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[spidye]

robben just sucks. there's nothing good in him anymore

 

[Kyoufu]

Useless fat spanish waiter.

Pretty much.

I defended him when he joined but fuck me he's awful. Real Madrid hahahahaahahaaaaaaa

 

[Oxx]

Ox to Newcastle.

No.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I thought he was a defender? Came on in a game the other day and went into defence I thought. Hes quite highly rated otherwise he wouldn't be on the bench. But the chances of him actually becoming good with us are low I agree.

Yeah he's a defender. Can play midfield though.

 

[Salazar]

Useless fat spanish waiter.

I read this in Gollum's voice, lol.

 

[Empty]

imagine having verm and evra in the same defense. the amount of times we'd be left with two defenders because they're both caught miles out of position upfield.

 

[confuziz]

Academy graduate from Feyenoord.

He's a midfielder. He doesn't stand a chance at Chelsea.

What the hell. He is a defender lol

 

[pappe]

Lol no.

He is not bad.

Spoiler

as a 4-5th choice CB.

 

[dc89]

/sigh no new signings in Jan. De Rossi is 20 days late.

We shouldn't have spent £27m on Garcia and Rodwell

 

[Timurid]

He is not bad.

Spoiler

as a 4-5th choice CB.

Why would you waste your money on a bench player?

 

[StealthGoblin]

What the hell. He is a defender lol

I thought he was a defender? Came on in a game the other day and went into defence I thought. Hes quite highly rated otherwise he wouldn't be on the bench. But the chances of him actually becoming good with us are low I agree.

Sorry I got that wrong.

I'm a hammers fan anyway. We aren't used to thinking about defenders. We just bring in randomers to play there.

I still don't think he stands a chance at Chelsea. With Terry, Ivanovic, Cahill and Luiz all seasoned CB's he won't get much of a sniff. Even when one of those guys leave they'll buy in another seasoned player. Chelsea can't take risks in defence.

 

[Kyoufu]

No.

Yeah I regret posting that.

 

[Timurid]

/sigh no new signings in Jan. De Rossi is 20 days late.

We shouldn't have spent £27m on Garcia and Rodwell

He is coming to PSG!!!!

#basedLeonardo

 

[Kyoufu]

/sigh no new signings in Jan. De Rossi is 20 days late.

We shouldn't have spent £27m on Garcia and Rodwell

lol you can't afford to buy players because of the massive wages you hand out to every single player in your squad. Unless of course you want FFFP to slap you in the face.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Warwinkaaaa.

Torres lol.

 

[Sloosha]

Incredible backhand during that rally. Let's go Stan.

Djokovic is going to run away with this set isn't he?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Incredible backhand during that rally. Let's go Stan.

Fearless hitting.

Novak will find his 3rd wind though.

 

[Broder Salsa]

A midfield that is going to be easily overrun even by Uniteds and then to top it all off, Torres up front. Is Luiz injured? Hadn't heard of that. I'm guessing 1-4, the chelsea goal will be some freak accident.

 

[Steverulez]

A midfield that is going to be easily overrun even by Uniteds and then to top it all off, Torres up front. Is Luiz injured? Hadn't heard of that. I'm guessing 1-4, the chelsea goal will be some freak accident.

Luiz has an ankle injury apparently.

 

[spidye]

- Passes
- Scores goals
- Dives

The criteria Triforce Pep looks for in a player.

He's joint top scorer in the league (17) playing as a false 9. He's tricky, great dribbler and has been a great finisher this season.

that's really someone who should make sense in guardiola's tactics but I can't see us paying 40m pounds for him. that's way too much

 

[Sloosha]

A midfield that is going to be easily overrun even by Uniteds and then to top it all off, Torres up front. Is Luiz injured? Hadn't heard of that. I'm guessing 1-4, the chelsea goal will be some freak accident.

It's a home game. We've already lost.

Wawrinka is worth one great match every slam.

 

[Arnie]

:lol

Suarez to Bayern.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

that's really someone who should make sense in guardiola's tactics but I can't see us paying 40m pounds for him. that's way too much

Suarez is basically Ribery. You don't want to have two Riberys?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hazard is seriously weak defensively.

 

[Vivalaraza]

OMG TORRES CUT HIS HAIR!!!!

 

[dc89]

OMG TORRES CUT HIS HAIR!!!!

WUT!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

OMG TORRES CUT HIS HAIR!!!!

HE IS BACK!

 

[LTWheels]

:lol

Suarez to Bayern.

:lol

Pep's brother is Suarez's agent.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

OMG TORRES CUT HIS HAIR!!!!

MEGATON

 

[3Sixty]

Nigel Adkins was sacked by Southampton after ­becoming frustrated by the club’s transfer policy.

Adkins feared he was ­becoming marginalised over signings by executive chairman Nicola Cortese long before he was fired.

He was shocked in the summer when Cortese splashed a club record £12million on Gaston ­Ramirez, despite the fact he was chasing other targets.

And Adkins was ­disappointed when the club failed to sign his top central defensive target Bram Nuytick, instead ringing in Maya Yoshida.

Southampton made an ambitious enquiry to take Theo Walcott back to the club in July, which Adkins knew nothing about until it had been knocked back.

Sounds about right.

 

[Vivalaraza]

raphael honigstein ‏@honigstein
Holtby update. He played brilliantly on Friday and everyone at Schalke expects him to leave this month

and

Pedro Pinto ‏@pedrocnn
It seems there is a real chance Mourinho could leave @Cristiano on the bench for tonight's game at Valencia. @CNNFC
Retweeted by raphael honigstein

:lol if Mourinho does that, he is DONE.

 

[Sloosha]

The golden locks have gone. Hoping for that reverse Samson effect.

 

[spidye]

Suarez is basically Ribery. You don't want to have two Riberys?

you mean his personality?
no definitely not. one is more than enough.

 

[Phantast2k]

A midfield that is going to be easily overrun even by Uniteds and then to top it all off, Torres up front. Is Luiz injured? Hadn't heard of that. I'm guessing 1-4, the chelsea goal will be some freak accident.

Only German Messi can save you now.

 

[Yurt]

you mean his personality?
no definitely not. one is more than enough.

Both!

 

[GorillaJu]

Why would Suarez want to go to the fucking Bundesliga? You've got to be shitting me with that

 

[Yen]

raphael honigstein ‏@honigstein
Holtby update. He played brilliantly on Friday and everyone at Schalke expects him to leave this month

and

Pedro Pinto ‏@pedrocnn
It seems there is a real chance Mourinho could leave @Cristiano on the bench for tonight's game at Valencia. @CNNFC
Retweeted by raphael honigstein

:lol if Mourinho does that, he is DONE.

He also says Bayern-scheiße will not go for Suarez.

that's really someone who should make sense in guardiola's tactics but I can't see us paying 40m pounds for him. that's way too much

He bites people, you don't want him.

 

[dc89]

He is coming to PSG!!!!

#basedLeonardo

lol you can't afford to buy players because of the massive wages you hand out to every single player in your squad. Unless of course you want FFFP to slap you in the face.

Actually it was closer to £30m when thinking about it.

That's what we offered for DDR. It's not worth thinking about.

 

[GolazoDan]

Enjoying Gary Neville's subtle trolling.

"Negativity is never ideal, I never experienced it at club level but certainly with England."
"I think his [Benitez] heart's still with Liverpool."

All correct, of course.

 

[Timurid]

seriously fuck off neto!

 

[Yurt]

FIORENTINA YOU PURPLE CUNTS

DEFEND

 

[Salazar]

Lol Peterhead v Rangers is absurdly dirty.

 

[spidye]

that hojbjerg kid is seriously some talent. looks like we have a real gem on our hands

 

[Freewheelin']

Anyone have a pic of lolrres's new hair?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Jack is cool.

Cool cool dude.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well it didn't make him prettier. But at least it's not like the world cup or whenever that last terrible haircut was.

 

[Hixx]

omg the Sinclair story in the Mail is fucking priceless

 

[Kyoufu]

Wow Wilshere's home is at Arsenal. If he leaves I'll quit watching the Premier League@!!!!@

/Lightning

 

[Hindle]

About Oxide Chamberlain, do you think he's become a great player or dissapointed?

 

[Soi-Fong]

/sigh no new signings in Jan. De Rossi is 20 days late.

We shouldn't have spent £27m on Garcia and Rodwell

We also haven't bought anyone.