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[Shanks D Zoro]

My gf dragged me to this fuckin salsa dance competition and all I can do is appreciate that muscle relaxers and alcohol complement each other beautifully.

Also what the fuck is the point of even having male dancers. No one is watching them, in their stupid suits, everyone is 100% focused on the next dress twirl hoping to get a glimpse at dat ass.

Not all of us are horn dogs. I can appreciate a good ballerino.

 

[GorillaJu]

Really enjoying Football Manager 15. The scout report is fantastic now.

I bet they finally gave Suarez the sick ass stats he deserves now that he's no longer a liverpool player.

I hate that sports interactive is part of the global anti liverpool conspiracy. I mean have you fucking seen brendan Rodgers' stats. Might as well hire your youth captain to coach

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Really enjoying Football Manager 15. The scout report is fantastic now.

it's fun but fucking hell all my defenders are getting injured constantly!

 

[Wilbur]

I bet they finally gave Suarez the sick ass stats he deserves now that he's no longer a liverpool player.

I hate that sports interactive is part of the global anti liverpool conspiracy. I mean have you fucking seen brendan Rodgers' stats. Might as well hire your youth captain to coach

stop drinking

 

[GorillaJu]

stop drinking

It was a joke, wilbz

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I bet they finally gave Suarez the sick ass stats he deserves now that he's no longer a liverpool player.

I hate that sports interactive is part of the global anti liverpool conspiracy. I mean have you fucking seen brendan Rodgers' stats. Might as well hire your youth captain to coach

What has Rodgers ever achieved that would be deserving of "sick ass" stats? The guy didn't even win the Championship

 

[Wilbur]

It was a joke, wilbz

no it wasnt

 

[GorillaJu]

What has Rodgers ever achieved that would be deserving of "sick ass" stats? The guy didn't even win the Championship

... I said Suarez deserves them you silly ballerino

 

[Wilbur]

morsel please put the drink down

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

... I said Suarez deserves them you silly ballerino

Well you were also implying that Rodgers doesn't have good stats.

 

[bud23]

rooting for madrid as well.

Best bud.

 

[Yurt]

(i wouldn't care if barca won, i just wanna see some fights, red cards, various dubious decisions from the referee, and many goals)

Pretty much. And really, that's all I ever want from any game that doesn't involve Juve

Ironically I got those with Juve more tho

My gf dragged me to this fuckin salsa dance competition and all I can do is appreciate that muscle relaxers and alcohol complement each other beautifully.

Also what the fuck is the point of even having male dancers. No one is watching them, in their stupid suits, everyone is 100% focused on the next dress twirl hoping to get a glimpse at dat ass.

I'm forced to go to hip hop clubs, with break dancing and women dressed like rappers and all that shit that comes with it

YOU'LL LIVE

 

[GorillaJu]

Well you were also implying that Rodgers doesn't have good stats.

Suarez's stats weren't really befitting of someone of his skill level last year.

Rodgers' stats last year wouldn't get him hired to manage a McDonald's, never mind a Premier League team.

I for one fully support the knee jerk inflation of stats in FIFA/FM based on a single season (so long as it makes liverpool stronger)

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I bet they finally gave Suarez the sick ass stats he deserves now that he's no longer a liverpool player.

I hate that sports interactive is part of the global anti liverpool conspiracy. I mean have you fucking seen brendan Rodgers' stats. Might as well hire your youth captain to coach

lol

You should see how they treat Manchester United before saying that.

Herrera = 3 1/2 stars with a huge fucking paycheck. Di Maria: 4 Stars. Rojo: 2 1/2 stars.

Couldn't buy most players even with a big war chest because no one is interested. Apparently the players that we bought only came in thanks to us paying a disgusting amount for them every week.

Hell, not even Falcao is interested despite being on loan; UNTIL I managed to get into the Champion's League.

it's fun but fucking hell all my defenders are getting injured constantly!

Yep, injury prone players are annoying. I'm fucking looking at you RVP.

Also United is fucking poor the next season, bleeding out money every month.

 

[Wilbur]

Rodgers always gets sacked on FM2014

City always sign Di Maria

why

 

[bjaelke]

lol

You should see how they treat Manchester United before saying that.

Herrera = 3 1/2 stars with a huge fucking paycheck. Di Maria: 4 Stars. Rojo: 2 1/2 stars.

Couldn't buy most players even with a big war chest because no one is interested. Apparently the players that we bought only came in thanks to us paying a disgusting amount for them every week.

Hell, not even Falcao is interested despite being on loan; UNTIL I managed to get into the Champion's League.



Yep, injury prone players are annoying. I'm fucking looking at you RVP.

Also United is fucking poor the next season, bleeding out money every month.

nothing wrong with that

 

[FlutterPuffs]

nothing wrong with that

Who said there's anything wrong? It makes perfect sense and I laughed when I saw Pogba turning me down.

 

[Wilbur]

Working 11:30 until 3:30 today and then think I'm out immediately after, so missing all the football. And then tomorrow working 12:30-8:30

why can't football revolve around my schedule

 

[Yurt]

They have stats for managers?

How shit and pussy are Conte and Pep?

Capello? :lol

Allegri? :reverselol

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Working 11:30 until 3:30 today and then think I'm out immediately after, so missing all the football. And then tomorrow working 12:30-8:30

why can't football revolve around my schedule

So it can revolve around the superior and more lucrative Asian Time instead.

 

[GorillaJu]

lol

You should see how they treat Manchester United before saying that.

Herrera = 3 1/2 stars with a huge fucking paycheck. Di Maria: 4 Stars. Rojo: 2 1/2 stars.

Couldn't buy most players even with a big war chest because no one is interested. Apparently the players that we bought only came in thanks to us paying a disgusting amount for them every week.

Hell, not even Falcao is interested despite being on loan; UNTIL I managed to get into the Champion's League.



Yep, injury prone players are annoying. I'm fucking looking at you RVP.

Also United is fucking poor the next season, bleeding out money every month.

Fucking embarrassing. I bet the South American nobodies that elsk stalks on Instagram are all 5 stars.

Can't a premface catch a break?

 

[Salvadora]

the guardian interviewed suarez and asked if he had autism

this is the sort of journalism i want to see

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Suarez's stats weren't really befitting of someone of his skill level last year.

Rodgers' stats last year wouldn't get him hired to manage a McDonald's, never mind a Premier League team.

I for one fully support the knee jerk inflation of stats in FIFA/FM based on a single season (so long as it makes liverpool stronger)

Imagine how bad a Rodgers Mcdonald's would be if he lost his best burger flipper.

 

[GorillaJu]

Imagine how bad a Rodgers Mcdonald's would be if he lost his best burger flipper.

He'll still be able to fry a McWenger.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Fucking embarrassing. I bet the South American nobodies that elsk stalks on Instagram are all 5 stars.

Can't a premface catch a break?

They got Sterling's Pros and Cons right tho.

 

[3Sixty]

I bet Herrera's squad status is set to #HotProspect

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Oh and Real Madrid is bleeding players. Just check up on them now and then, there's someone bound to be unhappy.

Got Kroos on the cheap after one season. Now Isco is on the transfer list, and Christiano Ronaldo requested one too.

 

[Pennywise]

When is FM15 out ?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Just watched the opening of The Flash episode 3 and there is this guy who comes out of the cinema alone with a smile that says "i just jerked off in there and nobody caught me" and what the fuck

Spoiler

the bad guy is a fart???

He'll still be able to fry a McWenger.

Nobody really likes French food

 

[Yurt]

Imagine how bad a Rodgers Mcdonald's would be if he lost his best burger flipper.

I

the guardian interviewed suarez and asked if he had autism

CAN

He'll still be able to fry a McWenger.

NOT

I bet Herrera's squad status is set to #HotProspect

BREATHE

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I

CAN

NOT

BREATHE

What's great is how.... dull Di Maria is in the game.

He's basically a Carrick level player.

 

[dark_prinny]

I´m ready for a great non-stop Football Saturday starting with West Ham - City. Going out to buy a load of Gluten-Free beer and snacks.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Any chance Bale may creep in to the game?

It doesn't feel the same spectacle without him.

 

[Messi]

Any chance Bale may creep in to the game?

It doesn't feel the same spectacle without him.

Nope

 

[Hixx]

I'm going to miss most of the Madrid game because it's on at a fucking stupid time.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I'm going to miss most of the Madrid game because it's on at a fucking stupid time.

Spain chasing that Chinese money

 

[Mr.Marston]

I assume most of us are cheering for Madrid later?

 

[GorillaJu]

Hells naw. I'm Barça all the way in the Clasico, every time.

 

[Pennywise]

I assume most of us are cheering for Madrid later?

I'm cheering for red cards.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Herrera = 3 1/2 stars with a huge fucking paycheck. Di Maria: 4 Stars. Rojo: 2 1/2 stars.

This all sounds reasonable.


Anyway you really shouldn't completely judge a player on their skill stars from your scout and coaches.

 

[bud23]

Any chance Bale may creep in to the game?

It doesn't feel the same spectacle without him.

No, he won't even be on the bench.

I assume most of us are cheering for Madrid later?

Of course m8, of course.

 

[bud23]

I'm going to miss most of the Madrid game because it's on at a fucking stupid time.

17:00 PFT

Spoiler

(Premface time)

is a stupid time?

Hixx pls.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hmm that's 2am for me. Earlier than I thought. Will definitely watch.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

This all sounds reasonable.


Anyway you really shouldn't completely judge a player on their skill stars from your scout and coaches.

Of course not.

Just that there has been nothing noteworthy about them in their performances.

Oh, also the fans and board was pissed at me for selling Young. Cunts.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Hmm that's 2am for me. Earlier than I thought. Will definitely watch.

Yep, they wanted to make it so that they could get in as big an audience as possible. Although it does mean that because of UK saturday broadcasting rules on football that the UK will miss the first 15 minutes

 

[Hixx]

17:00 PFT

Spoiler

(Premface time)

is a stupid time?

Hixx pls.

That's the time I will be walking through the SoL carpark. So yes.

Premfaces attend their games m8.

edit: it's also such a stupid time that because of rules in England, the first 15 minutes won't be shown on TV over here. La Liga has a long way to go. Amateurs.

 

[Pennywise]

This all sounds reasonable.


Anyway you really shouldn't completely judge a player on their skill stars from your scout and coaches.

Wooden pls you've gotta help me.

When is the game coming out ?

As I already told you, you can't just buy the game from the german store, so I have to rely on a key site.
Any suggestions for a good and cheap one, or will you be getting it from the steam store ?

 

[Linius]

I made sure my mum is preparing dinner earlier so I can catch the Classico.

 

[Messi]

I made sure my mum is preparing dinner earlier so I can catch the Classico.

 

[FootballFan]

Hells naw. I'm Barça all the way in the Clasico, every time.

You legend.