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[KingSnake]

You deserve an own goal when you play as shitty and unambitious as Brighton plays today.

 

[Syder]

City to panic buy someone after this performance

 

[BMO = GOAT]

🤔 I don't mind players asking for transfers, but if they deliberately don't play well or don't even try to play just to send a message, then fuck them. Hope they don't play well at their new team.

 

[KingSnake]

Thus begins City's title run.

 

[Zasa]

Bouhafsi: "#Tottenham bid for Anthony #Martial, bid rejected by Man United. #MUFC"

"#MUFC have also rejected a loan offer with an option to buy for #Martial from Inter Milan."

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896418702891077633

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896423159511076865

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

Dunk Memes.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

How is this team playing in one of the most relevant leagues in the world?

I'm genuinely shocked.

Sheikh Mansour bought them and the rest is history.

 

[Loris146]

Bernardo Silva and Sterling on the bench? Holy shit. Pep has a "nice" team lol.

 

[Audioboxer]

Hazard to leave the sinking ship, but Drinkwater to come in and restore success

Bouhafsi: "#Tottenham bid for Anthony #Martial, bid rejected by Man United. #MUFC"

"#MUFC have also rejected a loan offer with an option to buy for #Martial from Inter Milan."

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896418702891077633

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896423159511076865

Mou "You'll rot on the bench like Shaw because... reasons".

 

[CrayToes]

City look ominously solid. They'll be tough to beat this year.

 

[Turbo Killer]

Gahhhh! At the tattoo on ederson's neck.

 

[KingSnake]

Hazard to leave the sinking ship, but Drinkwater to come in and restore success

I don't see where would Hazard play in the current line-up of Real.

 

[Mass_Pincup]

Bouhafsi: "#Tottenham bid for Anthony #Martial, bid rejected by Man United. #MUFC"

"#MUFC have also rejected a loan offer with an option to buy for #Martial from Inter Milan."

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896418702891077633

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896423159511076865

At least let him go and become a world class player somewhere else if you don't count in him...

 

[Garjon]

That was a gorgeous ball but what the fuck was the forward doing?

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

Sheikh Mansour bought them and the rest is history.

 

[Zasa]

City look ominously solid. They'll be tough to beat this year.

So what you're saying is that Pep is a fraud, yes?

 

[Audioboxer]

I don't see where would Hazard play in the current line-up of Real.

Just to sell Bale to United <3

 

[KingSnake]

Just to sell Bale to United <3

Bale belongs on the bench at Real currently.

 

[CrayToes]

Just to sell Bale to United <3

I don't see where Bale would play in the current lineup of Real.

 

[Audioboxer]

Bale belongs on the bench at Real currently.

I don't see where Bale would play in the current lineup of Real.

True, but right now he is on the bench. If Hazard signed he'd be on the bench bench.

 

[Garjon]

Dunk heads into own net under pressure from Jesus

Headline writers are going to have a lot of fun with this.

 

[Syder]

Bale belongs on the bench at Real currently.

I don't see where Bale would play in the current lineup of Real.

True, but right now he is on the bench. If Hazard signed he'd be on the bench bench.

Maybe Bale's going to transition back into a left-back

 

[Lashley]

What a SHOCK

BT Sport picks an Englishman as the MOTM

 

[CrayToes]

I will never understand pundit's obsession with Walker. He's so one dimensional. Typical wankfest over an English player.

 

[Audioboxer]

Maybe Bale's going to transition back into a left-back

Good enough for us considering our bench is literally Luke Shaw's body that the others sit on.

 

[Lashley]

I will never understand pundit's obsession with Walker. He's so one dimensional. Typical wankfest over an English player.

He's been total hokey, as usual

Overrated pace merchant

 

[Garjon]

What a SHOCK

BT Sport picks an Englishman as the MOTM

The fuck? De Bruyne is motm surely!

 

[DBT85]

Boo City won. That's not living up to the drama we've seen already ffs.

 

[CrayToes]

Boo City won. That's not living up to the drama we've seen already ffs.

I'm sure Spurs & Utd will live up to the billing.

 

[Jarnet87]

Bouhafsi: "#Tottenham bid for Anthony #Martial, bid rejected by Man United. #MUFC"

"#MUFC have also rejected a loan offer with an option to buy for #Martial from Inter Milan."

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896418702891077633

https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/896423159511076865

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In b4 Lingard starts tomorrow and Martial doesn't even get off the bench.

 

[Lashley]

Thank God that's over

 

[GoldenCrow]

So fucking boring. Didn't really see any problems for City besides not utilising the massive bloody pockets all game.

 

[Audioboxer]

In b4 Lingard starts tomorrow and Martial doesn't even get off the bench.

Pogba with that clause in his contract that states "Lingard must start every game"

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

Aguero, finally.[...]

Like an Argentinian Frank Bruno

 

[Lashley]

1st MOTD running order of the season: Che/Bur, CP/Hud, Wat/Liv, Ars/Lei, Bri/ManC, Eve/Sto, WBA/Bou, Sou/Swa. Stories & goals. @BBCOne 10.30

 

[Garjon]

1st MOTD running order of the season: Che/Bur, CP/Hud, Wat/Liv, Ars/Lei, Bri/ManC, Eve/Sto, WBA/Bou, Sou/Swa. Stories & goals. @BBCOne 10.30

Who would have thought yesterday that Arsenal v Leicester would be 4th in the MotD lineup

 

[tomtom94]

Good on MOTD for putting Huddersfield second.

 

[slider]

Who would have thought yesterday that Arsenal v Leicester would be 4th in the MotD lineup

I'd have it higher up the list. But this is how MOTD do it. Simply by virtue of the fact that the game is a day old it gets bumped.

Sorry MOTD, you're missing Arsene's redemption.

 

[Syder]

I think the reason why Arsenal aren't very high on the running order is because most people would've seen the highlights by now.

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

And the acca came through, fine day of football hahaha.

 

[bonesmccoy]

TA-A actually looked quite decent. I'd like to see how the back 4 looks with Robertson on the left.

Also, would it be such a crime to use Moreno as an out an out winger? It seems like that's what he wants to be anyway.

 

[Syder]

Also, would it be such a crime to use Moreno as an out an out winger? It seems like that's what he wants to be anyway.

Moreno's like a shit Pat van Aanholt.

 

[McMoneyman]

Moreno's like a shit Pat van Aanholt.

Moreno is a poor, poor, poor, poormans John-Arne Riise.

 

[DBT85]

I'm sure Spurs & Utd will live up to the billing.

Nobody can be sure of anything if the first 2 days of the season are anything to go by.

 

[McMoneyman]

Nobody can be sure of anything if the first 2 days of the season are anything to go by.

August league tables are as reliable as the weather forecasts as they say.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

1st MOTD running order of the season: Che/Bur, CP/Hud, Wat/Liv, Ars/Lei, Bri/ManC, Eve/Sto, WBA/Bou, Sou/Swa. Stories & goals. @BBCOne 10.30

Called it. What was the stipulations of the bet?

Think you have to sport a Harry Kane avatar now. Yeah, that was it.

 

[Syder]

Called it. What was the stipulations of the bet?

Think you have to sport a Harry Kane avatar now. Yeah, that was it.

[MOUTH BREATHING INTENSIFIES]

 

[jm89]

Why don't sky sports have a timer for their nissan game of the day? Not the end of the world but watching the chelsea game and it's annoying as hell.

 

[DBT85]

Why don't sky sports have a timer for their nissan game of the day? Not the end of the world but watching the chelsea game and it's annoying as hell.

Might not be the full game and the edit might be from a clean feed with no clock.

 

[Syder]

Might not be the full game and the edit might be from a clean feed with no clock.

It's not the full game, it's extended highlights.