no he's notChrist Moyes trying to sign any fucker!
Football-gaf constantly disappoints me in it's overlooking of Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted and Bottom in 'best comedy' conversations.
Peep Show doesn't hold a candle to any of them.
Also, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia is better than Arrested Development
You see, sometimes I troll you for your own good.
One more thing on Suarez, Kike Marin is seen to be reliable on Arsenal's striker target dealings this summer, said ages ago that Higuain was third choice behind Rooney and Suarez.
He has then reported today that Arsenal's second bid for suarez is now £40m. Whether is is enough to do a deal with Liverpool we will see but I would say with confidence he is now our first choice striker target. Read more here
Think if we wanted to push through with Higuain it would of been like a week ago when Sid Lowe reported on it.
I'm surprised Alan Partridge doesn't get quoted more often on matchdays. God, what I'd give to have him commentate one match for real for a laugh.
"SHIT!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...That, was a goal."
no he's not
fabreshit bid is a pr stunt. it won't happen, he will rot in the barca bench. we will get baines and osman and finish 3rd
And RSVPs hadn't even gone out on my Cesc party. You and Viva have saved me the effort.
[Warning: Blasphemy]Mads is the suavest motherfucker on TV right now. Seriously. #bowtothecannibalisticking
I fucking read that that annoying mug David Tennant was close to getting the role... The show would have been dog shit had that gone through.
Mario GomezFiorentina is so scary this year. I hope they finish above Napoli and get third.
Gomez could've done better than Fiorentina :/
Mario Gomez
Joseph Iličić - Joseph Red - Ljajic
So the rest of Europe can have their Cavanis, their Falcaos and their Mkhitaryans. The Premier League doesn't need them. No, next season will be when most Premier League clubs give young players predominantly English a chance to shine
Been at the coast without Internet for a while. What's the transfer news I've missed (Liverpool and others)? If Suarez leaves for arsenal for less than 50m I'd be annoyed.
Been at the coast without Internet for a while. What's the transfer news I've missed (Liverpool and others)? If Suarez leaves for arsenal for less than 50m I'd be annoyed.
Been at the coast without Internet for a while. What's the transfer news I've missed (Liverpool and others)? If Suarez leaves for arsenal for less than 50m I'd be annoyed.
[Warning: Blasphemy]
I think I enjoyed Mads' version of Hannibal more than Anthony Hopkins.
And let's not get our hopes up, I'm sure it'll get canceled sooner or later since it was created by Bryan Fuller.
Mario Gomez
Joseph Iličić - Joseph Red - Ljajic
I can believe this, but I still think it's going to be a very difficult negotiating process even if the transfer does go through.
I have my doubts about Suarez to Arsenal for 3 reasons;
1. Arsenal will have to pay £5 million to £10 million more than Madrid, as we're not going to sell for a reasonable amount to the club we're actively trying to displace.
2. Arsenal would need to break their transfer record by a significant amount (maybe double?) to get to that price. If Suarez' disciplinary record is as big an issue to the club hierarchy as it is to some of it's fans, that won't happen.
3. Suarez will probaby want a pay hike upon signing, which would likely decimate Arsenal's wage structure.
Basically, if this is going to happen, then Arsene and the board need to be prepared to step outside of their comfort zones in a massive way.
According to @dimarzioChelsea and Napoli are both interested in Higuain, while Real Madrid wants to include him in Suarez deal
There will be a second season of Hannibal at least, so that's something. This is one show that I don't want see go down the long winded road. I think I read the wish from the creators is to see 7 seasons? Fuck that - it would ruin the show.
I will try to give counters to these points,
1. Can Madrid afford another £40m signing after Isco and Illaramendi? Their striker position has been interesting to me because I thought if they could they would of gone for Cavani because he so obviously wanted to play for them. They probably could afford Suarez but they haven't bid yet. This seems a valid point and could scupper us.
Also a thing to consider with them buying these young spanish talents, I would say it's because they do not want the spanish national team in the future to be dominated by Barcelona like before, so they now have Carvajal, Isco, Illaremendi - Do they look to give Jese and Morata a chance in the first team? Real Madrid developing home grown talent would certainly be something new but might fit in with this approach?
2. Yep this would be a massive change, our transfer record is £15m but this would be the summer to do it, we have been overly cautious but the club is absolutely loaded. We have Gazidis did comment that we could make this kind of transfer. We are estimated to have a budget of £70m minimum and could push over that easy. This is due to saved money in the bank, new shirt sponser deal at around £25m a season, new kit deal next year sorted at £30m max a season, new TV deal.
3. Can you give an estimate for Suarez's current wage, think I've heard around £110k a week? We can match this and probably easily go up to £150k, the personal agreed terms for Higuain think were around £130k - £150k a week
Higuain + €12m in the Spanish media.Tanc says Liverpool should expect an offer of €5m-10m plus Higuain for Suarez in a couple of days.
God that final equalizing header against Chelsea that sent all our members here into meltdown was brilliant.
I think it would match up though, did you see the Telegraph this morning? Mentioned that Liverpool have a fair amount of cash to spend still.I don't want Higuain, personally, but I trust Di Marzio's intel, as he's been spot on so far in this window.
How brutal would it be on Arsenal if we sold their primary target to another club, then took their secondary target? Not worth it though.
Tanc says Liverpool should expect an offer of 5m-10m plus Higuain for Suarez in a couple of days.
Calenda (agent Marquinhos): "The club told us he could leave. There are offers from PSG, Man United and Barcelona."
Come to us son, come to us.
Calenda (agent Marquinhos): "The club told us he could leave. There are offers from PSG, Man United and Barcelona."
Come to us son, come to us.
I'd snap their hand right off.Tanc says Liverpool should expect an offer of 5m-10m plus Higuain for Suarez in a couple of days.
United really don't need a 19 year old centre back.
Illarramendi for 34m12M+Higuain for Suarez is way too much. Higuain is worth more.
United really don't need a 19 year old centre back.
Didn't Marquinhos start in midfield or was that someone else?
Smalling, Evans, GarayWe'll need another center-half when Rio retires, especially with Vidic over 30 now. I'd say it's justifiable so long as the priority is on bringing in a midfielder or two.
Illarramendi for 34m
This. Your current squad is more than enough to survive the CL group stage.
Jonathan Northcroft ‏@JNorthcroft
In Bangkok Moyes didn't sound like missing out on Thiago would be too big a blow. He wants a DM and a Scholes-like all-rounder.
Steve Bates ‏@sbates_people
Myself and other Sunday journos had lunch with Moyes in Bangkok last Friday he identified a goalscoring midfield playmaker as #mufc priority