!

Some guy I once went and saw a concert with uploaded it to his facebook. You should totally google his and his band name : Shat Jeff Wood

 

[Wilbur]

I wanna know when Lloyd is gonna get a Neo-GAF account.

Never

Certainly not for FootyGAF

not interested at all in sports

Fucking turkey

 

[bud]

speaking of hentai: the first ever porn site i went to was dragonball-x.com. sadly, it's not online anymore. i was 11/12 when we got our first desktop computer. this was back in 2000 or 2001. i was very much into dragon ball z at the time, and one of my friends had told me about that site.

oh, chichi...
oh, bulma...

 

[Fry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XOj06CgcHbA

NAKAMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Never

Certainly not for FootyGAF

not interested at all in sports

Fucking turkey

I don't see why that would stop him from posting ITT tbh.

Also, Willkiller's pins are gorgeous.

 

[Timurid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XOj06CgcHbA


Oh my lord wooden :lol

Too bad he is shit in england.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't see why that would stop him from posting ITT tbh.

Also, Willkiller's pins are gorgeous.

Everyone in here talks about football during the day at least :lol

Plus he's 12. Just... just no. And he's a really obnoxious poster, on Facebook he's all lol xd guys like for Jesus hate for anal

 

[KidA Seven]

speaking of hentai: the first ever porn site i went to was dragonball-x.com. sadly, it's not online anymore. i was 11/12 when we got our first desktop computer. this was back in 2000 or 2001. i was very much into dragon ball z at the time, and one of my friends had told me about that site.

oh, chichi...
oh, bulma...

Same here bro. Although I found it strange to find a picture of Pikachu destroying Bulma's anus.

 

[K1LLER7]

Tesco Direct site is down and I want to order Mario and Luigi for £25

In other news, De Gea sounds like Torres when he speaks English.

Best Keeper in the PL speaks English.

Shame he won't be having his Spanish teammate anytime soon.

 

[FootballFan]

I love newspapers, title :

EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic laments club missing out on Lewandowski and Cavani


Actual quote in the article :

"Of course they are great players and would have been great at Chelsea," Ivanovic said at a charity event hosted by World No.1 Novak Djokovic.

Goal.com does this for literally every article.

"Robinho: I am God"

Actual quote "they treat me like a God here"

Of course all the comments were religious people hating him without reading the actual quote.

 

[shortyme]

Get some veet mang (nsfw, contains ass, although mostly covered up in creme) http://i.imgur.com/XIbZJvs.jpg

I hate you so much. Why the fuck do I ever click on your links?

 

[Willkiller]

Tesco Direct site is down and I want to order Mario and Luigi for £25

In other news, De Gea sounds like Torres when he speaks English.

Best Keeper in the PL speaks English.

Shame he won't be having his Spanish teammate anytime soon.

Just started playing

Shorty you love the ass

 

[Timurid]

Tesco Direct site is down and I want to order Mario and Luigi for £25

In other news, De Gea sounds like Torres when he speaks English.

Best Keeper in the PL speaks English.

Shame he won't be having his Spanish teammate anytime soon.

Suso!

 

[Wilbur]

What is the Mario and luigi thing?

Almost finished TLOU, Top spin is pissing me off. Need to find something to play until GTA

 

[Kikarian]

What is the Mario and luigi thing?

Almost finished TLOU, Top spin is pissing me off. Need to find something to play until GTA

Play TLoU again. :lol

 

[Messi]

I hate you so much. Why the fuck do I ever click on your links?

WHAT.THE.FUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Sleeplessnights]

What is the Mario and luigi thing?

Almost finished TLOU, Top spin is pissing me off. Need to find something to play until GTA

Want a Top Spin match tomorrow?

The match of the pharaohs.

 

[Wilbur]

Play TLoU again. :lol

Good shout

But dunno. It's amazing but it's like.., The Shining is my favourite movie ever. Can't watch it every week though.

Could watch Anchorman and Shaun of The Dead every week. Could play uncharted two every week

Don't think I could play TLOU again so soon despite it being a fucking masterpiece

Might play uncharted 2 then

But not right now. Watching community.

 

[Willkiller]

WHAT.THE.FUUUUUUUUCK

It's just cream bro.

Already in love with Mario and Luigi and I'm only 10 mins in

Edit: Wilbs, strange, I read and watched a shit-ton about The Shining today

 

[Vivalaraza]

Tesco Direct site is down and I want to order Mario and Luigi for £25

In other news, De Gea sounds like Torres when he speaks English.

Best Keeper in the PL speaks English.

Shame he won't be having his Spanish teammate anytime soon.

I ordered mines yesterday.

Yesssss.

But William says you can DL for £30 which is alright.

 

[KidA Seven]

Shinji said Tevez lived 50 m away from him.



The more you know.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I hate you so much. Why the fuck do I ever click on your links?

Do you know how badly that stuff burns? Bet you he had a red ring of for a full week at least.