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[Sleeplessnights]

He's shockingly bad at finishing but he's always very impressive 1v1 or when he plays off position.

 

[pulga]

Is my shtick not that i have tits? I thought that would be enough? My undying love for Welbeck no matter how bad he fucks up everything.



It was a cat, in a rainbow of colours sorta thing.

Well, now it is. Are you ready for some Andres harassment?

and fuck Welberg, he had me shitting bricks over two legs.

 

[Salazar]

Zaha

lol

Lightning no like what he see on da youtube

 

[Lightning]

as long as we can keep Jack "Jesus Christ" Wilshere off that list, it's all good.

Nah we actually have to keep him on the field in order for him to be overrated. lol

 

[Koko]

Well, now it is. Are you ready for some Andres harassment?

and fuck Welberg, he had me shitting bricks over two legs.

Where the drunkard have been? I haven't read him all this week

 

[Blablurn]

looks similar to that kit we wore in the Allianz Arena last year right?

???

 

[Salazar]

I don't mind the cold, but fuck drizzle

 

[GorillaJu]

I assume this has been posted?

Don't really like the two tone effect.

This is the exact template my kids team that I coach uses. The only difference is the piping is white instead of yellow. It's the basic generic kit top

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Someone take my fucking 30 day PS+ trial. I'll even let the Mancs take it.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Welbeck is one of the worst forwards to play for United for a long time. 2 in 33.

His finishing has been awful this season, but to be fair, goal statistics aren't all that relevant when Fergie has set him up as a winger or defensive forward throughout most of those appearances. Perhaps his future as a striker is in question, but he'll definitely make for a good footballer.

 

[GorillaJu]

Someone take my fucking 30 day PS+ trial. I'll even let the Mancs take it.

I'll gladly take it. Can I use it in the US I wonder?

 

[Sage00]

:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-xMuzbIL8U

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll gladly take it. Can I use it in the US I wonder?

Fuck it, worth a try


Word of warning, it will auto-renew to a months sub at the end of the trial if you don;t turn it off/cancel




Has anyone ever caught even 5 second of The Kardashians? You can tell within 2 seconds that they're all horrible, horrible people

 

[FootballFan]

Welberg is fuckin awesome.

 

[dc89]

Has anyone ever caught even 5 second of The Kardashians? You can tell within 2 seconds that they're all horrible, horrible people

Eurgh. Hell no.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Welberg is fuckin awesome.

2 goals in 33 games this season. You shit on Sanchez yet he has 5 goals in 33 games.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

2 goals in 33 games this season. You shit on Sanchez yet he has 5 goals in 33 games.

Downing=Sanchez>Welbeck


If anyone finds a *ahem*, way, of watching the Liverpool game later, be sure to share

 

[Sviatoslav]

Downing=Sanchez>Welbeck

I can't believe that Hulk has more goals this season than the great Stewart Downing. I'll have to stop calling him a massive flop.

 

[Terra]

Full PL-round today. Ah, those fine saturdays!
Although, I rather don't mention the current state of 'my' Blackburn Rovers in The Championship...:/

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I can't believe that Hulk has more goals this season than the great Stewart Downing. I'll have to stop calling him a massive flop.

You can thank a certain Jamie Carragher for that

 

[Sviatoslav]

You can thank a certain Jamie Carragher for that

Thanks for reminding me. Fuck, I can't believe we got past Liverpool and then got eliminated by fucking Basel. Bottled it so hard

 

[FootballFan]

Where the drunkard have been? I haven't read him all this week

I have answered this already.

Napoli are losing it, falcao and atletico have failed and lost 2nd spot, Zapata was on the end of a historic 4-0 remuntada, isco took a dump on James and Jackson, rondon is about to destroy Colombia etc.

It's too much for one soul to take.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Did anyone see Lampard make an appearance on comic relief last night?
The sketch starts around 4mins in
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01rbkdy

 

[shortyme]

Well, now it is. Are you ready for some Andres harassment?

and fuck Welberg, he had me shitting bricks over two legs.

BOOM

and may he keep doing so for years to come. Or something. I'm super drunk.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Spartak-Loko just started if anyone's interested in some Moscow derby action.

 

[sohois]

So we're probably going to need a new thread in a few hours once the afternoon games kick off; someone might want to prepare for that.

Also gonna need a new title. Any suggestions?

 

[Kenka]

Spartak-Loko just started if anyone's interested in some Moscow derby action.

Moscow teams ? Excuse me while smear shit on my eyes to wash them from this sight.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Moscow teams ? Excuse me while smear shit on my eyes to wash them from this sight.

Well if you listen to Spartak fans then they'll tell you that Spartak isn't a Moscow team, it's Russia's team. *barf*

 

[Mastadon]

So we're probably going to need a new thread in a few hours once the afternoon games kick off; someone might want to prepare for that.

Also gonna need a new title. Any suggestions?

|OT| Rhode to Perdition

 

[Linius]

So, I've read everything since I left yesterday and the most important lesson I learned: we have a girl in Footey Gaf!

That strangely exciting since all the weird stuff that is going on here doesn't seem to bother you Shortyme

 

[Kamakazie!]

"`Everton is the case in point and there is absolutely no reason why Sunderland cannot be there. Sunderland are not a top-six team by any stretch of the imagination, but we are a top-six club, in the making. And that I genuinely believe. And I’ll believe that until I leave this earth.’"

;_;

I hope O'Neill gets it right. I love him. Even if he's not done a good job so far.

I think he is a top notch manager. Give him a few seasons and you could have some real stability with good chnaces for trophies.

 

[Kyoufu]

And away from fifa:

"`Everton is the case in point and there is absolutely no reason why Sunderland cannot be there. Sunderland are not a top-six team by any stretch of the imagination, but we are a top-six club, in the making. And that I genuinely believe. And I’ll believe that until I leave this earth.’"

;_;

I hope O'Neill gets it right. I love him. Even if he's not done a good job so far.

You're not a top 6 club in the making. How many top half finishes have you had in the last 20 years and how many times have you been relegated in the last 20 years?

It's possible to break into the top 6 but not with O'Neill. Sorry dude.

 

[deGod]

Wellberg is shit

Spoiler

joking..... Wait no I'm not he is shit. Wouldn't let him lace my boots. If I had boots

 

[kingellesar]

Some interesting games today.

Hoping for Everton to win and Swansea.

Have doubts either will get anything though.

 

[LegoArmo]

Yeah, that O'Neill, he knows nothing about finishing in the top 6.

 

[Kyoufu]

Yeah, that O'Neill, he knows nothing about finishing in the top 6.

Football has changed.

Next you'll tell me Dalglish has what it takes to win the league.

 

[Wes]

Yeah, that O'Neill, he knows nothing about finishing in the top 6.

A time forgotten.

 

[Arnie]

Buzzing for the football today but I've got a busy schedule. Got to razz down to town and buy a jumper from TK Maxx beforehand. Then ill get back, crack open a Pepsi and eat some leftover tortellini as Coutinho runs through Pochettino like the Messi-light figure he branded him.

 

[Kyoufu]

Buzzing for the football today but I've got a busy schedule. Got to razz down to town and buy a jumper from TK Maxx beforehand. Then ill get back, crack open a Pepsi and eat some leftover tortellini as Coutinho runs through Pochettino like the Messi-light figure he branded him.

I gave Pepsi a chance but it's just way too sweet and not enough fizz. I don't drink stuff like that usually but if I had to then I'd go for a Coke instead.

Time for a Coke vs Pepsi debate.

 

[kingellesar]

Coke from a glass bottle > any fizzy drink

 

[Kyoufu]

Coke from a glass bottle > any fizzy drink

Agreed.

Too bad glass bottle versions aren't so common here.

 

[kingellesar]

Tescos do them £4 for 4, I always want to but its very expensive nice treat once in a while though.

 

[LegoArmo]

Pepsi is better. Irn Bru is the drink of Gods.

Sadly, I now only drink water. Newcastle tap water.

 

[deGod]

I gave up coke recently and since I have I hadn't had one headache so I went from 3-4 headaches a week to none

 

[Kyoufu]

Pepsi is better. Irn Bru is the drink of Gods.

Sadly, I now only drink water. Newcastle tap water.

I quit tap water almost a decade ago. Bottled water only since with maybe one fizzy drink a year.

Nothing beats water tbh.

 

[Freewheelin']

I haven't tried Vanilla Coke yet since it came back, haven't seen it anywhere

 

[phaze]

So we're probably going to need a new thread in a few hours once the afternoon games kick off; someone might want to prepare for that.

Also gonna need a new title. Any suggestions?

"You wish you were as productive as Tiki Taka"

I gave Pepsi a chance but it's just way too sweet and not enough fizz. I don't drink stuff like that usually but if I had to then I'd go for a Coke instead.

Time for a Coke vs Pepsi debate.

Coke for life.

 

[fuenf]

Messi!

Have I got your attention now?

Just a warning, whatever you do don't read this: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/jason_has_wilde_night_out_RXLhTUhXlylpMNbjohJnJL

And definitely don't read this quote:

Olivia Wilde took her new fiancé, “Saturday Night Live” star Jason Sudeikis, on a raunchy date to a New York strip club, booking a private room with two pole dancers before picking up the tab, sources tell Page Six.

/../

There, a witness told us, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.”
/.../


The source continued with a lot more detail that cannot be printed in a family newspaper or gossip column, adding, “They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”

I hope you didn't read it!

Spoiler

probably BS but I want to believe!

 

[kingellesar]

Anyone ever try Pepsi Raw? Is that still around?

 

[Linius]

Paris St. Germain is a laughing stock in FIFA. I'm with Ajax and I bought Subotic for 8 mil. from Dortmund. Used him for six months now and suddenly PSG knocks on my door for Subotic, sold him for 18,5 mil. :lol

And Bale is the biggest cunt in the game. I offered him almost infinite money and bonus percentage per goal but he keeps rejecting me. Fuck him.