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[Broder Salsa]

Haha you've told this story before, still funny.

We used to be such shit kids, seriously stole so many pokemon cards.

My friend said that he really wants to, but I look quite like my mum so every time he wanks over her its like he's wanking about me a little bit

Does that turn you on?

 

[LegoArmo]

Fady gets so much love even though he hardly ever posts. Probably too busy meeting footballers every day. I want to see him post when he's angry.

He was pretty angry after the United win over Chelsea, where Chicharito scored that offside goal. As angry as Fady can get anyway.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I got ads for Copenhagen for the longest time, hope Bjaelke got them too.

I also kept getting ads for those green fansuits not too long ago. There's something wrong with my GAF

 

[Wilbur]

Does that turn you on?

Not consciously. Although if I had to eat out a guy's butt it would be his, we would probably have a laugh while doing it

 

[FootballFan]

We used to be such shit kids, seriously stole so many pokemon cards.

Gotta Steal em' All

 

[bud]

why are you guys calling me a troll? ;_;

i like to think i actually contribute to this thread with my genuine love for beautiful football. and pulga's mom. besides, these are always fun thread. i like that it's not serious all the time.

That's not bad, it might actually be proof he loves not only you but your whole family. My best friend through many years has often talked to me about how much he wants to bang my mom, he likes that stuff and that's alright as long as it doesn't happen.

i would bang wilbury and freewheelin's mom. i want to bang your mom, too.

show me your woodenmom, wooden.

 

[FootballFan]

i would bang wilbury and freewheelin's mom. i want to bang your mom, too.

show me your woodenmom, wooden.

I told you Wooden. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

why are you guys calling me a troll? ;_;

i like to think i actually contribute to this thread with my genuine love for beautiful football. and pulga's mom. besides, these are always fun thread. i like that it's not serious all the time

I said you're not a troll

send me pictures of your mother

 

[Freewheelin']

why are you guys calling me a troll? ;_;

i like to think i actually contribute to this thread with my genuine love for beautiful football. and pulga's mom. besides, these are always fun thread. i like that it's not serious all the time.



i would bang wilbury and freewheelin's mom. i want to bang your mom, too.

show me your woodenmom, wooden.

You can bang my mum anytime baby <3

 

[Broder Salsa]

I actually went to look but I could only find a picture of her with a photoshopped beard on. Deleted her off my facebook as her updates were super annoying and she got it all locked down.

 

[Hixx]

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time to leave I think.

 

[bud]

this friend's hot mom talk reminds me of my buddy jermaine in high school. his mom was divorced, and she wasn't the prettiest, but that body... goodness. this one time i was at his place and she was wearing a short skirt. she crossed her legs almost basic instinct-style and i caught a glimpse. needless to say, i went home and took my already crusty sock out for one last showdown.

 

[Slizz]

Just seen that Mila Kunis interview with that dude from BBC1. Shes fuckin awesome.

 

[FootballFan]

this friend's hot mom talk reminds me of my buddy jermaine in high school. his mom was divorced, and she wasn't the prettiest, but that body... goodness. this one time i was at his place and she was wearing a short skirt. she crossed her legs almost basic instinct-style and i caught a glimpse. needless to say, i went home and took my already crusty sock out for one last showdown.

Hahaha god damn bud. <3

Also we are now in afer dark it seems.

 

[Freewheelin']

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time to leave I think.

Afer dark

 

[pulga]

I said you're not a troll

send me pictures of your mother

Ill trade ya pics of your mom for pics of my 13 yr old cousin

 

[FootballFan]

Ill trade ya pics of your mom for pics of my 13 yr old cousin

That's Wilbury not Andres dude.

 

[Wilbur]

Ill trade ya pics of your mom for pics of my 13 yr old cousin

im not wooden

 

[bud]

I said you're not a troll

send me pictures of your mother

please don't sexualize her. i love her dearly. she's a fantastic mommy.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Ok

 

[Freewheelin']

please don't sexualize her. i love her dearly. she's a fantastic mom.

That's not your mum. I've seen that pic elsewhere

 

[Wilbur]

http://i.imgur.com/WIuGiuv.jpg[/IG]

please don't sexualize her. i love her dearly. she's a fantastic mom.[/QUOTE]

I want to destroy her anus like Godzilla destroyed Japan

I want to pour something moist on the right cheek

lick the left one, make it moist myself

then kiss the air she farts into

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

Ill trade ya pics of your mom for pics of my 13 yr old cousin

Spoiler

man in background is mumei reading this tomorrow

 

[Freewheelin']

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

Ur mum looks bangable

 

[3Sixty]

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time to leave I think.

Nothing good happens after midnight.

 

[Wilbur]

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

Even fucking women have more hair than me now

 

[FootballFan]

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

The beard looks to real to unsee haha.

 

[feel]

mom pic

Mixed feelings on if not weird enough to fap to, yep this is afer dark alright.

 

[Koko]

http://i.imgur.com/WIuGiuv.jpg[IMG]

please don't sexualize her. i love her dearly. she's a fantastic mommy.[/QUOTE]

:lol that latino heritage

 

[arkon]

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

Spoiler

man in background is mumei reading this tomorrow

David Spade.

 

[bud]

Fuck it, here's a pic of my mom with a goatee bud. http://i5.minus.com/i82hD1m5LAX0e.jpg

hmmm, i want her to tie me up and tease me.

 

[Freewheelin']

Wooden's mum looks like this dude:

 

[operon]

I see after dark footy GAF heading into extra milf time.

 

[GorillaJu]

Just started playing the Witcher 2. Beautiful graphics but rather meh art direction, incomprehensible dialog and so far this gameplay is no better than Return to Shit Mountain. This is the game that everyone has been jizzing in their pants over?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just started playing the Witcher 2. Beautiful graphics but rather meh art direction, incomprehensible dialog and so far this gameplay is no better than Return to Shit Mountain. This is the game that everyone has been jizzing in their pants over?

You're insane.

 

[GorillaJu]

You're insane.

Does it pick up as you get further in? I will trust you, Batman

 

[Broder Salsa]

Does it pick up as you get further in? I will trust you, Batman

Well how long are you in now? If you're still at the linear intro stuff where you are asked questions then it definitively does pick up. One of my favorite RPGs the last many years.

This is for you if you still think it sucks after a few hours : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYa6QAMAoUU

 

[Scum]

Hey, all! I jus-

this friend's hot mom talk reminds me of my buddy jermaine in high school. his mom was divorced, and she wasn't the prettiest, but that body... goodness. this one time i was at his place and she was wearing a short skirt. she crossed her legs almost basic instinct-style and i caught a glimpse. needless to say, i went home and took my already crusty sock out for one last showdown.

please don't sexualize her. i love her dearly. she's a fantastic mommy.

hmmm, i want her to tie me up and tease me.

Just started playing the Witcher 2. Beautiful graphics but rather meh art direction, incomprehensible dialog and so far this gameplay is no better than Return to Shit Mountain. This is the game that everyone has been jizzing in their pants over?

bud > odd_morsel

 

[Kyoufu]

I'm playing Dragon's Dogma. Need to finish it in time for Dark Arisen. <3 <3

 

[Tc91]

I bought Tomb Raider, just played the first hour and I know I'm gonna enjoy this game.

Everyone saying it's like Uncharted etc made me buy it. One of my favourite series of games.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I bought Tomb Raider, just played the first hour and I know I'm gonna enjoy this game.

Everyone saying it's like Uncharted etc made me buy it. One of my favourite series of games.

I found Vaas from Far Cry in it.

Got faaat on that island.

 

[Tc91]

I found Vaas from Far Cry in it.

Got faaat on that island.

Hahaha yeah I thought of that as well.

Have you got the game?

 

[Slizz]

Fuck this thread. Making me consider purchasing more than just my normal 2 games a year.... I bought 3 last year cause of this thread.... Now I want Tomb Raider.... WTF?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Soi-Fong isn't a regular.

I wish he was.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hahaha yeah I thought of that as well.

Have you got the game?

Yeah, just finnished the (only a location spoiler)

Spoiler

radio tower

part, but going to sleep now.

Game looks hawt.

 

[Freewheelin']

Will get TR when it hits £20 or so. Looks good.

 

[Scum]

Meh. Can't get excited for it, to be honest. Maybe during Steam sales.

 

[arkon]

I'm getting Dark Arisen for about £13. Hard to refuse at that price.

 

[RibbedHero]

Will get TR when it hits £20 or so. Looks good.

If you're on PC:

http://www.simplygames.com/info/19126/Tomb-Raider-PC

£21.85 for a boxed copy that registers on Steam.

I believe it's £21 from GMG for a digital version too.

 

[LegoArmo]

If you're on PC:

http://www.simplygames.com/info/19126/Tomb-Raider-PC

£21.85 for a boxed copy that registers on Steam.

I believe it's £21 from GMG for a digital version too.

Meh, bought.