Football Thread 2014/15 |OT4| Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Wilbur said:
I just won the league on FM, signed Subotic, Sandro and Feghouli. Second year I bought Lamela so I figured I had to sell RVP or Rooney. Decided on the fat cunt but no one will even take him for 18m even though he had a good season.
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I sold Fellani to Chelsea in FM for 30 million pounds.

I was so proud
 
In career mode Fellaini is rediculous

I mean beast mode rediculous

Not when you have him btw, you just cant play against him, too strong, great passing, stamina for days.

God there are so many broken players in career mode.
 
Mr Cola said:
In career mode Fellaini is rediculous

I mean beast mode rediculous

Not when you have him btw, you just cant play against him, too strong, great passing, stamina for days.

God there are so many broken players in career mode.
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Has the thought that maybe you just suck at career code crossed your mind?

FYI I suck at FIFA completely

I might just buy Minecraft today. Kinda random. But I'm in the mood for it.
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What kind of mood is Minecraft mood?
 
brokenbeans said:
Bayern middle apart from Boateng looks slow as hell, dem chipped through balls.

Five at the back ultra defensive it is then.
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There is a new "Park the bus option" after ultra defensive

Gonna make pro clubs fun as shit when the other team scores first :|
 
Batongen said:
I'm going to let Wooden pseudo-translate this one (if you are curious of what it says)

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I don't read Russian.
 
How I will play in FIFA 15 (if I buy it)

---------- Neuer

---- Boateng - Benatia - Shaqiri

---------------- Alonso

- Müller----------- Schweini ---- Götze

- Robben --------- Lewa ------------Ribery
 
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
 
EmiPrime said:
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
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Are you a woman?

I really dont know.
 
EmiPrime said:
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
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Ugh, what the fuck is it to him what you read? Cunt.
 
EmiPrime said:
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
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Put in a complaint about him
 
EmiPrime said:
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
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Send in a complaint.
 
EmiPrime said:
Yes.
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My french customers always tell me how to deal with situations like this. Apparently you look for a tramp, who is actually the local village mayor. you then buy him a pint of whatever he wants at the pub, invite him home for lunch and feed him. The guy you had issue with will disappear overnight.
 
EmiPrime said:
I had a 10 minutes until my train so I went into Smiths to pick up a copy of l'Equipe (French sports newspaper best known for its football coverage). I go to the self checkout and an employee says to me:

"That's in French, are you sure you can read it?".

Now London is a very international city (duh), I don't think it's that remarkable that I can read French.

Me: "Yes, I am French"

Him: "Really?"

In French from now on:

Me: "Yes my mum is French", with an annoyed look.

Him: "That's for men"

Me: "What?"

Him: "That a newspaper for men, it's not for women"

I just gave him a withering look and ignored him. Then on my way out:

Me: "You really talk nonsense"

Him: "It's true, it's for men"

What a fucking twat.
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Any chance he was Indian?
 
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