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[Yurt]

This is such a classic example of "I'm not gonna say it, but I'm saying it" whining, they should teach it in schools. Well, in Rome an Neaples they probably do.

Caceres' goal would've been offside by centimeters in any case, the funny thing though is that it actually wasn't offside.

Now *this*, dear waiter, was an offside goal. Remember, from last season? No? Dat selective memory.

Of course, no one from Juve complained, because it was a fringe case anyway and we lost fair and square, just like you did yesterday.

Fuck you, Rafa. Fuck you, De Laurentiis. Fuck you, Napoli. Classless bunch of lying whining cunts.

I understand why they're upset but to make it sound like a trend is unsavory

So tired of this shit

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

What the fuck is a crisp sandwich?

Arguably the greatest non-Italian food innovation.

 

[Zabojnik]

Which word are you stumbling on?

The combination of the words crisp and sandwich. Is it ... crisps in a sandwich? I mean, it can't be, right? Why would anyone eat that.

I understand why they're upset but to make it sound like a trend is unsavory

So tired of this shit

I honestly don't.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

The combination of the words crisp and sandwich. Is it ... crisps in a sandwich? I mean, it can't be, right? Why would anyone eat that.



I honestly don't.

Step 1: get a slice of bread
Step 1.5: butter if you wish
Step 2: open a bag of crisps
Step 3: put crisps on bread
Step 4: put on another slice of bread
Step 5: eat and enjoy.

 

[Zabojnik]

Step 1: get a slice of bread
Step 1.5: butter if you wish
Step 2: open a bag of crisps
Step 3: put crisps on bread
Step 4: put on another slice of bread
Step 5: eat and enjoy.

Ah, desperation food. Doesn't really deserve a name, imo.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Ah, desperation food. Doesn't really deserve a name, imo.

Nothing desperate about it. If I ever had two bags if crisps I would always eat one normally and one in a sandwich.

 

[Clegg]

Cheese and Onion or nothing though.

Crisp sandwiches are a fickle creature.

 

[Humidex]

What the fuck is a crisp sandwich?

A visualization;

Honestly, it tastes better than it looks. Especially with Tayto Cheese & Onion...

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I only ever ate them with C&O or S&V

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Cacares looks a little offside to me from that photo, its so close though that its not worth whinging about. Without technology, the linesmen have no chance of being sure about those decisions

Never had a plain crisp sandwich, but crisps are boss in addition to other fillings. Kettle Chips in particular

 

[GorillaJu]

I'm confused. I thought crisps was the british word for French fries.

 

[Humidex]

I only ever ate them with C&O or S&V

They're good with smoky bacon or roast chicken flavor as well!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm confused. I thought crisps was the british word for French fries.

You're thinking of chips m8

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm confused. I thought crisps was the british word for French fries.

Our chips = American chunky fries

Our fries = American thin fries

Our crisps = American chips

I think

 

[Humidex]

I'm confused. I thought crisps was the british word for French fries.

Crisps = chips
Chips = fries

And so forth...

 

[GorillaJu]

got it, m8s! thanks for bein blokes!

 

[Yurt]

Ah, desperation food. Doesn't really deserve a name, imo.

'Desperation food' :loooool

 

[The_Hitcher89]

got it, m8s! thanks for bein blokes!

Now, let's talk about biscuits, cookies and scones.

 

[KidJr]

Chip butty>crisp sandwiches

 

[Humidex]

Chip butty>crisp sandwiches

Ehhhh....

 

[Wes]

La Liga watchers, tell me about this Carles Gil chap.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

La Liga watchers, tell me about this Carles Gil chap.

He won't save you.

Spoiler

pls let us win next weekend

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

La Liga watchers, tell me about this Carles Gil chap.

I saw him described my one Spanish football commentator to be a bit like Koke but less creative/good at through balls. Sort of plays on the right/inside right.

 

[Yurt]

La Liga watchers, tell me about this Carles Gil chap.

doesn't strike me as a Big Sam kinda player

 

[Wes]

He won't save you.

Spoiler

pls let us win next weekend

Maybe. At least let us score one though.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Maybe. At least let us score one though.

We don't have to do that on purpose

 

[Fady K]

I compare you to fady.

It is like you 2 are the same person

I am the nearly 30 year old version of Quiche. ^^

But Fady actually plays games, Quiche just buys them.

Loooool

Spoiler

Dont hate me Quiche

Speaking of games, I need to find a way of getting you to play Alien Isolation by accident. Sogood.gif.

high praise indeed. Fady made a great thread with all the upcoming Vita games recently, it was amazing

You saw that ? So glad you liked it quiche. I keep updating it every few days, stay tuned ^^

 

[dc89]

Crisp sandwiches. Hmmmmmm. Salt and vinegar.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Drew and Dan are really growing on me on the Bombcast. Dan is great when he's just being a normal person, rather than being asked to revel in his idiocy.

 

[Yurt]

DESPERATION


FOOD


i can't

Zazozniz <3

 

[Coldnoodle]

How about ice cube sandwiches?

 

[Zabojnik]

So we're playing Verona in Coppa Italia in a few days and then again in the weekend, both times at Juventus Stadium. Sensazionale. We have a pretty favourable calendar up until the Borussia game, for once.

 

[Carbonox]

Crisp and chip sandwiches are for toddlers and pier dwellers.

 

[Yurt]

So we're playing Verona in Coppa Italia in a few days and then again in the weekend, both times at Juventus Stadium. Sensazionale. We have a pretty favourable calendar up until the Borussia game, for once.

I remember something like this with Bologna not that long ago too :lol Italy is running out of teams

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Mayonaise sandwich yum.

 

[Salazar]

Sport Witness &#8207;@Sport_Witness 3m3 minutes ago
Nasri to Bein "We met in Paris with Sir Alex in a private apartment, not going to a hotel so as not to fuel rumours. I was not seduced."

:lol

 

[dc89]

:lol

Our method of seduction.

 

[FootballFan]

I am gonna assume they made sure to include stealing players under Franco.

Fucking hell.

First reply nails it lol.

Shanks <3

They always deny he is a huge part for their success.

 

[Salazar]

Our method of seduction.

Only the top layer is notes. The rest is handhelds.

 

[FootballFan]

like clockwork

It is a huge event in RM's history. Embrace it .

Lol exactly like i just said.

 

[Linius]

Mayonaise sandwich yum.

Just mayonaise? U wot m8

 

[Coldnoodle]

Just mayonaise? U wot m8

He's Dutch.

 

[Linius]

Just noticed The Americans, Mad Men and Masters of Sex didn't got a single nomination at the Golden Globes this year. It's getting harder and harder to take them serious like this. Even though they did manage to get Simmons his award and Transparent won two as well.

 

[Yurt]

Best Screenplay Birdman? I'm not sure about that.

I'm glad nothing went to True Detective and after all is said and done, Fargo came out on top.

Boyhood sounds brilliant, that's IT I'm watching it TONIGHT

 

[Linius]

TD was great, but looking at it's complete package I slightly prefer Fargo. But I wouldn't have been fed up if TD won awards. They deserve it just as much I'd say. I read Billy Bob's acceptance speech was a good one so I'll have to check that out.

 

[Bold One]

Would like to see Gaal on the touch-line just once or any of the coaching staff

 

[Godan]

So the Rangers board are tuning down another bid by Sarver.


Really don't think the board know what they are doing now as I think the need to find £6M from somewhere by the end of this month.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Would like to see Gaal on the touch-line just once or any of the coaching staff

The touchline is for the exclusive using of shouting at the 4th official

 

[Yurt]

Raiola dropping bombs DUCKK

On Ibra

&#8220;Could Ibra return to Italy? It depends on what he wants,&#8221; Mino Raiola told Radio Anch&#8217;io Sport.

&#8220;He has a contract for another year and a half with Paris Saint-Germain. He&#8217;s unsellable for the Parisians, and for the length of his contract he won&#8217;t leave Paris.

&#8220;With all due respect, I don&#8217;t think Roma can afford him.&#8221;


On Balotelli

"Was it a mistake for Mario to leave Milan? Decisions have to be judged at the time they&#8217;re taken, in the summer it was right to leave Milan, and we&#8217;d do it again."

&#8220;Mario went to the best League in the world, and is not doing well at Liverpool for a number of reasons.

&#8220;But Balotelli is quiet and is working his way back to the top, I don&#8217;t regret the transfer or Mario leaving Milan.

&#8220;We no longer have to speak about his private life, and that&#8217;s a big improvement. Balotelli was out for almost 10 weeks with injury, you can&#8217;t judge him until he&#8217;s at 100 per cent.

&#8220;It&#8217;s not easy to go abroad and immediately fit into a different environment, but I&#8217;m not worried about Balotelli the way the Italian Press are.

&#8220;Juventus? They&#8217;ve denied it, and I don&#8217;t speak about the transfer market when it&#8217;s open.

&#8220;Juve denied it, so that&#8217;s the situation.&#8221;


On Pogba

&#8220;He&#8217;s one of the most expensive players on the market,&#8221; Raiola considered.

&#8220;For his age and how much he can improve he&#8217;s among the best in the world. But the price always depends on the possible buyer&#8230;&#8221; [There's hope for Arsenal and Liverpool!]

On Miki Targaryen

&#8220;He&#8217;s an extraordinary footballer, on both a technical and professional level,&#8221; was Raiola&#8217;s assessment in an interview with Radio Anch&#8217;io Sport.

&#8220;He grew up in Armenia, then moved to Shakhtar Donetsk. He can create assists and goals, he&#8217;s useful to a team.

&#8220;He&#8217;s suitable for Juve, he can be part of one of the top 10 teams in the world. However, it&#8217;s difficult to see Borussia Dortmund letting him go, but he could bring something extra to the Italian League.

&#8220;We&#8217;ll see if he can get to Serie A.&#8221;


On Berardi, Zaza and other players that he doesn't even represent :lol

&#8220;[Domenico] Berardi has a great future ahead of him, Juve can easily put their faith in him. The same is true of [Simone] Zaza, he has great quality.

&#8220;Felipe Anderson [of Lazio]? Last year he struggled, now he&#8217;s exploding. He has great attributes, he gives them something extra.

&#8220;It will be difficult for Lazio to keep him.&#8221;

 

[dc89]

Fuck the end of Kingdom Hearts man. FUCK IT!