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Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT10| -Proud Of Our Heritage-

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Wilbur

Banned
[Hixx:]
It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade

[Noal:]
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

[Clegg:]
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun

[The Three Stooges - Wedward, Baki and Barzul:]
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear

[Salvadora:]
Where the only water flowing

[Laboured:]
Is the bitter sting of tears

[Dean:]
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

[Evilore:]
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

[Vivalaraza:]
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

[Carbonox:]
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow

[Everyone in the entire thread:]
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

[Steverulez:]
Here's to you

[Scum:]
Raise a glass for everyone

[Messi:]
Spare a thought this yuletide for the deprived
If the table was turned would you survive

[Bungie:]
Here's to them

[Kyoufu:]
Underneath that burning sun

[Linius:]
You ain't gotta feel guilt just selfless
Give a little help to the helpless

[Cartoon soldier:]
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

[Flutter:]
Feed the world

[Linett:]
Feed the world

[FootballFan:]
Feed the world

[Elsk:]
Feed the world

[Everyone in full chorus line.]
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again - [repeated]

[Everyone:]
Feed the world

[Everyone in full chorus line.]
Feed the world - [repeated to end]

[Mumei ]
[Ad libs over outro]












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noal

Banned
Wilbur said:
[Hixx:]
It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade

[Noal:]
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

[Clegg:]
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun

[The Three Stooges - Wedward, Baki and Barzul:]
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear

[Salvadora:]
Where the only water flowing

[Laboured:]
Is the bitter sting of tears

[Dean:]
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

[Evilore:]
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

[Vivalaraza:]
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

[Carbonox:]
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow

[Everyone in the entire thread:]
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

[Steverulez:]
Here's to you

[Scum:]
Raise a glass for everyone

[Messi:]
Spare a thought this yuletide for the deprived
If the table was turned would you survive

[Bungie:]
Here's to them

[Kyoufu:]
Underneath that burning sun

[Linius:]
You ain't gotta feel guilt just selfless
Give a little help to the helpless

[Cartoon soldier:]
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

[Flutter:]
Feed the world

[Linett:]
Feed the world

[FootballFan:]
Feed the world

[Elsk:]
Feed the world

[Everyone in full chorus line.]
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again - [repeated]

[Everyone:]
Feed the world

[Everyone in full chorus line.]
Feed the world - [repeated to end]

[Mumei ]
[Ad libs over outro]












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So, you're saying I'm like Boy George?

Wow.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wilbur said:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through FootyGAF
Not a penis was stirring, not even Splatt's

Odd's jackets and gloves were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that his sub 50kg wife soon would be there.

The Arsenal fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Fabregas danced in their heads.

And Arnie in his naughty shorts and I in the nip,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s kip

When inside the thread there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the forum I flew like a flash,
Took pulga off ignore and prepared to have a bash.

The nudes of Phlebas and the cock shots of Zabo
Gave a serious erection to my object below.

When, what to my sex crazed eyes should appear,
But a miniature man, with eight men crying tears.

With a little old penis, so veiny and hard,
I knew in a moment it must be St Bud.

More rapid than Robben his cock as it came,
And he whistled, and grunted, and shouted out names!

"Now, Lightning! Now, Blablurn! Now, Bacon and Wooden!
Oh, Hitcher! Oh, Meier! Oh, oh Quiche and Facism!

To the top of the shaft! To the end of the balls!
Now suck away! Suck away! Suck away all!"

So up to the helmet the men they did so,
With their cock full of vinegar, and St Budley's too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
The trolling and banning of one I thought dead.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
On page 72 Yurt came with a bound.

He was dressed all in stripes, from his toes to his ears,
And his clothes were all tarnished with vodka and jizz.

A bundle of Juve shirts he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a paedo, just fondling his sack.

His eyes - how they twinkled! His manner how merry!
He was banned for drink driving so he'd got here by ferry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as long as Pirlo's.

The stump of a penis he held tight in his teeth,
And he said it was Shanks', and he'd had it all week.

It had a helm like a broad purple belly,
That shook when Yurt laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was sculpted and tanned, a gorgeous young elf,
And I grew hard when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I must give him head.

He spoke not a word, and I went straight to my work,
And filled up his stockings, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger inside of his hole,
And giving a nod, up the chimney I rose!

He sprang to his feet, thanked me for the noshing,
And away he and Bud flew at the sight of Suen posting.

But I heard them exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to FootyGAF, and to all a good night!"
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahausuehehuxxb fuck :lol you went ALL OUT with me :lol fucking love you Wilbur that was sensational! :lol


wheres kida ricky & salazar ;_;
 
L

L1NETT

Member
Fintan said:
What do you guys think of Stewart Lee? Think I might go see him when he comes to Dublin next year.
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Comes across as pompous in his articles, but his stand up and his comedy vehicle series 3 was one of funniest things on TV

Go see him

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Oh and merry Christmas you absolute bunch of wankers

hope all your uncles buy you lower league shirts
 
F

Fintan

Member
L1NETT said:
Comes across as pompous in his articles, but his stand up and his comedy vehicle series 3 was one of funniest things on TV

Go see him

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Oh and merry Christmas you absolute bunch of wankers

hope all your uncles buy you lower league shirts
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Yeah, I was just asking because he seems divisive. A couple of my friends hate him. I love the Comedy Vehicle too. The only stand up special I've seen is Carpet Remnant World and that was great too.
 
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Rikkun

Member
Yurt said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahausuehehuxxb fuck :lol you went ALL OUT with me :lol fucking love you Wilbur that was sensational! :lol


wheres kida ricky & salazar ;_;
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Oh God I was laughing then I read your post and remembered I sometimes post here and now I'm sad.

Sensational anyway. I'll go play Fifa to feed my anger.
 
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Hixx

Member
I wrote 3 verses of Jungle Bells then the Chrome tab crashed. It had dragon dildos, kyoufus genitals, Laboured's Arsenal obsession and yet I still managed to forget me and Freewheelin
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We were going to be in the chorus though, don't worry dean. One day my masterpiece will be finished.
 
LabouredSubterfuge

LabouredSubterfuge

Member
Hixx said:
I wrote 3 verses of Jungle Bells then the Chrome tab crashed. It had dragon dildos, kyoufus genitals, Laboured's Arsenal obsession and yet I still managed to forget me and Freewheelin
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We were going to be in the chorus though, don't worry dean. One day my masterpiece will be finished.
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M8 I'm obsessed with Liverpool too.
 
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Scum

Junior Member
HeebieJeebies said:
I haven't had a drink in nearly a year now and it's been good. The only negative is the reaction you will receive at parties when you tell the host you're only drinking water:

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And then they shuffle off and talk to people who do actually drink alcohol, because you are a weird freak for not drinking anymore. An absolute freak!
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Get the water. Call the host back. And then...

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