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[Broder Salsa]

Elsk, dead rising does not run on mangos.

 

[Blablurn]

Crazy stat from @FCBayern financial report: they sold more kits this year than the other 17 Bundesliga sides combined.

Probably still less than Stoke FC.

FFP pls.

 

[Gareth Bale]

all I have is Command and Conquer Generals and Half Life 2 ...

Can you run it then?

 

[Elchele]

that's Usami in disguise m8

And the "girls" next to him look like Philipp Lahm and Mitchell Weiser :lol

holy shit

I genuinely laughed out loud

 

[3Sixty]

Oh yeah I forgot about Lovren.

Lambert though, can't begrudge him the move. Chambers and Shaw seemed to do things privately (haven't read anything about them anyway, a la Lallana).

Even Schneiderlin caused more of a fuss.

Yeah Lambert's fine. Heart over head move for sure though.

Chambers pisses me off because the club had done so well to develop him from a winger that was never going to make it. Then he just fucks off the first time a club shows a hint of interest.

Shaw i feel sorry for because he was signed by United and LVG clearly hates him

 

[Elchele]

Can you run it then?

on low setting, sure. I only have those old ass games because I don't buy pc games, not because I can't run new titles

 

[Yurt]

He was excellent at SAFC. Very middling at Ipswich.

Did well with Sunderland (albeit they were expected to get promotion) and stayed up in his second year. Shit started going down after though, but it may have just been a slump in form, I can't remember.

Mid table mediocrity with Ipswich. Presumably his roles with Ireland and Villa are with a view to doing one of them in the future.

Thanks!

I blame Ipswich, naturally.

 

[LanceVance]

Fuck Bradford

 

[Elchele]

I have to come up with an ad campaign for the most hated caramel/candy in Argentina. pls help

 

[Gareth Bale]

on low setting, sure. I only have those old ass games because I don't buy pc games, not because I can't run new titles

pm'd you

Hopefully it's not been used

Sorry Kharma

 

[L1NETT]

deserved that

we've been gubbins second half

 

[Milchmonster]

Last post on the page again, for fuck's sake

That's it

I quit this thread

I'm not gonna take this shit any longer

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah Lambert's fine. Heart over head move for sure though.

Chambers pisses me off because the club had done so well to develop him from a winger that was never going to make it. Then he just fucks off the first time a club shows a hint of interest.

Shaw i feel sorry for because he was signed by United and LVG clearly hates him

Fair enough on Chambers. And Shaw's been good in both games so far, wouldn't say LVG dislikes him :lol. Been in the team when he's been fit and been one of our best performers in both games (pen aside!)

Good money for them though. And RoKo. Southampton are alive.

 

[Blablurn]

Last post on the page again, for fuck's sake

That's it

I quit this thread

I'm not gonna take this shit any longer

You're fire is gone. Just like Klopp's.

 

[LanceVance]

I have to come up with an ad campaign for the most hated caramel/candy in Argentina. pls help

Just get some hot women to eat it

 

[3Sixty]

I have to come up with an ad campaign for the most hated caramel/candy in Argentina. pls help

Create a campaign that makes it seem like we eat loads of it in England.

Allude to Falklands.

WE MUST OUT EAT THE ENGLISH.


Don Draper.

 

[Elchele]

Just get some hot women to eat it

lol
actually there's a joke about quitting human relationships if you eat those candies, because they taste like shit medicine and give you a terrible breath

Create a campaign that makes it seem like we eat loads of it in England.

Allude to Falklands.

WE MUST OUT EAT THE ENGLISH.


Don Draper.

:loool

 

[Blablurn]

I remember when Cornballer was a Footy Thread regular. Now it seems he is only watching TV all day.

 

[Elchele]

I remember when Cornballer was a Footy Thread regular. Now it seems he is only watching TV all day.

living the dream

 

[Milchmonster]

You're fire is gone. Just like Klopp's.

"Es ist alles da, um jetzt zu wenden, aber den Wendevorgang müssen wir dann auch vollziehen. Es kann ja in einer extrem positiven Geschichte enden. Wenn du in zehn Jahren erzählst, weißt du noch, 2014, was war denn da los? Mit acht Mann im Training, dazu drei Jugendspieler – und dann, 2015 im Mai, kannst du dich erinnern, was da war? Das kann ja sein, diese Chance ist immer da, und daran stricken wir jetzt."

Kloppo is going all in on that CL title

 

[ATF487]

I remember when Cornballer was a Footy Thread regular. Now it seems he is only watching TV all day.

Yeah that or MLS

Markovic is injured lol

STOP INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I have to come up with an ad campaign for the most hated caramel/candy in Argentina. pls help

Steal this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl0LEA4

 

[Blablurn]

"Es ist alles da, um jetzt zu wenden, aber den Wendevorgang müssen wir dann auch vollziehen. Es kann ja in einer extrem positiven Geschichte enden. Wenn du in zehn Jahren erzählst, weißt du noch, 2014, was war denn da los? Mit acht Mann im Training, dazu drei Jugendspieler – und dann, 2015 im Mai, kannst du dich erinnern, was da war? Das kann ja sein, diese Chance ist immer da, und daran stricken wir jetzt."

Kloppo is going all in on that CL title

I don't believe his lies, milch. He also said this 2 years ago:

Coach Klopp zog derweil ein Fazit: "Es ist Außergewöhnliches passiert. 81 Punkte, das ist eine historische Marke, die sobald keiner knacken wird - auch wir nicht. In 30 oder 40 Jahren werden wir mit einem Lächeln auf den Lippen zurückblicken, vielleicht ist die Marke dann ja noch immer nicht geknackt."

:lol

 

[Elchele]

"Es ist alles da, um jetzt zu wenden, aber den Wendevorgang müssen wir dann auch vollziehen. Es kann ja in einer extrem positiven Geschichte enden. Wenn du in zehn Jahren erzählst, weißt du noch, 2014, was war denn da los? Mit acht Mann im Training, dazu drei Jugendspieler – und dann, 2015 im Mai, kannst du dich erinnern, was da war? Das kann ja sein, diese Chance ist immer da, und daran stricken wir jetzt."

Kloppo is going all in on that CL title

now is the time

 

[Arnie]

Is England at 5?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is England at 5?

Ja

 

[Elchele]

Steal this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl0LEA4

the one in the office was good haha

 

[Nicktendo86]

So Hodgson told Sterling he is dropped in public?

How much of an idiot is he?

 

[Portugeezer]

England tonight? Didn't know that, I thought they played like 2 days ago.

Time to watch England superstar Danny Welbeck knock in a few goals.

 

[Blablurn]

Bundesliga two years ago

 

[Linius]

Legend.

Siem on crutches

 

[Yen]

I have to come up with an ad campaign for the most hated caramel/candy in Argentina. pls help

Ian Rush: If you don't eat your [BRAND NAME] you'll only be good enough to play for Argentinos Juniors.
Scouse child: Argentinos Juniors? 'ho are dey?
Ian Rush: Exactly

Done.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So Hodgson told Sterling he is dropped in public?

How much of an idiot is he?

It's a bit weird

All he needed was to be told after the San Marino game that he'd be on the bench against Estonia since he clearly needs a rest. If he throws a hissy-fit, drop him altogether. I'm sure he can recognise that he's been pretty poor recently.

 

[Blablurn]

Our turnover for the last year was 528 Mio. Euro. 22% up from last year.

I can already taste dat Reus transfer.

 

[Milchmonster]

I don't believe his lies, milch. He also said this 2 years ago:

Coach Klopp zog derweil ein Fazit: "Es ist Außergewöhnliches passiert. 81 Punkte, das ist eine historische Marke, die sobald keiner knacken wird - auch wir nicht. In 30 oder 40 Jahren werden wir mit einem Lächeln auf den Lippen zurückblicken, vielleicht ist die Marke dann ja noch immer nicht geknackt."

:lol

I really don't get why you think this is so funny :lol

Klopp said that after the best half of a season in the Bundesliga ever. At that point, he didn't think that Bayern would go completely "mad" and build such a huge squad.

It doesn't change much really, we can still look back in 30 or 40 years and see that it was a huge season. Probably still the Bundesliga winner with the most points, Bayern aside. It's obvious that this Bayern side wouldn't exist without us making Hoeneß angry.

 

[Elchele]

Ian Rush: If you don't eat your [BRAND NAME] you'll only be good enough to play for Argentinos Juniors.
Scouse child: Argentinos Juniors? 'ho are dey?
Ian Rush: Exactly

Done.

I couldn't understand more than 3 words the kid said. Amazing

 

[Blablurn]

I really don't get why you think this is so funny :lol

Klopp said that after the best half of a season in the Bundesliga ever. At that point, he didn't think that Bayern would go completely "mad" and build such a huge squad.

It doesn't change much really, we can still look back in 30 or 40 years and see that it was a huge season. Probably still the Bundesliga winner with the most points, Bayern aside. It's obvious that this Bayern side wouldn't exist without us making Hoeneß angry.

It definitely helped us. Unbelievable. The last 2 years were crazy.

 

[LanceVance]

Fuck off Bradford

I'm going back to supporting United

 

[L1NETT]

Donkey poo

Oh well. Bad day at the office that. Mclean and Clarke hopeless. Mclean especially. Never one to hate your own players but fuck me he's about as useful as a condom made from hopes and dreams.

Move on from that. Still would like some more loan signings to add some pace but hey ho.

We neeeed some big Jim and sharpish

Fuck off Bradford

I'm going back to supporting United

You'll be back

Once Man United's evil empire finally crumbles and Darth Gaal dies a heroic death the football galaxy will breathe a sigh of relief and the little Bradford boys and friendly ewoks will rise again

 

[Elchele]

this is all the advertising work the company has done in their history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZwUe6qfMhU


:lol

 

[dc89]

That was close. England well and truly caught napping.

 

[Ushojax]

England lol

 

[3Sixty]

Chambers pls

 

[Plasma]

Chambers pisses me off because the club had done so well to develop him from a winger that was never going to make it. Then he just fucks off the first time a club shows a hint of interest.

Southampton accepted a 16m bid from us did you really expect him to turn around and say you know what I'll stay here.

 

[3Sixty]

Southampton accepted a 16m bid from us did you really expect him to turn around and say you know what I'll stay here.

We only accepted a bid after he said he wanted to leave.

 

[Gareth Bale]

What is Lallana's footballing nickname? His name doesn't really support one, so whatever them came up with must be really shit.

Lallansy?
Lallans?
Lallazza?

 

[LFMartins86]

Yeah that or MLS

Markovic is injured lol

STOP INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL

That guy must have had a dozen injuries in the past 2 years.

 

[Esch]

Pre-loading a game on Steam is the worst torture. So close, but so far away

 

[inky]

this is all the advertising work the company has done in their history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZwUe6qfMhU


:lol

Man, even they knew people hated them back then. So they are anise flavored?

 

[Perfect Blue]

What is Lallana's footballing nickname? His name doesn't really support one, so whatever them came up with must be really shit.

Lallansy?
Lallans?
Lallazza?

Lallazy