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The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

 

[Milchmonster]

fire Löw you say?

No, thanks. Would be even worse.

 

[KidA Seven]

The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

 

[bjaelke]

Match-fixing to ensure a player is sold? It happens

The ground, a typically soulless Soviet-style concrete arena, attracted a mere 200 or so supporters for this end-of-season top league fixture – probably just as well considering what happened next.

The striker I was watching played a blinder. Every ball forward went to him; he danced past defenders and had shot upon shot on goal. When he buried his first one, the president nudged me and said 'Not bad eh?' with a meaningful smile, and he kept on grinning. Although I lost count of how many times the player ended up one on one with the opposing goalkeeper, a total of two goals and two assists – away from home against what, according the league table, was supposedly the stronger side – would impress any scout … except that I was becoming increasingly uneasy about events as the game unfolded.

 

[Fry]

The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

I think his treatment was unfair at Liverpool, but that was uncalled for.

 

[Kyoufu]

Would *keegan voice* LOVE IT! if we beat Anzhi tonight.

Sviatoslav meltdown would be great.

 

[Ushojax]

The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

 

[Yurt]

Frontpage of Mundo Deportivo (Barcelona-newspaper): "Barcelona players wants to avoid Juventus in the quarter final"

WHAT? But we want YOU.

I want YOU.

 

[KidA Seven]

Frontpage of Mundo Deportivo (Barcelona-newspaper): "Barcelona players wants to avoid Juventus in the quarter final"

WHAT? But we want YOU.

I want YOU.

Good good. Be afraid of Forza Handsome.

 

[Fry]

Frontpage of Mundo Deportivo (Barcelona-newspaper): "Barcelona players wants to avoid Juventus in the quarter final"

WHAT? But we want YOU.

I want YOU.

Bunch of pussies.

 

[Ushojax]

The Nicholas Harper ‏@Nicholas_Harper
@AssouEkotto Yo, didn't get a chance to thank you yet. Thanks for the penalty on Sunday. Much appreciated! #YNWA

Benoit Assou-Ekotto‏ @AssouEkotto @Nicholas_Harper noooo problem at all...ur team need it... LOL i hv enough to c'them so far behind us lololololol

masterful

 

[Vivalaraza]

masterful

Hahaha man I love that guy.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

Very touching story

 

[Facism]

Frontpage of Mundo Deportivo (Barcelona-newspaper): "Barcelona players wants to avoid Juventus in the quarter final"

WHAT? But we want YOU.

I want YOU.

in and around your mouth?

 

[Freewheelin']

masterful

 

[Vivalaraza]

Fernando Duarte ‏@Fernando_Duarte
Barca's president Sandro Rossel one of the names accused of fraud by Brazilian authorities.

Ueflona indeed.

Divers. Druggies. Fraudsters.

What next?

 

[choodi]

Fernando Duarte ‏@Fernando_Duarte
Barca's president Sandro Rossel one of the names accused of fraud by Brazilian authorities.

Ueflona indeed.

Divers. Druggies. Fraudsters.

What next?

Innocent until proven guilty and all but...fucking typical cheating cunts.

 

[Fry]

Fernando Duarte ‏@Fernando_Duarte
Barca's president Sandro Rossel one of the names accused of fraud by Brazilian authorities.

Ueflona indeed.

Divers. Druggies. Fraudsters.

What next?

wow.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Not feeling the 2006 album Fry

 

[Fry]

Not feeling the 2006 album Fry

not possible!

 

[Yurt]

Eurofan (Youtube personality?) in Juve - Celtic.

The Scots in Torino are all lovely.

 

[faridmon]

The 24-year-old, now on loan at Borussia Dortmund, told AS: "I did not fail at Liverpool. Brendan Rodgers wanted me to play as a number 10. But I do not play behind the strikers.

"I talked to him and asked him why he was playing me there. It is not my real position. The coach could not answer me … Still, no regrets. To play at Anfield was a wonderful experience.

"And maybe if I had not gone there I would not have been able to return to Borussia Dortmund. For that, I am happy. Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers".


NURI, NURI NURI, NURI SAHIN.

Good lad with a lot of common sense.

 

[Yurt]

Andrea Agnelli wants Ibrahimovic, and Jovetic, according to GdS. They also report that Ibra is willing to cut his wages to join Juve

John Elkann said no to Ibra though. He's teh money.

 

[Fry]

John Elkann said no to Ibra though. He's teh money.

IBRA IS WILLING TO GO BACK TO JUVE?

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NO FUCKING WAY.

 

[Mastadon]

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

 

[faridmon]

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

Lol

 

[Feorax]

To be fair, it's not like Nuri put up a lot of fight for his place. Enrique, Henderson and Downing all proved themselves out of position, and look at the good it's done them.

That being said, he's not really much of a Number 10, and I think we could have played him in his more natural position a bit more whilst Lucas was out, as long as we had Henderson or Allen doing the legwork.

It's a shame we're probably going to be focusing on Defenders (and the odd forward) this transfer window, as we could really do with a more physical midfielder with good energy and work-rate, like Diame or Toure for example, to fill the shirt Sahin vacated. That would improve our squad massively.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

Hahahaha,

 

[Fry]

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

Brentan














Brentan plz

 

[Meier]

I have trouble believing the last line isn't fabricated.

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

Well played.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I have trouble believing the last line isn't fabricated.

It wouldn't be as funny without it.

 

[Fry]

We have Messi, Bale and Brendan impersonated on footy-gaf. We need more of that.

Salazar should change to Cleverley.

 

[faridmon]

We have Messi, Bale and Brendan impersonated on footy-gaf. We need more of that.

Salazar should change to Cleverley.

You should be Ribery.

 

[Fry]

You should be Ribery.

Don't see the connection here. Unless you're calling me ugly, or world class.

 

[arkon]

Aren't you a Huddersfield supporter? I suppose he could certainly do a number on the Championship defenses :lol

LOL

That's Zabo using my old avatar.

But I wouldn't say no to Suarez at Huddersfield. He would certainly help keep us in the Championship.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'll be the one and only Gunnersaurus Rex

 

[Mastadon]

Don't see the connection here. Unless you're calling me ugly, or world class.

I think he was insinuating that you solicit underage prostitutes.

 

[Fry]

I think he was insinuating that you solicit underage prostitutes.

guilty

 

[Yurt]

IBRA IS WILLING TO GO BACK TO JUVE?

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NO FUCKING WAY.

Did you read his book? He loves his Juve.

Unrequited love. He can go fuck himself with his nose.

Nuri's name was in one of my envelopes, so fuck him.

 

[Fry]

Did you read his book? He loves his Juve.

Unrequited love. He can go fuck himself with his nose.

He'll be back and you'll love him again. You'll wish his nose was touching yours.

 

[faridmon]

Don't see the connection here. Unless you're calling me ugly, or world class.

Just a name. Robben? Then how about Gomez? Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Gomez avatar. Dat sexy hair.

 

[Yurt]

He'll be back and you'll love him again. You'll wish his nose was touching yours.

Never liked him.

 

[Mastadon]

Never liked him.

Is it because his nose is bigger than your dick?

 

[Freewheelin']

I will be Jack Wilshere.

 

[Fry]

Never liked him.

I don't buy that.

 

[Mastadon]

I will be Jack Wilshere.

Happy Birthday!

 

[Wilbur]

I will be Liam Ridgewell

 

[faridmon]

I could be David Moyes

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

No I changed my mind. I'll be Tokyo Sexwale

 

[Mastadon]

No I changed my mind. I'll be Tokyo Sexwale

Yes! Still the best thread title.