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[shortyme]

Weve had a girl in here all this time?

Good god, the things weve said :lol

bet you would have actually read what I said about changing my name had you known I had tits, cunt!

Spoiler

that was mostly for you Wilbury <3

 

[K1LLER7]

Weve had a girl in here all this time?

Good god, the things weve said :lol

There was someone here that I thought was a girl. Can't remember their name, powdertoast(?) something like that. Can't remember it at the moment lol

^ was that you??

 

[Sviatoslav]

Weve had a girl in here all this time?

Good god, the things weve said :lol

I can't wait until the ultimate plot twist where it is revealed that Andres is a woman.

 

[shortyme]

There was someone here that I thought was a girl. Can't remember their name, powdertoast(?) soething like that. Can't remember it at the moment lol

^ was that you??

ProdicalFlame, I just had my name changed on here a week ago. I'm not new. I've posted in here a bunch.

 

[Clegg]

bet you would have actually read what I said about changing my name had you known I had tits, cunt!

Spoiler

that was mostly for you Wilbury <3

Pics or we can't believe you.

 

[shortyme]

Pics or we can't believe you.

I'm on fb.

 

[K1LLER7]

ProdicalFlame, I just had my name changed on here a week ago. I'm not new. I've posted in here a bunch.

Oh, Think I can remember your avatar.

Think it was you who said they liked Welbeck's hair.

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Hope City drop some more points tomorrow. Predict 2-1 Everton

 

[shortyme]

Oh, Think I can remember your avatar.

Think it was you who said they liked Welbeck's hair.

I love everything about Welbeck. Only person I'd ever leave the horse for.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Weve had a girl in here all this time?

Good god, the things weve said :lol

I knew but got no manners.

 

[Clegg]

I'm on fb.

I shall stalk you later.

Spoiler

I don't use fb anymore.

 

[Lightning]

I knew but got no manners.

Only a United fan. Are manners required? lol

 

[shortyme]

I knew but got no manners.

I've loved you hard for keeping my secret. And I should have taken your advice about keeping it a secret. At least Andres isn't around.

I shall stalk you later.

Spoiler

I don't use fb anymore.

you don't have fb anymore?

 

[Sviatoslav]

I love everything about Welbeck. Only person I'd ever leave the horse for.

even his inept skills as a footballer?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mumei is and always will be the girl Andres desires.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Mumei is and always will be the girl Andres desires.

Yup

 

[shortyme]

even his inept skills as a footballer?

The stubborn woman in me keeps telling myself that he just needs time. I'll get over it if he doesn't improve soon though. He has his moments, you can't deny that shit, he just can't finish. Its like any man really, he chokes when shit gets tough.

 

[K1LLER7]

even his inept skills as a footballer?

Welbeck + Sturridge partnership up-front for England = England World Cup glory 2014

 

[Clegg]

I've loved you hard for keeping my secret. And I should have taken your advice about keeping it a secret. At least Andres isn't around.



you don't have fb anymore?

It's still there, I think.

Haven't logged on for at last 9 months now.

 

[shortyme]

It's still there, I think.

Haven't logged on for at last 9 months now.

Not gunna lie, I'm curious about what you look like.

I've got these images in my head of you guys and so far no ones really matched up.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Welbeck + Sturridge partnership up-front for England = England World Cup glory 2014

Maybe if you still had based Capello.

 

[K1LLER7]

The stubborn woman in me keeps telling myself that he just needs time. I'll get over it if he doesn't improve soon though. He has his moments, you can't deny that shit, he just can't finish. Its like any man really, he chokes when shit gets tough.

You haven't seen Bebe yet.

^ He can keep his ass in Russia

 

[shortyme]

You haven't seen Bebe yet.

I've been warned about you and yes, yes I have.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Welbeck + Sturridge partnership up-front for England = England World Cup glory 2014

Even Denmark has won a trophy more recently than England, GET THAT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

 

[K1LLER7]

I've been warned about you and yes, yes I have.

Footy-gaf will only appreciate him on his return next season. What they witnessed was the old Bebe. Now this season, he's a changed man at Rio.

#7FoBebe

 

[K1LLER7]

Even Denmark has won a trophy more recently than England, GET THAT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

"Do the Bendtner for me" :lol

I expect no less when a player of Bendtner's caliber is leading the line. They'll be England's rivals through the group stages, alongside Australia and North Korea.

 

[Broder Salsa]

"Do the Bendtner for me" :lol

I expect no less when a player of Bendtner's caliber is leading the line. They'll be England's rivals through the group stages, alongside Australia and North Korea.

We didn't even qualify for the Euros, got there because Yugoslavia got suspended and only had 11 days to train for the tournament. That is how good Denmark are, win without qualifying or training.

Hell John Faxe Jensen even scored in the finale!

No matter how hard Jensen tried (and, for a defensive midfielder, he tried exceptionally hard), he could not score a goal. The Arsenal fans came up with a song, "We'll be there when Jensen scores!" and by 1994, Jensen's search for a goal was such a cult cause that whenever he got the ball, no matter whether he was inside his own penalty area or bearing down on goal, the Arsenal fans would implore him to "Shooooot!".

Jensen finally got his first goal after 98 matches, on a cold and wet afternoon against Queens Park Rangers on 31 December 1994. Arsenal were losing 1&#8211;0, when Jensen picked the ball up just inside the penalty area near the left-hand corner, about 16 yards from goal. The crowd gave the obligatory bellow of "shoot!", and Jensen complied, curling a shot into the net, prompting wild celebration from the Arsenal fans. The fans sang Johnny Jensen, Johnny, Johnny Jensen for the rest of the evening. However, a far superior QPR team dominated the rest of the game, winning the match 3&#8211;1.

The goal is still remembered though and one can still see t-shirts around Highbury saying I saw John Jensen score. Queens Park ranger fans subsequently wore t-shirts in blue, with white writing, the front stating "I was there when Jensen scored..." and the back reading "And Gallen. And Allen. And Impey". During the years he spent at Arsenal, John Jensen actually managed to score two goals in 21 games for the Danish national team: one against Albania in 1993 and one against Belgium in 1994.

 

[Clegg]

When the op of a thread tells you not to click on a link, you should really listen to him.

I'm just after seeing a man with half of his head blown off.

 

[Broder Salsa]

When the op of a thread tells you not to click on a link, you should really listen to him.

I'm just after seeing a man with half of his head blown off.

Now I'm going to search for what thread you are talking about. :l

 

[flippedb]

Now I'm going to search for what thread you are talking about. :l

Here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524205

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wow you guys were on fire while I was playing fifa.

Wooden booking plane ticket as we speak.

No as in we're going to win Europa thanks to two people.

Two people > Russian football.

In fact Wooden on Fifa > Russian Football.

It's no shame not being better than me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Speaking of Benchner, I read a terrible rumor today that Zenit are interested in acquiring his services. Hopefully Michael Lumb can talk him out of it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I remember when Michael Lumb signed and everyone laughed at him saying he would never make it into the first team. He said something like "Nah, they promised me I would be their first choice left back and I'm completely confident I will have success".

 

[Sviatoslav]

I remember when Michael Lumb signed and everyone laughed at him saying he would never make it into the first team. He said something like "Nah, they promised me I would be their first choice left back and I'm completely confident I will have success".

Lol, 7 appearances in 3 years. I often forget he was on the team, because he was loaned out all the time. Oh btw, I read that your boy N'Doye might leave Loko in the summer if they don't qualify for Europe. You think there's any chance he crawls back to København?

 

[Broder Salsa]

You think there's any chance he crawls back to København?

Back to København? He's Århus trash.

I could see it happening sometime though, but I don't want him, will rather go for some young talented guy and not a man who has barely played for the last 3 years.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Back to København? He's Århus trash.

I could see it happening sometime though, but I don't want him, will rather go for some young talented guy and not a man who has barely played for the last 3 years.

Check what I wrote again. I was talking about Dame N'Doye, not Lumb. You been hanging out with Andres or something Wooden? You're drunk.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Check what I wrote again. I was talking about Dame N'Doye, not Lumb. You been hanging out with Andres or something Wooden? You're drunk.

I've been listening to Willkiller, PrematureQuiche and Hixx half the day, the after effects are almost as if you're drunk.

Can't see N'Doye coming back yet though, he can find many clubs that will pay him way more than we can, would love it though, he really liked the club and the fans so hope he will at least return one day.

 

[Blablurn]

I assume this has been posted?

Don't really like the two tone effect.

looks shit

 

[PrematureQuiche]

looks shit

looks similar to that kit we wore in the Allianz Arena last year right?

 

[pulga]

bet you would have actually read what I said about changing my name had you known I had tits, cunt!

Spoiler

that was mostly for you Wilbury <3

sad thing is, it's true :lol

I blame you being a United fan, dime a dozen in United OT. You need a shtick, like Killer7's love for Bebe or how Wilbury's got a bangable mom.

 

[Meier]

shortyme had that animated avatar before. Well not literally moving but it was like a weird rainbow whale or something.

I don't mind putting my name and picture on here. I've got it on Twitter and Facebook and shit. Meh. It's 2013, live a little farid!

 

[xintin]

I assume this has been posted?

Don't really like the two tone effect.

you shouldn't.

Spoiler

because it's photoshopped on top of another's team's kit.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

UnitedGAF are dynamic.

 

[shortyme]

sad thing is, it's true :lol

I blame you being a United fan, dime a dozen in United OT. You need a shtick, like Killer7's love for Bebe or how Wilbury's got a bangable mom.

Is my shtick not that i have tits? I thought that would be enough? My undying love for Welbeck no matter how bad he fucks up everything.

shortyme had that animated avatar before. Well not literally moving but it was like a weird rainbow whale or something.

It was a cat, in a rainbow of colours sorta thing.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Welbeck is one of the worst forwards to play for United for a long time. 2 in 33.

 

[shortyme]

Welbeck is one of the worst forwards to play for United for a long time. 2 in 33.

Ok, what?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Ok, what?

I was just voicing my Welbeck hate, it's only fair after losing many nerves watching him.

 

[Lightning]

Welbeck is shit. He joins a long list of overrated English players.

Walcott, Oxlade Chamberlain, Walker, Zaha, (Majority of the english players at Man City) are all not as good as the hype makes them out to be.

Baines is the only one who deserves his hype. Everyone else is made out to be better than they really are. Doesn't mean they are all but no where near that good.

 

[xintin]

I can't believe this is true. Torres' goal the other day made him the only player to ever score in 7 competitions in one season.

Torres > CR7+Messi

 

[Meier]

I don't think Welbeck is great but he's a handful to deal with and makes it very difficult on opponents to stop his counterparts.

 

[jtb]

Welbeck is shit. He joins a long list of overrated English players.

Walcott, Oxlade Chamberlain, Walker, Zaha, (Majority of the english players at Man City) are all not as good as the hype makes them out to be.

Baines is the only one who deserves his hype. Everyone else is made out to be better than they really are. Doesn't mean they are all but no where near that good.

as long as we can keep Jack "Jesus Christ" Wilshere off that list, it's all good.