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[Hasphat'sAnts]

Javi should never play a Supercup match again. The European Supercup destroyed him last year (despite his heroics) and now this.

God he was so good. Cut from the same cloth as Mueller and Robben, psychotically competitive. Plus he called Ronaldo a clown to his face once so he's good in my book forever.

Ugh. Day ruined.

 

[Arnie]

Picture Kolo Toure in a Bayern kit.

Because that's where this course of events is taking us.

Or Agger, you can have him, like.

In Malaga airport using Spanish 3G on my work contract. So getting fired when I'm home.

 

[3Sixty]

You better build a bigger tunnel in your stadium for the Liverpool match m8

Loooooooool

Lallana might get stabbed before the game.

 

[Pennywise]

Hofmann and Durm are playing pretty good.

 

[Milchmonster]

Did they already boo him during the warm-up before the game? Otherwise I would have expected him to test if there's any good will from the WorldCup left over...

I don't know, ZDF didn't show anything.

 

[fuenf]

Pep got lucky Neuer wanted to play. Don't wanna imagine how this game would've ended with Starke back there..

 

[Arnie]

Loooooooool

Lallana might get stabbed before the game.

I can't think of anything less intimidating than the South Coast of England.

 

[Milchmonster]

How are Boateng and Lewa getting along, BayernGAF?

They really hated each other in every match I've seen them play.

 

[Yurt]

If they would go for Bender, Völler would make him a Juventus player in less than a week.

YES JuveGAF

God I love him

what a glorious man

what a glorious face

it fucking drips glory. Fucking put it it all in a cup and DRINK IT

I want you in my body Voller, I want to pee you and feel you in my penis

 

[Salvadora]

The FUCK?

Don't believe that.

Doesn't make sense that he would be released (or sold) considering Amos is still at the club.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Don't believe that.

Doesn't make sense that he would be released (or sold) considering Amos is still at the club.

Yea, doesn't make sense to me either.

 

[Hixx]

It annoys the shit out of me that safc.com reports on the Ladies team as well.

"Trio called up"

Oh dear, who are we going to be missing...

"Brogan McHugh, Emma Kelly and Lauren Briggs have all been named in the England under-19 Development Squad for a camp at St George’s Park at the end of August."

Thanks, safc.com! I'm so happy I know this.

 

[Milchmonster]

Fuck off, Lahm you cunt

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What a shit challenge from Bayern player

 

[Pennywise]

Dat Spiderman.

 

[3Sixty]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

#FUCKBAYERN

 

[KidA Seven]

KLOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[Esch]

what a glorious face

it fucking drips glory. Fucking put it it all in a cup and DRINK IT

I want you in my body Voller, I want to pee you and feel you in my penis

 

[Koko]

Auba!

 

[Tc91]

Fantastic goal.

Bow down to Klopp.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

DORTMUND 2

#FuckBayern

 

[Milchmonster]

Auba


looool

Dat Auba Micky partnership will be glorious

 

[Yen]

Great goal

 

[fuenf]

roflt @ the reporter criticizing Boateng. He looked like the only one in our defense that was actually aware of the situation. Where the fuck was Dante.

And Bernat will flop hard... so far he has shown absolutely nothing, not even flashes.

 

[Tobinishi]

AUBAMMMMM

Lewa looks so average in this game, it's not even funny anymore.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

God I love him

what a glorious man

what a glorious face

it fucking drips glory. Fucking put it it all in a cup and DRINK IT

I want you in my body Voller, I want to pee you and feel you in my penis

He looks even better with a fresh squirt of phlegm in his mullet.

 

[3Sixty]

I can't think of anything less intimidating than the South Coast of England.

Don't mess around in #Shankhampton

 

[Yurt]

Piszczek is the most underrated player in the world

he's only underrated because no one really knows how to type his name without googling and they can't be arsed to include him

 

[brokenbeans]

I can give you mine.

Sure why not?! Lol.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

AUBAMMMMM

Lewa looks so average in this game, it's not even funny anymore.

He's not getting much help from midfield. It's expected.

 

[Milchmonster]

And Pep was crying about going in too hard just a week ago

Get fucked you shit cunts

 

[fuenf]

And Pep was crying about going in too hard just a week ago

Get fucked you shit cunts

Dont worry, Pep is already screwing us over.

 

[Ingeniero]

Bayern without Pizarro is a disgrace.
#PEPOUT

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Piszczek is the most underrated player in the world

he's only underrated because no one really knows how to type his name without googling and they can't be arsed to include him

I've been drumming up Piszczek for 3 years now. He and Lahm and so far ahead of every other fullback in the world it's kind of a joke.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

And Pep was crying about going in too hard just a week ago

Get fucked you shit cunts

.

 

[Yurt]

He looks even better with a fresh squirt of phlegm in his mullet.

hai bacon

long time no quote

 

[Pennywise]

Piszczek is the most underrated player in the world

he's only underrated because no one really knows how to type his name without googling and they can't be arsed to include him

Yeah, but nobody expected him to get this good when he played at Berlin.
He really is one of the best signings Klopp and Zorc made.


And fucking hell, history repeats once again.
Most players here really need a year to get into the team.

Auba and Micky will be great this year.

 

[Yurt]

I've been drumming up Piszczek for 3 years now. He and Lahm and so far ahead of every other fullback in the world it's kind of a joke.

your hate for Juve aside for a minute, Lichtsteiner is up there too! He really IS fucking good.

 

[Blablurn]

Great day.

 

[KidA Seven]

So apparently we have numbers 5,7 and 9 open

Can we dream?

No. 7 and 9 were open last season. 9 was open since berbatove left.

Fuck dreams.



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Pls don't get rid of Lindegaard. Amos fucking sucks donkey dick. I hate him. I really do.

 

[Esch]

"Bayern will easily defeat them, they're just"

a bunch of MLS rejects
BOREussia Dortmund

 

[Nicktendo86]

We already dreamt and woke the fuck up.

Up to you if you wanna go back to bed.

See you in the morning.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Not sure why RVP said no to being number 9

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

your hate for Juve aside for a minute, Lichtsteiner is up there too! He really IS fucking good.

He plays in a system that's specifically designed to make him successful. He's been mediocre when playing for Switzerland's traditional back 4, so that's a knock.

EDIT: I don't hate Juve. Wonder where you got that from. I just think their players are overrated. :0

 

[Milchmonster]

Hahaha, people booing Shaiqiri because they think that's how fat Götze is looool

 

[Tc91]

Don't believe that.

Doesn't make sense that he would be released (or sold) considering Amos is still at the club.

Does seem a bit out of the blue but he isn't going to play here.

Anders Lindegaard @ALindegaard · 2h
Spread your wings and fly #mufc #fly #manchesterunited

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I wonder how Pep feels about this team's physical challenges

lol

 

[Nicktendo86]

Yea, doesn't make sense to me either.

Been given a squad number for the season today as well, makes no sense

 

[Milchmonster]

Can we end this game pls?

Boateng is a brainless idiot waiting to go really fucking mad every second now

 

[Locke Lamora]

"Bayern will easily defeat them, they're just"

a bunch of MLS rejects
BOREussia Dortmund

Really enjoy this game. After the useless Telekom Cup the german press was like "Bayern. Much strooong. Who can beat them?" and now two lost games in a row. Really satisfying.