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[Sviatoslav]

Real Espana >> Zenit confirmed

elsk is banned. Nice try though.

How are the mounties

Royal and Canadian

Or a shit Russian league team who are still shit even with more money than god.

We didn't even have money when I started supporting them. And we don't have more money than god now anyway. Based Gazprom only provides ~25% of our budget.

 

[K1LLER7]

he got angry on Twitter once it was brilliant.

He does it where most of us won't see it because he doesn't want to taint his image. Fady, we know what your really like.

 

[Hixx]

I'm not sure who or what that is, but I'm glad you're getting help

Farid

this Fucking autocorrect

 

[FootballFan]

Or a shit Russian league team who are still shit even with more money than god.

How much money does god have?

 

[pulga]

I want to see you dressed as Glenn Bishop, because I think you could really get into the role.



A master of bad taste.

Didnt want to be the one to say it :lol

 

[Yen]

Lunchbox is FootyGAF's greatest troll and no matter what the Liverpool cunts say that'll never change

#teambud

 

[faridmon]

Which corner, there are four?

....

Googling the WORD would suffice... for now.

 

[Arnie]

#teambud

#teambud

....

Googling the WORD would suffice... for now.

Which WORD? Dunning, Kruger, or effect?

 

[Wilbur]

See that is what I am talking about, wills. You are like the Darren Gibson of Footy-Gaf, you are good, consistent, tidy but will never be Great...
/YnROT

You broke my heart, Farid. You broke my heart.

Lunchbox is probably the only one I really don't like.

Like, if there was ever a football GAF meetup, and he flew all the one from gloryhuntersville, I'd probably not say a single word to him.

go home you're drunk

Lunchbox is dynamite and you'll realise it in 17 years shitting into a burlap bag out of incontinence after getting so fucked when Brentan wins his fourth Champions League in a row.

 

[arkon]

Can we have a new list that contains United fans that are actually from Manchester?

*crickets*

This joke is almost as old as Giggs.

 

[faridmon]

Farid

this Fucking autocorrect

I'll just go toe bed.


YOU BULLIES!!!

You broke my heart, Farid. You broke my heart.

You fucker, You supposed to say ''Gibson is Great''

Thats it I am out

 

[pulga]

#teambud even if he faps to my mom

 

[FootballFan]

Shut up fools.

Bud is the best.

Then Wooden and Wilbury.

Then the rest.

Then Pulga. <3

 

[Wilbur]

#teambud

#teambud

But he isn't a troll. You can feel the anguish every time he posts. He's genuine. However if we're talking about who we want to masturbate with the skin of an onion

#teambud

 

[Hixx]

I'll just go toe bed.


YOU BULLIES!!!

I was being nice.

 

[Slizz]

Now with 2 more decimal places

 

[Freewheelin']

I don't really hate Lightning.

I hate FadyK. What an arsehole. Supporting two teams is wrong!

 

[K1LLER7]

Now with 2 more decimal places

Best poster on Gaf!!!

#TeamSlizz

 

[Freewheelin']

Shut up fools.

Bud is the best.

Then Wooden and Wilbury.

Then the rest.

Then Pulga. <3

I did that awesome tackle on you last week on FIFA

WHY U HATIN' BRO

 

[WJD]

I don't hate any of you cunts.

Though I can never tell if PJX is serious and I think confuziz is broken.

 

[FootballFan]

I did that awesome tackle on you last week on FIFA

WHY U HATIN' BRO

Just be glad I didn't put you with Pulga for that tackle mate.

 

[Wilbur]

Now with 2 more decimal places

If you minus City's 2.22% from United's 15.16%, you're left with 12.94%. Coincidentally the same percentage as Arsenal fans. However if you remove the decimals, you're left with 12%.

12.

Points.

 

[Broder Salsa]

#teambud even if he faps to my mom

That's not bad, it might actually be proof he loves not only you but your whole family. My best friend through many years has often talked to me about how much he wants to bang my mom, he likes that stuff and that's alright as long as it doesn't happen.

 

[pulga]

I don't really hate Lightning.

I hate FadyK. What an arsehole. Supporting two teams is wrong!

Wrongs whatever you two lesbians get up to in the Rodes estate every night.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't hate any of you cunts.

Though I can never tell if PJX is serious and I think confuziz is broken.

Confuziz is one of the three banes of existence. Along with dc12 and Andres

Wrongs whatever you two lesbians get up to in the Rodes estate every night.

Sometimes we see who can finger a fox to bloodshed quicker

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't really hate Lightning.

I hate FadyK. What an arsehole. Supporting two teams is wrong!

Hey now. Nothing wrong with pulling a juan pablo on the side

Fady is still a dick though.

Spoiler

jk <3

 

[Freewheelin']

Just be glad I didn't put you with Pulga for that tackle mate.

Oh. Well, that's cool then.

Wrongs whatever you two lesbians get up to in the Rodes estate every night.

loooool

Spell our name right, Fry-alt!

 

[FootballFan]

That's not bad, it might actually be proof he loves not only you but your whole family. My best friend through many years has often talked to me about how much he wants to bang my mom, he likes that stuff and that's alright as long as it doesn't happen.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, Freewheelin' you are my second favourite person in the rodes family.

 

[Slizz]

Hey now. Nothing wrong with pulling a juan pablo on the side

Fady is still a dick though.

Spoiler

jk <3

Lol juan pablo was actually on the supporters list, I put him down as .5 instead of 1 for his team.

 

[Wilbur]

Is Juan Pablo banned? I miss him

 

[arkon]

Lol juan pablo was actually on the supporters list, I put him down as .5 instead of 1 for his team.

The ultimate burn.

 

[FootballFan]

Is Juan Pablo banned? I miss him

He was banned quite a while ago.

I miss Fady more. I remember when I was lurking, he was the top poster in the thread lol.

 

[pulga]

Oh. Well, that's cool then.



loooool

Spell our name right, Fry-alt!

Wait why the fuck am I a fry alt :lol :lol

Ive a refined palate, the years of farca tears ive licked havent spoiled it at all <3

 

[Wilbur]

Imagine if Evilowski thought this was all too meta and banned us all. Then we all gave Mumei cocaine and handjobs and access to live streams of matches and we were allowed back in.

 

[Hixx]

Is Juan Pablo banned? I miss him

He got banned for trying to enlighten you lot.

rip.

 

[Wilbur]

He was banned quite a while ago.

I miss Fady more. I remember when I was lurking, he was the top poster in the thread lol.

When Fady posts I always smile and then dip my fingers in mango body butter in anticipation of the scrolling to come.

fuck you hixx you always say you have a season ticket for the stadium of light but i know you dont even live in portugal

 

[pulga]

Imagine if Evilowski thought this was all too meta and banned us all. Then we all gave Mumei cocaine and handjobs and access to live streams of matches and we were allowed back in.

I think youve just summoned Andres.

 

[Freewheelin']

Wait why the fuck am I a fry alt :lol :lol

Ive a refined palate, the years of farca tears ive licked havent spoiled it at all <3

Cos he doesn't spell our name right

And he has awful taste

 

[Hixx]

When Fady posts I always smile and then dip my fingers in mango body butter in anticipation of the scrolling to come.

fuck you hixx you always say you have a season ticket for the stadium of light but i know you dont even live in portugal

I wish it was in Portugal. So I couldn't go.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I keep getting these ads for a vacation in Denmark but I don't trust it one bit.

 

[arkon]

I think youve just summoned Andres.

Don't mention his name!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Pics or it didn't happen.

He didn't bang my mom, just wants to. Not sure how I can photograph his thoughts. When we get drunk together he always wants me to fuck his girlfriend but she's a bit of the chubby side, especially after they got a kid so always refused, one night especially I remember as I went to sleep on their couch and woke up with him butt naked in front of me with a hard on, poking me (with his finger) telling me to get into the bed room.

Here's a photo of him and his girlfriend in my apartments hall, the stylist of that brilliant hair was me.

 

[Wilbur]

I wish it was in Portugal. So I couldn't go.

Surprised you haven't really pushed on under O'Neill after the start he had last season.

I keep getting these ads for a vacation in Denmark but I don't trust it one bit.

In the post? Check for semen residue and dog hairs

 

[Broder Salsa]

I keep getting these ads for a vacation in Denmark but I don't trust it one bit.

I got ads for Copenhagen for the longest time, hope Bjaelke got them too.

 

[Freewheelin']

Where is Andres recently?

Oh, he probably died after fucking a donkey and getting too drunk so he blacked out and couldn't go home

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm getting Nursing Program ads. Fuckin bs, man.

 

[FootballFan]

He didn't bang my mom, just wants to. Not sure how I can photograph his thoughts. When we get drunk together he always wants me to fuck his girlfriend but she's a bit of the chubby side, especially after they got a kid so always refused, one night especially I remember as I went to sleep on their couch and woke up with him butt naked in front of me with a hard on, poking me (with his finger) telling me to get into the bed room.

Here's a photo of him and his girlfriend in my apartments hall, the stylist of that brilliant hair was me.

Haha you've told this story before, still just as funny.

Anyways I was asking pics of your mum, just saving bud's time, because you know he will ask once he reads that post.

 

[Wilbur]

Wooden everyone wants to fuck my mum too. My friend said that he really wants to, but I look quite like my mum so every time he wanks over her its like he's wanking about me a little bit

 

[Koko]

I think youve just summoned Andres.

Now that you mention him where has the drunkard been?

 

[Kyoufu]

I'm getting Nursing Program ads. Fuckin bs, man.

I'm getting cigarette ads...