The_Hitcher89
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He'll fit right in....
Brilliant skill followed by a ridiculous dive. That's Neymar alright.
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Brilliant skill followed by a ridiculous dive. That's Neymar alright.
KidA Seven
Member
He's your Welburg with cheese.
Frank the Great
Banned
Wish I had HD source, but this will do
nice, thanks
Vivalaraza
Member
How is Messi that good. I don't understand.
Barca are gonna win the CL again.
This sucks.
Barca are gonna win the CL again.
This sucks.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Damn
Villa to score & Barca win
Messi to score 2 or more
I was split seconds from putting either of those on
Villa to score & Barca win
Messi to score 2 or more
I was split seconds from putting either of those on
Meus Renaissance
Member
I'm gonna get a Barca jersey
FootballFan
Member
We will win it for you and make Cakir and Madrid cry. For you !
Vivalaraza
Member
Live Ray Hudson ‏@liverayhudson
3-0, Messi. "Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him. He absolutely pulversizes the defence & leaves them in acid!"
Haha, that's awesome.
Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him.
Ray Hudson *bow*
3-0, Messi. "Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him. He absolutely pulversizes the defence & leaves them in acid!"
Haha, that's awesome.
Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him.
Ray Hudson *bow*
The day he gets investigated for doping all will be revealed.
Have I just created a shitstorm?
The_Hitcher89
Member
You'll be smashed by Dortmund in the semi
Meus Renaissance
Member
Not sure why so many here on GAF doubted this. Barca are on another level to any other side
I just hope Messi gets his tactics right this time. Mourinho's got the better of him the last few occasions.
FootballFan
Member
^^Haha that is a really good one
"Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him."
You have seen the light.
Football is truly alive and well now.
If Pulga/Avaya see that, then yes. If not, we are fine.
"Defences can't live with him; we can't live without him."
You have seen the light.
Football is truly alive and well now.
If Pulga/Avaya see that, then yes. If not, we are fine.
KidA Seven
Member
I like it when he jizzes and just screams "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Nah. The sad thing is, parents in Latin America are giving healthy kids the same hormone thinking it would help. And it's only really dangerous. A real pity.
Vivalaraza
Member
Awesome line.
Need to threadify it some how.
Or create a Messi banner. GOAT should be in the OP afterall.
Meus Renaissance
Member
"[Falcao] would have finished it off with half a dozen blindfolds on."
"Like a happily married couple, Messi washes, Kun Aguero dries."
Pieter Brown: What was it like, playing for the Strikers in those days? I mean it had to be exciting, the heyday of the NASL.
Ray Hudson: You remember that movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?
Pieter Brown: Yeah
Ray Hudson: That's what it was like.
He could make an onion cry.
"Magisterial from the X-Man and, of course, automaton Iniesta."
"Therell be cannons to the left of [Racing], cannons to the right, and cannons in front of them."
Ray Hudson, Real Madrid v. Racing, 18 Feb 2012
"Better balance than a waiter..on a cruise ship"
0-1, Adrian. "Again, the one-footed, one-legged monster strikes. Be fearful of him -- that right leg. You could cut his left leg off completely. It's of no purpose to him. He could hop around that field and do the same kind of damage."
"Like a Jedi Knight.."
"Flamethrowers it past the goalkeeper"
"Majestical. Merciless like Kathy Bates in that movie...remember that movie?"
"They should name a constellation after him"
"He puts it on a silver altar..and he steals it like a thief in the night"
"A gift from the Gods. I'll go to the grave defending that man"
"Like a happily married couple, Messi washes, Kun Aguero dries."
Pieter Brown: What was it like, playing for the Strikers in those days? I mean it had to be exciting, the heyday of the NASL.
Ray Hudson: You remember that movie 2001: A Space Odyssey?
Pieter Brown: Yeah
Ray Hudson: That's what it was like.
He could make an onion cry.
"Magisterial from the X-Man and, of course, automaton Iniesta."
"Therell be cannons to the left of [Racing], cannons to the right, and cannons in front of them."
Ray Hudson, Real Madrid v. Racing, 18 Feb 2012
"Better balance than a waiter..on a cruise ship"
0-1, Adrian. "Again, the one-footed, one-legged monster strikes. Be fearful of him -- that right leg. You could cut his left leg off completely. It's of no purpose to him. He could hop around that field and do the same kind of damage."
"Like a Jedi Knight.."
"Flamethrowers it past the goalkeeper"
"Majestical. Merciless like Kathy Bates in that movie...remember that movie?"
"They should name a constellation after him"
"He puts it on a silver altar..and he steals it like a thief in the night"
"A gift from the Gods. I'll go to the grave defending that man"
Various sources are telling me that this is a false statement.
Vivalaraza
Member
Best Ray Hudson one was when Messi scored some ridic goal and he went all
OOOOHHHHHHBAJHBDJBADBODA ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR VULCAN MIND
I can never find the video to it
OOOOHHHHHHBAJHBDJBADBODA ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR VULCAN MIND
I can never find the video to it
FootballFan
Member
^LOL I remember that one. I love Hudson. People say he just loves to kiss Messi's ass, but he is exactly the same for Ronaldo/Riquelme/Dinho any great player.
Messi with the captains armband, pretty rare thing considering that Valdes, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol have to all be off.
Messi with the captains armband, pretty rare thing considering that Valdes, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol have to all be off.
yeah EPL teams didn't make it to the QF's.
Vivalaraza
Member
Get out right now and don't ever come back.
KidA Seven
Member
Alexis with a Bebe-like cross.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Ray Hudson has lines prepared for his commentary, like Martin Tyler
Ergo, Clegg is correct
Ergo, Clegg is correct
What are you talking about? There are 3 EPL teams in the quarter finals of the only competition that matters.
Freewheelin'
Member
I want Ray Hudson in the PL
The_Hitcher89
Member
Meus Renaissance
Member
Rayo better not score
edit: ugh
edit: ugh
KidA Seven
Member
hahahahahhaa
The_Hitcher89
Member
lolBarca
Let me see, my sources are claiming that it goes beyond that. Sorry to break it out to you!
Freewheelin'
Member
Broder Salsa
Banned
Same. Best commentator by a mile.
The_Hitcher89
Member
What a save
FootballFan
Member
Cleansheet am not possible.
Why? Did you have a bet on?
edit:
Best league in the world!
The_Hitcher89
Member
Barca to win both halves
FootballFan
Member
Lass from Rayo is supposed to be the fastest player in La Liga. Show me dat speed(but don't score)
Hmm that looked like a penalty didn't it? :S
Hmm that looked like a penalty didn't it? :S
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