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[His Majesty]

"We're winning away, we're winning away, how shit must you be? We're winning away"

holy shit i'm dying

 

[King_Moc]

This is the least surprising thing ever. I was even tempted to bet on it.

 

[Audioboxer]

Losing at home to Burnley only to trash Manchester City away next week.

#justliverpoolthings

lol. They'll probably turn it around. Story of a few of the big teams in the premier league. Constantly underperforming against lower teams.

At least with United its drawing more than losing!

 

[T-Rex.]

They're not even playing that defensively lmao. It's pretty ironic just how shit we are when teams press us back.

 

[sora87]

Another 2-0 to Burnley no doubt, what the real surprise would be is if liverpool can actually score one. 2-1 sounds a little more respectable you know, being the home side and all.

 

[Audioboxer]

Liverpool are quickly needing an AFTV.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Me at this score

EDIT: Okay this new one I can get behind

 

[sora87]

It's embarrassing how easy is it for burnley, no pressure at all for them, it's like a training drill

 

[tim.mbp]

Barça in trouble.

 

[Lashley]

1-1

 

[T-Rex.]

Hallelujah. They've finally realised they can play football.

 

[CrayToes]

I'll take it. Now smash these cunts in the 2nd half.

 

[Johnny Cage]

Gini is the saviour this club needs

 

[DBT85]

Shall Robin Hood and his Merry Men strike again?

 

[Audioboxer]

Another late goal, doing an Arsenal.

If there is one thing the lower league teams are completely pants at, it's losing goals right before half time or at 90 minutes. Although that is a Man Utd speciality these days, losing a goal in the last minute to fall to a draw. How times change!

 

[CrayToes]

There is nothing to suggest that we're going to win this. So frustrating.

 

[SplitYourInfinities]

Deportivo > PSG confirmed.

 

[Lashley]

There is nothing to suggest that we're going to win this. So frustrating.

Can disagrees

 

[T-Rex.]

Emre!!!! Chuffed for him.

 

[Lashley]

"If you don't shoot, you don't score"

 

[Infernostew]

Awful goalkeeping

 

[DBT85]

I was bored so made this for whenever its appropriate.

 

[CrayToes]

This crowd is so shit.

 

[T-Rex.]

Massive win. Can't stand Dyche which makes it even sweeter.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Sheesh, hope this is the messy start to a good run.

 

[CrayToes]

Awful win but I would've taken it 2 hours ago. We absolutely need to beat City next week to keep our top 4 hopes alive.

 

[Johnny Cage]

Scary finish at the end there but at least it's a win. Hard to believe we were on fire at the start of this season.

 

[McMoneyman]

I'll take it.

 

[Lashley]

Massive win. Can't stand Dyche which makes it even sweeter.

?

Why?

 

[LNBL]

Memphis scored from the midline for lyon today lol

 

[T-Rex.]

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Why?

Cos it's boring hearing him constantly go on about how he'd be more highly rated if he was a foreign manager and so on. And he also refers to himself in the 3rd person.

 

[Audioboxer]

Memphis scored from the midline for lyon today lol

Dat buyback clause to fill our holes when we fail to qualify for the CL and there is an exodus of players. Tweet with goal video ~ https://twitter.com/BeanymanSports/status/840986983363182592

In other news Arsenal getting shook Liverpool are clawing ahead.

 

[McMoneyman]

?

Why?

Dyche added: “ Antonio Conte came in at Chelsea and he got commended for bringing a hard, fast, new leadership, which involved doing 800m runs, 400m runs and 200m runs.

“Come to my training and see Sean Dyche doing that and you’d say, 'Dinosaur. A young, English, dinosaur manager. Hasn’t got a clue’.

“I just saw Gael Clichy talking about the diet that Pep has brought in — he’s stopped pizza . He was talking about how this new diet was amazing, saying we don’t eat junk food.

“We’ve been doing that since I got here. I did it at Watford. So are other English managers. Because I’m Sean Dyche, you wouldn’t be interested. It’s ‘Go on Pep, tell us about your pizzas!’

“They questioned for me playing a 4-4-2 and then everyone played it last year and it was ‘Amazing Ranieri! Amazing! Tactical genius!’

“Klopp came in and played sort of a 4-4-2 and ‘let’s run really hard and press’. People thought it was incredible. Wasn’t Sean Dyche doing that three years ago when he got here?

 

[Lashley]

Dyche added: “ Antonio Conte came in at Chelsea and he got commended for bringing a hard, fast, new leadership, which involved doing 800m runs, 400m runs and 200m runs.

“Come to my training and see Sean Dyche doing that and you’d say, 'Dinosaur. A young, English, dinosaur manager. Hasn’t got a clue’.

“I just saw Gael Clichy talking about the diet that Pep has brought in — he’s stopped pizza . He was talking about how this new diet was amazing, saying we don’t eat junk food.

“We’ve been doing that since I got here. I did it at Watford. So are other English managers. Because I’m Sean Dyche, you wouldn’t be interested. It’s ‘Go on Pep, tell us about your pizzas!’

“They questioned for me playing a 4-4-2 and then everyone played it last year and it was ‘Amazing Ranieri! Amazing! Tactical genius!’

“Klopp came in and played sort of a 4-4-2 and ‘let’s run really hard and press’. People thought it was incredible. Wasn’t Sean Dyche doing that three years ago when he got here?

He has a point.

 

[Pachimari]

We are playing so much better with Isco and James on the pitch.

Also Nacho is always so damn super solid in defense. Any club should really try and buy him away from us and they'll get quality who can cover all four spots in the back line. I'm just glad we still got him in our squad.

 

[Pachimari]

Keylor have been fucking horrible. What a goddamn drop! 1-0 to Real Betis.

We seriously need to ship him out and get a new goalkeeper this summer. He have had two major mistakes. He should have had a red card for that weird missed header outside the box too.

 

[Beefy]

McClaren sacked again.

 

[McMoneyman]

Keylor have been fucking horrible. What a goddamn drop! 1-0 to Real Betis.

We seriously need to ship him out and get a new goalkeeper this summer. He have had two major mistakes. He should have had a red card for that weird missed header outside the box too.

Please buy De Gea if United finishes outside the top 4.

 

[His Majesty]

Please buy De Gea if United finishes outside the top 4.

Last I heard the fax machine is still broken.

 

[Pachimari]

Cristianoooooooooo 1-1!

Nicely put header.

 

[EmiPrime]

Dyche added: “ Antonio Conte came in at Chelsea and he got commended for bringing a hard, fast, new leadership, which involved doing 800m runs, 400m runs and 200m runs.

“Come to my training and see Sean Dyche doing that and you’d say, 'Dinosaur. A young, English, dinosaur manager. Hasn’t got a clue’.

“I just saw Gael Clichy talking about the diet that Pep has brought in — he’s stopped pizza . He was talking about how this new diet was amazing, saying we don’t eat junk food.

“We’ve been doing that since I got here. I did it at Watford. So are other English managers. Because I’m Sean Dyche, you wouldn’t be interested. It’s ‘Go on Pep, tell us about your pizzas!’

“They questioned for me playing a 4-4-2 and then everyone played it last year and it was ‘Amazing Ranieri! Amazing! Tactical genius!’

“Klopp came in and played sort of a 4-4-2 and ‘let’s run really hard and press’. People thought it was incredible. Wasn’t Sean Dyche doing that three years ago when he got here?

Sean Dyche disc beard interview

 

[panty]

This is it.

If we wont win, Barca will win the league.

 

[Pachimari]

Come on, take out Morata for Benzema or Lucas.

 

[CMojicaAce]

Just saw that Navas own goal. Wtf?

 

[Lashley]

McClaren sacked again.

Good

 

[Pachimari]

So both Benzema and Lucas are in now, let's hope something happens.

Nice master pass by Modric to Cristiano btw. Unfortunately an offside goal.

[edit] Asensio is coming in! I really hope if we ship out Isco or James, that we don't bring in another, and instead give more minutes to my boy here.

 

[panty]

Clear yellow.

15mins to score against a fucking 10-man Betis, geez.

 

[Pachimari]

Well if this one ends in a draw, I won't spell doom and gloom because it's not. But this is definitely a game we should win.

 

[panty]

Ramos > Benzema, Bale, Ronaldo, Morata

 

[Pachimari]

It's fucking SERGIO RAMOS!!!!!!!

THE LEGEND OF ALL.

Hala Madrid!

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