Farewell Premier League. Much, much better off without us in our current state.
Hope Sunderland can claw back Norwich and stay safe. Big result for them today.
I'm torn between wanting Sunderland to stay up for Big Sam's no relegation record (I've always thought he's a good manager ever since his Bolton days), Newcastle (because my girlfriend's a Geordie) and Norwich (because I genuinely think they're better than both Newcastle and Sunderland).