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[Gareth Bale]

Instinctive handball?

If you're instinct as a footballer is to use your hands then what does that say about your instincts?

I've no idea whether he did it on purpose or not, but to say it was instinctive is a strange defence.

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Who's the hot suit? Chairwoman?

 

[José Mourinho]

For reference, Liverpool fans also thought this was an accident.

Looks like an accident to me.

 

[Diablos54]

I know, right, Brendan took Suarez out of the bench because he knew he'd cheat their way to increasing the lead.

Exactly. I mean, Suarez is good at that kinda stuff. Also a good finisher, but that didn't matter with the goal so...

 

[GorillaJu]

Must be hard always being the victim.



Well if he was looking for a player that could cheat for him... It wasn't a bad choice.



Morten Dunken finally went away from FCM?

The victim here is clearly Mansfield. /yawn

 

[Fry]

Looks like an accident to me.

'I probably won't get the ball, so I'll just kick him in the stomach'. All that thinking in less than a second.

He really is an evil genius.

 

[faridmon]

Wait, Adan got sent off today with this whole Casillas thing going on?

Yep, and then Casillas proved Morinhou right by being shite.

 

[Arnie]

Instinctive handball?

If you're instinct as a footballer is to use your hands then what does that say about your instincts?

I've no idea whether he did it on purpose or not, but to say it was instinctive is a poor defence.

That you're desperate to win?

 

[Wilbur]

Easy to never be bothered when you're top of the league. Not even close to the same stick Suarez gets for every tiny movement.

Which he hasn't for a while now because he's stuck to playing well on a football pitch. You can't deny he's getting loads of praise in here recently. No one's mentioned him doing anything cuntish for a while until now.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wow.

Liverpool fans singing "Your support is fucking shit" to the same club who have left 96 seats empty to honour the Hillsborough dead.

...

 

[Willkiller]

Would Suarez really have intentionally handled the ball?

Has he done it before?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Who's the hot suit? Chairwoman?

Some prostitute the owner picked up to look pretty as the chair woman.

 

[Wes]

Suarez's handball was like a guy who opens a fridge and eats a sandwich labelled for someone else and then puts a post-it in it's place telling them they're fat and should be ashamed.

 

[Vivalaraza]

'I probably won't get the ball, so I'll just kick him in the stomach'. All that thinking in less than a second.

He really is an evil genius.

I think you could think all of that stuff in one second actually.

 

[Mastadon]

Wow.

Liverpool fans singing "Your support is fucking shit" to the same club who have left 96 seats empty to honour the Hillsborough dead.

...

Oh those poor Mansfield fans! We might have hurt their feelings.

 

[Timurid]

Only wee clubs cheat against Mansfield.

 

[elseanio]

Wow.

Liverpool fans singing "Your support is fucking shit" to the same club who have left 96 seats empty to honour the Hillsborough dead.

...

Not us, as if we would sing that shite

 

[Kyoufu]

Not us, as if we would sing that shite

That's what people are saying on twitter.

Who is singing that crap?

 

[panty]

Wait, Adan got sent off today with this whole Casillas thing going on?

Yes and and the challenge before the card was awful, he sucks.

 

[GorillaJu]

Suarez's handball was like a guy who opens a fridge and eats a sandwich labelled for someone else and then puts a post-it in it's place telling them they're fat and should be ashamed.

It's more like when you see a baby crawling across the road and know you can save it but just let the big rig making a right turn run it over anyway.

 

[OriginalThinking]

I know Ronaldo is a great player, but he seems to have perfected the art of looking like a total cunt. Slicked back, proto mullet hair, bum fluff designer stubble and a tan that looks suspiciously fake.

 

[LegoArmo]

I find cheating hilarious when it's not happening to my team anyway, but I like to call a spade a spade.

No one gives a fuck about Mansfield, really, do they.

 

[bjaelke]

That's what people are saying on twitter.

Who is singing that crap?

Twitter also said Pardew had walked.

 

[elseanio]

That's what people are saying on twitter.

Who is singing that crap?

The home side because they're out singing us

 

[TrueBlue]

Are you guys okay?

 

[Kyoufu]

The home side because they're out singing us

Fairy muff.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

'I probably won't get the ball, so I'll just kick him in the stomach'. All that thinking in less than a second.

He really is an evil genius.

 

[Wilbur]

Are you guys okay?

A few casualties, many survivors.

 

[3Sixty]

This guy has a cannon of an arm on the long throw.

Just imagine if he handballed it.

 

[Garjon]

I find cheating hilarious when it's not happening to my team anyway, but I like to call a spade a spade.

No one gives a fuck about Mansfield, really, do they.

There's no one to defend them

 

[Vivalaraza]

The funniest thing of all is that Liverpool are just about leading against Mansfield :lol

 

[faridmon]

No one gives a fuck about Mansfield, really, do they.

They are the Underdogs, so yes, some care about them.

 

[The Atticus]

What antics did Suarez get into back in Holland?

 

[Yen]

Mansfield player kicked the ball at Suarez! Could've killed him! Disgusting

 

[IceCold]

lol at the linesman. Good pass.

 

[José Mourinho]

Said it hundreds of times before. Some football fans need to quit watching football and just follow soaps. They love drama that much.

These fans did this, those fans did that. This player is evil, that player is a saint. Ugh.

 

[PJX]

The victim here is clearly Mansfield. /yawn

Don't worry, he's a Chelsea fan. He probably still fuming over QPR.

GOAL FOR LIVERPOOL! SUAREZ - WITH HIS HAND! 2-0! He even shows his hand to the home fans in acknowledgement of the accident - his shot was saved by Marriott and the ball came back off him.

 

[Wilbur]

Mansfield player kicked the ball at Suarez! Could've killed him! Disgusting

I don't even know what's going on anymore

 

[Labadal]

Is there a proper gif of the handball? I haven't seen it in slow motion.

It shouldn't have been a goal. Saying that as a LFC fan.

 

[Wes]

Looked like he was booking the mascot :bird:

 

[Phantast2k]

I know Ronaldo is a great player, but he seems to have perfected the art of looking like a total cunt. Slicked back, proto mullet hair, bum fluff designer stubble and a tan that looks suspiciously fake.

The tan is hilarious for some reason, hence my: "ganguro CR7"

 

[bjaelke]

Can't even hold onto the ball. Not sure we deserve this win.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Allen has been shit

Flanagan is a bit rubbish

 

[elseanio]

What antics did Suarez get into back in Holland?

Think he just bit someone, nothing much

 

[LegoArmo]

They are the Underdogs, so yes, some care about them.

I feel like when they're an underdog to the point of literally having no chance, people wouldn't care. Liverpool are making them look okay though.

 

[GorillaJu]

Said it hundreds of times before. Some football fans need to quit watching football and just follow soaps. They love drama that much.

These fans did this, those fans did that. This player is evil, that player is a saint. Ugh.

We have quite a few pro wrestling fans here IIRC.

 

[Garjon]

Looked like he was booking the mascot :bird:

LOL I saw that.

 

[Wilbur]

Don't worry, he's a Chelsea fan. He probably still fuming over QPR.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

If that's any other source than Liverpool's official one I am fucking SHOCKED

 

[rodvik]

Said it hundreds of times before. Some football fans need to quit watching football and just follow soaps. They love drama that much.

These fans did this, those fans did that. This player is evil, that player is a saint. Ugh.

To be fair mate you have John Terry in your team. Your perspective is a bit skewed

 

[flyover]

Looked like he was booking the mascot :bird:

It did! Was pretty funny.