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[Clydefrog]

FootballFan, where are you from originally?

Uranus

 

[El Topo]

FootballFan, where are you from originally?

A long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.

 

[wedward]

horse

"Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri

I think every football site is reporting Wolfsburg-Bayern wrong scoresheet.

Because clearly was Junior Malanda to score "

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halp

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 2h2 hours ago
I can't believe there are so many idiots on twitter to mistake an homage for a banter. What a bad place this is turning into

 

[Yen]

Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT13| Homage for a Banter

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Football Thread 2014/2015 |OT13| Homage for a Banter

Someone needs to repurpose the Requiem for a Dream banner with that line on the FootyGAF banner.

 

[FortuneFaded]

FootballFan, where are you from originally?

Science is uncertain of the conditions before the Big Bang.

 

[Arnie]

Thrown the Star Trek image as my cover photo.

The faux-distress in my eyes is enthralling. Abrams should've cast me in the new Star Wars.

 

[Xpike]

Ruiz goes to Levante

what a way to

Spoiler

retire

 

[Suen]

FootballFan, where are you from originally?

The void.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Thrown the Star Trek image as my cover photo.

The faux-distress in my eyes is enthralling. Abrams should've cast me in the new Star Wars.

Aye, your eyes scream "I've beamed down on Percion-4 and I've left my fucking sandwiches at home."

 

[ghst]

scousers, feeling good about protecting your 50 year unbeaten streak tomorrow?

word is we might have to play our 16 year old academy golden boy at CB. you lot should have fun with that.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

scousers, feeling good about protecting your 50 year unbeaten streak tomorrow?

word is we might have to play our 16 year old academy golden boy as a CB. you lot should have fun with at.

If Sturridge doesn't start, its irrelevant how your defenders perform

 

[Elchele]

Ruiz goes to Levante

what a way to

Spoiler

retire

I thought he was joining Boca

 

[Yurt]

Arnie is such a sublime human bean

Employee of the year. A title I'm never getting in my life time :lol

 

[Xpike]

I thought he was joining Boca

Apparently he though Boca was below him. Which is ridiculous if he believes Levante is somehow better. But I guess it does have the perk of being bukkake'd by Ronaldo and Messi once every 6 months.

 

[Arnie]

Aye, your eyes scream "I've beamed down on Percion-4 and I've left my fucking sandwiches at home."

fucking hell i'm dying

then this

http://poetweet.com.br/?p=2ATOwkjM&lang=en

help

 

[Yen]

scousers, feeling good about protecting your 50 year unbeaten streak tomorrow?

word is we might have to play our 16 year old academy golden boy at CB. you lot should have fun with that.

Wouldn't be surprised at a 0-0. Or indeed Carroll or Downing scoring.

 

[Arnie]

Size 14
by Arnold Bennett​

The man, a real life superhero.
Start there. Watch footy. Escalate.
Christ, is a hero.
“@XabiAlonso: My hero. My mate. ”

Looks like Jebediah Springfield.
Ba; Ebola is nothing in comparison.
The heavens about our midfield.
And Jordan Henderson.

Going to be tough to resist.
Prouder. Doing the name justice.
Once and for all . . . ?" Christ
Highland spring? Solid choice.
Reflective. Wow. Well in Mr Artist.​

 

[3Sixty]

Average fighters
by KP

Chambers O.G. Please. Please.
5PM will bets be void. Pls respond.
With a not so talented nut case.
Think about that for a second.

Sensational

 

[Yurt]

Size 14
by Arnold Bennett​

The man, a real life superhero.
Start there. Watch footy. Escalate.
Christ, is a hero.
“@XabiAlonso: My hero. My mate. ”

Looks like Jebediah Springfield.
Ba; Ebola is nothing in comparison.
The heavens about our midfield.
And Jordan Henderson.

Going to be tough to resist.
Prouder. Doing the name justice.
Once and for all . . . ?" Christ
Highland spring? Solid choice.
Reflective. Wow. Well in Mr Artist.​

well

in

*abyss*

 

[FootballFan]

Somebody make a poem with my tweets

Zanzibarland.

The Dragon Ball Xenoverse

Yemen

MIddle Earth

Uranus

A long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.

Science is uncertain of the conditions before the Big Bang.

Looool

 

[Yurt]

Somebody make a poem with my tweets









Looool

Looool ain't no country ive ever heard of

you speak English in Looool?

 

[FootballFan]

Looool ain't no country ive ever heard of

you speak English in Looool?

I apologise.

English is my 3rd language Pls don't judge me

 

[Elchele]

Apparently he though Boca was below him. Which is ridiculous if he believes Levante is somehow better. But I guess it does have the perk of being bukkake'd by Ronaldo and Messi once every 6 months.

you get to live in Europe
that would be good enough for me too

 

[Yurt]

Yeah FF will never answer guys.
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Bonucci dumped his agent for Mino Raiola

Guess he IS moving to Arsenal then

 

[Willkiller]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

 

[Scum]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

 

[faridmon]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

You done goofed

 

[pulga]

FootballFan, where are you from originally?

Somewhere around northwest Pangea.

Spoiler

am i too late?

 

[Yurt]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

Only acceptable if we're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and she's the only women left on planet earth

 

[Xpike]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Somewhere around northwest Pangea.

Spoiler

am i too late?

Needed a bus joke in there really.

 

[Willkiller]

You done goofed

You have no idea man.

We have different lives now and I'm not under the impression we could ever get back together(I swear that wasn't the purpose of the message), but man, it feels like a slippery slope to me.

Like when you see a heroin addict take that first hit after years of being sober, like that.

 

[Stereogatari]

I just made a huge mistake, I messaged my ex after two years of being strong and resisting the urge.


Fuck.

lol my ex of 3 years ago (we only went out for a very little while, but it still hurt because I really liked her and she just cut off contact suddenly) is now married and has a kid. Messaging would be so weird. So glad to be over it though. Nothing like that feeling when you finally realise you're over it.

 

[Elchele]

we're playing on tuesday?! against Schalke :lol that will do it. 4-0 minimum

 

[Willkiller]

lol my ex of 3 years ago (we only went out for a very little while, but it still hurt because I really liked her and she just cut off contact suddenly) is now married and has a kid. Messaging would be so weird. So glad to be over it though. Nothing like that feeling when you finally realise you're over it.

Two years and I await the feeling. She's messaged back too.

Ah, fuck.

 

[Hixx]

To play resi fuck this console
The sex slave one i cant breathe
LEE BARRY CATTERMOLE

yes, this stanza sums up my twitter quite well.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Kevin Foley got his Copenhagen debut yesterday.

2 minutes until he was off injured again.

The training camp video was great though, Copenhagen players moaning about being on the same plane as Brøndby.

 

[Yurt]

Two years and I await the feeling. She's messaged back too.

Ah, fuck.

It's not too late to not fuck up

staP

 

[CCS]

Two years and I await the feeling. She's messaged back too.

Ah, fuck.

 

[Xpike]

Two years and I await the feeling. She's messaged back too.

Ah, fuck.

you fucked up wilikiller
youre going to end up being her bitch

 

[Scum]

Two years and I await the feeling. She's messaged back too.

Ah, fuck.

Oh dear. Willi, pls.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wyllyam.

It's Friday night.

Any idea you have on a Friday night is the worst idea ever.

 

[Willkiller]

I've resisted it for two years, why tonight?

And I'm out of beer, throw me a bone.

 

[Steverulez]

Cuadrado wanted no 11 but Didier has it so he is going to take 74 instead... not sure shirt numbers in the league are allowed that?

He'll probably get 11 next season anyway

 

[D4Danger]

"masturbate, then decide" - blamespace

 

[Scum]

I've resisted it for two years, why tonight?

And I'm out of beer, throw me a bone.

Switch to hard liquor. Then porn. Then a wank.

 

[Broder Salsa]

"masterubate, then decide" - blamespace

It's a good way really. When you have just masturbated, you instantly get sense into yourself and think "wait no, I don't want that."

 

[faridmon]

Ah Well, if you can get a fuck out of the whole ordeal, then maybe its worth it.
Just make sure you delete her number afterwards.

 

[Xpike]

I've resisted it for two years, why tonight?

And I'm out of beer, throw me a bone.

wikikiller go jack off right now
and then decide how your life is going to continue