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[Fry]

What's going on here.

Suarez hit his hand on the ball again. Some people are being petty, some are being too defensive, and some are being bitter cunts because their team lost to Liverpool.

Just another afternoon at footy-gaf.

 

[faridmon]

who to take it?

Evra with Suarez as a keeper

 

[3Sixty]

I'm going to watch the NFL now with it's boring almost always correct decisions and constant breaks. So sterile.

Tuck rule.

 

[Kyoufu]

Yurt is here, lets hear about cheating from a Juve expert.

:lol :lol

This thread has the best trolls.

 

[elseanio]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

He has kissed it every goal, since his save in the world cup

 

[Vivalaraza]

Suarez hit his hand on the ball again. Some people are being petty, some are being too defensive, and some are being bitter cunts because their team lost to Liverpool.

Just another afternoon at footy-gaf.

We haven't even started on Fuck Bayern yet.

And do one Wooden read the thread.

 

[Arnie]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

:lol :lol

This is the sort of stuff I'm talking about. It's glorious.

He kisses both sides of his hand after every goal.

 

[ShogunX]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

He kisses his hand and wrist after every goal he scores... (Wedding ring and daughters name)

I know the evil genius makes a better story though so carry on!

 

[Wilbur]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

No no he was saying sorry for accidentally using his hand.

He then said sorry for busting a thirteen year old girl's hymen in the crowd with the same hand and then picking a blueberry pie off a granny's windowsill and throwing it down a well.

 

[José Mourinho]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

Didn't see it so I'm just going to ask. Did he kiss his hand? or did he kiss his wrist, which he always does?

 

[Timurid]

Yurt is here, lets hear about cheating from a Juve expert.

Yurt is ok. The most delusional one is Zabo.

 

[Broder Salsa]

:lol :lol

This thread has the best trolls.

Yurt knows I love him, despite the black and white stripes. Timurid had been slacking today though.

 

[GorillaJu]

Didn't see it so I'm just going to ask. Did he kiss his hand? or did he kiss his wrist, which he always does?

He did the same celebration he always does, just a bit more subdued.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I reckon Timurid knows Suarez usually kisses his wrist.

 

[Yurt]

Oh look, an expert in cheating, shed some light on today's incidents.

Yurt is here, lets hear about cheating from a Juve expert.

Yikes!

To be honest, I did not see the incident.

 

[madmackem]

Keep the tears coming. It's just lovely.

Dont really give a fuck either way, but hate to see grass root football clubs getting cheated out of a payday.

 

[Phantast2k]

Apparently we're also interested in Remy:

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Anigo-si-loic-remy-partait/340403

L'attaquant international (26 ans, 17 sélections, 4 buts), qui évoulera dans le couloir gauche contre Guingamp ce dimanche en Coupe de France au Vélodrome (14h15), est ciblé aussi bien en Allemagne (Dortmund, Schalke 04) qu'en Angleterre (QPR, Newcastle).

 

[elseanio]

Didn't see it so I'm just going to ask. Did he kiss his hand? or did he kiss his wrist, which he always does?

He always kisses both mate. Ring finger for his wife, wrist for his kid

 

[LTWheels]

Mansfield > QPR, Fulham, Sunderland.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I reckon Timurid knows Suarez usually kisses his wrist.

It's a reference/celebration of FootyGAFs masturbation talk.


and i dont read the thread, just post.

 

[faridmon]

Yurt is here, lets hear about cheating from a Juve expert.

Oh look, an expert in cheating, shed some light on today's incidents.

Lol

 

[Kyoufu]

Apparently we're also interested in Remy:

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Anigo-si-loic-remy-partait/340403

Please buy him so we can't.

He was so shit today :lol

 

[José Mourinho]

He did the same celebration he always does, just a bit more subdued.

Thought as much.

He always kisses both mate. Ring finger for his wife, wrist for his kid

See, I rarely see Liverpool games but have noticed the wrist thing. It was the first thing that came to mind when I heard he "kissed his hand" off the back of a handball. But makes sense that selective memories would forget such things.

 

[Yen]

Dont really give a fuck either way, but hate to see grass root football clubs getting cheated out of a payday.

how many non-league teams are owned by multi-millionaires?

 

[Garjon]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

He does it for every goal; supposedly there's a tattoo of his daughter's name there.

 

[rodvik]

Alright off to spend time with kids. /dad mode on

I will leave you Liverpool fans to think about what you have done.

 

[sohois]

Some good laughs in here tonight, helps distract from what was actually a pretty shitty match - Mansfield were as one would expect, but Liverpool were all over the place. Terrible pitch didn't help matters. I suppose its to be expected of these FA cup matches, there has to be some 'magic of the cup'.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Does Suarez usually kiss his wrist after scoring?

 

[KidA Seven]

FUCKING LOL Suarez is such a cunt. He even kisses his hand after the goal. I hope RVP puts at least 5 in the net against these clowns.

You have no right to cheer for us now timerda. :lol

 

[Yen]

Does Suarez usually kiss his wrist after scoring?

yes

 

[Gareth Bale]

Shelvey's ball to Sturridge for the first goal was nice

 

[Arnie]

Does Suarez usually kiss his wrist after scoring?

He does it after every handball.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This place is great

Mansfield manager looks piiiiiiiiiiiiissed

 

[The Atticus]

I vote for a triple threat match between Suarez, Mansfield Town XI and RVP (tag with Howard Webb)

Evra is special guest referee
Fergie's the GM.

 

[Garjon]

Does Suarez usually kiss his wrist after scoring?

He does it for every goal; supposedly there's a tattoo of his daughter's name there.

 

[PowderedToast]

i love you barnsey

 

[Requeim]

He does it for every goal; supposedly there's a tattoo of his daughter's name there.

Rofl. is not that not confirmed? It probably says "Patrice Evra"

 

[LegoArmo]

What you guys haven't noticed is that Suarez usually plays with his boots on his hands, running in a handstand. Today was actually the only goal he has scored with his feet.

 

[Hixx]

He does it for every goal; supposedly there's a tattoo of his daughter's name there.

He must have to get it touched up canny often, them teeth cannot leave much of the tattoo left.

 

[Fry]

He does it after every handball.

What if he scores with his dick?

 

[Yurt]

Guys, Vivalaraza is obviously trolling. Settle down!

He does it after every handball.

 

[Wilbur]

Is he kissing his wrist or is he kissing the stigmata marks where the Romans nailed him to the cross for the Jews' betrayal?

 

[José Mourinho]

Does Suarez usually kiss his wrist after scoring?

I've noticed it.

 

[elseanio]

Well in to the Mansfield manager

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What you guys haven't noticed is that Suarez usually plays with his boots on his hands, running in a handstand. Today was actually the only goal he has scored with his feet.

So his head actually sticks out of his arse?

 

[Phantast2k]

Who is this Mansfield broad and can I have her number please?

 

[Kyoufu]

What if he scores with his dick?

Liverpool fans kiss his dick instead of his arse.

 

[Yurt]

Is he kissing his wrist or is he kissing the stigmata marks where the Romans nailed him to the cross for the Jews' betrayal?

HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

 

[PowderedToast]

Well in to the Mansfield manager

yeah proper class behaviour

 

[The Atticus]

Is he kissing his wrist or is he kissing the stigmata marks where the Romans nailed him to the cross for the Jews' betrayal?

Holy fuck hahaha bananas