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Banned
Should have added NSFW. I didn't want to see a dog raping a man's leg and then a kid raping the dog.
I'm pretty sure everything right there was consensual.

Should have added NSFW. I didn't want to see a dog raping a man's leg and then a kid raping the dog.
Oh, I must have missed it.The World Cup.
Guys;
There is a dude who sent me a shout on Last fm saying ''Long time no see''
I don't think I have met him and he is from Australia (according to his Last fm)
wtf am I supposed to say?
Or is it one of you guys?
http://www.last.fm/user/faridmon
scroll down to shouts...
It's my hidden anime online persona, the one I hide from you guys to not lose my street cred.
Guys;
There is a dude who sent me a shout on Last fm saying ''Long time no see''
I don't think I have met him and he is from Australia (according to his Last fm)
1. ChelseaOh my god, Sturridge out for another month? What a shit cake sandwich this season has turned into.
How's Diablo III?
Great game. Only played it on console though but I thought it was pretty awesome
He pulled a Guidetti?
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help
Reading about linius and 5 inches lol
When was the last time Messi dribbled past 3 or 4 players and scored?
We've seen Markovic for only a few games, he hasn't been great but he'll come good. He's young and the pressure is off. Theres too much talk about him IMO, he's one who will have an impact in due time
@FF, price aside, all of our signings bar Markovic are easily justifiable imo, even if they haven't all worked out. All of them (again bar Markovic) were rightly expected to be ableto slot in without too much fuss. They either had PL experience, or are fullbacks, which i a role where I don't think there's too much difference between performing the role for Sevilla, or playing it for us.
Balotelli - Should be better than he is, should be capable of playing with or instead of Sturridge. tbf though, it wasn't exactly outlandish to expect him to be as much of a hindrance as he is a help.
Lallana - Proven PL player, very versatile. Getting better every game.
Lovren - One of the best CBs in the league last year (in a season full of shocking centreback performances throughout the league)
Manquillo - Decent, should be the alternative to 2 other rightbacks, has been our de facto RB due to injury
Moreno - Very good, no need to justify his signing at all imo
Lambert - PL proven, should be a decent enough 3rd choice striker, the way he's seemed overwhelmed couldn't be expected imo.
Markovic - Hmm. Don't think summer was the time to spend a bomb on someone who could be good in a couple of seasons' time.
Can - Should be able to slot in to replace Gerrard when necessary, or play a little ahead of him. Only been a failure in that he hasn't been able to play
Unfortunately it's all gone wrong at the same time. If Balotelli is shit against QPR and can't get the better of Ferdinand, I'd like to see Sterling play against Madrid, be that as a straight up 9 or a false 9. The actual strikers haven't earned the right to assume a spot against them by any means.
Asked for this to be made last night just for Studge's return
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Fuck.
Fuck.
(credit to Christophr Mackenzie)
anyway, it's fucking painful seeing a player like Django being out for lengthy periods of time every season. He should hire a personal trainer like RVP or start direct messaging Raymond Verheijen on twitterThey played very well in that game and we conceded some truly ludicous goals. Hull are no mugs as well, annoys me a bit that people still focus on that match.
Liverpool's whole season was that match.
Jesus.
LOOOOOOOL
it's really unbelievable how high you guys finished with that backline, you were brute-forcing your way to the title with goals and it almost worked hahaIt's easy to focus on our losses like that but all the big teams have shock defeats over the season. I think its just the manner of the way we lose (shocking defensive errors) that makes it worse.
Honestly, it was still a magnificent season for them though, 'you don't need trophies to be a winner' is true in this instanceI remember when it looked like Liverpool might win the league. What a time that was.
it's really unbelievable how high you guys finished with that backline, you were brute-forcing your way to the title with goals and it almost worked haha
Honestly, it was still a magnificent season for them though, 'you don't need trophies to be a winner' is true in this instance.
YES REAL FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY
Shame I'm missing the first game and the first halves of the 3pm kick-offs
fucking Saturday shifts
hitcher, how do i ask for a change in my shifts? pls bribe them![]()
You shoulder-barge the store manager's door open with your knob hanging out of your open flies, wallop you mammoth testicles onto his desk and say 'listen here sunshine, I'm on a flexible shift now, with my hours decided whenever and wherever I want them.'
Worked for me
We're facing Sassuolo tonight, and if Llorente doesn't score at least two goals then he's truly and utterly dead and we should just sell him in January to Sassuolo
YES REAL FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY
Shame I'm missing the first game and the first halves of the 3pm kick-offs
fucking Saturday shifts
hitcher, how do i ask for a change in my shifts? pls bribe them![]()
then how come you're still working nights, you vampire
:lol
you can't switch with a coworker?
"... and then he said that Juve should sell me to Sassuolo in January."
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last season I tweeted him that I'm killing myself if he doesn't score...and it worked! He scored a brace!
maybe I should try this again, he thrives under pressure.
sturridge being out for another month is a huge blow
The way he's "forced" to play for us, he'll never score more than ~15 goals per season anyway. I'm surprised at how well he seems to be taking it, actually. I can only imagine how happy he'd be with the switch to 4-3-3, lol.
Hitch just went to drown his sorrows in DOTA. It hit him hard.
REAL football is only back if we win. lolYES REAL FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY
Shame I'm missing the first game and the first halves of the 3pm kick-offs
fucking Saturday shifts
hitcher, how do i ask for a change in my shifts? pls bribe them![]()