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[DBT85]

Charley Adam is such a fat cunt

dirty fat cunt I think you'll find.

 

[Audioboxer]

Charley Adam is such a fat cunt

Or there is that LOL.

Also wish our fans would stop booing Fellaini. Yeah he is pretty shit but stop booing every game...

 

[Syder]

LOL.

Also poor Charlie Adam has typical Scottish genes. Looks about 65 when he is 31. Good player though, hard worker. Shame about how bad the Scottish national team is overall. Terrible.

Aren't Charlie Adam and the 'Eternal Wonderkid', Ibrahim Afellay, the same age? 😂

 

[Infernostew]

Or there is that LOL.

Also wish our fans would stop booing Fellaini. Yeah he is pretty shit but stop booing every game...

He's played better than Mata today, that's for sure...

Edit: Pogba needs to deliver those balls much earlier.

 

[Audioboxer]

Aren't Charlie Adam and the 'Eternal Wonderkid', Ibrahim Afellay, the same age? 😂

There's 70 year old men who probably look younger than Adam. I guess he is still fit enough though.

He's played better than Mata today, that's for sure...

True that.

 

[Infernostew]

HANDBALL!

 

[Audioboxer]

HANDBALL!

Definitely, 50/50 on deliberate or not. I guess if you slide in with your arms flailing that is intent enough usually.

Not a stone waller though.

Someone needs to give Adam a snickers.

 

[Infernostew]

Definitely, 50/50 on deliberate or not. I guess if you slide in with your arms flailing that is intent enough usually.

Not a stone waller though.

I hate all this talk about "deliberate" handball. 95% of the time, players who handle the ball aren't during it with any intent. His arm was in an unnatural position (outstretched) so it's a stone wall pen for me.

 

[Audioboxer]

I hate all this talk about "deliberate" handball. 95% of the time, players who handle the ball aren't during it with any intent. His arm was in an unnatural position (outstretched) so it's a stone wall pen for me.

I'll take that. We need something lol.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

United have no idea what to do vs this Stoke defence. And Clattenburg is the worst.

 

[Infernostew]

Mark Clattenburg, go home... you're drunk.

 

[Audioboxer]

Okay that was a shocking decision.

 

[Audioboxer]

Fuck yes, Rooney. Goals galore time.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

Arnautovic is such a braindead idiot. He can be thankful that Clattenburg is a pussy today.

 

[Infernostew]

The disconnect between our midfield and attack is so staggering.

 

[Audioboxer]

The disconnect between our midfield and attack is so staggering.

It's annoying how static players are most of the time. Never any runners. Same issue under LvG.

 

[Empty]

we're not going to score. it's just pass out wide to valencia for a useless cross.

 

[Audioboxer]

we're not going to score. it's just pass out wide to valencia for a useless cross.

Crossing under United has been dreadful for years. The amount of goals we score from corners and crosses is dire.

Dunno how players can't train to cross better.

 

[Infernostew]

It's annoying how static players are most of the time. Never any runners. Same issue under LvG.

Yup. No movement or give and goes. Just pass to Valencia so he can put in a shit cross that no one can get a head on.

edit: Even worse is our counterattack... or lack there of.

 

[Audioboxer]

Pretty diabolical with 15 mins to go we are chasing a draw.

Rashford should have buried that.

 

[DBT85]

Crossing under United has been dreadful for years. The amount of goals we score from corners and crosses is dire.

Dunno how players can't train to cross better.

We used all our crossing exp on Beckham. No more until he reaches lvl 50.

 

[Infernostew]

Pretty diabolical with 15 mins to go we are chasing a draw.

Rashford should have buried that.

Yup. Finishing has been dire this whole season. We've missed so many easy opportunities.

 

[Audioboxer]

We used all our crossing exp on Beckham. No more until he reaches lvl 50.

LOL.

The amount of crosses hitting the first man is telling.

Yup. Finishing has been dire this whole season. We've missed so many easy opportunities.

If we hadn't signed Ibra it would have been Mourinho getting sacked by Christmas.

 

[Infernostew]

C'mon Rppney...

If we hadn't signed Ibra it would have been Mourinho getting sacked by Christmas.

No doubt. Especially with Martial and Rashford not really clicking this season.

 

[Audioboxer]

ROONEY

ROONEY

ROONEY!

 

[Sgtpepper89]

Rooney never gonna break the goal record.

 

[Empty]

this is making me so mad

stoke are so bad. we could have won this game 5-0 with some concentration and quality.

 

[Infernostew]

Clattenburg.... pls!

 

[Audioboxer]

this is making me so mad

stoke are so bad. we could have won this game 5-0 with some concentration and quality.

Our rivals are going to be drinking our salty tears for hours.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

My god why keep trying those desperate long shots, they never work.

Send Clattenburg to China next week, Rooney can come as an pack in. Sell him for 300£ and buy a Switch instead.

 

[Infernostew]

Jesus Christ! Pass the fucking ball Pogba!

 

[Audioboxer]

My god why keep trying those desperate long shots, they never work.

Send Clattenburg to China next week, Rooney can come as an pack in. Sell him for 300£ and buy a Switch instead.

2nd wasn't a penalty. 1st was a better call.

United outstanding counter-attacks as usual.

 

[Infernostew]

Lingard.... keep the shot down... ugh

 

[His Majesty]

Everton playing well and finally get the deserved 0-1. Palace mad because Everton didn't kick the ball out for Schlupp who had cramps.

 

[Audioboxer]

Time for United to spend another 300m in the chase for a tiny slice of attacking quality lol.

 

[DBT85]

Time for United to spend another 300m in the chase for a tiny slice of attacking quality lol.

Little French boy is only 100m no?

 

[Audioboxer]

Little French boy is only 100m no?

He ain't coming near us if we play like this.

As usual our midfield has been utterly shite. Apart from Rooney of course. Player of the match.

 

[Jarnet87]

We just can't finish. What else can Mou do

 

[Infernostew]

ROONEYYYYYYYY!

 

[Jarnet87]

Uwotm8

 

[Sgtpepper89]

ROOOOONEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RECORD

Now Bobby can die in peace

 

[T-Rex.]

not a bad goal to break the record

 

[Empty]

OMG

 

[Audioboxer]

He ain't coming near us if we play like this.

As usual our midfield has been utterly shite. Apart from Rooney of course. Player of the match.

See what I said!

 

[DBT85]

A great goal to take the record and save us from getting nothing from a game where Stoke offered nothing at all.

 

[Infernostew]

A great goal to take the record and save us from getting nothing from a game where Stoke offered nothing at all.

Couldn't have said it better myself. I love how that bastard Joe Allen gave away the free kick too!

 

[Jarnet87]

Shit performance with 1 point rescued.

 

[Audioboxer]

Still 2 points dropped. Any top 4 team would have punished Stoke there for turtling up.

At least MOTD will be watchable.

 

[Infernostew]

Still 2 points dropped. Any top 4 team would have punished Stoke there for turtling up.

At least MOTD will be watchable.

Yup. A little bit of movement and finesse could've carved that bus apart.

 

[DBT85]

Still 2 points dropped. Any top 4 team would have punished Stoke there for turtling up.

At least MOTD will be watchable.

Absolutely. It was the 90th minute game from about the 60th, we should have buried them.

It's 2 points dropped. But at least it's not 3.