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[Blablurn]

Im still waiting for something Bayern related in the title. I would even take a fuck Bayern if necessary.

 

[Lightning]

Im still waiting for something Bayern related in the title. I would even take a fuck Bayern if necessary.

A Schalke or Dortmund title would be more fitting for you lot!

 

[FootballFan]

Im still waiting for something Bayern related in the title. I would even take a fuck Bayern if necessary.

Football |OT12| I wanna see Ribery-Shaq-Muller

 

[GorillaJu]

|OT12| Hannover 96 is a Club in the Bundesliga

 

[Yurt]

OT 12 - We ain't talking about chicken n gravy biatch.

Llorente finally got moved? Took about two years.

...to Juve? Why?

Good question.

Yurt, wake the fuck up. Explain this to us common folk. And take Jesus with you as well. We like Conte.

Well did you SEE our strikers? He's a guaranteed starter over here! I'm not sure we need someone like him but we're DESPERATE.

You know your club is desperate when they sign Bendtner on loan.

 

[Blablurn]

|OT12| Hannover 96 is a Club in the Bundesliga

Lol

You guys

 

[GorillaJu]

OT 12 - We ain't talking about chicken n gravy biatch.

This ones my favorite. You KNOW dat shit, mothafucka!

 

[rodvik]

OT 12 - We ain't talking about chicken n gravy biatch.

Indeed.

 

[Mastadon]

|OT12| Eight more years.

 

[GorillaJu]

I was going to surprise Wilbury and WoodenLung with a recording of the thugged out version of Wooden's reading, but when I listened to it I realized I sound more like an autistic brony than anything resembling a thug.

 

[Dre3001]

Whats Wenger's fine for not winning a trophy?

 

[Salazar]

|OT12| Tube8 Categories Applicable to NUFC: Feeder; Shit; French

 

[FuturusX]

Want a new av?

Too much teeth? I like her...I just think there are better shots. Brie, is my favourite cheese. good choice of av sir..

|OT12| Pep frustrates a Roman by going with a German.

 

[Meier]

Too much teeth? I like her...I just think there are better shots. Brie, is my favourite cheese. good choice of av sir..

Yeah, it's not a very good photo of her. Kinda Amy Winehouse-y.

 

[pulga]

Im still waiting for something Bayern related in the title. I would even take a fuck Bayern if necessary.

You don't need to convince me, I've been a proponent of it many times :lol

 

[Lightning]

Whats Wenger's fine for not winning a trophy?

4th is a trophy according to Arsenal only so Wenger never gets fined!

 

[Yurt]

Coppa Italia starting XI vs. Lazio:

Storari; Bonucci, Marrone, Barzagli; Peluso, Marchisio, Pogba, Padoin, Isla; Giaccherini, Matri.

God help us.

Not even god can help us with this lineup. :lol

Heey at least Marchisio is back right?

 

[Sloosha]

|OT12| Tube8 Categories Applicable to NUFC: Feeder; Shit; French

|OT12| NUFC: Les Misérables.

 

[Salazar]

lol

Dat snow

 

[pulga]

Not even god can help us with this lineup. :lol

Heey at least Marchisio is back right?

Let's stop it with the pessimism guys! Say it with me:

Were going to crush those Na- I mean Lazio fucks!

 

[Timurid]

^No, you're not.

lol

Dat snow

Dat PSG!

 

[GorillaJu]

|OT12| NUFC: Les Misérables.

Oh my. I like this one.

 

[Salazar]

Telegraph Sport ‏@TelegraphSport
Newcastle's £7 million target Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa fails to appear at club for medical as fans' fears increase

The papers can fuck off with their "flailing DeGea"

 

[pulga]

OT 12 - We ain't talking about chicken n gravy biatch.

.

I like this one, I'm just unsure if the more PC Gaf would take issue with it.

Then again, our own Lewandowski said to fuck those cunts.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I missed few of the last pages, I get some reference but not all.

|OT12| Welcome to United-GAF (or something like that)

 

[Sloosha]

|OT12|Victor Valdes, The Mancunian Candidate.

 

[Lightning]

The papers can fuck off with their "flailing DeGea"

There is talk that we are hijacking Newcastle's bid but not sure how true that is.

 

[Salazar]

There is talk that we are hijacking Newcastle's bid but not sure how true that is.

Sounds like he's stringing multiple clubs along.

The Wanyama talk sounds less plausible. Summer move, that, surely. And not just summer move, but summer negotiations.

 

[Timurid]

There is talk that we are hijacking Newcastle's bid but not sure how true that is.

Sounds like he's stringing multiple clubs along.

The Wanyama talk sounds less plausible. Summer move, that, surely. And not just summer move, but summer negotiations.

I dont blame him. Newcastle are a shit club even Nicollin (Montpellier's owner) thinks that he is an ass for going to Newcastle.

 

[KidA Seven]

|OT12| NUFC: Les Misérables.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

Let's stop it with the pessimism guys! Say it with me:

Were going to crush those Na- I mean Lazio fucks!

If we manage to beat them with this lol-lineup then I'm all for it! I just don't want us to lose more players (and drop more points in the league) over this useless cup.

120 minutes with Milan was completely unnecessary.

 

[Salazar]

Darren Tulett ‏@1DarrenTulett
Yann M'Vila will join Rubin Kazan from Rennes, says @lequipe, after spurning #QPR. €12mln fee. 4 1/2-yr deal, €4mln euros a year. #richkid

They also say M'Biwa will sign at NUFC today, but, as mentioned, it's being reported that he was a no-show, so who knows.

 

[Meier]

Interesting, didn't M'Vila turn down a Russian club before due to the excessive racism there? I guess he's burned a lot of bridges, may as well make some money at this point. Tax rate is only like 10% there.

 

[Yurt]

Interesting, didn't M'Vila turn down a Russian club before due to the excessive racism there? I guess he's burned a lot of bridges, may as well make some money at this point. Tax rate is only like 10% there.

He'll plug his ears with money rolls.

 

[Lightning]

They also say M'Biwa will sign at NUFC today, but, as mentioned, it's being reported that he was a no-show, so who knows.

He would add depth to us but I don't care if he signs or not. He won't help us get 4th spot.

I really want a DM and striker. They would help a lot more.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Interesting, didn't M'Vila turn down a Russian club before due to the excessive racism there? I guess he's burned a lot of bridges, may as well make some money at this point. Tax rate is only like 10% there.

He supposedly turned us down, but to be fair we probably have the most racist fans in the league.

 

[Koko]

He supposedly turned us down, but to be fair we probably have the most racist fans in the league.

How does Bruno Alves lives with it? Or is he that good that your ultras don't mess with him?

 

[Tim the Wiz]

lol, "De Gea out!" after he keeps United in a game? British press is so predictable. The pundits are going to be insufferable over the next few months.

 

[bjaelke]

If you could have one player back on your team in their prime who would you take?

Martin Laursen

"Prime" being 2-3 games?

Lindegaard is seen as unreliable by United staff.

Anders is a fucking media disaster waiting to happen. No way I'd rely on him to replace De Gea.

 

[Salazar]

lol, "De Gea out!" after he keeps United in a game? British press is so predictable. The pundits are going to be insufferable over the next few months.

Aye.

If you're on the same page as Alan Hansen, you're in trouble.

 

[God...frey Jones]

It's not DeGOD's fault that our wide defending strategy seems to be

fuck it, let em cross

It is when teams deliberately play on that weakness every week.

Selling DDG would be ludicrous, however. At worst, bring in a more experienced keeper to offer DDG tutelage and competition, fuck Lindeegard off and watch DDG ultimately become the best in the world after a few years.

So nice to see Sahin back, eh Dortmund-GAF? Lovely scenes.

 

[Blablurn]

It is when teams deliberately play on that weakness every week.

Selling DDG would be ludicrous, however. At worst, bring in a more experienced keeper to offer DDG tutelage and competition, fuck Lindeegard off and watch DDG ultimately become the best in the world after a few years.

So nice to see Sahin back, eh Dortmund-GAF? Lovely scenes.

who cares about dortmund

 

[GorillaJu]

|OT12| There are 2 "Borussia" teams in Germany

 

[Salazar]

ROOOOOBBBIIIIIIIN

plz start against Fulham

 

[bjaelke]

|OT12| There are 2 "Borussia" teams in Germany

Growing up I thought St. Pauli was the biggest football club in Germany.

 

[GorillaJu]

ROOOOOBBBIIIIIIIN

plz start against Fulham

Where do you get your gifs from that they always have some pretentious cropping or filtering? Do you pretense them up, or were they already full of pretension when you came across them?

Growing up I thought St. Pauli was the biggest football club in Germany.

That honor would belong to Wolfsburg, no? Or was it Nurnberg?

 

[Salazar]

Where do you get your gifs from that they always have some pretentious cropping or filtering? Do you pretense them up, or were they already full of pretension when you came across them?

tumblr

u wud never undrstan

 

[Nyx]

FC Utrecht is having a good season, and according to the biggest Dutch footy media, the following players are being followed:

Dave Bulthuis, 22 year old leftback/central defender, followed by Stoke City and Fulham

Tommy Oar, 21 year old left winger/left midfielder, followed by PSV Eindhoven and Sunderland

Jacob Mulenga, 28 year old striker, followed by Norwich City.

Nana Asare, 26 year old midfielder, followed by French club Lille.

I call bollocks though.

 

[Salazar]

I call bollocks though.

Bulthuis made that clutch red card foul late in the game against Ajax, lol.

Was awesome.

Oar to PL yes plz. He would probably give Fletcher some pretty good service.

 

[Carbonox]

I don't understand WTF is going on with Mbiwa. I'm gonna play the ignorant card and just assume travel was near impossible due to the weather up there so the medical couldn't be done, with the media doing their usual shite (only a tabloid is reporting that he didn't turn up implying something's off) to stir the pot.