Lunchbox and Naughty God
Wooden and Bjaelke
Arnie and Qindarka
Pulga and FootballFan
Messi and Jeff
Elsk and humanity
Salazar and Kermit
Fry and Clegg
What is the best footyGAF double act
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vivalaraza said:Lmao now he's combing his hair. This is surreal.
If Mkh has gone to Dortmund and Isco went Madrid, Thiago ain't coming.
Fucks sake.
vivalaraza said:Originally Posted by LabouredSubterfuge:
That's some special ed. logic there Viva.
Things never work out that well.
City and Liverpool miss out on their two main targets and we get ours?
We just got Moyes, God won't bless us this soon again.
Late but it has to be Messi - Jeff. I just find it hilarious for some reason. Fry and Clegg not far behind.
All those people you mentioned should strive to be more like Fady/Quiche.
Shaqiri is a legend in the making.
I don't think I like us being the outright favorites to win the league. I would love for us to make a CL push, but that may be stretching us a bit thin in Mou's first season back. I have know doubt he'll get his third with us eventually though.
Did everyone have us as the favorites in Ancelotti's first season?
I don't think I like us being the outright favorites to win the league.
FWIW you aren't favorites for me. It'll be Utd or City.
We're the dark horses I tell ya.
Coutinho's going to run train on the whole premier league
Does anyone think it's a coincidence that Guardiola and Thiago left for Bayern shortly after a certain drug (I can't remember which one it was but I'm definitely not making this up) was banned in Spain. That drug is still legal in Germany.
Guardiola got banned from football for 4 months for failing a drugs test. It's one of the worst best kept secrets in football that he's still a drugs cheat. If you look into it, you'll realise that the great Barcelona team were/are a team of drug cheats run by the father of drug cheats, Pep Guardiola. Do you think it's a coincidence how all of their players just got really good after Frank Rijkaard left. Do you think it's a coincidence that Spain keep winning everything. Do you think it's a coincidence that Messi is a stupid little drugs cheat. Do you think it's a coincidence that Pique couldn't even get a game at United then became a first choice starter for Barcelona a few months later. Do you think it's a coincidence that everyone involved in doping knows that La Liga is full of drugs cheats.
There's so much information about this on the Internet. Look it up. I don't like the idea of Pep "confirmed drugs cheat, let's not even pretend it didn't happen. It's easy to win an appeal 8 years later when everyone has forgotten about it" Guardiola spreading all his drugs cheating around Europe. Do you think it's a coincidence that he plays the worst tactics in the world but due to his team being full of drugs cheats, they keep winning.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ot...e-Patricia-Santamaria-to-cover-up-doping.html
If I do quit football, and it's looking very likely (I'll give it until midnight on the 1st of September), I'll only return to this thread when it's proven that Guardiola dopes his players, and I'll accept all your adulations with the utmost modesty.
The fact of the matter is that Guardiola is a convicted drugs cheat and Fuentes has worked with Barcelona.
Who is this guy and why is he so amazing
lololololololol
Seriously
I fucking love you
I don't think I like us being the outright favorites to win the league. I would love for us to make a CL push, but that may be stretching us a bit thin in Mou's first season back. I have know doubt he'll get his third with us eventually though.
Did everyone have us as the favorites in Ancelotti's first season?
FWIW you aren't favorites for me. It'll be Utd or City.
Me too, i'd favour city.
1. Chelsea.
2. Liverpool
3. Manchester City.
4. Arsenal
5. Everton
6. Aston Villa.
7. Sunderland.
8. Norwich
9. Swansea
10. Tottenham
11. Newcastle
12. Southampton
13. West ham
14. West Brom
15. Man United
16 Hull
17. Cardiff
Where is spanish wrath? He was the og cool Madrista. Now we are stuck with Pulga.
remember when I said you were a cunt over whatsapp?
<3
Just another man utd supporter who hasn't built a bridge after pep denied Mr Ferguson 2 more cl trophies.
frustrated with moyes after 2 days and looking for answers/excuses. Can't handle his team potentially not being favourites now that saf isn't there
FF pls. He's spot on and you know it deep down.
So Barca, Madrid and rest of La Liga use drugs but not good ol' Man United? :lol
17. Cardiff
So Bild aparrently reporting that Pep is interested in Ozil. LOL what a fucking bitch, I remember when we had Ozil and we only needed to pay like 8 millions for him because he wanted to come to Barcelona and Pep shot the deal down. Now Pep wants him? I eagearly await Pep's crazy transfers at Bayern.
to Bayern fans, Pep bought Chigrynski, Henrique (this was when Tito prefered T.Silva back in 2008), Caceres, Ibra, Hleb... All flopped at the club. His only good transfers were Alves and Mascherano, and I give Mascherano to Messi more than anything, Messi lobbied hard for the club to buy Mascherano (Guardiola apparently had his doubts and Messi convinced him). All those shit transfers while giving away Eto'o and Yaya Toure.
thats the guardiola fraud act
-go to a club with a winning squad
-live off that for a few years while bringing in his shit transfers
-leave when they start to get shit
he made a career off rijkaard's squad, now he's extending that paycheck with heynckes'
Latest mercato news / rumors / bullshit:
- both Southampton and Norwich are after Quagliarella, apparently there's a 12M offer on the table, Fabio allegedly isn't opposed to a move to England, Marotta is expected to meet both clubs this week [God, please let it be true.]
Pikmin 3 looks gorgeous.
Hitcher. My man. Some epic comedy sketches from the above.
"E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!"
And then there's Bottom. Which is just mental throughout!
Football-gaf constantly disappoints me in it's overlooking of Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted and Bottom in 'best comedy' conversations.
Peep Show doesn't hold a candle to any of them.
Also, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia is better than Arrested Development
She hasn't done anything of note in ages. Kinda weird.
Goalkeepers - Hugo Lloris, Brad Friedel, Heurelho Gomes.
Defenders - Kyle Walker, Kyle Naughton, Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Jan Vertonghen, Michael Dawson, Steven Caulker, Younes Kaboul, Danny Rose.
Midfielders - Aaron Lennon, Andros Townsend, Gareth Bale, Tom Huddlestone, Mousa Dembele, Sandro, Scott Parker, Jake Livermore, Tom Carroll, Gylfi Sigurdsson, Lewis Holtby.
Forwards - Clint Dempsey, Jermain Defoe, Emmanuel Adebayor.
Pikmin 3 looks gorgeous.
Soton and Norwich ain't playing around this summer.
Football-gaf constantly disappoints me in it's overlooking of Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted and Bottom in 'best comedy' conversations.
Peep Show doesn't hold a candle to any of them.
Also, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia is better than Arrested Development
Meh not that controversial of a statement, Sunny is amazing, you'd have quite a few people agree with you.
Now the real question, Mad Men vs Breaking Bad.
Discuss.
Now the real question, Mad Men vs Breaking Bad.
It's sad how Justified often gets left out in the 'Best TV Series' discussion.
Meh not that controversial of a statement, Sunny is amazing, you'd have quite a few people agree with you.
Now the real question, Mad Men vs Breaking Bad.
Discuss.
Liverpool wants Shaqiri? 23m?
Not sure how I feel about it, but if we have to give a player away, Shaqiri is probably the best choice.
nooooooooooooo
shaqiri is awesome. he is THE next winger. he is our next robben/ribery
i don't want him gone. if he goes I will be devastated
we should give him to liverpool on a loan. IF we really wanna get rid of him. dont want him to leave either.Liverpool wants Shaqiri? 23m?
Not sure how I feel about it, but if we have to give a player away, Shaqiri is probably the best choice. Not that he's bad or anything, but I like Kroos and I'd prefer it if he stayed.
I don't want anyone to go, but if we *have* to let one go, who would it be?