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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT10| -Proud Of Our Heritage-
- Thread starter Dark Rider
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PrematureQuiche
Member
Happy Holidays everyone!
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
I guess merry Christmas all, hope you all have fun with your family and friend, and stay safe if you out partying this holiday period.
FlutterPuffs
Member
Neuer is such a boss
FortuneFaded
Member
Congratulations Odd.
Congratulations on your sobriety. Just hit them in the face.
Congratulations on your sobriety. Just hit them in the face.
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
I cut two pieces of paper to wrap this DVD that came for my Grandad and both were too small so I've given up and told my mam to wrap it
It ain't half grim up North.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
Ok but you're going to give them back to their owner afterwards right?
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through FootyGAF
Not a penis was stirring, not even Splatt's
Odd's jackets and gloves were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that his sub 50kg wife soon would be there.
The Arsenal fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Fabregas danced in their heads.
And Arnie in his naughty shorts and I in the nip,
Had just settled our brains for a long winters kip
When inside the thread there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the forum I flew like a flash,
Took pulga off ignore and prepared to have a bash.
The nudes of Phlebas and the cock shots of Zabo
Gave a serious erection to my object below.
When, what to my sex crazed eyes should appear,
But a miniature man, with eight men crying tears.
With a little old penis, so veiny and hard,
I knew in a moment it must be St Bud.
More rapid than Robben his cock as it came,
And he whistled, and grunted, and shouted out names!
"Now, Lightning! Now, Blablurn! Now, Bacon and Wooden!
Oh, Hitcher! Oh, Meier! Oh, oh Quiche and Facism!
To the top of the shaft! To the end of the balls!
Now suck away! Suck away! Suck away all!"
So up to the helmet the men they did so,
With their cock full of vinegar, and St Budley's too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
The trolling and banning of one I thought dead.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
On page 72 Yurt came with a bound.
He was dressed all in stripes, from his toes to his ears,
And his clothes were all tarnished with vodka and jizz.
A bundle of Juve shirts he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a paedo, just fondling his sack.
His eyes - how they twinkled! His manner how merry!
He was banned for drink driving so he'd got here by ferry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as long as Pirlo's.
The stump of a penis he held tight in his teeth,
And he said it was Shanks', and he'd had it all week.
It had a helm like a broad purple belly,
That shook when Yurt laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was sculpted and tanned, a gorgeous young elf,
And I grew hard when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I must give him head.
He spoke not a word, and I went straight to my work,
And filled up his stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of his hole,
And giving a nod, up the chimney I rose!
He sprang to his feet, thanked me for the noshing,
And away he and Bud flew at the sight of Suen posting.
But I heard them exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to FootyGAF, and to all a good night!"
Not a penis was stirring, not even Splatt's
Odd's jackets and gloves were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that his sub 50kg wife soon would be there.
The Arsenal fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Fabregas danced in their heads.
And Arnie in his naughty shorts and I in the nip,
Had just settled our brains for a long winters kip
When inside the thread there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the forum I flew like a flash,
Took pulga off ignore and prepared to have a bash.
The nudes of Phlebas and the cock shots of Zabo
Gave a serious erection to my object below.
When, what to my sex crazed eyes should appear,
But a miniature man, with eight men crying tears.
With a little old penis, so veiny and hard,
I knew in a moment it must be St Bud.
More rapid than Robben his cock as it came,
And he whistled, and grunted, and shouted out names!
"Now, Lightning! Now, Blablurn! Now, Bacon and Wooden!
Oh, Hitcher! Oh, Meier! Oh, oh Quiche and Facism!
To the top of the shaft! To the end of the balls!
Now suck away! Suck away! Suck away all!"
So up to the helmet the men they did so,
With their cock full of vinegar, and St Budley's too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
The trolling and banning of one I thought dead.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
On page 72 Yurt came with a bound.
He was dressed all in stripes, from his toes to his ears,
And his clothes were all tarnished with vodka and jizz.
A bundle of Juve shirts he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a paedo, just fondling his sack.
His eyes - how they twinkled! His manner how merry!
He was banned for drink driving so he'd got here by ferry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as long as Pirlo's.
The stump of a penis he held tight in his teeth,
And he said it was Shanks', and he'd had it all week.
It had a helm like a broad purple belly,
That shook when Yurt laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was sculpted and tanned, a gorgeous young elf,
And I grew hard when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I must give him head.
He spoke not a word, and I went straight to my work,
And filled up his stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of his hole,
And giving a nod, up the chimney I rose!
He sprang to his feet, thanked me for the noshing,
And away he and Bud flew at the sight of Suen posting.
But I heard them exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to FootyGAF, and to all a good night!"
dark_prinny
Banned
This might be one of humanity's greatest achievements.
Freewheelin'
Member
I almost had your name where Shanks' was but I thought you'd complain that people were always biting off your penis in my fantasies
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
liar
wilbur you are dead to me
quiche and facism ffs
they never even post
my christmas is ruined
Yurt, got mentioned twice!!!!
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
you did just threaten to cut me lol
Freewheelin'
Member
Don't worry Hixx, I'm not on there too
What a disgrace
What a disgrace
a nice bouquet of flowers though
Don't worry fw I will write another and it will be me and you jungling all the way
The Atticus
Member
Hope everyone has the best Christmas of their lives x
OH and a nice start to the New Year too!
OH and a nice start to the New Year too!
Freewheelin'
Member
dark_prinny
Banned
Wich is the "big day" in your country guys? Tonight or Christmas Day?
Here's Christmas Eve.
Here's Christmas Eve.
Now you know how I feel.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
Seems like those contract extension talks with De Gea are going well.
cartoon_soldier
Member
Me and you are finished. I hope you are happy for splitting footy gaf in two; the ins and the outs.
I'M GOING TO END YOU WILBUT.
FortuneFaded
Member
cartoon_soldier
Member
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
25th first Christmas day
26th second Christmas day
cartoon_soldier
Member
Shanks D Zoro
Banned
Gosh I miss boxing day. I loved that next day feeling of eating the left overs and watching the footy while feeling relaxed.
I wish everyday all over the world was just boxing day.
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