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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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ten year olds are on twitter now? i didn't even get my first phone until i was 18. i'm not even joking.
it was fucking embarrassing. imagine having to work on a group project with people you don't know. at the end of the first meeting, everyone says they should exchange numbers. they each give their numbers. with every number that is given out, an orifice in my body opens up to excrete sweat.
they arrive at me.
them: "bud, so? what's your number?"
me: "uhm........uhm..... i don't have a m-m-m-mobile phone... i'll give m-m-my home n-number, ok-k-kay?"
them: "................... :|"
oh god just thinking about this is making my ass crack sweat like mad
those were dark times
it was fucking embarrassing. imagine having to work on a group project with people you don't know. at the end of the first meeting, everyone says they should exchange numbers. they each give their numbers. with every number that is given out, an orifice in my body opens up to excrete sweat.
they arrive at me.
them: "bud, so? what's your number?"
me: "uhm........uhm..... i don't have a m-m-m-mobile phone... i'll give m-m-my home n-number, ok-k-kay?"
them: "................... :|"
oh god just thinking about this is making my ass crack sweat like mad
those were dark times
KidA Seven
Member
I wonder if it feels as good as Messi's japanese facial.
Looks like Billy Crudup.
KidA Seven
Member
Vivalaraza
Member
Yeah I wanna see it.
Iker bout to cream, lol
I sure hope Iker and Joe Hart are the only ones in this ad campaign...
The_Hitcher89
Member
07/08 Torres or 12/13 Suarez?
Wow, nearly 2 years since he left. Time flies, cuts heal, broken hearts don't
Could Van Persie and Suarez play together? Some of Suarez's link up play today was incredible. Occupying the world-class category at the moment, along with Falcao, Van Persie, Ibra and Cavani
Wow, nearly 2 years since he left. Time flies, cuts heal, broken hearts don't
Could Van Persie and Suarez play together? Some of Suarez's link up play today was incredible. Occupying the world-class category at the moment, along with Falcao, Van Persie, Ibra and Cavani
Yeah I probably will.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Mobile phones are kind of fucking annoying, hate how people just expect you to pick up your phone or answer then immediately today.
Awesome Animals
Member
They only expect that if you establish that expectation bro. I never answer my mom's calls, and she doesn't expect it now. I almost have her texting me.
PrematureQuiche
Member
I stopped watching after 45 minutes. How the fuck did we lose?
You are missing Ba from that list.
You are missing Ba from that list.
Worst thing is seeing people glued to them all day long, so fucking rude.
Why do you hate your mam?
Yeah, I'll go see it.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Smartphones have made people incredibly impolite and annoying to be around.
edit: Wow, that marin tackle was dangerous. At PQ, for some reason I just don't feel that Ba belongs there. Like he needs the team to be built around him and him alone or something
Hard to say, in general I'd say Torres because overall the team was better, so obviously I was enjoying football a lot more back then. But still, the little man's so endearing, given how hard he works for the team. But Torres had the seX Factor.
:lol Debuchy and Cabaye chilling. Bet Kyoufu's not even watching.
Because you stopped watching.
Hopefully, Lucas moura can gel with the squad quickly because i can't stand menez anymore!!! Its going to be a fun 2nd half of the season. If PSG gets Baines this month. I think they can easily get to quarters or maybe the semis of the UCL.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Maybe I just know shit people.
The other day a friend called me like 10 fucking times while I was sleeping with my fucked up sleeping pattern. If I didn't pick it up the first time I'm probably doing something. It's not like it was even important, he just wanted to play fifa.
Still rocking some Nokia beast that is at least 6 years old. But yeah, working at a school it's weird to see 6 to 10 year olds with smart phones and ipads everywhere.
Awesome Animals
Member
^^ Yea, that wouldn't fly with me.
I don't. But if she keeps calling me as often as she does I will.
I don't. But if she keeps calling me as often as she does I will.
Hah, I can't remember the last time I watched MOTD.
Especially when they are in conversation with you. Although sometimes I use it as an excuse not to talk to someone. I just play a game and pretend I'm texting.
I'm not sure I can cope with Russell Crowe signing and Amanda Seyfried's stupid frog eyes in the same film.
Michael Owen's punditry nearly made my brain stop.
The next round of kicker-rankings:
Defensive Midfielder
World Class:
-
International Class
1. Bastian Schweinsteiger
2. Sebastian Rode
3. Pirmin Schwegler
Extended:
4. Ilkay Gündogan
5. Sebastian Kehl
6. Stefan Reinartz
7. Lars Bender
8. Javi Martinez
9. Julian Baumgartlinger
10. Zlatko Junuzovic
11. Simon Rolfes
12. Jermaine Jones
13. Cedric Makiadi
14. Roman Neustädter
15. Elkin Soto
16. Julian Schuster
Attacking Midfielder
World Class:
1. Mario Götze
International Class:
2. Toni Kroos
3. Alex Meier
Extended:
4. Aaron Hunt
5. Diego
6. Andreas Ivanschitz
7. Kevin de Bruyne
Defensive Midfielder
World Class:
-
International Class
1. Bastian Schweinsteiger
2. Sebastian Rode
3. Pirmin Schwegler
Extended:
4. Ilkay Gündogan
5. Sebastian Kehl
6. Stefan Reinartz
7. Lars Bender
8. Javi Martinez
9. Julian Baumgartlinger
10. Zlatko Junuzovic
11. Simon Rolfes
12. Jermaine Jones
13. Cedric Makiadi
14. Roman Neustädter
15. Elkin Soto
16. Julian Schuster
Attacking Midfielder
World Class:
1. Mario Götze
International Class:
2. Toni Kroos
3. Alex Meier
Extended:
4. Aaron Hunt
5. Diego
6. Andreas Ivanschitz
7. Kevin de Bruyne
Russell crowe was ehh during the film. Thank god, amanda had limited screentime!
The_Hitcher89
Member
That wasn't punditry, it was radio-commentary. Just a description of something that happened, no analysis, no insight, no intonation. He might as well have referred to the parts of the pitch by the old grid-numbers
Broder Salsa
Banned
Vivalaraza
Member
Rode and Schwegler. Who are they and why are they above Ilkay.
Not feeling it. Will Anne Hathaway sing that song in the movie?
Probably the only genuine Liverpool "ITK" djphal said this on rawk, "Alonso wants to return to Liverpool"
HHHNNNNGGGH
(not that it means anything really, but still)
edit: Alonso's wife posting the Gerrard and Alonso pics. Gerrard saying Xabi is the one player who he'd love back. 2+2=4. Xabi Alonso 2013 // The Return of the King// 1080P
HHHNNNNGGGH
(not that it means anything really, but still)
edit: Alonso's wife posting the Gerrard and Alonso pics. Gerrard saying Xabi is the one player who he'd love back. 2+2=4. Xabi Alonso 2013 // The Return of the King// 1080P
Baines isn't going to PSG.
Eintracht Frankfurt players. Based on Eintrachts performance in the Bundesliga their ranking is justified. Rode is 22 years old and is wanted by half of the league.
Sahin for Alonso it is then.
Imagine if he comes back when Gerrard is having his best season in 3 years?
Milchmonster
Member
So, rumor that we're interested in Fortounis from Kaiserslautern as possible Perisic replacement.
He looks like a talented, versatile and young player, so pretty much what you'd expect us to go for. I'm not sure if it makes that much sense to buy him to be honest. He'd need the rest of the season to get used to Klopp's system and with Bittencourt we already have a very similiar player. One of them wouldn't get enough play time to develop unless another winger leaves us (Reus, Götze, Kuba: not happening, Großkreutz: possible, but not likely). Or maybe Bittencourt will be used as Götze replacement at CAM? Well, at least we have some rumors this winter break, last year only Reus happened
He looks like a talented, versatile and young player, so pretty much what you'd expect us to go for. I'm not sure if it makes that much sense to buy him to be honest. He'd need the rest of the season to get used to Klopp's system and with Bittencourt we already have a very similiar player. One of them wouldn't get enough play time to develop unless another winger leaves us (Reus, Götze, Kuba: not happening, Großkreutz: possible, but not likely). Or maybe Bittencourt will be used as Götze replacement at CAM? Well, at least we have some rumors this winter break, last year only Reus happened
the one in chloe together julianne moore? i've seen that one.
i want to put my head between amanda's thighs
i want kat dennings to put her head between mine
we'd be one
forever
The_Hitcher89
Member
I'd be a little apprehensive tbh.
1. He left us when we were on the cusp of greatness, when he knew full-well how important he was to the team (Yes, the situation changed over the previous year)
2. I don't want us to give up on Henderson or Allen
Clearly, it would be a great move, but there's just something off about it. Although we could probably find a way of rotating Allen, Henderson, Gerrard and Alonso for those 2 advanced midfield positions.
I'd honestly rather get some back-up for Lucas than have Alonso back at the moment. We'd be fools to say no if he angled for a move though.
Gerrard's been very good recently. Keep him out of the Europa League and 'easy' FA Cup games, play him deep or advanced depending on his fitness and match situation.
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